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this is a video about small town waterparks. i found some google reviews on the internet. then me and my friend read them and made a video about them. and then i put THAT on the internet.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

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@gustoonz 3 года назад

c'mon guys let's start our OWN waterpark. if you want to swim, follow me on twitch.tv/gusjohnson.

@superplays9875 3 года назад

How does this guy only upload good content

@calvinscarvings.66 3 года назад

Time to learn to swim via twitch!! Yay 1 like

@brianmercerjr2282 3 года назад

Nope

@Hippindippinyaaahbaby 3 года назад

Alright

@user-uv3vg2zz8z 3 года назад

i can't swim

@princessaria 3 года назад

Had to look up Jane’s review about the chimpanzee because I was morbidly curious. Turns out she was correct. This place had kept a chimpanzee named Candy in terrible conditions who ended up dying a couple years back. The park had been fighting a legal battle against a rescue organization called Chimp Haven, but they didn’t manage to save her before she passed away. :c

@vampiredinosaur 3 года назад

That so sad.

@jonhanson8925 3 года назад

Yep, at a place called Dixie Landin, which is attached to the Blue Bayou Water Park. It makes more sense when you know it was in the amusement part section instead of the water park, but that doesn't really make it any less depressing.

@madamecaboose5431 3 года назад

Poor Candy 😞

@LookingGlass1865 3 года назад

All way too common in places like that. It's sad that people get away with it.

@RisingSunfish 3 года назад

Wasn’t that more or less the premise of The One and Only Ivan?

@jpprojects2407 3 года назад

I saw a one star review of a church that simply said "I'm Atheist" edit: Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition.

@onkelpappkov2666 3 года назад

This place really didn't do it for me. Sat there over an hour and there was this impaled dude on a cross. They served one biscuit and a sip of wine. Worst restaurant ever.

@YoungCytoplasm 3 года назад

@@onkelpappkov2666 so they didn’t even take his order? Bruh that’s shittier than our economic state after we collapsed

@174b9 3 года назад

★★☆☆☆ I was forced to stand up and chant sentences like a robot and sit back down to repeat the whole process.

@patrickbohn5235 3 года назад

Small town church reviews sounds like an absolute gold mine.

@GreatTasteMurder 3 года назад

@@onkelpappkov2666 OH HAHAHA

@zoinksss1372 3 года назад

fun fact: one time at the pool in my hometown one of the employees locked himself in the intercom room and said “it’s my last day here and I’m playing whatever the fuck i want.” and then he proceeded to play ace of bass the ENTIRE day

@gabrielaharries8149 3 года назад

how to go out with a bang

@onkelpappkov2666 3 года назад

It's not a day for work. It's a day for catching sun. He's playing what he wants and having fun. He's going to switch jobs. All that he wants is another employment. He's gone tomorrow, boy.

@MsJeanneMarie 3 года назад

Hehe so you’re a child of the 90s!

@2dthoughts 3 года назад

Lol I saw the sign

@Thatoneguy-uc9jq 3 года назад

Something like this happened to me but it was never gonna give you up

@evildevil364 3 года назад

Real quick as a business owner: leaving a good google review of a business can turn someone’s whole day around and really helps them grow and be seen. As a balance, a one star review destroys someone. Wield your power carefully

@vixxcelacea2778 3 года назад

That's actually nice to know. Anytime I leave a review I try to point out that it's personal anecdote and leave a thoughtful explanation as to what happened, good or bad or neutral. I wish more people took reviews seriously. I tend to read multiple reviews to see if the problem is faulty product or the people working there or something else. Usually you can tell pretty quickly if there are multiple complaints about the same issue. If it's "this place was lame" then it's not helpful at all. I'd also think that leaving thoughtful negative reviews can sometimes show the owners of the business or people working there where they could improve, as long as it's clear what the problem was. It's obvious that sometimes people are just mad because they didn't get what they want or they made a mistake and don't believe they should be called out for it.

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 года назад

I think Google really doesn't stress this point enough, what with their meaningless "Local Guide" title and whatnot.

@MsJeanneMarie 3 года назад

Hell yeah, I leave good reviews all the time. lol Honestly, I kinda wish the business would acknowledge they saw it.

@VanSanProductions 3 года назад

@@MsJeanneMarie they definitely see the negative reviews.

@MsJeanneMarie 3 года назад

@@VanSanProductions haha I know, sometimes they respond aggressively. lol

@CAMELOT331 3 года назад

Growing up in a creepy small town with only a piggly wiggly just hits different.

