We get drunk and watch Pinocchio: A True Story ft. Pauly Shore 

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I don't which is worse: the actual movie or the fact that there's a Pinocchio movie where his nose doesn't freaking grow

His nose literally never grew how do you fuck up Pinocchio this badly lol

Petition to replace the Trump’s “I’m gonna come” with Pinocchio’s “I’m coming” in the opening merch plug

I’ve noticed something with Razzle’s commentaries: the worse the movie’s rep is, the funnier the commentary is. And this is easily their funniest so far. Edit: ok so maybe a lot of their commentaries on movies that are good are funny, but I think the way they make fun of the bad movies makes them funnier.

I need to have a serious talk with whoever wrote, greenlit, directed, and funded this movie

Just here to remind everyone Alan, the Glizzy God, indeed ate 10 chilidogs like the fucking sigma male king of razzle he is!

I love how at 15:41 only one person laughed and then everyone else realized why they were laughing and started to laugh too lmao

Just wanna point out: They *officially* advertised this movie as "the yassification of Pinnochio". No I am not joking. Yes I wish I was.

I'll never reject Napoleon Dynamite references, idc if the movie came out about 20 years ago

Pauly Shore’s “I’m Coming” needs to be part of the razzle merch intro

"pinnochio? son? alive?" The power of the son in the palm of his had

An Alpha and Omega Razzle review would break the space/time continuim.

Every movie who’s animation has looked like THAT has never been anything good. You could say Hoodwinked was an exception, but it basically tried to be fairy tail parody after the success Shrek.

Im convinced Pauly Shore recorded these lines drunk, almost all of his lines are slurred lmao

Never thought I’d see a film with SpongeBob, Napoleon Dynamite, and the cheese-dog in “A Goofy Movie”.

For all its flaws, there was one good part of the movie: the part where Pinocchio just gets shot

6:55 the gunshot followed by the question made me laugh way more than it should of.

Imagine what it would for his nose if Pinocchio really loved a girl but she had a humiliation fetish. Perfect couple.

I want Razzle to get drunk and watch Shark Tale next. Anyone else want to see it?

5:33 The fact that I cheered with them when he said the iconic line

since finding out that pinocchio’s voice actor was also BOBBY FROM A GOOFY MOVIE, i have decided that this is a stoner film.

Honestly, after all the whole Will Smith slap, I really thought they were going to do Shark Tale. Maybe one day…

As a member of your horse audience thank you for the neigh. It means so much to me to feel accepted, and I know the my brothers and sisters in the herd feel the same.

Father, when can I leave to be on my OOOOWN? I've got the whole WORLDUSSY!!!

Bruh, imagine if James Corden was in this movie, I would start crying

The funny thing is this isn’t the first time a foreign Pinocchio film got an absolutely bonkers English dub with an extremely unfitting voice for the title character, since the 2002 English dub of Roberto Benigni rendition had freaking Breckin Myer voicing Pinocchio of all people, so it’s funny how history repeats itself .

russian guy here to explain in the first russian "adaptation" of pinoccio (which was written by aleksey tolstoy like 80 years ago and where the boy is called buratino) his nose never grows he just doesn't have this ability it actually has a completely different plot aside from the premise, giving the protag a bitchy blue-haired gf and a bunch of circus sidekicks but I don't remember there being a talking horse and a sexy horse 🤔 this animated shitshow is both a bad pinoccio movie and a bad buratino movie, I guess

Well this broke the “Quickest Jump to Razzle” record by a country mile.

I feel like it wouldn't be out of character for this Pinocchio to say YAS QUEEN BOOTS THE HOUSE DOWN SLAY BESTIE MAMA

I wanna see them do Hoodwinked or Open Season next

It's a meme miracle that this movie is available anywhere since Russia's recourses were prized up or cut off

Pinocchio is the gayest straight piece of wood to ever exist.

I still can’t get over the fucking Pinocchio voice. XD

This whole movie looks like a mobile game ported onto PlayStation 2

Father when can i watch Razzel. I got a whole week to wait

The father jokes made me laughing wheeze

And thus continues the theme of Tom Kenny taking either sub par or completely awful voice roles to forever lock his success to SpongeBob.

Zach: "Are they Putin this movie in theaters?" My immediate response: "Nah, they're Stalin."

Can't wait to see the story of SpongeBob Square pants's son Bobby seeing the worldussy with Napoleon Dynamite, ft. Razzle

Pinocchio is the lgbt representation ive always needed in my life

I really want to see Razzle get drunk while watching Napoleon Dynamite now.

