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Why It Is Called 'Great' Britain 

Al Murray
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The Pub Landlord reveals why we are called 'Great' Britain. Recorded live at the Edinburgh Festival.
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@manchesterisred99
@manchesterisred99 4 года назад
Not sure what's funnier, Al Murray or the guys on here not knowing it's satire.
@BernardTheMandeville
@BernardTheMandeville 4 года назад
I wouldn't call it satire, for me that would imply he actually believes the complete opposite of what he says here. I would say he plays an exaggerated persona or maybe an alter-ego.
@LDwestwood1986
@LDwestwood1986 4 года назад
@@BernardTheMandeville You're understanding of satire is stupid. All satire is is making light of something
@hughneek12
@hughneek12 4 года назад
I have seen him interviewed a couple of times and he seems the polar opposite of the type of obnoxious cretin he brings to ridicule.
@dongoldney
@dongoldney 4 года назад
Priceless
@cheddabiz7869
@cheddabiz7869 4 года назад
@@BernardTheMandeville Go & watch his TEDx talk when he's not in character.
@ruhtam8971
@ruhtam8971 2 года назад
He can mix stupidity, intellect and humour in such a chaotic way I'm surprised how his mind can handle all of it at once
@dylandrew6071
@dylandrew6071 2 года назад
One out of 3 for yanks, must try harder.
@UserName-om6ft
@UserName-om6ft 2 года назад
@@dylandrew6071 so salty and triggered imagine still being mad about 1776
@dylandrew6071
@dylandrew6071 2 года назад
@@UserName-om6ft Why would we be mad about the painter John Constable dying?
@rockhopper88
@rockhopper88 2 года назад
It’s all those pints he’s drinking that’s how
@UserName-om6ft
@UserName-om6ft 2 года назад
@@dylandrew6071 no you're mad about the British losing to the US in the revolutionary war
@colinp2238
@colinp2238 4 года назад
I knew a guy who was just like this in real life.
@terrybirks8538
@terrybirks8538 4 года назад
colin Paterson yes he was called Alf Garnet
@mikydees91
@mikydees91 4 года назад
His based on English working class pub owners. Al Murray is a oxford educated graduate. One of best historians about. Watch his BBC docs . This is satire
@frelted6744
@frelted6744 4 года назад
colin Paterson the peak of comedy?
@Thorny5718
@Thorny5718 4 года назад
Every pub in the UK has one pal, and bloody happy I am about that. 👍🏻😂
@colinp2238
@colinp2238 4 года назад
No he was just a twat - he was a great critic of everyone else's life but never looked at his own faults. He soon made you uncomfortable to be around him, most of us avoided him but he homed in on us. I know this character is comedy but comedy is a study of life and charicaturing it.
@jackcasey8078
@jackcasey8078 4 года назад
I'm an American and I can say that yes indeed Great Britain is truly great
@jackreilly335
@jackreilly335 4 года назад
Jacky My Dogg10 US is great too always good to see these comments from the other americans who have nothing nice to say about britain love from the UK brother.
@PhoenixT70
@PhoenixT70 2 года назад
@@jackreilly335 Britain's far from perfect (neither is the USA to be fair) but as long as she keeps to her roots, she'll always be Great.
@voltagethename9959
@voltagethename9959 2 года назад
Big sister Britannia is good Brother America is good and Mother France can be a pain in the ass but they always get along
@alexanderflemming6788
@alexanderflemming6788 2 года назад
@@voltagethename9959 that is the biggest lie I have ever heard.
@freddiemedley5580
@freddiemedley5580 2 года назад
@@voltagethename9959 what are you on about? Austria is are birth mother with the celts. Then Italy as are adoptive mother with abandonment issues. Then the Germanic people again with the Saxons and then the Danes and then the Saxons again and then the Franco Danish( normans) and then the Germanic people again with Victoria's husband. And I'm pretty sure the ancient British people who lived here before the Celts were also Germanic. So are mother Is the Germanic race not France!
@henrygraham1590
@henrygraham1590 3 года назад
“Britain is the CENTRE OF THE EARTH. Its a SCIENTIFIC FACT” 😂😂😂
@christopherlee-hudson3283
@christopherlee-hudson3283 3 года назад
@half a rasher raytown and you can not take a joke.
@Yeet-bv7gi
@Yeet-bv7gi 3 года назад
He was right.. we are the centre. The clock starts in Greenwich and either moves forward based on your timezone (east) +1 + 2 etc Or backwards based on where you are -1 -2 but it's calculated and ranged in Britain because of a treaty signed and agreed to by alot of countries
@sellotape06
@sellotape06 3 года назад
We're the centre cos we created latitude and longitude lol
@Yeet-bv7gi
@Yeet-bv7gi 3 года назад
@@sellotape06 not quite true
@dzonbrodi514
@dzonbrodi514 3 года назад
@Senior_researcher_egg -Level _4_clearance- no it is not correct, the centre of the Earth is a hot ball of mostly iron
@TheyCalledMeT
@TheyCalledMeT 4 года назад
darn he's a different person with hair above his neck ..
@Smdylan
@Smdylan 4 года назад
Same fucking jokes though.
