WHY IS OUR EMPEROR IN JERUSALEM? | Crusader Kings 3 

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“All of this for one more gem on my head” is a pretty good description for most things in history.

>daughter dies >attends party "So sorry to hear of your lass, me lord" "The who? OH, RIGHT! Eh, she's in a better place. Probably."

Spoilers: The mental thought of this dude with like a “Birthday Boy” party crown, running away from a mob of angry kings and lieges to go to Jerusalem to escape the revolt is just hilarious.

*Pulls out comically large pilgrimage*

King Wladislav: I HAVE FOUGHT AND BLED FOR THE KINGDOM OF HUNGARY AND I RECEIVED NOTHING *starts having a heart attack* The Emperor: *doesn't notice* Yes, yes, I have heard your complaints and as soon as I can revoke those claims from the rapid dogs in Hungary... Wladislav: *falls over and dies* Harald: *walks over slowly* Soooooo... does that make me king now?

"Is it time to make the family tree into a family circle, daddy?" "Behave, daughter. This is a special birthday event."

"My daughter just died." *Laughter ensues* "Well, just make a new one" - every CK3 play through ever

* *4th Imperial Pilgrimage to Jerusalem starts, admits a horrendous civil war* * Electors: "He can't keep getting away with this!"

Rimmy: My lord, there are Poles on the outskirts of Prague. Birthday Boy: Worry not, I'm sure my regent will handle it.

the HRE dream: Gathering garden hermits like they're lawn gnomes.

"Why is there a five-year cooldown?!" is not a question I ever expected to hear in regards to self-die, but Rimmy and company have achieved that this day.

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING? IS THAT JERUSALUM!!!!" Is by far my favorite part of this video.

Side note on the Grand Master of the Order of Malta and the siege of the island : 1) Jean Parisot de Valette's spy network told him the Ottomans were coming, the man didn't even doubt the info; he just started levying taxes, men and finished building forts 2) The man was almost 70 during the siege of Malta... that's double the life expectancy of the average person in 1565. 3) He had about 6,000 men to fight (including the local population of Malta which was about 3,000) and he beat the 40,000 strong Ottoman army. 4) The citizens were so panicked that he basically went "well if these old bones of mine can fight, so can you". 5) Because if him, the Ottomans lost 20-35k men and decided to call it a day. 6) The Ottomans wanted Malta as a staging ground to go invade Sicily and and then the Kingdom of Naples. So yeah... the Order of Malta saved Medieval Europe.

Heinrich: Goes on a speech on how he will compensate the King of Bohemia for his efforts Vratislav: Dies of boredom

Trying to run an empire with several people is one of the funniest things you can do in this game. We also tend to use the Holy Roman Empire or the Mongolians. I too once lost my territory, but I got banished to Ireland, before getting conquered and vassalized by england. I then managed to marry my way into the english royal family. After a large and complicated assasination plot, I finally took over England and then swore fealty to the Holy Roman Empire. Meanwhile my friends were crusading for Jerusalem and one of them somehow ended up in India while another somehow converted Egypt to Catholism. What was our glorious emporer doing? He created a new nudist faith which sent us in into death spiral as we fought a giant civil war which ended in a two thirds of the empire dissapearing.

Rimmy playing as Bohemians? Man, those legionaires got him good.

My mental image is just a siege of the castle and one of the advisors walks out and tells the troops that the king is on holiday in the Holy Land and they just look at each other and just sat there waiting for the king to come back into the castle so they can siege it again

Sam's the MVP of this episode purely for lying on his back.

4:05 Sam: "I'm pregnant!" Rimmy: "Thanks... what???" NGL. That exchange killed me

Rimmy's daughter dying: burnt egg. Sam coming to visit: meth ice cream.

9:26 "Bohemian and Italian as one. White and Mediterranean Together."

The Editor is based and loredumped so much in the space of a single second about a really cool part of the Christian Holy Orders.

The legend of count cadulto to and his comically large spoon lives on

Jesus Sam’s empress had more than that dawg in her, she had a whole legion in her womb

Interesting tidbit, the Knights Hospitaller still exist. The Order of the Knights Hospitallers of Malta and Rhodes is still a sovreign nation with land in Rome.

I was totally thinking that last line would've been "If you can't beat 'em...take a trip to the holy land on your special day." God this entire video was hilarious.

Rimmy: Ten years you've been king and not once have you given me territory Warpugss: Sorry I can't talk I'm in Jerusalem

"This is the last pilgrimage before we invade Poland..." is such a cursed yet historical comment.

the duke of lesser poland watching as tsar heinrich parts the adriatic sea to escape to the holy land

Their commitment to dusting roleplaying on what they were doing already is what takes this vid from good to glorious.

"My Liege, they jumping me."