@the_sussyone1739 3 года назад

Wtf is a piggly wiggly

@bananamanfrl 3 года назад

@@the_sussyone1739 grocery store

@the_sussyone1739 3 года назад

@@bananamanfrl thanks

@the_sussyone1739 3 года назад

@Renee Joyce thanks

@J_white80085 3 года назад

My town only has a piggly wiggly and dollar general

@ghostryder18 3 года назад

I once went to a water park and a kid pooped in the pool and I was walking along the side and just saw a massive turd floating around people. A few seconds later everyone noticed at once and the entire pool was pandemonium, adults and children battling to get out of the pool, old ladies punching children... I give it 5 stars

@sweetlids2898 3 года назад

No, 10 stars

@thewizard7396 3 года назад

That kid was you

@jasonbrown20 3 года назад

Like that one scene in the inbetweeners movie

@ghostryder18 3 года назад

@@jasonbrown20 idk what that is

@ghostryder18 3 года назад

@@thewizard7396 trust me I wish I could take credit for shitting into that pool but that would be dishonorable

@MicrowaveSociety 3 года назад

Look at volcano reviews next

@hostile_prof 3 года назад

⭐ 1/5 No Lava

@portalpat42 3 года назад

Hi MWS

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 года назад

Military base reviews are also pretty good. And ocean reviews.

@peeper0104 3 года назад

After that the South Pole reviews

@pringle5021 3 года назад

0/5 my son died I’m depressed now

@raidenyvelina8558 3 года назад

Stop I literally left so many reviews that Google sent me a pair of socks LMAO

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 года назад

Now that's an incentive! Time to review every business I've been to!

@raidenyvelina8558 3 года назад

@Hannah currier I have 73 but I get extra points for adding photos and videos... they made me a "Local Guide" last year which is ironic since I haven't gone out other than to get groceries since covid hit! But free socks are free socks I guess.

@hyde1893 3 года назад

@@raidenyvelina8558 suddenly im reviewing everything, i love free shit

@TheHighestWumpus 3 года назад

Goals

@discomacabre1 3 года назад

Local guide socks is amazing

@kei.13 3 года назад

Eddy's been looking kinda different lately.

@aldoesagood4862 3 года назад

Quarantine weight hit differently

@kokane262 3 года назад

This is great

@jf5251 3 года назад

Lmao!!!

@SteinerTheShriner 3 года назад

More Asian and less facial hair for sure

@NorthernGreenEyes 3 года назад

I noticed that as well! 🤔

@Patterrz 3 года назад

2:50 dude probably took the wrong exit on the road and rolled up to the library in full swimming attire

@bluebarry5393 3 года назад

Lmao

@quincahill2822 3 года назад

Patterrz hi love your channel

@cro8bitbat134 3 года назад

Hey daniel

@2000ZachAttack 3 года назад

And in classic idiot form, they are confused, so YOU'RE the idiot

@legallypumpkin 3 года назад

THats My every day

@burnthewitch_ 3 года назад

Last time I went to a water park, some underpaid worker pulled up a trolley to the kiddie pool and started testing the water with their little vials and litmus paper. As they tested, they started frowning, and called over another worker to look at the tests. They were both shaking their heads and looking around kinda nervously, and that is why it was the last time I went to a public pool.

@catboy_tylerr 3 года назад

it was probably an improper mix of chemicals, which they should have evacuated the pools for in the first place, so that’s pretty unprofessional context: I work at a public waterpark, and have been every summer since 2016 (with the exception of 2020, bc of miss rona)

@jacobnorris8256 3 года назад

@@catboy_tylerr I'd be willing to bet that they were in fact being professional enough, but their boss don't want them to evacuate people unless it's *way* above the legal limit.

@hatman4818 3 года назад

They put too much gae juice in the water. Now its not just turnin the fricken frogs gae.

@scrunklymansoren 2 года назад

@@catboy_tylerr oh i thought there was just too much piss and puke in the pool

@elisabethalicata9037 3 года назад

“Elisabeth, who spelled her name wrong” 😐

@tylersharp3943 3 года назад

Damn, you spelled your name wrong

@0025aid 3 года назад

Who spelled your name wrong

@romuluswill321 3 года назад

Dang bruv, looks like you spelt your name wrong.

@grass7864 2 года назад

And now you know 👍

@tootsie_ 2 года назад

Z is the coolest letter and your mom chose not to use it. I'm sorry.

