What the HELL is Gaither's Pond? (UGLIEST Christian Cartoon) 

Saberspark LOL

Saberspark Thanks for making such great videos!!! Could you perhaps review a shitty THEATRICAL animated movie, like minions, or, The Emoji Movie?

The beginning scared the shit out of me

Mac Mcskullface I'm with you

Another Globathy Glob mess!

MostlyVanilla that’s my favorite part XD

Sorry to be that person but what's a retraction?

What the living hell was that?

Probably the funniest part.

That's actually funny

Continue the tradition! We might catch up with British puppets!

LOL, have you seen CGI Anime before? It's at least on par with this.

what the fuck? no it aint. look at bubuki buranki or land of the lustrous

Mario is top 10 Wait, who are you responding to? Just wondering.

The person that said CGI anime is as bad as this. CGI anime can look really REALLY good, hence the two shows I posted

Those animations are marginally better, at least the happy bowling pins don't look like sleep paralysis demons.

At least Bowling Alley animations tell me I got a strike

No one ever listens.

Hypocrites

💀

I kinda admire how this even gets that message across that even positive gossip with good intentions can have unintended consequences. It can create jealousy, confusion and unrealistic expectations. It's a nice message for a kid's film. I dare even say Gaither's Pond is full of pretty good messages. Embrace the differences of others, don't fear the unknown, and... don't do drugs, I think? Being real, though, the morals may be nicer than *certain other cartoons* which may or may not start with C and S, but the journeys to get them across are delightfully strange, the animation can be memeworthy at times, as well as the dialogue... ("But noooooooo, I gotta run a RETRAAAAAAACTIIIIIIIION. I got to stick with the f a c t s!") and the music is... really good, actually. Whoever was in charge of it really knew how to compose. It's these blues and jazz like harmonies that really got me into Gospel. That and some songs from the Blues Brothers movies. They slap harder than Will Smith.

fr tho 😩

Kamaboko Gonpachirou 😂 That’s what god says about me!

I read that in Mr.Incredibles voice

Satan: sorry he with me

Satan:I’m not keeping them hell isnt deep enough for that

Satan: ugh ill keep it but only in the deepest and most cramped corner of hell

That's genuinely the funniest fucking thing I've read today

i love your username so much.

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Did you mean, DMT mixed with LSD and orphan tears?

*why* does the frog wear glasses and stare blankly UPWARDS while playing piano and not, I dunno, LOOK THROUGH THE LENSES

But one question still remains… WHAT THE LIVING HELL WAS THAT?!!?

It’s so big it’s hilarious

Something journalists today could learn from lmao

"Lava or death, it's the same thing to a human"

The one time this series got a chuckle out of me

Saberspark I'm just thrilled you like anime :) Every now and then, you throw in such a joke and it just warms my heart to have you as part of the fold :)

Saberspark If it makes you feel better, I probably will.

XD Waaa

Saberspark I laughed! Jk I didn’t get it sorry.

I admit, that joke was indeed _quirky._

If it's what they get as a reward, I shudder to even think what they put on when they were bad...

I’m not Christian but I find this funny lol

Were they trying to make kids atheist? You think would be the opposite goal of a church.

Jula Moon Luckily at my church the kiddos just get to watch Veggietales as a reward and not this insanity

I bet God and Satan BOTH agree it's garbage.

This is a sweet story and a wholesome take on the subject. I like your comment. Thanks for posting it ☮️

That one was a solid joke, gave me a genuine laugh.

Wtf I literally read it at the same time as the vid

I fr couldn't stop laughing 💔

@@smo-king6504 same

okay that was pretty good i’ll give them that

@Isha Wow I didn't know! But yeah pretty sure the creators are dumb

I'm questioning the whole cartoon itself

A flying one at that

If I remember correctly, there was a species of pufferfish in the rivers of Kalimantan. They don’t actually have spikes but, they have incredibly sharp teeth, and have been suspected to be the reason why a lot of kids got their peepees cut off...

Dr. Cool My mom told me that. It’s uhhh...a very unlucky scenario...This happens because those people don’t have indoor bathrooms...

You May Want To Add "The Lure Depths" To It Too Because That's Even MORE SCARY Than This. Just Seeing The Clips Gave Me Nightmares

@@collinkeyser6827 buT WOLF TRACERS DINOSAUR ISLAN DISNT SCARY

Fr, horror movies don't give me nightmares and im not scared of them, but this is just a FEVER DREAM

Same

*DANK MEMES MAKE DREAMS*

Who fights crime

Terra V 👌😂

@@cuvsly and carries bags of flapjacks on his back

@@parker-boy98 It's Mr.poe AND yogul

**laughing and wheezing my fucking ass off trying to stop so I don't wake up my family or the psycho we live with**

you forgot the homecoming kids

IT'S MISTUR POE. UND YOGUL- (Hans tears ass on the fucking accordion in the background)

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TheMysteriousMrEnter has talked about it. I recommend it.

