what happens if the payload cart isn't speed capped? 

hey, if you're wondering about the cart, these videos have probably answered your question already: what happens if the payloads crash? ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-tT-jCqwOZVQ.html what if the payload went super fast on a really long straight track, and some other maps? ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-WePioLV5_cs.html extra anomalies - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-1kPIz0DfPcY.html

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So above 4,000 it becomes a GMod skit.

"when this baby hits 88mph, you're going to see some serious shit"

7:47 Imagine being the red team and seeing the cart skidoodle across the map like this and ends the game in mere seconds. Takes out a Heavy or two along the way.

7:56 The cart decides to take a flank route instead of the main track, smart move

basically, every cart in gmod animations ever.

I just like to imagine that scout kicks the cart really hard and sacrifices his entire leg for his contract with Blutarch

There's something oddly funny about hearing shounic say "What the fuck it's rock climbing now" with a calm voice

"7K is when the physical body can overcome the mountain and reunite with its spirit" sounds like some legendary prophecy

TF2 cursed image: The cart captures last without any other points being touched.

Its hilarious to hear this man talk calmly, and logically. And then suddenly "What the fuck its rock climbing now"

This is a truly grueling story of a cart that broke its physical limits, and overcame both the metaphorical and literal mountains that held it back from its true goal.

"At 5k, we can see that there's actually a split between the cart's physical manifestation and its soul."

I know this was a hypothetical situation but I actually learned that the payload accelerates! Very nice work as usual shounic

Would be fun to sneak this as a modified map into a community server. So very occationally the cart just ZOOMS

4:42 imagine the reaction people would have if the cart just randomly zoomed straight to the finish the moment someone touched it. The round would start and then just kinda end in the span of like 4 seconds.

Imagine being on defense "THE CA-THE CA-THE CA-THE CART IS-DEFEAT"

I laughed so hard when he said "What the fuck, it's rock climbing now." He sounded so genuine 😅

Its not hard to imagine why they make the cart go so slow. In the event the defensive team loses the battle on a capture point, they have time to rally at the next before the bomb gets there. If there was no limit the blue team can basically speed run the whole map after the battle is won at the first capture point.

When you said "wtf, it's rock-climbing now" I spat out the drink in my mouth cause it was so sudden

I'd like to imagine that after you remove the acceleration cap, Scout just kicks the cart so hard that it just goes speeding off like a Hot Wheels car.

5:45 The cart is collecting speeds to get into the parallel universe

Today I saw 4 people beating up one dude, I couldn’t stand watching it, so I jumped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the 5 of us

Hearing shounic abruptly swear all of a sudden is like hearing your teacher swear accidentally

7:38 congratulations your cart learned: wall climbing use it now? [Yes]○ [No]○ [Yes]● [No]○

I love how the cart just stops at the end and falls in slowly

*WHY IS THE CART NOT MOVING*

I love how the velocity of the cart is so crazy it begins causing screenshakes as it keeps hitting against the world….

Team fortress 2 + big rigs: Sometimes the cart moves like a xenomorph Of alien at 7:36

5:44 My parents when I find a new hobby

5:18 when no engineers on defense:

Hearing his voice saying "what the fuck it's rock climbing now" is

7:55 my dog when I call him to come home.

"Honey wanna come over?" "Not right now." "My parents aren't home." > 7:49

I love how eventually it just looks like someone's playing gmod, scrolling their mousewheel rapidly with the cart held against the terrain until it eventually is forced through

7:56 I LIKE HOW ON TOP OF ALL THAT, IT DECIDES TO FLANK OF ITS OWN VOLITION

New gamemode idea: Free range payload soccer

8:22 cart decided it couldn't take it anymore too many people asking "where is the cart" and not "how is the cart?"

I love how at 5:50 the cart is just violently rubbing itself against the rock face and just freaking out overall

The faster it goes the more it looks like the SFM ragdolls you'd see.

7:50 that checkpoint not being triggered is cursed lol

"Wtf, it's rock climbing now" You see, shounic, this is why you're my favorite

"The map finishes itself as soon as I touch it" Now that's one hell of an icebreaker

5:43 "What the fuck it's rock climbing now." is the funniest thing i've heard Shounic say to date! Love your vids, so professional yet so funny!

"What the fuck, it's rock climbing now" Says this man to a payload ramming into the sides of a tunnel at 3k HU/s trying to phase through it and having a seizure

Girl: come over Cart: can't I'm busy being pushed Girl: my parents aren't home Cart:

Your voice and the chill music in the background elevated this video into something almost hypnotic to watch

"What the fuck its rock climbing now"- Shounic I laughed my ass off XD

To quote the Sniper: "The Bloody Cart's Gone Crazy"

_"i've been riding it too much and it wants a break"_

Girl:"Come to my home" Guy:"I can't, I'm very far away" Girl" "I'm home alone" Guy: 5:30

8:27 "at 40k it starts to break down and phantom cap the third point."