@sohums.6107 3 года назад

Why does Gus look like he’s going to play Joe exotic in season 2

@calimango7926 3 года назад

This is way too accurate

@sunburnedballoonknot8551 3 года назад

Gus us in the middle of transforming from a nice Midwest small town guy, into a LA type. Can't really put my finger on exact examples, but it makes me kinda sad regardless.

@btherogue4994 3 года назад

He is! Check the cast for season 2!

@galacticlavalamp6338 3 года назад

FUQE

@MissDraiha 3 года назад

I'm convinced the RU-vid bois signed some sort of hair pact

@austine7858 3 года назад

The whole “Local Guide” thing is really funny because literally anyone can do it, all you have to say is that your over 18 and it makes you seem so much more official, but it means literally nothing.

@ashleyw9111 3 года назад

They promised perks and I received no perks. 0/10

@lilithlaney1759 3 года назад

You have to get to level 6 to be a Google Guide, and you get perks after level 8, which means a couple hundred reviews/pictures uploaded. The only real perk is that your reviews show up first and sometimes you'll get discounts if any places in your area actually offer them for Google Guides- which of course almost nowhere does. I was bamboozled but hey at least shitty pictures I took of some store's signs have 100k views I guess 😂😂

@guitarluver38 3 года назад

@@ashleyw9111 I uploaded a bunch of pictures of a museum once and google was so happy they mailed me a pair of google socks lol

@nova5303 3 года назад

@@ashleyw9111 you used to get a whole terabyte of storage on google drive for the highest level

@williamsmitherson2170 3 года назад

I spent a whole year finding weird / famous places and giving them reviews. I got so many coupons hahaha

@peytonroberts5887 3 года назад

Gus- "people who leave public Google reviews are weird" Also gus- *makes public reveiw of public reviews

@sandrakim9 3 года назад

“Y’know how Asians started trending, so we gotta get one of ‘em on here” ☠️ 🙈 How he said it off the wall like that, I think Ian killed it, Gus’s channel I mean 😭 🤣 lol

@cerspence 3 года назад

Good guys w good energy here

@calvinscarvings.66 3 года назад

Yes we do Also, did you like your own comment!?

@oliverunwin852 3 года назад

Skrew u

@andrewcastleberry4921 3 года назад

Did you finally leave cheb behind?

@erikengvall 3 года назад

Please collab

@melon5165 3 года назад

yea

@schteeve4759 3 года назад

I've heard Gus doesn't call his friends and family "friends and family" anymore, he just calls them "Those people I do Small Town reviews with"

@LaughBoys 3 года назад

Kaden must have seen some SICK water parks in his day.

@kristiana2385 3 года назад

You should do a dispensary one next. In my town someone left a review saying "the parking lot has more potholes than the dispensary had potheads" lol

@jesselane9299 3 года назад

Gus is such a good example of how to be funny without being mean

@anttheman2332 3 года назад

Nice pfp

@DroCaMk3 3 года назад

Tell that to his mum

@anttheman2332 3 года назад

@@DroCaMk3 what

@anttheman2332 3 года назад

@@DroCaMk3 firstly stfu and secondly don’t assume gender

@DroCaMk3 3 года назад

@@anttheman2332 k thx

@Naltddesha 3 года назад

Yoooo it’s so dope that CodyKo and Noel are finally collaborating again

@sarroumarbeu6810 3 года назад

xDDD

@space_cowgrl 3 года назад

Y’all should do a small town skatepark reviews I’ve seen some weird skatepark reviews a personal favorite. “The hipsters scared my sister” one star

@Delicate_Disaster 3 года назад

Omg. I can relate to Sabrina. Sometimes the slides are too steep or have a "jump" and you end up hovering above the slide and then slamming down. It happened to me one and I hit so hard and at a horrible angle that once I got down to the bottom I couldn't get up by myself. The lifeguard saw it happen so he was already at the end of my slide and he literally had to pick me up and carry me out of the water. By that point the whole base of my back was already visibly bruised and it was brutally painful to walk. I ended up stuck in bed for almost a week. It was so horrible and to this day my back and hips are fucked. Every time I sit I get very focused burning, stabbing pain to the left side of my spine on my lower back and it knocks the wind out of me. It's been like 10-12 years too.

@grass7864 2 года назад

See an orthopedic doctor if you can. There's a good chance they'll be able to do something about the injury, even if it's been a while since it occurred.

