Once more I am answering a question nobody asked. If the cast of Fire Emblem Three Houses was playing Warhammer 40K, what army would they play or belong to? Link to the Discord: / discord Link to Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?u=312627...
The Commissariat would like to remind you that the any insinuation that his holy space marines of The Dark Angels are anything other than loyal is in fact heresy.
@@rustkarl Yeah but that's because when the Inquisition asks you to do something you do it and SoB want to kill heretics anyway rather than dedicated Inquisition forces like Deathwatch and the Grey Knights
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In addition to being the God Emperor, I can picture Ferdinand as being an old school Warhammer Fantasy player with a really well painted Empire army. He used to play games against Edelgard and her Tzeentch army until she lateraled over to 40k after the End Times hit. He toys with the idea of mixing in some dwarfs and elves to try and make it Cities of Sigmar for AOS, but hasn’t done so yet. So far is stuck playing games against Lorenz’s Bretonnia army and Jeritza’s Vampire Counts (when the latter isn’t off doing jobs for Edelgard.)
0:21 Well this is Warhammer 40k. Theres so many 40k factions that the 3 Houses Characters are bound to find some resembelance to at least on of the 40k onrs
Also, both subjects tend towards archetypes and general behavioural groups, so it's actually very easy to do this with a bunch of generalized themes for people and groups.
Flayn is a Tyrannid. Her obsession with food, especially fish, just fits too cleanly into that bill. I also think that Dmitri would fit in well as a Carcharodon.
I’ll admit, despite knowing basically nothing about Warmhammer 40K, this was still an entirely hilarious and entertaining video. Especially that part with Manuela, like lordy, was I dying. So job very well done.👌🏽
I think the funniest part of this vid is just the idea of all these characters just sitting down at a table and playing rounds upon rounds of 40k and getting super into it with all of their armies
By the man emperor, the dreadnaught with its stupid baby carrier design at 3:18. I figured out why the grey knights horde those, the other loyal chapters busted a gut laughing at it.
I like to think Flayn has an army in secret. I would guess maybe sisters or even Tau? I'm shocked edelgard isnt Black Legion. Run that parallel to Dimitri hard and is the leader of the rebellious faction. Also the lack of ashen wolves oof. Yuri plays Necromunda. If he does play the actual 40k game, I can see him playing the likes of the Inquisition itself. Balthus is the Khorne player. Demons and World Eaters. Charges forward to melee and rams his rhinos into you instead of using any guns. Constance plays specifically the Ynnari sub faction of Eldar. Determined to restore her legacy and being back her noble house, fits to a T with their goals. Hapi plays Renegade Knights. She enjoys the idea of knights being assholes and showing their true colours. Also Aelfric plays Word Bearers. The ultimate revolutionary church Simps. Or that new Fabius bile army coming out soon.
I don’t know much about hapi or fire emblem in general but I think she would instead play the marines malevolent. Their knight assholes who don’t really have any good traits about them.If we’re going for the asshole knights idea it would be the marines malevolent since Astartes are considered the emperors angles of death but do have some assholes in them the marines malevolent are just open about it and are hated even amongst other space marines and especially the salamanders and inquisition
I honestly thought Marianne as the Lamenters space marines just, "For once in my life... can something... not, go wrong. please." just, a constant ragged bloody line of horrible luck and ill fortune upon themselves and those around them, and yet, they still decide, "Yeah i exist. i guess." Edit: Furthermore, I would see Edelgard as an Iron Warrior Chaos Space marine, because, man she does make a point. but man. she is a total dick about it. Also I mean, you can totally equate the horrible creations of TWSITD as Daemon engines and Obliterators
Sorry for the comment barrage but I have one more bit. What about the Ashen Wolves? Also if Lorenz was a victim of Hive Fleet Manuela does that make him the Squats? I’d say Kronya would play the Daemons of Khorne. (She likes blood and killing) and both DK and Nemesis would play World Eaters. (Both a bit of a strong lad with a desire to kill people but have a thing for one on one combat.)