@reallukekew4702
@reallukekew4702 4 года назад
@@Smdylan sexy
@vanukas8783
@vanukas8783 4 года назад
Real Luke Kew im sexy and I know it
@marciasyme4586
@marciasyme4586 3 года назад
The Empire Strikes back! What makes Britain Great? Their sense of humour Their fierce sense of fairness Their haphazard nationalism Their football hooligans and Queen Victoria The short fat despot who forged an Empire to get away from the kids. Did she spare your back? NO! Did she spare your sweat? NO! Did she spare your blood? NO! So what DID she do? She gave you an Empire you had built. She is your Empress and you are her Empire Builders. With her fierce spirit and unflinching ways she galvanised you into giving birth to The Modern World. #GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
@marciasyme4586
@marciasyme4586 3 года назад
@@Smdylan The Empire Strikes back! What makes Britain Great? Their sense of humour Their fierce sense of fairness Their haphazard nationalism Their football hooligans and Queen Victoria The short fat despot who forged an Empire to get away from the kids. Did she spare your back? NO! Did she spare your sweat? NO! Did she spare your blood? NO! So what DID she do? She gave you an Empire you had built. She is your Empress and you are her Empire Builders. With her fierce spirit and unflinching ways she galvanised you into giving birth to The Modern World. #GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
@blakestormcrow6275
@blakestormcrow6275 4 года назад
My wife left me after realising my 10cm wasn't a foot, even though I told her I had small feet
@irw4350
@irw4350 3 года назад
I've got a 12 inch dick........but I dont use it as a rule
@johnwalshaw7362
@johnwalshaw7362 3 года назад
They said "Give her an inch and she'll take a yard" so I slammed her half a foot.
@apuppynamedoz
@apuppynamedoz 3 года назад
My wife asked me to give her 12 inches and make her bleed.... So I fucked her twice and hit her with a hammer.....
@robertwright7937
@robertwright7937 3 года назад
Anyone else think Danny Devito looks like he has a very short, but very thick penis?
@LeakyTrees
@LeakyTrees 3 года назад
@@irw4350 buuuuullshit
@T0M_X
@T0M_X 3 года назад
The history teacher after a few too many pints:
@Crustymarine
@Crustymarine 3 года назад
This guy is a riot! He knows how to mix his knowledge with humor and make people laugh. Funny as all get out!
@Nicholas_Schaeffer
@Nicholas_Schaeffer 4 года назад
4:42 it’s funny because the French actually made a calendar with ten days in a week
@samkhodr9975
@samkhodr9975 4 года назад
that's actually interesting :)
@djashjones
@djashjones 4 года назад
What used to be great in Britain was if you needed a chippy, sparky, decorator, mechanic, etc. Just pop down to your local boozer. Once upon a time your local boozer was like a community center. Now it's a creche serving shite ale.
@terrortorn
@terrortorn 4 года назад
"centre". You are not on the Jeremy Springer show.
@mokkaveli
@mokkaveli 4 года назад
Dunno where you are, but in working class London they mostly still serve the same purpose
@renditioners
@renditioners 4 года назад
U right a witherspoon I know is like care in the community homeless people spend all night in there
@2010dame
@2010dame 4 года назад
spot on Ash
@johnlacey7126
@johnlacey7126 4 года назад
Many local boozers now are flats.
@olympusamvs2621
@olympusamvs2621 Год назад
"Alright Fritz, it's 2 minutes to, put the sausage down." This guy is my new favourite comedian.
@varyingredbeard9827
@varyingredbeard9827 4 года назад
classic pub landlord
@TorutheRedFox
@TorutheRedFox 4 года назад
it's making fun of politics, not dressing up politics as comedy
@kevablade
@kevablade 4 года назад
Yeah proper pub not one of those food bars calling themselves a pub
@luckerooni7628
@luckerooni7628 4 года назад
@jon jon You sound real fun at parties.
@WintersWar
@WintersWar 4 года назад
You Brits are tough as nails. We love you.
@theouter_banks7260
@theouter_banks7260 2 года назад
We love you too x
@balduccioliv
@balduccioliv Год назад
Nope we dont. Brexit is great, good ridance
@Rahck92
@Rahck92 Год назад
we really aren’t but we got the spirit
@inconnu4961
@inconnu4961 Год назад
The ONLY resemblance to a nail they have is how they all get hammered!
@petercross3984
@petercross3984 11 месяцев назад
@inconnu4961 and which inferior nation are you from Sir?
@isaiahcampbell488
@isaiahcampbell488 4 года назад
Why is it that some of the most genius sounding people of the human race happen to be stand up comedians?
@0robbi0
@0robbi0 4 года назад
Would explain the attempts to censor them via Social Justice/Political Correction.
@ph_hacker_d
@ph_hacker_d 4 года назад
Comedians are typically observers of the world. To observe and to be able to communicate your observations in a comedic way requires a brilliant understanding of the subject matter, as well as strong communication skills. Doing both at the same time conveys intelligence. Now throw in the ability to make that funny. And you’ve got 3/3 skills in conveying intelligence.
@matthewhowes2978
@matthewhowes2978 3 года назад
Because the truth is funny.
@Iloveyouallalittle
@Iloveyouallalittle 3 года назад
Because they all went to oxford or Cambridge
@Cryscorde
@Cryscorde 3 года назад
British comics no less.
