What the HELL is Homeward? (A Pixar RIPOFF) 

Well they'll hopefully sink further than the titanic

Very...VERY FAR

Sink Till They Die

I honestly think both are awful even onward because it is just ZOOTOPIA over again

I'm out of comments for this one.

Deserves waaaaaaay more likes

XD I was thinking the same thing.

Wreck-It-Ralph and Tom Hiddleston

True

Now it explains that elf's "Joker" esque dialogue.

Also the Asylum: *No one will know echoes forever* Saber: I live...AGAIN........

THE DOVER BOYS!

Asylum: Oh, Dear pixar. How I love your... ... movies proceeds.

The asylum:hippity hoppity your property is mine

Sadly they didn’t expect people to review it but they were wrong

Lmao he really does 😂

I was wondering why on earth he was putting off, now I know.

Like a Neanderthal trying hard to be a pretty boy

This is my elven *BODY!!!!!*

@@theponydalek7923 yes!! 😂

Fenn the troll: *yes*

Y e s.

Original original character...?

TwizzlyTwist yeah I saw that too

There’s nothing original about it

Santoryu90 It’s a joke.

Well it did smell pretty fish from the start(pun intended)

I’m what the kids call insecure anything with sharks is disappointing because it’s extremely unrealistic and would never happen unless u on purpose engineered an extremely aggressive shark

@@heroninja1125 Yup, thanks to Jaws, everything about sharks shows them as bloodthirsty killing machines that eat humans nonstop. Because of this reputation, people have hunted many shark species to near extinction. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm glad Baby Shark is popular. Sure, it's annoying and overplayed as heck, but at least it's positive shark representation.

*eXcUsE me* Sharknado is legendary

Sharknado is one of those so bad its kind of enjoyable movies

They're such a bad company they have no one to tell "Write that down" too.

GYAHH-AHH-AHHH!!!! *plays tic tac toe*

Pixar: makes movie Asylum: WRITE THAT DOWN WE NEED TO MAKE A RIPOFF SO WE WILL GET LOTS MONEY!!!! Me: Fuck You Asylum Pixar is the best.

Onward: exists Asylum: Looks like meats back on the menu boys!!!!!!

Lol you make Tomas the train videos 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This exact same thing happened to me when this movie first came out (but I watched it with my parents since I have no siblings)

I'm totally stealing New Orc City for my DnD campaign

I too felt that was the only good thing in this. I am surprised no movie or game made that joke yet. Bright should have done it.

Mario Odyssey has New Donk City Homeward has New Orc City *Coincidence?*

Brobro103 What about (SPOILERS for Mother 3) New Pork City

Bruh. I need that song. It slaps big time

You forgot *Ctrl+V+* *+Utter trash*

funny because 69

I'm to stupid to don't get it...

Maybe I should try some of those keys.

Yet they didn’t expect people to review it

OH GOD NOW I CAN'T UNSEE IT

ITCOST YOU NOTHING NOT TO SAY THAT

Elf Onision and his brother... orc Wreck-it Ralph.

OH GosH

@@leninowypazdzioch I was hoping someone would say that that big dude looked like Wreck-It Ralph!

That's the point of these ripoffs. Once you've been tricked into buying their sh*tty product, they've already achieved their goal.

Can't imagine the disappointment in children's faces in the 90's when they asked for a Disney movie, but they got a movie from Dingo Pictures instead.

If the coronavirus takes over homeward won't be getting to kids

A normal Guy fuckin boomers be dumb and should not be allowed to the media...

Same

Nah it'll be sole

No, make a knockoff with the main character going to the gym. Call it "Swole"

Wait,don’t give them ideas

The Hydra’s Omen : and the other one will be called ''body''

Ok

The Asylum: "It's free real estate"

*doodles nothing but squiggly lines on a notepad*

"Ahhh! It sure is comfortable now that Barl is gone!" "I gotta get Barl back. I *_GOTTA_* GET *B A R L* BACK!"

Planty the potted plant!

I-

Pirhanna plant

Nice

*Sees the comment has 421 likes*..So close to perfection..

That’s not sonic! That’s my own original character... shadow

MrCrasherdog thats not shadow it’s just my original character dark shadow but he goes by shadow and he’s a slightly lighter shade of red *and he’s gay*

Kyrenix ohhh edgy I like it

How embarrassing

Oh no! I'm inexplicably inflating again!

Saylor Cassady Carmilla is a super old vampire story, that predates Dracula. She kind of introduced the idea of sexuality in vampire stories, because she seduces a girl. I don’t remember too much about the story other than Carmilla dies at the end

Baron Zemo Returns oh my... what a roller coaster

Great. Now I think that female rock artist from W.i.t.c.h.

I'd like to see that actually

There's a great web series based off of it if you're interested

whitewashing

Probably because they’re imitating many kinds of blandly modernised mythical creatures, especially Warcraft’s take on orcs and drows.