*"Detective Butthole. Can we trust him?"*

Now THAT was some twisted Pinocchio-Geppetto stuff right there

15:24 “Pinocchio saves Bell Delphine from Talking Tom who has her a gunpoint Gone Wild?!”

Paul shore must’ve tapped into his hidden Tommy Wiseau skills to nail this role 🤣😂

They bout to get that Pinocchussy

5:52 Well this has now been one of the lines my partner and I quote constantly and I love it. Just all the quotable stuff here is amazing

The inspector dude is literally just the hello Neighbor guy

Napoleon Dynamite references? This is pretty much the best We Get Drunk and Watch ever MADE.

This movie really has Spongebob, Napoleon Dynamite and THE ENCINO MAN in it. Greatest thing ever made

Man I didn't know Wizard 101 was a movie first. Seriously the graphics of this movie make it look like it came first

My throat, chest and stomach hurt from laughing so damn hard lmao

Now I want a Greatest Showman video. Anyone else feeling it, or IS IT JUST ME?

15:16 that strong man looks like a buff version of Hello Neighbor wtf.

2:46 I think at this point we can all agree Zach is a furry in denial.

I'd love to see Razzle do a We get drunk and watch Rango ft. Johnny Depp, I can only imagine how good that would be

pauly shore voiced bobby in a goofy movie and the second goofy movie thats all i've seen him do

"Something stinks." Pinocchio: "iT's JuSt Me."

3:20 "Pinocchio's a bad guy?? 😮🤔"

“FATHER WHEN CAN I LEAVE TO BE ON MY OWNNNN I GOT THE WHOLE WORLD USSY…”

The “it’s just lean” line got me out of guard and if you want know where is here it is 11:00

The parrot in this movie makes me want RAZZLE to react to rio, just an enjoyable movie overall.

Watching them all tear the greatest showman to shreds is top tier entertainment

Oh God, imagine if they did a drunk viewing of Malignant

It’s so cool to see linguini join the razzle team!

I think we're gonna need a drunk commentary of Napoleon Dynamite now

Okay. I feel like I need to inform everyone else about this: The people behind the film had made another animated feature with Pauly Shore as the head villain. They really wanted a Pauly Shore Animated Cinematic Universe after this became a smash hit. But the problem is is that no one knows about it.

"Father. When Can I Leave To Be On My Ooowwn? I've Got The "Whole" Worldussy..." 😩💅🏻✨💦

11:15 This shit made me laugth so hard my ears poped

pretty sure the Pinocchio from Billy and Mandy that was constantly trying to eat Billy's skin was a better Pinocchio.

Honestly they fucked up on this movie so bad that it was so good, and the commentary makes it SO worth it

Oh man I was thinking it'd be so good if you guys did this

The fact that none of them called the horse Neighpoleon Dynamite makes me upset

7:05 The cat just shooting him is the best part.

Finally critics who aren't afraid to point out that Pinocchio is just a child porno. This creepy old dude keeps a wooden child puppet and has a daddy son fantasy with it when it comes to life.

I’m a little upset they said “50 shades of Puppet” and not “50 Shades of Neigh”

“Silly Ryan. Tricks are for real boys.” I’M DEAD

These Pauly Shore puns are the best things I've seen since Foofight's moose jokes.

1:06 No that's Marengo Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite's horse

pls the fact his nose never grows when thats a MAJOR PLOT POINT IN THE ACTUAL STORY-

i laughed way to hard at the "fucking Wario? .... waaa" 6:15

There is no way they were trying to make a serious movie. 😂

5:30 that father part slayed me

These videos are honestly so funny, this has to my personal favorite though. The “on my ownnnn” jokes were just amazing

I'm surprised you guys missed the part where Pinocchio calls Geppetto Daddy

6:59 "Pinocchio would you like to purchase my bath water?" _gets blasted_

open season is a must for you all

I’m so mad that they didn’t show them laughing at the Thank you daddy part

10:43 the "something stinks" line never fails to crack me up.

This is the kind of movie that schools play in the auditorium at lunch when it’s too cold outside…..

“Father, when can I leave to be on my oooooowwn?”

Nice to see Razzle branching out and reacting to a Wii game.

It's so weird to me being like half these guys' age and knowing more Pauly Shore movies than they do

1:11 horses have sideways facing eyes, that one is a predator

“I didn’t know we were watching holes” caught me off guard lol

Razzle: _funny joke that actually sounds like it took thought_ "haha, funny" Also Razzle: "what are you doing Pinocchibro?" _uncontrollable laughter_

I am so ready for this!

Can you guys watch Chicken Little drunk, it’d be so funny

So these guys are like a modern day Mystery Science Theatre 3000? Okay cool