Charcoal Head oh my god

Perfect.

I love your story of why those fish from Gaither's Pond are incredibly ugly. Toxic waste is an excellent explanation

LOL, SpongeBob FTW

@@JesusMartinez-rr2ry I know there are lots of species of bass, but none that look like that

Rape

"Now please show the court where the angel touched you" "...here" "Cmon you trust the guy who sent me right?"

dreaminginhysterics ikr

Wanna like it but i don't wanna ruin the 69 likes :) Edit: *someone ruined it*

*bible camp flashbacks*

F

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Yogul needs his own show

Yogul is amazing. He really needs his own series. The perfection of his character and his character arcs in the main series just shows how he can shine. #WeLoveYogul

#WeLoveYogul

#WeLoveYogul

@@kusuossecretgf5401 #WeLoveYogul

Me: "No, it's 'Highway to Hell'!"

FUCKING *ŘĘĚĔĔĔĔĔĔĔĔĖĘÈÊË*

I'M ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL!

I thought it was the Highway to the Danger Zone™

We need the Highway to Health!

Meanwhile in hell: A demon: does the devil stay in hell because he too lives in fear what he’s created?

That's why I stay indoors

Me, drops to my knees seeing Gaither's Pond: "Dear lord why have you forsaken us so!?!" God hears me screaming: "Someone's watching Gaither's Pond again."

*Heaven, He, He's

@@ruffruggednraw I need someone drawing Satan and God just screaming in mental pain as they're watching what they've created-

Wow...so they’ve (accidentally, intentionally, or not) managed to disrespect their own religion AND biology...

Take your filthy NON-BELIEVER LIES away from my cartoon!

@@NonisLuck no ❤

@@NonisLuck are you joking or not?.......

@@NepetasShippingWall1642 just japing

SEGA clearly ignored that when they made Seaman.

100th like

12th Commandment: Thou shall not use poor animation to represent thy Lords word

12th commandment: No Creating Fish.

But then he stole like 40 dollars from that to go get some kids toys 😂

Boss: "Perfection."

Did you at least get the Numbah Six with extra dip?

Turkey Tom?

Danny Caracciolo what about a numba 9 extra large with extra dip?

We have *Sinned*

Poor Saber, he's suffering for our own sins. Also, are you Portuguese/Brazillian? Your name sounds TOO MUCH like a lusofone name to not be it.

SABER IS JESUS CONFIRMED

Gum Skyloard yes ,I am Portuguese

@@GumSkyloard oh hey gum

I get it 😂

*_T U R N T H E F R I G G I N F R O G S G A Y !_*

Sayo ! He said that too actually

Maybe they’re near one of those toxic waste dumps... I think I’m gonna be sick!

YOU USE OUR LORD JIMMY'S NAME IN VAIN?!

*ok let's go*

“Strobe. Light.” -Alex Trebek

@Lenia Carter i just looked at the characters and almost barfed and I was eating dinner :(

I thought Saber was joking, but no, he was right

One of the fascinating things about this bizarre creation is that it’s an inexplicable mix of horrifying and strangely competent! I keep coming back to this video because I’m just so intrigued! Blatant cash grab it may be, but it’s definitely got flair…

I found one of the episodes reposted to YT; it’s actually very shitpost-y and the main villain of the episode was a French cow

The intro haunts me with how fake and cheap it looks.

This just is an elaborate 4chan project that got funding.

It looks like a youtube poop

It is useful in 2D animation when used in moderation but squash and stretch almost always looks weird when used in 3D...

Silver Scale Productions It's also quite useful in 3D, especially when working with cartoonish styles. But it's also true that its usage must be much more limited in this medium than in 2D in order to look good

Rezz well, I was talking more about the squash and stretch style rather then the technique, you always need a bit of it to keep the animation from looking blocky and stiff but the style is where it is pretty pronounced in nearly all the movements. Looks really good in 2D if done right but almost always looks really weird in 3D except in certain circumstances.

Any other useful tips? Just curious

@@SilverScaleMA They managed to do the worst of both here- they stretch out the model in a goofy way, but yet it still looks stiff

You got room there for others?

@@JohnAdams-pp7vi according to the Population Reference Bureau, 120 billion people have existed on Earth, so therefore we can assume that yes this metaphorical and literal corner can fit other people

Chad 1337P-De$tr0yer69 OPRAWN

Larry Kingfish Live is at least a joke. Underwater Oprah just sounds like her body is at the bottom of the pond and the characters just watch her slowly rotting for entertainment.

@@crimsondynamo615 You're getting a carp! @Golden Tresh You're getting a carp!