@lizthatcher2586
@lizthatcher2586 Год назад
This from an American "I’m a former New Yorker. I’ve only visited Canada, but lived in London for the past 25 years. In the States, if you have a good job, you can live very comfortably. But if you have a serious medical emergency or long term medical needs, this can bankrupt you, you can lose your home & be very poor. For average workers, the medical insurance is very difficult as the insurance is very expensive and on top of that, you have to co-pay. And many can’t get insurance because of pre-existing issues. In the UK, medical care is free, doesn’t matter about your past history ... the taxes we pay towards it is less than what people pay in the States for their insurance. People never have to worry about being homeless because of ongoing medical problems. Whenever I go back to New York to visit, I’m a bit shocked at how very poor many people are there - compared to London. In the UK, if you are working, but not able to afford rent, the government will pay towards your rent. It may not cover all the rent, but it helps. If you have children & don’t earn enough in your job, the government will top up your earnings so you are above the poverty line. If you are unemployed, your unemployment benefits won’t stop as long as you are actively looking for work & attending the skills meetings. And if you do accept a job, but it doesn’t pay well, the government will top it up to make sure you are earning what they consider to be the minimum needed to live on. My high-earning son had the opportunity to work for his company in the States, but he realised he has a much better safety net here in the UK for his family. It felt too much of a risk for him to have to pay for medical insurance for his family when it isn’t even guaranteed that it will pay for certain things. The only thing I don’t like about living in the UK is the weather. But everything else, in my personal opinion, leads for a better quality of life.
@alastairwalls8445
@alastairwalls8445 4 года назад
Let's get Al Murray, Danny Dyer, Jason Statham and Tom Hardy in a film together
@Thorny5718
@Thorny5718 4 года назад
Ali Walls not Danny Dyer mate he’s a luvvie lefty twat , talks a good game.
@thewomble1509
@thewomble1509 4 года назад
@@Thorny5718 yep, total cockney wanker.
@georgeday9852
@georgeday9852 4 года назад
And Eddie hearn
@chebbolldob9454
@chebbolldob9454 4 года назад
Add Jimmy Carr
@MarshallLore
@MarshallLore 4 года назад
yew fackin wot?
@Byerly2k20
@Byerly2k20 4 года назад
"Oh, great,Britain." Had me dead!
@petercross3984
@petercross3984 11 месяцев назад
Hahahaha
@markfox1545
@markfox1545 4 месяца назад
It really didn't. That's a ridiculous thing to say.
@alexyp8990
@alexyp8990 4 года назад
How patriotic will you make him? God: yes!
@smiggy5768
@smiggy5768 4 года назад
I've heard many of these jokes before, but he's still good
@mowvu5380
@mowvu5380 4 года назад
this is pretty old itself pal.
@reallukekew4702
@reallukekew4702 4 года назад
@@mowvu5380 sexy
@lordjoemott1683
@lordjoemott1683 4 года назад
Mow Vu you must’ve like it, again, to watch the vid, pal
@mowvu5380
@mowvu5380 4 года назад
@@lordjoemott1683 i do like it. i love it! still old and still very very good.
@lordjoemott1683
@lordjoemott1683 4 года назад
Mow Vu good man
@arnoldscully8906
@arnoldscully8906 4 года назад
One of the best comedians in the history of humankind.
@william6682
@william6682 2 месяца назад
You mean better than Boris Johnson? Surely not.
@EndoClaw
@EndoClaw Год назад
“Honestly as long as the French loss something I’m happy”-British foreign policy for all of history.
@agamemnonhatred
@agamemnonhatred 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂After 1707 maybe.
@iainhughes6637
@iainhughes6637 4 года назад
For the first time in years I’ve laughed at a comedian...
@saintjude8029
@saintjude8029 4 года назад
You need to get out more mate or start paying your Internet bill on time lol
@thedude9014
@thedude9014 4 года назад
Gammon?
@yingguoshidifu7894
@yingguoshidifu7894 4 года назад
Because it isn't biased, patronising tripe, disguised as political 'comedy' for the first time in years?
@yingguoshidifu7894
@yingguoshidifu7894 4 года назад
@Gggg well done on not understanding that art is subjective. Only difference between you and him is that he has a special that you're commenting on and you just have a shit, ignorant comment. Pathetic, unloved trolls are a bore.
@okoromarvelous4986
@okoromarvelous4986 4 года назад
So funny man
@mgz_lxw4492
@mgz_lxw4492 4 года назад
My mate is genuinely like this
@MemeGang420
@MemeGang420 4 года назад
Wish I was mates with your mate.
@Anthony-pl2hk
@Anthony-pl2hk 4 года назад
"Britain are the master minds of war, we haven't lost in 1000 years!" "Why is it called great Britain?"
@rg2932
@rg2932 4 года назад
E dovete ringraziare gli vostri padroni Americani se no la 2 guerra mondiale la vincevate col c...o!
@liamadams5064
@liamadams5064 4 года назад
@@rg2932 wut?
@redjupiter2236
@redjupiter2236 4 года назад
The founding fathers have entered the chat.
@frelted6744
@frelted6744 4 года назад
we havent lost a single war ever. we dont talk about the one that started america or anything. never happened, we're too perfect to have lost.
@frelted6744
@frelted6744 4 года назад
Giver and Receiver ?
@lewdogzombies
@lewdogzombies 4 года назад
I could listen to this guy all day 😂😂😂
@johnmaxnodiff5875
@johnmaxnodiff5875 3 года назад
PMT : Potteries Motor Transport, was an old bus company in Stoke on Trent.
@kieranpotter1483
@kieranpotter1483 3 года назад
Great Britain : "great its Britain" 😂😂
@kasenwalker874
@kasenwalker874 4 года назад
This guy reminds me of Alphie solomons from Peaky Blinders
@clarriott5
@clarriott5 4 года назад
Al Murray looning about on stage making outrageous statements makes me laugh so much.
@clarriott5
@clarriott5 4 года назад
I didn't say it was wrong to be patriotic in my comment i didn't mention that at all.
@jamess6961
@jamess6961 4 года назад
Britain just decided,.,.,for the third time.! categorically to put the Great back into it. Let’s hope comedians accept this, and revert to being funny again.!