@passwordyeah729 2 года назад

As well as an orthopedic doctor you can also try an osteopath!

@dpatts 3 года назад

I love how funny man totally disarms internet guy with the “asians are trending” comment. IG shakes his head going beetroot red, while FM laughs with glee

@lupa1445 3 года назад

IG?

@dannyboy4682 3 года назад

@@lupa1445 internet guy

@k8tiebeth 3 года назад

What's up fellow Patterson

@luciendelaney8975 3 года назад

@@k8tiebeth Patterson duel!!!!

@LyricWulf 3 года назад

2:31 my mans Matt accidentally went to the local *park*

@AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear ly

@Tdski 3 года назад

@@AxxLAfriku ok

@HOTD108_ 3 года назад

@@AxxLAfriku Omg it's Axxl! Dude you're my hero! You're so awesome and attractive! Keep it up dude!

@dimthecat9418 3 года назад

furry

@Tdski 3 года назад

@@dimthecat9418 me?!

@Waldzkrieger 3 года назад

*me, who left a google review for a barber because he did a good job and wanted to boost his ratings:* oh

@jenwombatexcelsior 3 года назад

He said "no one wants to hear your opinion" as he gave everyone his opinion on these opinions, so on some level he cared. So...if you have a good legit reason to do it, it's perfectly fine to do since he's a hypocrite.

@maxhill9754 3 года назад

@Jen Wombat Excelsior You say overthought that

@hyde1893 3 года назад

keep leaving those reviews man, don't underestimate how much it helps out those small businesses

@rebeccak9597 3 года назад

I'm guessing they meant people who leave bad reviews, keep posting positive ones!

@lapoguido8672 3 года назад

@@rebeccak9597 God no, post ALL the reviews. Positive reviews make the owners feel appreciated, negative ones help customers decide...

@andrewnewsome5319 3 года назад

Gus looks like he drives around his pickup truck with extended fenders around eastern Kentucky and hits on girls on college campuses. He opens by saying “I’ve got beer, Red Bull, and Mountain Dew. And even a recliner back at my place.” He also looks like his backseat is filled with empty beer cans, Red Bull cans, and diet Mountain Dew bottles.

@numbdigger9552 3 года назад

#oddlyspecific

@andrewp8284 3 года назад

This is quite the fan fiction

@toxicity3715 3 года назад

Gus looks like he would show off his truck on his tinder profile

@mentalpopcorn2304 3 года назад

He's the guy who makes truck bumper stickers

@inevitablesound7465 3 года назад

Would make an only fans to show off its under lights

@tessa8404 2 года назад

He looks like he might have a nice pair of truck nuts

@StevenHe 3 года назад

Literally my 2 favorite RU-vid comedians

@willmaastricht7618 3 года назад

You might be on to something here

@willdunkel5956 3 года назад

I like your vids they are very funny

@1.4142 3 года назад

It's the other funny guy

@officialtickler 3 года назад

I love you STEVEN

@t-posingbobafett6017 3 года назад

S t e v e n H e

@davak72 3 года назад

6:35 Sadly no! It really was a chimp locked up at an amusement park and then the waterpark next door when the amusement park closed! She was the only wild animal there :( Worse yet, she may have been murdered by her owners to avoid paying out for a lawsuit... The venue was Dixie Landin’ aka Blue Bayou waterpark “An animal-welfare group fighting for a chimpanzee billed as "the loneliest chimp in the world" due to her longtime home in an isolated cage at a Baton Rouge amusement park has been informed that Candy died Thursday (April 20), marking a sad end to a years-long battle over the chimpanzee's living conditions.”

@MYTUBE427 3 года назад

This is entertainment for us in small towns, there’s not a lot else to do for us besides leaving sarcastic reviews

@plasticity1248 3 года назад

🧍‍♀️

@zleep9182 3 года назад

We’re getting much more Ian recently, I think his captors are starting to let him out of the cage more often

@thetinfoilfreak 3 года назад

Yeah, letting a minority out of their cage right now can net you a lotta cash

@benjirivoh 3 года назад

@@thetinfoilfreak sure does. im trans and my captors let me out of my cage for 20000$.

@llab3903 3 года назад

@@benjirivoh that’s the going rate? Might let a few out then

@overtherenowaitthere 3 года назад

gus traded eddy for him

@thetinfoilfreak 3 года назад

@@llab3903 I want the rate to be at least 500k first... Need to have at least 50 million just in case if I get caught.