7:36 - It's almost 3AM... I don't even play TF2 anymore...

When my team is defending: 5:00 When my team is attacking: 8:51

1:44 You made unintentionally new game mode Payload Express

5:45 the heavy confusion (and the f word) combined with the calm lowercase voice is hilarious

7:46 They finally released Meet The Payload!

"IM TELLING YOU, THIS SHIT'S *POSSESSED* !" -Lazy Purple

8:08 the cart follows the f2p rollout

the genuine shock of that "what the fuck it's rock climbing now" was so funny

5:31 fascinating that the payload has at least some “physics”

7:40 You cannot defeat me when i reach *MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE*

Everyone: follows the rails Me: 5:54

7K just looks like either 1: GMod skit or 2: A TF2 drunk driver (could be demo)

i laughed my ass off when the cart went into the map room

"At 32x, it becomes rather unfair for the defending team" So does one team have 32 players and the other doesn't? It is unfair, isn't it

this is genuinely one of the funniest videos i've seen this year. The 5K trample over the top of the map then the mad dash without care for the tracks is hillarious.

8:13 When the map is sus

7:56 Introverts trying to get back to their room without getting noticed by the family during a family party.

BLU: *not capping* Cart: "Fine, I'll do it myself."

Wow, scout's been working out to push the payload this fast.

5:45 You've been calm the whole video, and then you say this. I'm pretty sure I died of laughter twice

X1000 Soldier/Demo with a pain train: *This looks like a job for me*

Imagine a gamemode where the capture rate is negative and blue has to get the cart back home from red base.

3:10 "the cart is having a fit, because I've been riding it too much and it wants a break." your explanations are so professional sounding that I could almost believe this was the real explanation.

Is that... dustforce music?

7:47 just imagine a cart is a mouse, and sniffing the ground at high speed

3:11 "The cart is having a fit because im riding it too much and it wants a break" (❛ ᴗ ❛)

Nobody: Shounic: "what would happen if we had 2938547 people on a payload at once with no speed cap"

2:54 good joke

Okay, as someone who delved into the arcane art of the hammer editor, lemme try to explain some things. Firstly, the fullbright thing, assuming that theres no leaks in the map, its probably that fullbright is enabled, maps like to do this when they're freshly compiled for some reason. Just type "sv_cheats 1" and then "mat_fullbright 0" to fix the lighting. Next, the cart flying off the rails. While we think of the cart as one object, its really two. Its made up of a brush and a model. A brush is what all of the geometry and moving parts of a map that you can interact with. The model is a special prop, I think its prop_dynamic or something like that. The cart doesn't really have physics, more so just a set of directions to keep itself upright and in the right place. Since models are pretty bad at keeping up with hitboxes at high speeds(look at the old baby faces blaster for example) , the hitbox charges ahead, and the model tries to make a beeline to stick with that hitbox. Of course, it gets stuck on geometry, so it can't move. The cart tries to stay parallel to the ground at all times, this is how it handles slopes, but it's hard to stay parallel to the ground when you're up against a wall. To further prove my point, open up gmod and find a prop with one of those little green circles, and push it into a wall. Seem familiar?

Cop: how fast were you going? Cart: umm?

7:57 that cart really said “nah I’m out”

4:33 I'm surprised that was not his pc exploding

"what's your favorite map?" "oh, the cart rock climbing one"

0:01 When bae calls you over 4:44 *When she says shes home alone* 5:46 *Then on your way theres traffic*

4:59 "cart do not push by it self!" Also the cart:

7 yr old me trying to test the limits of my hot wheels

Nobody: Shounic: I erased time and leaped past it

7:49 looks like some Unusual Troubles stuff

I love videos with no bullshit, just right to the point as soon as it starts

"What the fuck, it's rock climbing now" quote of the year

Normal speed: “Go,go,go!” Speed +9999: “I’m spid”

If only the payload cart said "hey guys, desinc here"

Fun fact: Shounic refers to the Cart as it multiple times throughout and even uses human actions to describe the Cart, Shounic also talks about it's soul and how it detaches from it's physical appearance, honestly I like to think about the Cart as a girl now but that's just me.

4:30 that's...4 taps of the cart..

You are giving me answers of questions I've never asked And yet I'm grateful

Now I'm imagining cart ping pong, where you have to have someone standing on the tracks and just rocketing the cart back and forth, with the rest of the team trying to kill the person on the tracks.

The way the cart's moving at those high speeds is straight out of a 2009 stop-motion gmod video