@FR-eu3ch
@FR-eu3ch 4 года назад
There's nowt great about austerity
@FR-eu3ch
@FR-eu3ch 4 года назад
@jon jon Corbyn wasn't advocating for austerity policies you dunce
@jamess6961
@jamess6961 4 года назад
jon jon Fancy going for a pint of his tears 😂
@FR-eu3ch
@FR-eu3ch 4 года назад
@jon jon Corbyn's policies weren't that far left at all, but crack on mate
@FR-eu3ch
@FR-eu3ch 4 года назад
@jon jon point to a single policy in Labour's manifesto that you could reasonably describe as a communist policy
@TheGuvnorsGameZone
@TheGuvnorsGameZone 4 года назад
ALL HAIL TO THE ALE!
@markweston216
@markweston216 4 года назад
And welcome the wine. For the ladies
@KillTehBane
@KillTehBane 4 года назад
Now The point is...
@jgilly3362
@jgilly3362 4 года назад
ERM you ain't no British at all you sausage
@EleanorPeterson
@EleanorPeterson 4 года назад
I'll have my wine in a pint glass, please. A proper bloody English pint glass with a proper bloody handle and a chunky pattern on it, not one of those crappy modern straight things. Stackable? Dishwasher safe? My arse. ;-)
@chrisferris7234
@chrisferris7234 4 года назад
TheGuvnorsGameZone And a glass of white wine or a fruit based drink, for the ladies! 😂
@TheLifeOfDan1
@TheLifeOfDan1 4 года назад
Bloody love this country 🇬🇧
@1969cmp
@1969cmp 4 года назад
Great Britain has a lot to be proud of. Such as birthing Australia.
@perperson199
@perperson199 4 года назад
Greatest country ever 🇬🇧
@perperson199
@perperson199 4 года назад
@British Teeth ?
@perperson199
@perperson199 4 года назад
@David McDonald Hahahaha. No
@PhoeniX199777
@PhoeniX199777 4 года назад
@British Teeth Among the top countries in terms of teeth health but ok
@maxjones503
@maxjones503 4 года назад
Can't go wrong with solid material like this.
@dominicgriffiths5732
@dominicgriffiths5732 4 года назад
@Gggg ahh i could tell you were Irish without even looking at your picture. Hating on Britain for no other reason than we are better looking smarter and more athletic older brother. Whilst mummy ignores you and you grew resentful of us.
@dominicgriffiths5732
@dominicgriffiths5732 4 года назад
@Gggg so u have the iq of a goldfish then?
@maxjones503
@maxjones503 4 года назад
@Gggg Up the 'RA!
@OnlyGrafting
@OnlyGrafting 4 года назад
@Gggg IRA are terrorists. You must like Corbyn as well eh?
@jay70328
@jay70328 4 года назад
@Gggg It's a pity your "phenomenal education system" couldn't teach you how to spell
@TheDough19
@TheDough19 3 года назад
This giys always pop up on my RU-vid. Love it when comedians are well educated and funny. This guy is awsome
@gicking3898
@gicking3898 Год назад
That last sentence!!@!!! He is fantastic! Chaotic, yet everything makes sense
@JEDR_MUSIC
@JEDR_MUSIC 4 года назад
The best thing is his “yeah”, “heh” and “oh” between the line
@seanohaimheirgin1047
@seanohaimheirgin1047 4 года назад
Same reason Robin Hood's friend was called Little John
@Sk-tb7kt
@Sk-tb7kt 4 года назад
If you could read you'd be amazed at what's in the history books
@lloydcoe9680
@lloydcoe9680 4 года назад
@@Sk-tb7kt You German?
@yingguoshidifu7894
@yingguoshidifu7894 4 года назад
@@Sk-tb7kt If you're insinuating he can't read, why are you writing to him?
@CeluiEtSeul
@CeluiEtSeul 4 года назад
What?
@renditioners
@renditioners 4 года назад
Around the time of Robin Hood mostly French was still spoken so perhaps it would have been petty jean(little John) zis izz row bean 'ood,
@jamesnichol2183
@jamesnichol2183 Год назад
His satirical wit is brilliant!!🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@knvxxx
@knvxxx 3 года назад
When the football coach is also the history teacher
@pianoman1894
@pianoman1894 2 года назад
Is no one gonna mention that amazing belt buckle he has on?
@thelardking3678
@thelardking3678 4 года назад
God damn alot of people dont understand sarcasm.
@be.stoic1985
@be.stoic1985 4 года назад
"the clock goes tik tok not tiiik toook" hahaha
@jackboggis270
@jackboggis270 4 года назад
That Garry bloke looks like Jay from the inbetweeners
@colinh9813
@colinh9813 11 месяцев назад
As they say, it takes a wise man to act the fool, Al is a genius, God bless (who by the way is British)
@gibson3lespaul
@gibson3lespaul 4 года назад
So I guess I'll be the nerd... It is called Great Britain, because it is a wrong translation from latin. The name in latin was Britannia Maior. Maior (sometimes written major) can be translated into great or big, but it can also be translated as upper, and it this case this was the real meaning of the phrase. So Brittania Maior means Upper Britain, as opposed to Britania minor, which is, of course, lower Britain. Lower Britain is today known as Brittany, or in french Bretogne. So, these terms were used by French rulers, following the conquest ofWilliam the Conqueror (in France known by his french and real name: Guillaume le Conquérant) to distinguish Brittany (or Bretagne) from Britain. So, when good people that we today know as Brits took control of the island known today as the Great Britain back from the Frenchies, they decided they will translate latin name Brittania Maior to Great Britain, rather than Upper Britain. Voila! P.S. I agree it's great :) All of it...