@noahmarkwell7610 3 года назад

I never noticed this, but if you go to the bottom of the description it says “ Don’t stab people.” Good advice.

@edoneill6138 3 года назад

It does, nice find!

@jacksont94 3 года назад

I don’t know exactly why but that’s been at the bottom of every gus Johnson video description for years

@meisteremm 3 года назад

But what if some people are asking for it?

@irighterotica 3 года назад

Agreed. Hug people instead.

@kanjo4976 3 года назад

That Asian joke gave him a place in my heart

@Flamingo_Vlogs 2 года назад

“It is lit, 1 star.” Plot Twist: the waterpark was literally LIT on fire

@aldoesagood4862 3 года назад

Ian has *BIG* “I’m just happy to be here :)” energy

@Soru42069 3 года назад

After this video me and my girlfriend wanted to see what the reviews from our local childhood waterpark were like. Then we noticed the megaphone one and the potato one were from the very same one, literally is like 4 blocks away. Lets go Splash.

@DrowzyDruid 3 года назад

Good on you for not doxxing the guys

@lizzyflynn8535 3 года назад

I didnt know Gerard Way and Nick Cage hung out like this

@frozenweevil4022 3 года назад

Oh my god he does look like Nick Cage

@Rex-golf_player810 3 года назад

Thats so fucked why is this accurate

@kodakoala 3 года назад

You guys realize that park probably did have a chimp it's sadly still common in tiny places to inhumanly keep bears and other animals, it's nuts and needs to end

@wemblinwendel4538 3 года назад

Gus looks like that one weird uncle that mighta been the cool older brother when he and your dad were kids

@h.thumbsthomas5479 3 года назад

You nailed it, honestly.

@MattRosvideos 3 года назад

1:09 Gus regretting his decision to bring Ian on another vid 😂

@Syd448 3 года назад

💀😂

@ianfrankegordon4182 3 года назад

@@Syd448 💀😂

@ianfrankegordon4182 3 года назад

💀😂

@BoHorn 3 года назад

Ian Franke Gordon 😂😝

@Charlie-uc1he 3 года назад

💀😂

@lolaevergreen9077 3 года назад

I love how he comments on the name "Elisabeth" being misspelled (it's a common spelling in other countries) but "Shon" and "Pressley" are okay lmao

@onkelpappkov2666 3 года назад

Was he talking about EliSabeth/EliZabeth?

@jacobnorris8256 3 года назад

@Fucking grass These are small town business reviews. I'm pretty sure the "parents with shit naming sense"/"bilingual folk ratio" is at least 1000.

@AngryAlfonse 3 года назад

@@jacobnorris8256 haha rural people are uneducated haha it totally wasn't just parents with a reason to use that spelling haha they were probably just stupid trailer trash haha

@RepOfAntarctica 3 года назад

Some would take @@AngryAlfonse to that.

@jcbrunet2454 2 года назад

@@RepOfAntarctica Niiiice. Make a career out of jokes pls

@walt9327 3 года назад

I love that cole has one review. A single review. He decides, for the first time in his life, he needs to go out of his way to inform people of the establishment in which he was pooped upon.

@tiddlesthecat1141 3 года назад

The review about the injury caused by a waterslide that made someone go airbourne is pretty scary tbh. Theres a channel on YT called fascinating horror and they done a load of videos about theme park disasters etc and there was one about a waterslide that had repeated incidents with people going airbourne which eventually killed someone.

@brokenmelodies723 3 года назад

Yeah the kid got decapitated mid ride. I love Fascinating Horror for doing small pieces on events like that.

@carolinec.9792 3 года назад

@@brokenmelodies723 oh yeah that happened in my town lol

@notatrollll 3 года назад

@@carolinec.9792 a texan, huh

@blacklisted351 3 года назад

@@notatrollll No, it was in kansas

@madamecaboose5431 3 года назад

Fascinating horror is awesome, he’s always very respectful of the victims and if there were many victims he tends to read all of their names out (and doesn’t rush it). No sensationalism, just honest and respectful videos :)

@JUNKO____ 3 года назад

I'm too high for the amount of eye contact Gus is making in this video.

@Sonicsis 3 года назад

My local hometown water park was called “dry town” and I went to check some reviews and found this one. “ What they need is better test scores and to actually have a working economy not just share one purse for every business” Another review was in Spanish that google translated horribly but I understand why because the person wrote “I can’t form an opinion I haven’t been there”

@gordonfischer8484 3 года назад

Hey boys you should read some prison reviews. Funniest shit ever.

