What is Windhelm's Unemployment Rate? 

I love you.

@@tsanguine me, too, you

is it good. i hate green drinks but i'm willing to try

You should do a housing survey, like percentage of lower, middle, and upper class.

@@muthsera1152it tastes kinda like grass but like in a good way.

you comment was funnier than the video. and i thought the video was funny.

Except he was actually inside the boat… he just didn’t click a button to sit down. More like you get into a taxi and the driver just sits there and lets you keep paying him for rides, but will never start until you click a button under the seat. So con artist fits.

​@@asonofliberty3662so more like you get into a taxi, pay, then stand in the taxi for a few minutes instead of sitting down, then climb out and walk away

​@@asonofliberty3662A.) That's a quirk of the game, its equally silly to pretend you're actually doing what the game asks when it tells you to sit in a chair and instead of doing that you just jump onto the model and crouch. B.) With that analogy its really more like the driver just sitting there and blankly waiting for you to buckle your seatbelt no matter how many times you try to make him go already

Disagree. Same thing happened to me and I did sit in the boat

As 28 year old male, I definitely do not see myself fully grown.

Same!!

it's truly a tragedy that this series, for skyrim at least, is coming to a close since the next one is going to be a compiling of all of the cities into an analysis of the entirety of skyrim.

@@GamezBeatz its subjective and you're probably both right, if you feel that way about yourself.

Took the words straight outta my brain.

That's extreme unemployed behavior

​@@powdermonkey9300I can confirm I do this all the time

@@powdermonkey9300 maybe he’s retired and does it as a hobby. It’s good to have hobbies.

@@playedtoomuch5259 you beat the crap out of him and the game registers that as you two becoming friends

​@@TheGIJew. Thats just typical men bonding

The AUDACITY of some people! (and kids.)

He sounded so upset too😢

​@@MikeHawkaMildlyStank I would be too thinking you did something good just to feel scammed by some kid

When I stumbled across that girl (in a nearly endgame play through) I bought every flower she had, then sold them back to her, on repeat until she had 5k.

@@879PC Then adopt and give a pet rabbit when you reach that part of the game where you have not much else to do but make your hearthfire home and decorate it

Obviously be judicious but always factor it in yourself whether you feel like actually bringing it up or not. Especially for low wage jobs, hourly jobs, whatever hourly they tell you redo that math including commuting time+money and use that as your comparison point!!

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My very first job was 45 minutes away, if traffic wasn't bad. I could never save money or get ahead bc I spent so much on gas and my car in general. Travel time is definitely something I wish I'd thought more about when I was younger and looking for work.

@@jvseventeen I JUST went through this where my first out of college job was 45 minutes away, if I passed all the slow traffic on the way. Just quit that job partially because of that, and my boss refused to hire anyone that far away again to replace me lol

Also, if you happen to get a job that requires you to travel, find one that has you use a company car. Saves you the headache in case there's an accident and saves you on gas money and typical car maintenance.

The way you worded that made me think you wanted a video show casing how long it takes NPC's to go to the bathroom

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I love that idea and I love the response, makes me think it's already on the list lol

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K​@@jvseventeen He already did Fallout

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Classic Jolly Wangcore text editing. His Blue shift video where he gives all the Black Mesa guards names with B, with the names hovering over their heads and rotating when they move.

you are

Its youtube, mistakes like that are bound to happen for whatever reason

still scams you of money instead of telling you to take a seat

@@Littlevampiregirl100 he literally tells you to take a seat

@@sariourlecai1561 nah he says climb on in

He’s so real for that

Make that money king

green poo is not a placebo, ask austin

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and the never ending timer bar at the bottom during the ad read 😭

Brazil is Skyrim irl confirmed

Is it true that everyone in Brazil who isn’t a criminal is an off duty cop just ready to start blastin?

@@jamesmorrison7989 I don't know if i get into the joke or give a serious answer😂

Salve ​@@darlanmaia1154

Wait a minute... he's right!

Yeah iirc the Dumner self-segregate after Ulfric granted them refugee status during the Red Mountain eruption, the Argonians are straight up excluded from society

@@HighLordComediansame for the traveling khajit, nobody lets them inside the walls.