Golden Tresh see now that actually works, that at least fits with the rest of the jokes like Larry Kingfish Live and Good Morning Pond Dwellers.

@@crimsondynamo615 If you just heard Oprawn without context though you probably wouldn't go oh, they mean Oprah. You'd just be like what's an O-Prawn because it's a one word title.

Gaffers pond

It’s not even VeggieTales

Don't you dare disrespect veggietales like that

@@yes.567 r/woooosh

*ok let's go*

Also The " *o k l e t ' s g o* "

depression und yogul

LMAO 😂😂😂

Carp is anything but handsome Seriously, not even Oscar from Shark Tale was this level of ugly

The VeggieTales Show will be bringing the franchise back to its roots.

Veggie Tales was Christian, but also a genuine show. I loved it as a kid. It was entertaining, not something Ma shoved on the TV you had to bear through for an hour. Good characters, neat stories, and real lessons. You could've removed all the Jesus and still had an entire show. That's how you make good Christian media. Make it good without having to hinge on the God. Because kids don't actually understand the scope of God.

Exactly. I grew up in a home that wasn’t super religious, and I LOVED veggie tales.

Don't worry, they brought the old format back. And they're more focused on teaching good morals than religion

My favorite part of veggietales was that it wasn’t always Christian. Sometimes it was just funny.

TheCaliMack i dont think chipper & sons lumber co was a christians game lol

some abomination from another dimension not that game, the other ones he made

Ya Boi for what i remember, chipper & sons lumber co was the only reason why scott made fnaf.

Someone said the models looked like robots. They did.

Scott made pilgrims progress

Ay did you watch smile of a child?

Don't tell me u liked it

Do you know about Gerbert? That chicken nugget looking SOB is my jam. If you guys didn't watch it growing up Brutalmoose has done great reviews of several episodes.

@@Silvercanth Doughnut Repair Club.

@@XanthinZarda lol, you know what's up. ;D

Yeah me nether

Bomb moment

“But we got better music!”

The voice acting here is good as well. And no offense to the vegetables, but the songs here are WAY better.

@@plaidhatter1674 Don't diss the Cebu song.

@@XanthinZarda dude so many of those songs are hilariously iconic. Dance of the Cucumber kills me every time.

@@plaidhatter1674 art like musis is subjective but i still think you are wrong

If I knew how to make zesty memes, I'd make it into one

So many memes

You know the rule with the internet. Dead memes are shunned if used. This is dead already, bringing souls with it

@@CeaselessWatcher5818 its like bringing up a skeleton and saying "HEY THIS DUDE WILL BE FAMOUS!"

This entire show is a vibe check

PaleoSteno that's probably a crime. Did you press charges?

I'm thinking about it.

You should hire fire team harmony to beat him up if you lose the court case 😉

You should force him to watch "Rapcity Street Kids" on endless loop.

Well... at least you got that Bronies React done. That's a positive.

Justin Y. Stooooooop

Hey look, its bad cg being attacked by bad cg!

like a ninja, he just "poofs" anywhere and everywhere he wants.

Justin Y are you Secretly RU-vid or Trying to tell us something😨 plz respond

Justin Y. Niiiccceee

I'm thankful this didn't exist when I was in elementary school (I think.. I hope.)

I love veggietales

Check out Simon the Lamb by Precious Moments and The Crippled Lamb by StarToons Animation. Those two are actually decent movies that respect their audience Christian or not.

heh, I remember Veggietales. sigh, I think I know the other reason I don't like eating vegetables, or at least subconsciously. "and the water became Tomato Juice" and the tomato passes out, that was pure comedy gold back then, hehe.

Remember Bible Man? I got to see that.

Yo shark tales looked amazing

@@wiggamcwiggins1657 shark tale is crap

@@literalhottie agreed.

@@literalhottie agreed but that is that person's opinion

Shark Tale is a fish movie

Lol

Ugliness is the texture...

@@skedaddledbraincell *w h e e z e*

STILL tEChnically texture. “Bare” and “hollow” to name a few examples

There’s shadows lmao

*ok let's go*

Guess it worked

Satan: *Modern Problems require Modern Solutions*

Well he succeeded

Gooey Go don’t you dare say satan created this even he is not that evil

@@therealriku9238 lol okay satanist

How?

Why the freak is there a pufferfish in a freshwater pond.

@@JesusMartinez-rr2ry I know right

@@JesusMartinez-rr2ry you're right

@@parker-boy98 have I...seen you before..?

that makes the most sense actually

the thing is: gay frogs actually exist, chemicals actually DO mess with the frogs that brings a decline upon their populations. this is the one thing he's actually right about. and if Alex Jones is right about something, you know that there is something wrong. i'm actually glad that we have people like Alex. they're funny (even if not intentionally) and we can take them as indicators. if the lunatics are correct, then you know that the world desperately needs to do something, or else we're all screwed.