@@SlapstickGenius23 But the orcs in Warcraft had greyish, orange/brown or green skin. The ones in this movie are pale-ish, like (regular) elves and humans.

A message for modern America...

@@GG-43 i aint with that politics shit

I spit at my phone at how funny that was

@@ethanmarble2866 is racism politics?

@@DogsandPennies i sure hope not

It sounds like one of the characters in that movie will say something incredibly corny like: “What can I say? I sucked her dry.. in many ways~”

Even Marceline got bootlegd godammit

WinterWriter w-wait what, there’s a book? And an *original*???

Well, Carmilla is in Castlevania and she is a lesbian so you already have this...

Its other title is Vampires vs. Zombies

Same

Mood

Lol!

Y e s

“I believe I can T-POSE and touch the sky”

That would have been a way better plot point than the plagiarised drivel we got

Fun fact> that is based on the book Carmilla,the story of a vampire that was indeed lesbian and it was written before Dracula

Jesus Omar Castañeda Mendez I love that story

I was just about to comment about that

@@STORM-jn3px why? Is there an issue with that..?

I was just going to comment on that 😂

As a 5th grader and a gacha kid, I say that this is too much to take in. This movie is too stupid, like your 5th grade story. Now my 3rd grade stories were this stupid.

@@theamiller7966 The hell is a gacha kid? Is that the new Guchi or sumthing?

@@mhfiver2441 it like this cringe ad where you just make character they are terrible

@@mhfiver2441 tf u dont know what gacha is?

@@s.a.m.a.d.o I hear the word thrown left and right but i never looked into it.

What movie is that?

@@mariajimenafigueroa233 the Rankin Basse version of The Hobbit- I think it was made in 1977

@@legoeszombiesetc.1499 Thanks!

Ikr

Actually, all of the orcs in this rip-off are just a bunch of Wreck-it Ralph look-likes

Oh my God I saw that and thought that subconsciously and it throws me off so much

Orc not ralph Orc green Me confused

EXACTLY

Also, taking Tom Green for a "guest role"!

And Wreck It Ralph

I love your profile picture. Sly Cooper is amazing.

sly cooper pfp that is ironically the same as my old yt account

- Fantasy High trailer

Maybe Saber will do a video on that as well.

Guys, Carmilla is a Victorian gothic novel (I study Victorian gothic literature) that predates Stoker’s Dracula. It’s in the public domain, so you can read it whenever you want for free. Do a quick google search and you’ll find it. I’m pretty sure it’s been adapted into (numerous) movies as well, so it’s possible to watch too. And yes, it is about a lesbian vampire.

Battle Star Wars looks pretty good to

I really wanna watch that now

I was just about to comment about that 😂

Goblin town's way better

.......i lowkey thought it was fire.

7:25 They sound bored

Sounds like gotta get schwifty

I thought they sounded like they will kill a town over falling

I think it’s partly because the Asylum was about to get sued by Disney, so it had to change orc and elf skin colours from Warcraft ones to boring pink European flesh.

BOTH brothers look HUMAN. NOT ELF. NOT ORC. Where their ancestors basically elves + orcs that screwed humans, yet classified themselves as either to feel special???

@@shadmanhasan4205 Maybe it's like the Tiefling concept from Pathfinder and DnD, way back in their family line a human hooked up with an elf and an orc and then the genes just went super dormant for years until resurfacing big and bad randomly in the descendents.

When your writers are from an actual Asylum.

Ok that's not a very nice image to spread about mental health

@@josf9616 He's right, guys, actually mental people would produce better works than this studio

@@srslydoatm9251 And that is a straight up FACT.

@@srslydoatm9251 RIP you roasted an entire company

Yeah exactly after high school no one gives a shit what do with your life. Also you need to remember that this movie is shit .

Why are you trying to nitpick this movie.

How bout maybe Cuz the movie is shit 😂😂

nah just sibling dymanic

I GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK!!!!

@@moykurs WOAH COOL SPONGEBOB REFERENCE BRO

WTF somebody is in my house

wait are you telling me there are 17 sharknado movies??

Say sike right now.

I prefer Sharknado 2 (It's the first one of the series I've seen IN HIS ENTIERTY!)

Mittz The Trash Lord Worse there’s more

@@alexandreturcotte6411 agreed, Sharknado 2 was a perfect balance of not taking itself seriously but competent enough to be actually enjoyable. I've seen the other movies and there definitely over bloated and terrible

The book’s decent, but she’s far from a lesbian in it. That movie sounds like a pornographic adaptation. Guess you could say she stole Laura’s *heart*

Carmilla is a gay icon and I look forward to being sad about the Asylum version .

It's live action, not animated.