@chelsie2767 3 года назад

This can’t actually exist

@SpaceForce635 3 года назад

There are actual Yelp reviews of Folsom so it does exist.

@nah3214 3 года назад

"Asians started trending" that's a fine line to walk and Ian did it well lmao. Edit I'm aware he's asian, but it's a serious topic that still could have been dealt with in an insensitive way to the victims of the awful attacks going on around our country, just glad it wasn't :)

@grantdotjpg 3 года назад

He's asian. He is the line.

@amitmathew7 3 года назад

I'm glad he made that joke lol, ballsy humour has been missing in this age

@abhyudaykrishna9714 3 года назад

@@grantdotjpg it's perfectly possible to be asian and cross the line lol

@grantdotjpg 3 года назад

@@abhyudaykrishna9714 who makes the Asian joke line? The line in relation to asian culture and people, who would make it?

@nah3214 3 года назад

@@grantdotjpg there I edited it to clarify

@ClickingHeads 3 года назад

1:45 "just get one at home" yeah bro most people could just drop like 5K like it's nothing.

@nickphillips3400 3 года назад

When I was a kid my grandparents took me and my siblings to a Waterpark but we couldn't go in the pools because there was a lightning advisory so we just chased rabbits around the fence pretty fun, no memories of going in the water maybe I got ice cream.

@needyverse 3 года назад

3:58 ‘Grow wings and fly’ as in die, straight to the big waterpark in the sky

@pissedinyourcornflakes2939 3 года назад

The suicslide

@Castlattice 3 года назад

Theory, Gus and Ian moved in together and Gus has been inspiring Ian to make more content. That’s also why they have been making so many videos together.

@Dumpliing 3 года назад

I love how ian goes "Elisabeth, who spelt her name wrong"

@bluecollarmenproductions 3 года назад

I looked up the chimp. The chimp recently died at Baton Rouge amusement park...they also let it smoke cigarettes.

@onebackzach 3 года назад

The water park with the chimp prison that Jane was talking about is only a 45 minute drive from my house, unless there's multiple chimp prison water parks, which is also a possibility. People also used to give the chimp cigarettes to smoke in the 80's.

@NDL0 3 года назад

Whenever I notice someone peeing in a public pool I will go out of my way to dunk their heads into the water as a power move

@Djuntas 3 года назад

I dont even get that, does that happen a lot to ppl? Seen only fecal once, many years ago, granted I never go to water parks or swimming facilities.

@neguishegrate5032 3 года назад

I pee from the diving board and then cannonball in.

@pelonis2523 3 года назад

@@neguishegrate5032 what an absolute power move

@neguishegrate5032 3 года назад

@@pelonis2523 for sure. I go super saiyan before I do it. Usually after 4 days of no pooping. So there might be some feces involved....

@pelonis2523 3 года назад

@@neguishegrate5032 I usually drink a few gallons of water before I go, just to make sure I have enough piss built up.

@dietwaffles5907 3 года назад

It seems like it's a 50/50 shot when a RU-vidr I like brings in a friend or fellow creator if I'll like them or not. I enjoy this guy

@jimbobsmith1865 3 года назад

Gus got the small town grocery bag shirt going on😂

@stealthpoint 3 года назад

4:38 Not even joking, this happened to me. The kid took the time to get out of the pool, to pee in the pool

@grantdotjpg 3 года назад

I have this phantom memory about that doesn't make any sense. It must have been a dream, because there were so many people around, and my mother would have killed me, but I just vaguely remember being on top of the stairs and peeing in a YMCA pool.

@dannyishere4006 3 года назад

A couple of years ago my brother did the same thing, he got out and stood on the ladder and took a big piss

@AxeAR 3 года назад

I can totally picture the kid with the facial expression of your pfp

@natashanabein 3 года назад

Hey guys just btw I wanted to say thanks for the puke warning :) by saying you were gonna try I was able to fast forward past any gagging or whatever! I have a phobia so its greatly appreciated genuinely!

@guy2574 3 года назад

wuss

@Rex-golf_player810 3 года назад

@@guy2574 nuh uh

@guy2574 3 года назад

@@Rex-golf_player810 yes

@Rex-golf_player810 3 года назад

@@guy2574 no way

@guy2574 3 года назад

@@Rex-golf_player810 indeed

@BarryWalts 3 года назад

Thanks Bus Binson, this is a fun video!

