Wheel of Future History 

i'm good thank you, how are you?

it'll be up at 7 my man

I see you're still producing milk-related content. Good word on the milk straws by the way.

thank you, I shall continue to make milk related content until the technological dystopia arrives

Down under, probably

Let us remember the greatest philosophers of the past; Plato, Kant, Aristotle, Wittgenstein and Exurb1a.

“And the Internet philosophers prize goes to...”

And Diogenes my boi.

You forgot scienciephile the ai

@@sangamharsolia5069 ikr

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Vessel9000 my kind the beeg yosher got it

FUCK YES

Or we can go down the opposite side of that path, the dystopian side, the forgetting to buy milk side...

That or Suprise! You're God now!

*reminds you of dark ages*

Not wrong tho

I mean, democracy is neat.

AyaMoji O w O yeah reminds me of the good ol days

Should've showed a map of England

As of 2021, even more.

As of 2022, It's way more.

I remember when I thought the world was going to end in 2020 now I'm used to the idea that the world could end at any point.

As of 2023, we are facing imminent extinction within a year

as of 2023 signifigantly more

I thought it was for the wiggly bits.

zauce1000 p

Abd El-Rahman Fathi It's for those ones under your third armpits.

i'm crying because being an astronaut in this day and age is nearly impossible and i wouldn't be able to go into deep space anyways because i have depression and wouldn't be able to handle the solitude and rigorous expectations placed on me.

+EGGS FACTOR Just wait for SpaceX.

DoGs Are GoDs Just Look In The Mirror

Will we have then eliminated the parasites known as "cats"? 🤔

@@cxa011500 as a host of said parasites, no I don't think so.

@@benpilgrim4913 fuck of no...

What about cats

I know right, brilliant

They should show gratitude for all the fish before leaving.

it doesn't matter if this reality is "truly" real. if it is, you are worrying about nothing. if it isn't, you probably can't do anything about it.

Yeah man, same here. Shit what am I?

If it makes you feel any better, there's no difference if this is "real" or not, since "real" is a dumb human construct anyway and there is nothing less real about our Sims characters as opposed to us. Our lives or existence will never matter, "real" or not.

Vkmies You must be fun at parties.

Danisha Rf SPOILERS

Jokes on you I'm into that shit

Thank god i'm not human then.

People need to learn that there is more people ahead of them than behind them, and we got to stop with our petty squabbles. Telling this to children will most likely engrave it into their minds.

Sorry borrowing one of my staff's computers for a sec and saw this. *WE'RE WORKING ON IT OKAY BUT THE CLONES WON'T BLOODY GROW FAST ENOUGH AND EVERY TIME WE TRY AND SPEED IT UP THEY TURN INTO PSYCHOPATHS OKAY?! IT'S DIFFICULT CLONING THIS GUY HAVE YOU EVER TRIED CONSTRUCTING PERFECT SIMULATIONS TO GET THE EXACT SAME PERSONALITY AND IDEALS AS WELL!? THEY KEEP FINDING OUT THEY'RE IN A SIMULATION AND PULLING MATRIX SHIT SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAIT A LITTLE WHILE AND PUT UP WITH US HIDING THE ANOMALOUS BECAUSE NOBODY, NOT EVEN US TO BE HONEST, CAN BE TRUSTED NEAR THEM* -05-? of the SCP Foundation. Oh yeah we don't exist and yadi yada forgot you ever saw this reply etc (if you tell anyone and be the reason why some fucking Serpent's Hand numpty breaks in and breaks our exurb1a's then I swear to SCP 343 you will know the meaning of true suffering)

The Tiny Desk Exurb1a clone.

Also Exurb: Has a video about going back in time to influence and become the leader and soon have Galactical Domination

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Hiring philosophers isn't hard. It's just not profitable.

the octo-moist seems to be working

It is turtles all the way down

Great E' xurb1a

Finn MacCool physics classes and philosophy...

Nonsense, a turtle could never support all that mass. Now if it had four elephants standing on its back...

Dogs and cake

Well I suppose that's progress.

SylenDraws Dat ending

SylenDraws WHY ARE U EVERYWHERE

If he makes you happy you probably didn't watch the video right.

SylenDraws Be proud that you exist buddy.