@EleanorPeterson
@EleanorPeterson 4 года назад
Thanks, perfessah. That's great. It's a purely geographical distinction, denoting the largest/greatest landmass/island/whatever of several dozen crummy little ones. Yes, yes, yes. We know. Do you want mayonnaise on your archipelago? But it's fun to suggest otherwise because it winds people from the States RIGHT up, and that's always good for a laugh. "We can't call it great, buddy, because it's un-Constitutional and it makes us feel bad, so we'll call it Little Englandshire because it's tiny and it really sucks." Sounds reasonable to me. I think the term 'great' can only mean 'terrific and wonderful and BIG and BEST and NUMBER ONE' in the USA (hence the constellation Ursa Major becomes 'the Big Bear', not 'the Greater Bear', and Canis Major is just some dumb ol' pooch - the 'bigger' and not the 'greater' of two; and the poor old Plough becomes 'a Big Ladle-Type-Spoony-Thing'). The Great Lakes, however, are Jolly Super and actually Awfully Expansive. I expect Emperor Nero Trumphole will want to rename the USA: 'The Great United States of Great America, Greatest and Best and Biggest Nation For Ever And Ever, Like for Infinity, You Know, Plus One, No Returns, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah'. Even though Canada is far greater, North America-wise. Bigger, I mean. Or do I?
@robbiesuggy8579
@robbiesuggy8579 4 года назад
gibson3lespaul all that for a couple of likes your very sad
@JD-re3cj
@JD-re3cj 4 года назад
Elli P it is called Great Britain because it is the unified , united countries of the British isles and wasn’t referred to as ‘great’ Britain until the unification with Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧
@delboytrotter8806
@delboytrotter8806 4 года назад
gibson3lespaul ............que ?
@jackreilly335
@jackreilly335 4 года назад
Robbie Suggy lol hes sad for knowing the history of our countrys name well i guess am sad too for reading and learning something.
@TopNotch770
@TopNotch770 2 года назад
bloody brilliant mate!!!!
@markymark9176
@markymark9176 4 года назад
Love this guy :)
@him050
@him050 3 года назад
All the comments be like “LOL So funny how no ones gets this is satire.” There isn’t a single comment that I can see from someone not getting that this is satire
@matthewhowes2978
@matthewhowes2978 3 года назад
That thus?
@him050
@him050 3 года назад
@@matthewhowes2978 happy? Imagine pointing out typos 😂
@GregoryMcStevens
@GregoryMcStevens 3 года назад
I've seen plenty
@lordmogg-wright5467
@lordmogg-wright5467 3 года назад
@@GregoryMcStevens I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
@michaelreid1792
@michaelreid1792 3 года назад
sort them by latest
@bigearedmouse17
@bigearedmouse17 4 года назад
You cant fault his logic, This man is a national treasure.
@bigearedmouse17
@bigearedmouse17 4 года назад
@Gggg If i was joking i would have put lol at the end of treasure ?
@richarddawson2268
@richarddawson2268 4 года назад
@Gggg Of course you're Irish. Let me guess. Still hate us English because of the potato famine?? 🤦‍♂️
@richarddawson2268
@richarddawson2268 4 года назад
@Gggg The thing is.. the IRA is much more recent than hundreds of years ago 💁‍♂️ Just seems mind boggling that the Irish still hate the English from what happened hundreds of years ago and everyone involved/caused the incident is now dead. But hay ho, any excuse to hate the English apparently
@RF-et2kv
@RF-et2kv 4 года назад
i can do that 10 fold in breaking is idiotic claims
@neonghost7333
@neonghost7333 4 года назад
Gggg You couldn’t hold back from replying to this guy in order to start an argument all because he thinks a comedian is funny. Comedian... funny... If you’re trying to represent your country in some weird way then i suggest you stop embarrassing yourself. You resorted to name-calling so you could come out on top of the debate, calling the man a Neanderthal, but you just demonstrated your of intelligence (and probably a job).
@TristanTzara100
@TristanTzara100 26 дней назад
This is hilarious. I'd forgotten just how funny and clever The Pub Landlord is. Of late you've become The Bloke From We Have Ways of Making You Talk, so it's good to be reminded of your day job! (love that podcast by the way!)
@funDAYsmiling
@funDAYsmiling 4 года назад
He’s genius-truly!
@zestobrandino
@zestobrandino 4 года назад
Take a shot every time he says Great Britain
@physics-guy3164
@physics-guy3164 4 года назад
I swear I wont get political: *8minutes later*
@pepela8214
@pepela8214 4 года назад
I'm gonna *totally* ruin the joke here and give a cool fact: The reason Great Britain is called that is because of the French province of Brittany. In the Medieval era it used to be an independent kingdom so the "Great" was put before it to differentiate between the 2 places: Britain and Brittany!
@samkhodr9975
@samkhodr9975 4 года назад
ok buddy.
@JackR772
@JackR772 3 года назад
Boring twat
@Swift-mr5zi
@Swift-mr5zi 3 года назад
no
@Swift-mr5zi
@Swift-mr5zi 3 года назад
wrong
@Swift-mr5zi
@Swift-mr5zi 3 года назад
Great Britain is called 'great' because its the largest island in the British isles
@ahmadtarek7763
@ahmadtarek7763 4 года назад
I love how he said the metric units were smaller and thus, worse, but the acre is better than a meter cos there's more of it. Yes I know it's satire but it's still funny as fuck.