Not only the argonians theres a couple other warehouses on the docks with people in then

​@@Hemostat I love the implication in this comment that argonians aren't people

Those guards have an unfortunate habit of accidentally be heading themselves around our favorite survey-taker

The sheer gall of it😂

It's a well known glitch actually. You can't actually get the tour after you find the dead body of the woman. So it has to be done on one of your first visits to windhelm before that quest can start.

Yea I prefer brands that actually let me talk how I normally talk and be a little sarcastic or funny. I’m not a good liar so it helps.

Him being more hands on with his videos is fantastic

@@any_austinso real

@@any_austin It also shows having at least some modicum of honesty and integrity, which is extremely lacking nowadays. Too many people just accept any and all sponsorships and read off a script they were provided by a company and/or lie about how great the product/service is just because they're paid/compensated to (in commercials you know the actor/presenter was paid to pretend how great the product is; however with social media, especially with "influencers" the lines are blurred and you'll almost never get honest feedback). This was my first video I've watched from you; I enjoyed the content however how you presented the product and your comment have earned you a subscriber. Great job.

Me, having seen his prior videos: "CENSU-- I mean, direct survey!"

Same, it's part of the fun!

I'm watching this at work rn and I had to hold back saying "Direct survey!" out loud. Smh.

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Same here 😂

I got hit by a bus and now I’m the kings strongest census taker

@@ryanhonea8206 I would read that

​@@ryanhonea8206hmmm we might need this as an anime

"I'm a Mid-30's Government Worker Who Just Wants To Keep Doing my Job Even in this Fantasy World" would also be a hilarious comedy isekai plot. Like just this straight-laced, no nonsense married-to-his-job guy who rejects the isekai powers or important missions and just goes and tries to do some mundane but useful job for the citizens, but then his mundane job either takes him on detours and he winds up doing the hero's quest anyway, and/or his mundane but useful service actually winds up helping the kingdom more than direct fighting.

@@SaltExarch Won't lie, I would read/watch the heck out of that.

Appreciate the feedback

I dislike sponsorships in general, but if they have to be done, the way Austin did it is definitely the best.

@@kawadashogo8258And a brand that’s cool with this kind of vibe in their sponsor ad automatically earns a point of respect from me fr

When he said "absolutely, I will take these drinks" he was so real for that

I'm gonna go ahead and post the ingredients list, in case you never found it: Organic Agave, Organic Ceremonial Grade Matcha, Organic Lion's Mane Mushroom, Organic Cordyceps Mushroom, Organic Olive Oil, Rhodiola Rosea, Bacopa Monnieri, Turmeric, Choline, Ashwagandha, Phosphatidylserine, L-Theanine, Vitamin D3, Vitamin B2, B3 & B12, Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C), Sea Salt, Saffron, Piperine (Black Pepper Extract), Natural Caffeine, Chlorophyllin, Potassium Sorbate, Natural Passionfruit Flavoring, Natural Vanilla Flavoring, Natural Beet Flavoring

Welp, you do now

​@@thefiredogcult9523Not yet, the video was posted 7 minutes ago and it's a 16 minute video. She still doesn't know what the unemployment rate is.

@@haveaniceday2439 cute cats, but ur a f*cking liar

Hehehehaw

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He was so happy about it lol

oh Jabo

he is watching youtube

The farms outside Windhelm are frequent visits for me. I cant imagine a skyrim playthru where i didnt mass produce all the potions and poisons.

@@Pwnopolis I'm doing a pure mage run right now so that wouldn't help me much, can't poison a fireball and if I get hit I've done something wrong and a potion wouldn't save me (there's no potion of fortify player skill)

@@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial but what about a potion that increases your max magicka and health? There aren't any spells for that in Skyrim.