This was actually pretty fun. And I agree with almost all of these choices. I started dying at the Manuela section. Take that as a good indication as to how good you are at making me laugh. Then Shamir. Once I got the images out of my head I started smiling. Then Cyril... absofuckenlutley. Felix being a Night Lord however is a bit off. Both are edgelords but the Night Lords are dirty fighters with terror tactics as a core philosophy. Felix is a perfectionist obsessed with bettering his swordsmanship. A trait in line with the Emperor’s Children before the Heresy. The TTS jokes/references tripled my respect for you. Ashe is boring. Like the smurfs. As much as I like Claude and dislike the Tau I do agree with the similarities. Holy shit Lysithea the Eldar and Marianne the Kriegswoman? It fits but goddamn!
Here's a novel idea that I have bpth put a lot of thought into and not at the same time: A crossover between Warhammer Fantasy, (before AoS) and one of the many Fire Emblem worlds.
I know this is about 40k but I believe that the best fit for Edelgard would have been Great Crusade era Imperium: an emerging superpower lead by a strong figurehead that opposes religion, promotes rationality and kills all who won't bend the knee without a second thought, unwilling to compromise even when it puts the greater goal at risk. Edelgard even uses the powers of TWSITD even though she hates them just like Emps uses the powers of Chaos for his projects. Even Hubert would fit in as Malcador being a shadowy advisor who goes behind his lieges back to do the dirty work.
I feel like raphael could also fit into tyrannids, eating and training all the time, like how the tyranids eat and evolve to be apex predators, nonetheless great vid!
so... where would the Ashen Wolves be? Yuri: Harlequin Balthus: Ork or a Catachan Hapi: Tyranid or Gene Stealer because of her beast affinity-ness? Constance: Imperial Psyker or perhaps another Eldari Psyker? Maybe also a Slaanesh-Tzeentch aligned Sorceress?
So.... In this crossover, the conversation between the Emperor and Uriah Olathaire in The Last Church start with the Emperor saying: "Reach for my hand, I'll soar away Into the dawn, Oh, I wish I could stay…"
They serve the ecclesiarchy but will often do the Ordo Hereticus' dirty work if asked seeing as the SoB's favorite passtime is to PURGE THE HERETICS IN HOLY FIRE
@@popkhorne5372 Does she need to be bloodthirsty to fuel the flames of War? Magnus is depressed, yet is an servant of Tzeench. The Emperor of Mankind would fit her better, as both of them are against God's and faith and failed miserably.
Yuwan Considering the fact Edelgard is dumb enough to even use the slithers, she’d be the person to think she could use a daemon to her advantage. Due to her own will to try and reform society she is 100% a follower of Tzeentch. Even the Man emperor of Mankind has more in common with Rhea, and Edelgard dislikes Rhea (which in turns means she’s hate herself as she’s no better than the dragon pope)
Pop Khorne No, Edelgard is a villain because she took the short path, I was giving her the benefit of the doubt she just did a miscalculation rather than being malicious. Edelgard is a twat and is no better than Rhea. Her ideas are doomed for failure as she learned nothing and did the exact same mistakes Rhea did, and lacks immortality to keep her system stable.
I'd say Dedue would suit the Imperial Fists more then Deathwatch. He's a stoic tank who is loyal and dutiful to a T and knows where he stands and what his place is in the chain of command compared to Dimitri, who he recognizes as his sovereign and leader above anything else.
Oh so you always recruited Marianne too? And that bit about Dorte, fuckin genius. Good man. *dies laughing about Thousand Sons not having Hubert’s simpage* It’s so hilariously true! (I like the Thousand Sons) I wouldn’t be surprised if Bernie had a few Shadow Ankhs stashed away in her room. (I also like Necrons)
Dawn of war 1 and its expansions are pretty fun if your into RTS games. It starts out with 4 factions a base (Space Marine, Ork, CraftWorld Eldar, and Chaos) and you gain 5 extra factions as through the three expansion packs. Which you can download the whole package for $38 through Steam.
Dawn of War: Dark Crusade if you like RTS If you like turn based, check out Gladius: Relics of War or Mechanicus If you like shooters, Space Marine and Space Hulk: Deathwing If you want to see the fantasy side of Warhammer, Total War: Warhammer and Vermintide are stellar. If you have friends, try the tabletop game over Tabletop Simulator
10:47 They're like the Light Fae in Lost Girl, just as much a bunch of dicks, but refuse to admit it, unlike the Dark who pretty much go 'Yeah that's us, so what?'