@nicksmith7552
@nicksmith7552 4 года назад
Don’t anyone tell my old lady she came up short hey !
@darrenyoung001
@darrenyoung001 4 года назад
Nelson's ship was,is HMS Victory...!!!
@PaulfromChicago
@PaulfromChicago 4 года назад
I'm an ignorant American whose knowledge of British history starts and ends at Blackadder and even I know that.
@Noneofyourbusiness-rq9jq
@Noneofyourbusiness-rq9jq 4 года назад
PaulfromChicago lord nelson had 27 ships The flag ship was called victory captained by Thomas masterman hardy You won’t get that from black adder
@PaulfromChicago
@PaulfromChicago 4 года назад
@@Noneofyourbusiness-rq9jq I doubt Nelson commanded 27 ships. A quick review of my copy of a Trafalgar Companion reveals Nelson commanded: Little Lucy, which is a tender and doesn't count as a command Badger, which was a brig sloop and not a ship Hinchenbroke 1 Janus 2 Albemarle 3 Boreas 4 Agamemnon 5 Diadem 6 as commodore. We'll assume the lower rank commodore without a captain underneath him, so this still counts Diadem 7 as commodore Captain 8 as commodore La Minerve 9 as commodore Back to Captain, which is already counted. Nelson is then promoted to Rear Admiral (of the Blue). At this point he no longer commands ships, but rather squadrons.
@Noneofyourbusiness-rq9jq
@Noneofyourbusiness-rq9jq 4 года назад
PaulfromChicago never said he commanded them all Did it take you 24 hours to research all that lol He was in charge some way or another of 27 ships in total Fact
@Noneofyourbusiness-rq9jq
@Noneofyourbusiness-rq9jq 4 года назад
PaulfromChicago just google how many ships lord nelson was in charge of and it the first thing that comes up You can’t be that stupid
@sino9627
@sino9627 3 года назад
Excellent
@oluwahefner4194
@oluwahefner4194 4 года назад
He can grow hair ? :o
@welshgit
@welshgit 4 года назад
Yeah, he was interviewed once and said it was a bit of a pain having to shave his head for his 'pub landlord' character! Maybe he's finally got fed up of doing it!
@iaincaillte3356
@iaincaillte3356 4 года назад
Paris Mean Time - only works 24 hours a week and gets a month off once a year. Mon Dieu, c'est la blague!
@aaronstorey9712
@aaronstorey9712 4 года назад
how the yellow vest protest going
@delboytrotter8806
@delboytrotter8806 4 года назад
John Lost ........la britain c'est formidable.......qui?
@iaincaillte3356
@iaincaillte3356 4 года назад
@@delboytrotter8806 ...mais bien sur...
@iaincaillte3356
@iaincaillte3356 4 года назад
Gren Itch Mean Time - goes on the dole then votes for Brexit. Please no trollish comments, this is humor.
@hughneek12
@hughneek12 4 года назад
The reason Great Britain is called Great Britain: The name Britanny was used by the Europeans for this land, the word means "the place where tin is obtained," as the europeans from ancient times used to obtain that metal from the Cornish tin mines. The reason this land is called "Great Britain" is because the ancient French called this land "Great Britanny" as this island is the larger of the two islands, Britain and Ireland. They named the island of Ireland "West Brittany." (You can tell I'm something of a geek, can't you?)
@valleycommando6089
@valleycommando6089 4 года назад
Hugh Neek yes you’re a GEEK
@JackR772
@JackR772 4 года назад
If you are a Greek tell us about the Island called Lesbos, much more interesting
@xaceptic1759
@xaceptic1759 4 года назад
Nah its because its at the center of the earth mate.
@XRP212
@XRP212 4 года назад
@@xaceptic1759 nah it's the centre of the map, but the "kaabah" is situated exactly at the centre of the earth
@mattz2350
@mattz2350 3 года назад
Perfect
@harrygreenaway8003
@harrygreenaway8003 3 года назад
One of my favourite comedians. Fucking brilliant
@josearqco
@josearqco 4 года назад
Twelve inches or ten centimeters!! XD
@michaelawford7325
@michaelawford7325 3 года назад
Very Funny, I like him, although the meaning of Great at the time of creating the Union was just Big or Large, like Greater London including the suburbs. Also as a surveyor I’m bloody glad we went metric. Americans stayed with the Imperial system and see what happened to them 😂😂
@donaldpaterson5827
@donaldpaterson5827 2 года назад
Rubbish, as someone who was fortunate enough to be brought up in the Imperial system I can assure you that once learned it’s a lot, lot easier to manipulate.
@michaelawford7325
@michaelawford7325 2 года назад
@@donaldpaterson5827 If you prefer the Imperial semi duodecimal system good luck to you, I was also brought up with miles yards feet inches furlongs fluid oz lbs ozs farthings cwts tons pints quarts gallons shillings half crowns sixpenny, acres, guineas, etc. As a chartered surveyor making a living manipulating dimensions and values the day we decimalised was a godsend !
@donaldpaterson5827
@donaldpaterson5827 2 года назад
Hi Michael, I suspect your a lot younger than I am. I’m 75 now and spent my formative years working in imperial as an engineer. I still have to convert metric to imperial to have a feel for it. When working out a calculation in imperial I always had an intuition if it was right or wrong, not so with metric. In addition in fastenings we went from BSW, BSF, BA,BSP and BSPF and many more to the Unified series (combination of U.K. and US threads thought to be required after WW2) followed shortly after by Metric. It may just be that what you learn in your youth, you pick up easier and retain. Anyway Im happy that what has been a pain for me has benefited someone.