@Stratocoaster08 3 года назад

As someone who has worked at a water park in a suburban area for almost 10 years...I appreciated this thoroughly. Online reviews for waterparks crack me up, because trust me...no amount of negative reviews will hurt our business. Also, assuming the Raging Waters location in question is the Sacramento location (not necessarily small town, but compared to the other 2 locations in San Jose and LA...Sac seems to be the smallest choice...) ...Rashing Waters is accurate. They're a neighboring park and they once mixed the chemicals improperly and were forced to evacuate the park due to a toxic gas cloud...

@ilovejessepinkman99 3 года назад

Ive been to the raging waters in Sacramento... 0.o

@zcmini000 3 года назад

Okay you guys are actually roommates now, right?

@edoneill6138 3 года назад

And they were roommates

@arivertoeveryone 3 года назад

@@edoneill6138 ahhh my friends told me about that i get the reference now!

@atotallyrandomperson3889 3 года назад

they are roommates and no one can tell me otherwise

@RishiJalukar 3 года назад

I think so lmaoo

@zcmini000 3 года назад

@@arivertoeveryone I GET THAT REFERENCE

@zwoot11 3 года назад

I love this series! More of these please

@ElfinAce37 3 года назад

Love these kind of videos! keep it up!

@keenanlewis5932 3 года назад

“I’ll just cut a hot one. Get the man ralphin.” Line of the century

@shleed 3 года назад

I was looking at the reviews for stuff in my medium sized costal California town and someone complained that the big state park had too many trees and bushes and it made them sneeze.

@splitfromself 3 года назад

I can't get enough of all your videos, but especially these type.

@battalion8736 3 года назад

YES I NEEDED MORE OF THESE

@r.j.tammaro8383 3 года назад

Lots of Ian/gus collabing lately and I love it

@pedrorio5234 3 года назад

seeing ian in more long form content is great and it honestly suits him well

@Beeenka 3 года назад

"get a jacuzzi at home" I don't think everyone has your youtube kinda money, my dude

@dinealone0 3 года назад

lmfao take a joke

@karstencarsten9964 3 года назад

Can you believe that we actually dont have a Jacuzzi?

@respectthefancy8404 3 года назад

A basic Jacuzzi only costs like $1000 lol it's not that expensive

@FormedUnique 3 года назад

@@respectthefancy8404 $1000 is a lot to lower income people lol. At the same time lower income people probably arent going to water parks

@andrewp8284 3 года назад

I thought RU-vid gave shite money

@Charming_Prism 3 года назад

Love these two guys

@lilithlaney1759 3 года назад

Google reviews are helpful when I want to know what the average person thinks, and if I want to see what restaurants suffice for even the most nitpicky douchenozzle I use Yelp.

@appleschloss 3 года назад

Me when Gus mentions people reviewing on google being weird: Yeah ... I definitely am not a "Local Guide" haha nope

@devinrios58 2 года назад

Please make more! These are hilarious!

@griftymcgrift4333 3 года назад

"Whats the problem? Everyone pees in the pool" "Not from the diving board!"

@Bleep831 3 года назад

Gus’ outfit is so on point he’s got a colour coordinated megaphone

@tb8952 3 года назад

At 6:14 I think they are talking about Dixie Landin' in Baton Rouge. An amusement and waterpark that had a chimp named Candy, who spent her life in a small cage with little interaction and was nicknamed as the world's loneliness chimp. It is really fucked up and the chimp ended up dying before animal rights groups could get her moved.

@yellowskittle73 3 года назад

This is my favorite series ever! The reviews are funny, your commentary makes them funnier 😂

@Blackeyedsusans 3 года назад

this is my favorite series of things to exist. thank you

@kadenbrussow9518 3 года назад

Ya, this video was lit. 1 star.

@7sins_of_life 3 года назад

Sometimes google reviews are really sad and a big warning. The hospital in my city has reviews along the lines of: "They didn't find the multiple breaks in my leg.", "Had multiple strokes and they accused me of taking drugs hence the strokes, I told them that I didn't take any drugs. Got transferred to another hospital after my 3rd stroke." Or my brothers story where they ignored him for three hours after he had a bike accident and was bleeding internally. In the end he got to experience how it feels when your spleen explodes inside of you. That hospital kills people.

@madamecaboose5431 3 года назад

Oh wow, I hope your brother is okay

@7sins_of_life 3 года назад

@@madamecaboose5431 Yeah he's fine now, except for the gigantic and really crappy scar on his entire stomach. He got injured quite often when he was younger, because he has the worst luck and always does stupid stuff.