@@Legomicroman chemicals mess animals up? What a shocker!😮😮😮😮😮😮

And The Music Was Pretty Good Too 👍

I don’t either

Extremely Low Quality Content the episode is where’s god when I’m s-scared

It was the first one.

You don’t remember?!?!?!?!?! The episode where they have an acid trip?!?!?!??

This is the deleted media

_"what the living hell was that?!"_

NO... *NOOOOOOOOOOO!*

" *I GOTTA STICK WITH THE FACTS!!!* "

THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Me too, man...

Don't worry, a gun works just as well. Remember, there are always other ways!

Wow this shows more pursuasive than I thought

Me to God: "Why God?!....WHYYYYY?!"

Pray for these images to get out of your head?

Green Scythe Und*

Proud to be german after seeing this.

Now I want to find this. Lots of meme potential

Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

MVP Unlucky indeed

And there are multiple fish with faces *Oh no* XD

Gaithers Pond suffers the biggest tsunami known to fish-kind

*ok let's go*

They are asserting dominance

I had to go back when I saw that because I wasn't sure of what I was looking at. They're ALL t-posing on him. He doesn't stand a chance!

Even if it feels like a shit post, it was very old

lel

Fuck

Shrek's Swamp is better than anything tbh

Wut r u doin in meh SWAMP?

Gaithers pond > Shreks swamp

You know I’m at supercritical level when “und yogel” is my type of comedy

*U n d Y o g u l*

Same

*U N D Y O G U L*

Yogul

Only good Christian media I have ever laid eyes on was Larry Boy and the Giant Fib.

People that make this kind of media seem to have no sense of aesthetic whatsoever.

I think you're probably right. Also, I suspect there is some reluctance among people in their church community to criticize, because that would be "shallow" to focus on the visual rather than the message. On the other hand, the creators might simply shrug off any criticism as attacks from the devil. There seems to be a lot of very laughable Christian media out there, and I can't help but feel embarrassed by it, and then guilty for feeling embarrassed. But bad Christian art like this is problematic. The ugliness and poor quality is distracting from the message. They are doing a disservice to their mission by wrapping something amazing- the message of the Gospel- in something most everyone would turn away from in disgust.

Well said

...And then there are Christians who genuinely think some of these sloppy, questionable Christian media are good because they contain good messages, which only propagates the problem. Which is a real shame because Christianity did inspire many of the greatest works of art in history. Just go look at the Renaissance or Baroque art. Even in the Golden Age of Hollywood, Biblical epic was a popular genre, and films like Ben-Hur and Ten Commandments are some of the most monumental works of cinema while still being religious and reverent. Garbage like Gaither's Pond does not help spread the message, it just turns us Christians into bunch of Bible-thumping laughingstocks! Really, these abominations make me appreciate VeggieTales that much more because the creators infused the show with memorable characters, simplistic animation that takes advantage of the low budget, and child-friendly humor that even adults can find funny. Yet, they created it as a mission, not commerce. Ironically, it is when the secular industry took over that VeggieTales devolved into what it is today with VeggieTales in the House (sigh) With that said, if you look carefully, there are other great Christian media being produced elsewhere. You've got radio shows like Adventures in Odyssey, Max Lucado's children's books, Superbook (the original ANIME series, not the CGI remake, mind you) or even recent films like Passion of the Christ or Hacksaw Ridge. You also have films like The Mission and Martin Scorsese's Silence, or TV miniseries like Jesus of Nazareth by Franco Zeffirelli. Want some quality Christian animation? How about Testament: the Bible in Animation, or Animated Stories from the Bible by Richard Rich, or Hanna-Barbera's The Greatest Adventure Stories from the Bible? Even Glen Keane (one of the greatest Disney animators of all time!) wrote and illustrated Christian children's book series called Adam Raccoon. Speaking of animation, there are many Christians working in the secular entertainment industry and they try to infuse their beliefs into the work they make, even when the work is not blatantly religious.

oh this video is the reason why I know what gaither's pond is XD

DAMM BOY T POSE

Yeah, it's supposed to be so you can rig up model skeletons without making anything overlap and also so you can easily access all the body parts TO move them. As opposed to G-Mod style ragdolls where you just have to grab a limb and hope it's the right one.

Ewwwww

Wait people didn’t know that??? The raw default-state is what makes the stance so powerful; it is when the person is at their most truest of forms

Good fact

Don’t worry, some of us Muslims haven’t made the right choices either.

@SHIP MASTER 1023 I'm an atheist who celebrates Christmas

I'm a human is doesn't what the fuck to believe anymore

Yeah, I guess you peaked some centuries ago and it was just downhill from there, culminating into THIS 😂

@@moppupaws welcome to the club