Mateo Figueredo bro i wanna see titanic 2

Me

Chwylk Laurentino jontron did a really good review of titanic two I think

@@cheeselord8153 I'll have to go check it out 👌

Carmilla, The Lesbian Vampire, is also known as Vampires Vs Zombies

Perfect!

Asylum: Won't it be difficult to steal from Disney? Pitch Guy: Not at all, it will be super easy barely an inconvenience.

Are you talking about total drama?

Chappy's Nightcore And Beanie Boos! Yes

@@jguardado2801 Stealing ideas from successful kids movies is TIGHT!

My best guess is that they've sunk so low to the point where lawyers don't want to deal with them

Love the lack of 'w'

@@mellowmallow4855 rekt it ralf.

Work it rolf

Wack it Rufus

Wrangle it Rudolf

No it's more like what you'll be in if you actually like watching these cringe rip-off's

*YES*

Insanely bad

yep.

Yes... ~Fenn from Trolland

Technically less shitty

...Ummm... What movie does it ripoff? I assume it is "Onward", but i have no idea what that movie is supposed to be about.

@@RubberyCat it rips off Onward

well, i think u forget Wolves and Sheeps my friend! Don't 4get those sexy wolves .... DAMNIT! Saber will turn me into a Furry

@@anthonytorres-cruz1598 ...I assume you didn't notice my hint of sarcasm. Thanks, i guess. (no sarcasm this time.)

They look like Wreck-it-Ralph mixed with Shrek. They're... Shrek-it-Ralphs! XD

I thought the orc dude looked familiar but I just couldn't put my suction cups on it.

I noticed the same thing

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Lloyd: "Surprise! I'm kidnapping you." Barl: (genuinely has to think about it) Also the New Orc City theme isn't that bad. Get rid of the vocals (they're real quite anyways), and it could be good background music.

lord have mercy is this the birth of a "Homeward" fandom?

They didn't even try.

I think that was intentional, like it's the result of evolution or something. Why "more primitive" means colorful skin, I don't know, but I at least get what they're going for.

@@imaginekudryavka9485 Did the movie explain why their skin changed? If the answer is "no" (and I expect that's the case), then there is no way you "get what they're going for." It's pure laziness in both cases, you and The Asylum.

"Okay, okay, so we make the modern orcs and elves a lighter colour because it symbolizes their civilized modernity..." "Uh, sir, do you not see anything wrong with that?" "Are you questioning me! ...and let's make the ancient orcs and elves colourful to symbolize..." It's like the producers wanted there to be discourse over the movie.

@@md_vandenberg I did not say it was well thought out or not lazy. My point was simple, that it clearly wasn't an accident, they did have _some_ sort of idea behind that choice, it just wasn't a good one. They didn't think about the implications or logic. But I still get what they _tried_ to do. There's not an iota of defense there. Just an observation. So let's just chill, dude.

I know the part you're talking about. As an older sibling, this got to me a little...

Yeah

Most likely

That'd explain a lot

That. Explains. *Everything*

Maybe they still are in one

I understand the reference.

Why i keep finding you under almost every video i watch? Good taste bro, respect

Lmao

The emo dance!

I actually loved Onward ( Edit ) I love all of the Pixar Films :D Except Cars 2

Onward was really good watched it with my son in the theatres before quarantine. Definitely added to my buy on 4k bluray list

NO ITS NOT ITS MY DOG AND GECKOS

Jurassic Matthew you have geckos? luckyyy

analicia AHHHHHHHH

Might want add spoiler warning for this comment... I mean the film JUST came out...

spoiler warning, please

To the “Spoiler Warning” bro’s: Fair enough, but keep in mind that the main plot of the movie is the blue brothers using a magical staff to bring their dead father back for a day.

Monroville I'm sorry... what!? Is this like a kids version of "The Monkey's Paw"!?

Chickenfarmer10 no... more like something Disney would have made live-action in the 70’s. A bit more “hijinky” than “having to chop up your formaldehyded husband”.

omg literally

They didn't even try

Hey man can i copy your homework

@@uainjansun Fine, just don't make it too obvious

at least it wasnt borley 💀

Wolfsplash McWarriorsTrash THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING BRUH. Dead ass loyd looks kind of like Loki 😩😳

Don't do this to Loki. Omg 😂😭

LOKI?!!?!!

How dare you dishonor Loki this way.

You dishonor Ralph and Lokim you fool

The word you where looking for is “homogenization”

Their world had a Hitler who succeeded.

Its just the Asylum. They only care about ripping off movies.

Racist

A bad tumblr whitewash

I thought that, too. They would fit right in Skyrim.

Soulmate

@@Astrojox_ buddy pal friend amigo

@@loneranger7004 Buddy chum pal friend

i feel like two people messing around in a discord server at 3AM could make a better movie than this

Sonic reference?

Ultimasaurus YT He traded his soul for immortality long ago.