Technological utopia, AI dystopia, and Echoligical dystopia seam the most likely.

@@theproteanbro5994 technological dystopia seems more possible then tech utopia especially with how its been proven govs try black mail companies for back doors in soft ware etc

Because we're all selfish bastards and some of the biggest bastards are in high positio s

This comment doe! It's so true

I think true AI is nowhere near as close as we think... though... Personally it's getting pretty tempting to take my chances with a true AI leadership over human at this point. I know the worse case scenario of what that could mean is terrifying but I also think there's a fairly decent chance it could be the greatest thing to ever happen to our species.

Simon Clark Hi Simon! Love your channel :)

Whatchu doin here, you seem like a super positive person xD

Ho hey Simon ! Good luck

Simon Clark just like all of exurba's videos. it's an emotional roller coaster and really makes you think that's why I love it

It's awesome you're here ^^

I was concerned all the way through the Video that she would spinn the wheel with one of her eyes.

@zimalin than i pick scientific utopia

Eco dystopia

Eco dystophia, we are landing on it

nickleback revival tour

i’d say we’re perpetually spinning

Gabriel4227435 tru

liked before 1k

No, is time for Octo-moist™

Accurate

Nope, not this time.

yea,

It's an imitation on a Rudyard Kipling poem haha

All the lines are...

You can tell he's British cause that poem ( if ) is in the IGCSE English Literature syllabus

That's how I felt tbh, QFT for life

Frikiman *triggered in 9 dimensions*

Bohmian mechanics is still the least voodoo option and you know it.

Haha PTSD is hilarious!

Its just a theory, a 'string' theory! thanks for watching....

it's like 1 step that straightely will lead to utopia either dystopia...

It's terrifying how far we are from some of those utopias

Like look at china, they are constantly keeping an eye on their people

Have hope for us.

@@INCNetski no hope for us, the elites just making us miserable

Oh you have to ask?

Obviously Nickelback, a baby could tell you that

Missed religious dystopia.

But I fucking love Nickelback

How about a Technological, Tyranical, AI dystopia where Apple developes an Apple store AI with a pension for Nickleback. It'll mass produce and implant neural microchip Ipods that only have a Nickleback Revival Tour playlist; so that their songs are playing non stop in your head with no way to stop it, even if you plug your ears. Victims of the implant will feel psychologically compelled to encourage or enforce others the get the implant as well. Even if you remove the microchip, your neural wiring has been permanently scarred by Nickleback. Causing withdrawl symptoms akin to meth addiction. You'll break into cold sweats, uncontrollable muscle spasms, panic attacks, hum or even scream the lyrics to their songs until you get your next hit. Truley, this is the most grimdark future.

Oof

Well now that is a little different

you can say that again

Say that one more time please

@@ola-ks3rg haha

Same

Really? Gosh, I have to try it!

mmarlaire maybe we're like a bios running on a cmos battery and nobody bothered to remove the battery and never will until it runs out of juice.

I bet we're a garbage mobile game that an alien is playing while taking a cosmic shit.

Yeah we're probs a creativity & entertainment simulator for the hyper-humans one simulation layer up (simulation layer 67899001)

Would not be worse than a ww3 or sth

Ealdy Mobile Legends Bang Bang

it's both

That’s basically his thing

Does it even matter? The future will play out itself, we are just the audience. Our reactions, positive or negative, doesn't affect the play.

@@loremipsum980 well you can become an actor if you just go on and overthrown a government of a powerful country, which you won't do

cyril Kurzgesagt can.

@@akrulla He said few, but not none. You are right, though

World Peace has been canceled by [Adult Swim]

Me, an Intellectual Wow your intellectual idea will definitely work

How much of it Trump can understand? 5% plus cake.

Remember, Octo moist

666th like

A bear and goose at the end of everything.

All this vids are the best

Shaggy_One me too hahahaha

Asking the realest of questions. Nice

Same

11 months later, and now I'm in the same position...

@@MasterVsStudent ikr

This is my like 3rd time binging his vids

How wonderful that would be!

It would really be a challenge, because sleeping is the way our brains "clean up" from the experiences of the day, forgetting the useless stuff, literally cleaning up toxic materials that build up with time, making room for new memories, etc. It would be really hard to accomplish but, with futuristic technology, who says it's not possible?