@@HappyBeezerStudios Tl;dr: I don't need to fortify my Magicka or health I use enchanted gear for fortify Magicka and fortify Magicka Regen and as a mage I just don't get hit, destruction's impact perk stun locks enemies if you're careful and then there's also followers and conjuration to draw aggro away from yourself. If I do get hit I probably won't get one shot so I just pop a close wounds spell really quick before switching back to destruction. With the enchanted gear I have, almost every enemy will stay staggered long enough with fire bolt that I Regen more Magicka than I used so I can spam it until I get low then carefully stun lock them until they die. Fire bolt shoots pretty fast so anything besides other mages are not an issue since you can backup while firing. Some animals like bears are tricky because they're fast and have very short stagger times but you can still shoot fire bolt fast enough to stun lock them. Mages are tricky because wards and/or shock spells so stealth is handy, especially with the illusion perk that makes spells silent, I'll often kill enemies with fire bolt before I'm fully detected. The less enemies the easier it is but the more enemies there are the farther back I'll pull to focus more on summoning and staying out of aggro

Or he could've just mistaken Austin for an IRS officer. 👀

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I think we need shirts that say "Direct Survey" 😂

I shouted out like its Dora

@@jvseventeen or a "Employed Shirt"

don't worry, he can do Oblivion next :) and who knows, by the time he's done all of Morrowind, redguard, daggerfall and Arena ES6 might actually be out 😂

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So you've met my dad

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Everyone in all of Skyrim, probably

@@wokemoralist me too.

Or who is Windhelms unemployed rate

Ludvig Holberg reference?

​@@GaunterODimm666 why does it have to be a reference to that specific person? I remember hearing that joke when I was something like 10 years old from a Minecraft RU-vidr.

I still remember that when families live a certain distance from the school, the school district pays for public transport for the children. And I've seen enough jobs that include either fuel money, or part payment for a monthly public transport ticket. Or if the job requires moving around a lot, either hotel costs, or otherwise payment for accommodation. So yes, absolutely take commute into account.

he's argonian actually, that guy just hates every non-nord

Guy is the brother of the highest ranking man in the army (also the jarl's bodyguard) and yet doesn't have a house and spends his time drinking and insulting people. What a loser.

Was about to comment that too! I would love to see that

An hourly remote job? You've piqued my interest, how/what?

@@tylerb6981 probably either creative work, software related IT, or something with management.

@@tylerb6981 Yeah it's contract work writing help content and that kinda stuff for a software company. My dad and brother both work there, and I needed a flexible job after college

God I love when people tell me this

Love your work and can't wait for the comprehensive unemployment rate of Skyrim!

Yea I cut some stuff out for flow- I think you’re right that I missed the alchemy shop, which is weird. I did get the stable, the prison, the temple, etc.

@@any_austin Hmm, the video did feel weird with them cut out.

@@any_austin Just for the record, we all love your videos and enjoy them being as long as they can be, so no need to cut things out for flow. :) Your interactions with Skyrim's populace are very entertaining.

@@any_austin yeah, I figured you probably counted the stables and the docks, but it's a shame you cut it out as i really enjoy your interpretation of the places storytelling, and, as has been already commented, i would love for your videos to be as long as they can been, even though I understand that the editing must be really tedious

I hadn't even registered the flip but that is really clever!

I've been commenting about that on multiple videos he's done. My complaint is that when he put the total in the title I had no reason to continue watching because I got my answer. Very happy to see he's changed that approach.

Don't ya wish your burger was Jarl like me?

Literally same

good to know joob

I'm pretty sure Calixto charges for a tour of his house of curiosities which means he would be employed right?

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Solstheim is part of Morrowind, but yeah it would be fun to see Austin there too.

It used to be part of Skyrim until the High King gave it to Morrowind because of the eruption of Red Mountain.

Part of the province of Morrowind, but also part of the game of Skyrim. Would be interesting to see if the Dunmer on Solstheim have better or worse employment statistics than the Nord of Skyrim.

@@HappyBeezerStudios you might have to do a before and after the mines are opened up in solstheim, as before you came along the mines were empty of any ebony ore

omg that old guy almost ratted you out about the juice (edit is it like milky?)

he's playing on the switch

@@supabass4003Then he should press A.

they’re chill like that.

They're trying to sell some kind of algae paste health drink on the internet. They can't be picky lol

omg congratulations!

NO WAY ME TOO (when it was posted, not when I'm making this comment)

More in line with the trajectory of the series in general - the Unemployment rate of the Imperial City from Oblivion. There are a total of 303 people in the Imperial City when you include all the guards in addition to the rest of the population.

Unemployment in the game, or in the player base? 😂

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maybe keeping in the elder scrolls he should do vivec- most npcs in a tes city

​@@snudu Is it just me or Ironically, the cities in TES are less populated with each new game ? XD

I rewatched the entire video just because I missed this the first time.