@n1thecaptain965
@n1thecaptain965 Год назад
"It's three point *_threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee_* " "That's not a number, it's a fuckin mosquito" My favourite part of this sketch
@darrenhutchinson5435
@darrenhutchinson5435 4 года назад
Brilliant
@jeffreyoneill6439
@jeffreyoneill6439 4 года назад
I appreciate your response. Being a builder and engineer I see the ease of the metric system but I happen to love fractions and see the things that can be done with then that can’t with metrics. I am probably wrong, but passionate. Please just allow me that. Thank’s mate b
@samkhodr9975
@samkhodr9975 4 года назад
fair enough.
@irw4350
@irw4350 3 года назад
builders = pass me that three by two mate. how much? oh about two metres.
@jeffreyoneill6439
@jeffreyoneill6439 4 года назад
It is not really satire regarding the metric system. I agree with him wholly. Of course, I could be wrong.
@dzello
@dzello 4 года назад
Well, the world would tell you that you are indeed wrong.
@gabrielr3390
@gabrielr3390 4 года назад
gillecroisd 92 NASA uses the metric system since 1990, just so you know
@TheMrcoolguy1998
@TheMrcoolguy1998 4 года назад
@@gabrielr3390 just brilliant
@ibookboyuk
@ibookboyuk 4 года назад
😊 Haahaaa! That was brilliant. 😊
@mjkickass08
@mjkickass08 3 года назад
You said it man
@ManlyPelican
@ManlyPelican 4 года назад
Lol at all the overly patriotic people in the comments not realising the joke is about them.
@kerryfry1857
@kerryfry1857 4 года назад
It's the correct answer. It's what Brexitards need to hear. But the joke is themselves.
@user-uq1fq6gs3i
@user-uq1fq6gs3i 4 года назад
Kerry Fry / Shutup about brexit. Get over it.
@kerryfry1857
@kerryfry1857 4 года назад
@@user-uq1fq6gs3i We can't get over it unfortunately.
@user-uq1fq6gs3i
@user-uq1fq6gs3i 4 года назад
Kerry Fry / Then you are a child. You cannot handle losing. Boo hoo, I voted against brexit as well but unlike you I’m not whining about it and bringing it up in whatever I say. Get over it you baby.
@kerryfry1857
@kerryfry1857 4 года назад
@@user-uq1fq6gs3i ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ANF_12_uwEc.html It's on going. People need to be aware of the damage that's coming. But feel free to ignore. Stay safe and take care.
@montyboon4127
@montyboon4127 3 года назад
Sad part is the french made a new calendar and there were 100 seconds a minute and 100 minutes per hour, and 10 hour days, they did this during the French revolution
@MackerelCat
@MackerelCat 3 года назад
He probably knows he’s an Oxford history graduate.
@Valen-xu2wy
@Valen-xu2wy 4 года назад
He convinced me!
@harryzero1566
@harryzero1566 3 года назад
I can never understand why the thumbs down! With Al Murray, there are no surprises, he Al ways makes me laugh and he's a very naughty 'boy'. The people who dont have enough red blood cells to get their thumbs up, almost certainly have 'other' difficulties.
@jackhi16urn27
@jackhi16urn27 4 года назад
Tbh metric units are so much easier
@MrDaiseymay
@MrDaiseymay 4 года назад
Regarding Scottish ''independence''?? The one question, that needs answering is, ( and it applies to the Irish too) Both having spent centuries fighting the English, and spilling all that blood, and, in the Scottish case, Scotland applying for union with England, for pure monetary reasons) How on earth can applying for 'independence'', be squared with being ruled totally, by a foreign state ( the E.U) with virtually NO POLITICAL FREEDOM, what so-ever?? Why do they think the UK majority wanted out?? and ,, WHY are the E.U criminals, fighting like hell to stop us? answer--OUR MONEY. Do the 'Independant'' Scots and Irish , have sufficient money to make good, our escape, monetarily? Someone, is going to have to make good the massive deficit.
@baylessnow
@baylessnow 4 года назад
Just think of all the Celtic NHS prescriptions England won't have to pay for once the Scots and possibly N.Irish jump ship. All we have to do then is pursuade the Welsh to put their hands into their pockets and pay for their own prescriptions and there's a shed load of cash saved straight away.
@shedendman
@shedendman 4 года назад
@@baylessnow Scotland wont have the money to be in the EU on their own
@keithbald5066
@keithbald5066 4 года назад
Philip Croft aye let the English pay for us. What a fanny. 😂😂😂😂
@subrosa7708
@subrosa7708 4 года назад
I am not a British, but I can answer. Cause British Empire was the greatest in world history and will be so. "Sun never set down in British soil." You British should appreciate your history. I understand comedy though...
@Lonestar24
@Lonestar24 4 года назад
Meh, the British Empire was a bit low effort though. Lots of empty land with just a flag in the soil, or filled with people that never knew they somehow became subjects of some euro monarch. The Mongols though, those were the real pros.
@callithowiseeit5806
@callithowiseeit5806 4 года назад
@@Lonestar24 Meh yeah man fuck all that acheivement n' sheeit
@russianbot3512
@russianbot3512 4 года назад
@@Lonestar24 isn't mongolia the most desolate country in the world
@anoopkl4u
@anoopkl4u 4 года назад
Sun never set down in British soil because even god couldnt trust the Brits in the dark one of the most Racist, cruel, oppressive loot empires on the world
@russianbot3512
@russianbot3512 4 года назад
@@anoopkl4u yeah I don't think you can find any empire that isnt all of those things
@maxxod1
@maxxod1 3 года назад
And here I thought it got its name from the Romans. I like his answers a lot more. 👏
@srivatsadamaraju1473
@srivatsadamaraju1473 Год назад
Something tells me he’s not gonna be this fiery if he comes to India 😂. Love the energy tho, satire done just right!