Autobot Heatwave, Yup

Dango Bangal, Wow I didn’t know

I think the same could be said with Dingo Pictures.

I'm wheezing 😂😂

Literally how they expected to make a profit.

*h o m e w a r d*

*home* ward

r/ wooosh the Watkins Brothers

They all have peach skin color

That would have required more effort something The Asylum isn’t really known for.

@@SonicsOfClubPenguin in thr beginning, orcs were their usual green and the elf was blue

Because then it look too similar to Onwards which increases risk of being sued. Its funny how the colour of their skins was the thing they were concerned about, not ripping off the entire movie.

IRL reason: Cheap In-Universe reason: Inbreeding

Ngl she looked like fiona from shrek

The orc or the purple elf lady?

@@skeptix2254 orc

I was thinking the same thing 😳😳😳

The other girl orc was also kinda cute 😳😳😳

Heh. That's a new low

💀💀💀

Understated comment but also dah fuvk

Bone smoothie

@@mushrooms5601 hmmmm tasty

@@galaticrow_5596 *Y E S*

@@mushrooms5601 Broke: Milk Woke: Bone smoothie

That explains a lot

🤢

Barl looks like a knockoff of Wreck-It-Ralph.

OMG I thought the same thing 😂

I really think that this elf is Onision in that world

That's... mildly clever.

That actually sounds... kinda cool, but it's actually pretty useless if you think about it

terra potta warriors ... ima see myself out

@@justanothercommenterwithan9089 some pots are already made of terracotta, dummy.

@@lemmingscanfly5 i'm aware its a pun

•poppy flower• the asylum is like the kid to cheat and still fail

I think your comment needs more likes, no, DESERVES more likes

The kid who cheated off of their idiot friend during the exam

b o o k i s h m a r s h m e l l o w kid where’s your grammar

Actually? They have been making goods movie since toy story

onward was complete dogshit

I *_WHEEZED_*

Thats Break-it Brad lol

G31ZT DON’T GIVE THEM IDEAS!!! >:O

Jesus Christ 😂😂😂

@@g31zt Destroy-It Danny

first reply

He needs to review it NOW!

OverlyCautiousIndividual I literally did this.... kinda wanna watch it

agreed

agreed they are pure evil

Basically Onision as a pixar clone

@@AmbAustinArt but actually young

He looks like a human Gorillaz character.

Anyone else think Lloyd is kinda hot? Just me?

I THINK THE SAME

I WANT TO SEE THISS

XD basically

Something I would watch.

shinsou_something.witty it’s about a vampire named carmilla and she just flys around being lesbian. For the whole 2 hr movie.

Stolen

@@justsomeguy330 sorry, I didn't know that.

@@bruhbruh3736 its fine

Oops almost gave you a dislike!Didn't know you didn't know someone did this!

SnowglobeLover 38 nobody cares

You’re not familiar with the disturbing side of the internet have you?

@@shadowsonicsilver6 atleast the hornballs on tumblr have some class

Madame Hydra No, no they do not.

zim zammy coronavirus might be bad for you but it cancels cringy movies

Maybe Coronavirus isn't bad after all..

Covid-19 is dangerous for those who are over 60 years old and for those with preexisting health conditions like autoimmune disorders. That said, I got double-pneumonia from the common, curable, flu when I was an exceedingly healthy teen. I could have easily died. Covid-19 does not have a cure. Don’t panic, but please don’t take it lightly either. Honestly, the pain of getting pneumonia from covid-19 terrifies more than covid-19’s fatality rate. Imagine the sting of drowning with each shallow breath, the sensation of knives relentlessly being thrust between each rib, and the weight of an elephant pressing against your chest. Every second is agonizing. I would not wish it on my worst enemy. So please, please, be safe. If not for yourself, be safe for others.

@@MiraBoo I feel sorry for you. Thanks for wishing the best for us all.

Your school's awful for making you watch this if the field trip happened

I love the young people. --who make knock off of hit movies.

Omg yes

Your pfp makes it 20× better

I can never unsee this

You’re right. Guess that’s him

@Aiden Rutske Nope, just Grunkle Stan with anime eyes.

Yes lol

Or the parents that are too busy to care, so if their kid likes a movie about trolls or anything, they'll throw every troll cartoon they see at the kid to keep it quiet.

like how that grandma was trying to find forkknife when the kid wanted fortnite

That's how my brother and I obtained Ratatoing back in the day when Ratatouille came out

"It was on sale!"

The kid who got the wrong movie: _"Grandpa, why do you insist on ruining my life?"_

P Ariza I think that was their plan indeed.

At least Loki can do “get help” 😂

@@cupofmoss1007 Yes

Loki was best man

EXACTLY MY MAN DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS SHIT

He looks like onision.

Asylum:

@@starjumper the letter c