11:52 “I am now the king of Denmark.” Clarify: “Directly boarding the king of Denmark”

Rimmy is our adorable little boy from the Land of Oz.

We're at war on multiple fronts my lord! Declare a feast and demand all my generals attend!

“There is nothing you can do to stop me…” Famous last words.

Ah, yes, the divine artifact, the Body of Saint Rimulus, Patron Saint of the Down Under, He Who Walks With Ushanka, The ARMAnnointed One.

"My daughter just died..." *cue hysterical laughter*

Glad to see Rimmy collabing with Gawr Gura

Rimmy learning about the Chads hospitaller is what I’m here for

Yay, a new Rimmy CK3 video!

I literally downloaded CK3 earlier today and did almost everything Rimmy did in this video by pure chance just to go on RU-vid and see this

Is anyone else not finding this video in their subscription feed and instead are finding it on the RU-vid home page?

17:24 Arab D-Day

TIL Sabaton are missing a song. Theyve got one for 40 years before the great battle of Malta, and one for not that long after it, but no actual song for the knights hospitaller

this is like if Charles the second survived and actually ran the country

holy shit a multiplayer CK3 game that's a 25 minute video?? what a great gift okay immediate banger

Missed you playing this game, was rewatching the older videos yesterday

thanks youtube for not showing this in my subscription feed very cool youtube great website you got here

2:05 he is going in the jar

18:25 I just looked at bohemias borders. Surprisingly accurate

4:01 Remmy: “otz why are you called Denmark?” Otz: “ooo… there can only be one of us.” Sounds most historical war justification reason I heard. 11:52 Then “I am now the king of Denmark.” Clarify: “Directly boarding the king of Denmark” Some search through the history books about some guy changing his lands name to take a bigger nation.

Rimmy this is probably one of my favorite videos you've done with the other guys. I don't know why but this was just an absolute blast to watch.

18:35 Fun fact: the knights hospitaler (To be precise the Malteser Order, and the Order of Saint John (roman-catholic and protestant respectively)) run a lot of the ambulances in Germany

This video has so many reasons for why CK3 is my favorite game of all time.

I need you to play more multiplayer ck3 so much, i love the game and with the shit your groups get up to its even better.

I love it when Rimmy does CK3

I love putting these videos on the background while i play games

this is hilarious, I love your group of friends.

Huh.... RU-vid legit refused to show me this in my subscription tab.......

Rimmy, thought I'd say, but I didn't get a notification for this vid despite being subbed and have notifications on

Another CK3 video from Rimmy?! Christmas came early

Im lifting while watching, i will giggle and drop my dumbell on my self.

I’ve never been to a video this quickly.

His special day is gonna start the crusader wars

It been awhile, the king has returned

This vid didn't show up in my subscriptions page, weird. Anyways, always good to see more ck!

I have you set to all for notifications yet I only found out about this video due to the recommended feed.

This is the funniest Rimmy video in millennia

Best merch plug I seen in awhile!

Count Elek, count Elek, where is he, oh upsie he's dead ...

Hell yeah more CK3 from Rimmy!!!

Duuuuuuude, can we get more of this?

I nearly died laughing to this video. fucking amazing antics as usual!

this is the type of video paradox would PAY someone to make

I have little to no idea what was going on but I laughed so much that it hurts. Thank you but also no thank you, XD.

A massive brawl in Floridsdorf? Sounds about right...

Please make more videos like this 😂

Most competent Holy Roman Emperor:

This was Great that am back again 👌

Seeing this stream love was the best stuff ever Yoi guys play more CK3 together Maybe as the seljuk empire next time?

What a great thumbnail

Wish i couldve watched the whole stream

Why let a little Civil War get in the way of a good pilgrimage?

This makes me want to play CK3

Question bout the youtooz, can I cancel the preorder if I win the giveaway or can I place a preorder after I lose?

Laughed throughout the video 5/5

rimmy playing paradox games again i see

Did ya take Jerusalem son?

14:56 Please don't. Sincerily, Poland. Also, have you considered playing the Crusader Blade style of campaign? As in that mod that merges CK3 and Bannerlord. You could actually fight your silly battles in person. Or does it not work with Coop? frankly, i don't know

Ah yes the Crusades🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Did you know i was the King!

I’m fiercely disappointed that Rimmy did not bring back the religion of Tomboy Supremacy in this playthrough.

I was hoping they bring back the Broken men.

accurate that he likes copper, seeing most of Australia's cables are copper.

18:35 accordly to Wikipedia there still around to this day. I guess they faired better than the Knights Templar.

Bit weird that this video isnt showing on my subscription while I am subscribed

Dang, didnt get the notification for this one.

weird y didn't RU-vid notify me of this video ??

Would give all my copper wire for Minmy

Your empire was neither Most, nor Special, nor even a Boy.