@petercross3984
@petercross3984 11 месяцев назад
Why not?
@TheJewishCamel
@TheJewishCamel 3 года назад
No one: Some EDL member at 5am in a kitchen:
@mallardofmodernia8092
@mallardofmodernia8092 3 года назад
Dont give em compliments they wish they could be this funny or educated
@mikeycraig8970
@mikeycraig8970 3 года назад
The EDL don't exist anymore you, muppet. Keep up. By the way, what garbled and nonsensical meaning did your comment have?
@TheJewishCamel
@TheJewishCamel 3 года назад
@@mikeycraig8970 funny, why you crying
@mikeycraig8970
@mikeycraig8970 3 года назад
@@TheJewishCamel So, as well not being able to write a coherent sentence you also have problems reading them too? My answer was informative, to aid that big gap in your (scant) knowledge. There was no 'crying'.
@TheJewishCamel
@TheJewishCamel 3 года назад
@@mikeycraig8970 shuddup you dork🤣 no one cares how smart you can sound on a keyboard go find somet to use your big brain for usefully
@gavendoesRON
@gavendoesRON 3 года назад
loving how there's '1997' in the background and most people not knowing thats when the british empire lost its last colony
@tombrown3355
@tombrown3355 3 года назад
Falklands?
@gavendoesRON
@gavendoesRON 3 года назад
@@tombrown3355 no, hong kong
@kommag2763
@kommag2763 3 года назад
@@gavendoesRON No, I think he means the British still have a colony, the Falklands. 1997 just marked the end of the British empire.
@HistoryTracks1943
@HistoryTracks1943 11 месяцев назад
Tbh, there used to be 10 months in a year, apparently In order to synchronise the calendar with the lunar year, the Roman king Numa Pompilius added 2 more months, January and February
@petrolhead1077
@petrolhead1077 4 года назад
Ironic timing...
@reinhardsmirnofsky2507
@reinhardsmirnofsky2507 4 года назад
'Great' timing ;)
@jamess6961
@jamess6961 4 года назад
Hopefully comedy will become funny again.
@Charles2k
@Charles2k 4 года назад
@@jamess6961 wdym BBC comedy with Loyiso Gola, Jamali Maddix and Romesh Ranganathan are really funny. Bring back Jim Davidson
@diegobrandotheworld580
@diegobrandotheworld580 4 года назад
You could split it £3.33 each and put 1 in the charity pot
@georgebuller1914
@georgebuller1914 3 года назад
Unless these audience 'feeds' are 'plants' then this guy must be a genius! Such rapid responses!
@ctykckcktyvc7558
@ctykckcktyvc7558 3 года назад
You only book tickets in the first few rows if you want to be on tv and answer question
@golagaz
@golagaz Год назад
3:31 lol "...put the sausage down..."
@josephrichards1396
@josephrichards1396 4 года назад
IT IS NOT SERIOUS JESUS
@Tridhos
@Tridhos 4 года назад
Joseph Richards I think judging from the comments some people think this was a lecture, the guy is a comedian and I think he is hilarious.
@jgilly3362
@jgilly3362 4 года назад
@@Tridhos but alot of it is true that's the funniest part
@barniestormer6698
@barniestormer6698 4 года назад
TED just rang him
@V4DP
@V4DP 4 года назад
When they revisit Blackadder Mr Murray should replace Stephen Fry. Great education disguised in art. Best of British. Well done for winning Wimbledon as well while the Swiss watch 😂✌️☝️👌
@samkhodr9975
@samkhodr9975 4 года назад
Are they going to "revisit" Blackadder, (captain) Darling?
@edwardezako8537
@edwardezako8537 3 года назад
He is real life!
@nicolas-bw8du
@nicolas-bw8du Год назад
He's hilarious! One of the best! You can't beat British humor! Hi from a froggie but who gives a toss??? 😀👀
@dcmastermindfirst9418
@dcmastermindfirst9418 2 месяца назад
Humour*
@LotarL31
@LotarL31 4 года назад
So 4" or 12". Tough choice. LMAO!
@mlee6050
@mlee6050 4 года назад
3.94”! I know what that is but too scared to know 12” and I not know if I am a guy to find out (if tied up), know first as of my friend lol
@stephenbrady1322
@stephenbrady1322 4 года назад
Nelson did sail on HMS Invincible he left Great Yarmouth to join the Baltic Fleet
@Exiledk
@Exiledk 4 года назад
*sail...
@stephenbrady1322
@stephenbrady1322 4 года назад
@@Exiledk thank you for correcting my spelling I never noticed before
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic 10 месяцев назад
4:41 not enough room on the calendar for that. 10 days in a week.
@kaiserwaffle7896
@kaiserwaffle7896 3 года назад
This guys like my brother Once people start laughing he starts sending pointless jokes
@jerry1dc
@jerry1dc 4 года назад
I wish I was smart enough to understand this.
@evantaylor2938
@evantaylor2938 4 года назад
Firstly I was a bit off this but I like it a fair bit more now, it’s actually really funny
@kareemshivers3534
@kareemshivers3534 Год назад
That belt 🤣🤣🤣
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic 2 года назад
2:58 we put the line there because we are in charge
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