@vixxcelacea2778 3 года назад

The issue is that people tend to leave reviews when they have bad experiences and people with perfectly decent ones but not exceptional tend to not bother. So you see the worst of the worst in those reviews. It's entirely possible that a hospital really has lawsuits waiting to happen, but also possible that as unfortunate as it is in the medical field, mistakes happen, sometimes grave ones, or things are missed. It's also possible that some of the doctors and such shouldn't be in that line of work, but everyone else who is there is competent. It's a tough thing to figure out. I think it's probably best if you find a review place like that to look into legal action that has been brought up against the place. If there is a lot of it, then it might be a safe bet to stay away if possible. Given however your personal experiences, I would agree that the hospital your are talking about probably sucks and needs to be reformed or shut down. I'm glad your brother was okay in the end judging by your other comments and I'm sorry something like that happened. :(

@7sins_of_life 3 года назад

@@vixxcelacea2778 I totally agree and I only use google reviews as an indicator to see what experiences people had and then I check if the bad ones are valid or just bad luck. But the hospital in my area had so many bad experiences that it's not just a one time thing. It's actually just the emergency department that's terrible, they have good surgeons (even though they let an inexperienced doctor my brothers stomach, which is why that thing itches from the inside). They did a perfect job with the new hip my grandma has, but everything else sucks. And they love to give you pain killers, my brother had ~30 pills after 3 days and not the light stuff. That's why we tell everyone to call an ambulance rather than going to the emergency department.

@user-lo8lb7hi3p 3 года назад

@@7sins_of_life I’m sorry, did you say it itches from the inside?? I can’t imagine how botched of an operation they must’ve done for that to happen. Sorry that that happened to him it sounds awful :(

@WilliamKluge 3 года назад

(2:20) As A level 6 local guide you are absolutely correct. I saw a meme one time that said "Shoutout to everyone who reviews things because I don't like to write reviews but I like to know how good a place is before going there" and I thought "That's true, maybe I'll do that" and now years later I still do

@kiwiswan1715 3 года назад

YESSS i will never get tired of small town reviews videos

@msswissmiss 3 года назад

You know it's a good day when Gus uploads a small town reviews video.

@florian5560 3 года назад

GUS I remember subscribing to you when you made the second “reading small town reviews” video! Your content has only gotten better since then. Keep it up! :D

@ceedog05 3 года назад

your channel gives me the best vibes dude

@tanvir10029 3 года назад

more of these please

@z-r085 3 года назад

“That’s a funny guy” -Gus “Ginger Jesus” Johnson

@SpecialInterestShow 3 года назад

I once went down a very steep waterslide in a one piece bathing suit and let's just say I had to immediately run to the bathroom

@savannahhizer2341 3 года назад

tbf to google guides (maybe i am one...), whenever you have your location on, google bombards you with questions about the places you went and incentivizes wordy reviews with point tiers. great video! just subbed to ian :)

@gracejuice 3 года назад

the small town reviews series is revolutionary and amazing

@hexcodeff6624 3 года назад

5:30 Jakey posts so little content on his channel that Gus had to go Nakey there for a second. I hope this comes across the right way

@scottpilgrim920 3 года назад

He did sound a lot like Jakey, yeah

@hexcodeff6624 3 года назад

@@scottpilgrim920 Exactly

@walnuthead 3 года назад

I'm pretty sure that chimpanzee review was actually talking about a water park, I've been to a water park where they just have a mini lil zoo just awkwardly their for no reason whatsoever.

@vixxcelacea2778 3 года назад

Another commenter named K J here did some digging and it turns out that the amusement park called Dixie Landin right by Blue Bayou water park and said Chimp named Candy was kept in horrific conditions, the park was in a legal battle with a place called Chimp Haven. Sadly they were unable to get Candy out before she died. The reviewer was entirely right, there also might not of been a separate review section for that conjoined area to the water park so they might of felt it was the only place to get the message out.

@fresherturtle1154 3 года назад

There is a review on a pet daycare in my town that said something along the lines of, “my I had them take care of my dog for two days and when I picked him up he was covered in what I think is pee. So disappointed.” And they still left it with 2 stars.

@dustinwhitt5297 3 года назад

Gus, I recently found your channel. Dunno if you'll see this or not, but thank you. I've needed laughs in my life recently and your videos are amazing for that. Keep it up, man.