This is totally sci-fi but if we had machines small enough to enter the body and perform tasks, and we understood the function of sleep well enough, I do think it would be possible to use little machines to do the "cleaning up" and consolidating of memories and all that while awake. An insane level of challenge, though.

Yeah, when we get to these levels of futuristic and complex tech, it's better to not even try to explain it. It would be like explaining how a computer works to a medieval peasant: waaay to many things to explain before it begins to makes sanse at all.

@@YourMakingMeNervous, if that were a possibility in the future, then it would be too dangerous, these little robots would need to communicate with each other and that will need an internet connection which opens the door to viruses which can pretty much turn them into a nano-virus, which wouldn't be very fun at all :(

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Well here's the thing, they obviously aren't on earth in this scenario, so I don't think we can assume 9.80665 m/s2 so that might fuck with the calculations a bit. But I'm also not a mathematician

We have to know the local gravity and atmospheric pressure (I.e. air resistance) of the studio in which _WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEL of Future History_ is filmed in order to find out how quickly it stops. For example, if this were being filmed in the void of space (which it clearly isn’t), it would take basically forever (and that’s not an exaggeration) to stop as it would only lose velocity through its own passive energy radiation.

@@dkpsyhog there's also the friction on the axle tho

@@dkpsyhog could we assume earth? assume that they came to earth, normal atmosphere, a few hundred feet above sea level? i want to know,,,,

@Jellyfish 936 friction is what psychic_hedgehog means by passive energy radiation

Everybody on this planet should watch this video and finally understand that we going to fuck it all up if we don't change sth immediately

Best channel on RU-vid. Hands down.

Hands up even

You mean bear and goose at the end of everything.

u know, Exurb1a is a time traveller from the year 2091, you might as well interview him.

The roar of engines dim and only the sound of meows fill the air.

MT Films what about battle cats?

I'd call that a subcategory of ecological dystopia

Cats are angels.

There can be no future without cats. They teach us to cover up our crap instead of being proud of it.

You can be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love-avenue q

Loud reproduction is best reproduction, 9/10 scientists agree. The odd one is still vigorously testing the thesis.

having SEX

@@NieMonD we REALISE

How ABOUT *NO*

At least I get my daily dose of the internet now

funny how this is my dose of optimism

The Amazing Sheep Why depression? This had little to no depressing shit.

This was about as hopeful as it gets!

The Amazing Sheep my daily dose of optimism lol

this aged well

Indeed

we have probably choosen several things lol

Dystopias can lead to utopias eventually. They just suck to live in. Utopia for humans is always possible if there are still humans and resources to maintain them.

@@Muykle Good luck with that after the ecology crashed to the point the planet can't sustain mammalian life anymore...

this is a fact, the theory has has already been proven!

Clay Rose I will try

Please Atleast wait till we have stable colonies before fucking this rock up

Clay Rose Too late

senior quote

Ikiratuki we can help mitigate the odds of Political Dystopia by fostering a worldwide Second Amendment while politics is still reasonably free

Please leave your piles of guns at the border. We don't need your gun death rates. Thank you for visiting though

mrcomp we’re already living in a technical dystopia

No.

*Nuke detonates Me: That sure is bright

I literally saw you on VNN's new video about the Pyro update.

Phet Peg it's here! Finally!

chiffmonkey he covered that by saying "and all the other thousands of scenarios"

And then eat us.

johnny oof u right

Octomoist

Please be silent, you might wake up EU legislators

Memes have been with us from the beginning though. What do you think culture is?

constructivist6 normie meme level

Cinnamon The fact that Rhapsody in Blue is played in the background throughout it makes me happy.

Tchaikovsky

[Du] [Du] [Du] [Du] [Duuuuuu]

The Turtle moves. :)

*LISTEN*

Well yeah, I mean eventually a person just wants to die. They've lived for hundreds of years, they've seen it all. You can't expect that living forever is a good thing.

The irony of that statement. I'm ded

I’ll volunteer as tribute

PgN_Cash Is that a HG reference?

@@skiesquiggles7319 I'm pretty sure his comment was meant as a joke, since he said "im dead" at the end of it

This... This is what deserves to be pinned...