Why Switzerland is the Safest Place if WW3 Ever Begins 

*so me when the only team i can choose is trash and loosing*

That’s me in CSGO.

Nice one!

Ah shit. I have to wait!

😂😂😂

And who live there to be invade. Penguins?

@@resilientgaming4443 the russians and americans and germans penguins

Global Warming: Am I A Joke To You

And Iceland??

Sweden - im clearly superior

Tommy Shelby 😂

Isnt war always hopeless? both sides suffer heavy losses and for what?

@@pilot7350 not really. Yes the losses would be mutual but in now way it would be equal, it depends on how good your attack or defence is.

@@john.doe_0007 dosent matter how much or how few both sides lose in that sense

@@pilot7350 so we should just surrender if someone attacks? Bro I'm all for peace and no war but come on this is the real world, there's war everywhere

Ww2 got a mobilisation too man...

you also forgot ww1 when france wanted to flank germany through switzerland

They're gonna build mountains just so they can build more bunkers

Switzearth

Racist

Destr0yed why racist?

WW3 huh, sorry nuke winter will kill all anyway, you cant survive with radiation food n water

well, you have to play your cards right if you want to protect your citizens

Its called specatator mode ;)!

this is not a game

We’re not in fortnite rn

pubg days

Isso

hahaha

Don't you mean chocolate? 😁

Chocolate, not popcorn, it's chocolate. That's why we are so smart 😋

You copied my comment

OoOooOf

*head shot*

Lol

Quickscope

musix it’s a tactical rock

Bro same💀

vicast115 pulls the bomb out of that bridge

It's the Joesph Joestar of Europe.

*puts shotgun in pants* Yes I have big trick for you, bully

vicast115 kek?

* H o t e l ? * * T R I V A G O ! *

Napoleon:about that........

@@ryanred1525 tecnically it was the french giacobin government to occupy switzerland, not napoleon!

Nice pfp

@@caviar_consumer thanks

Africa also

Not really. Switzerland has imposed sanctions on Russia.

Liechtenstein is sandwiched by Switzerland and Austria

Lololol

In fact switzerland accidently marched in to lichtenstein 3 times.

Liechenstein wasn't that historically aggresive. Edit:- I mean Liechtenstein, sorry :)

Poor little Liechtenstein

Switzerland: Don't worry you have me

Switzerland and Lichtenstein have a joined army, the currency used in Lichtenstein also is the swiss franc. Lichtenstein has his own governement thats right but economicaly they are joined as one.

MusicIsMyAdicction completely different culture though, they speak different languages

​@@KaZeGamingOnYT different dialect of the same language yes the official language in Lichtenstein is german. Austria and Luxembourg also have german as official language. And in Switzerland we have 4 official languages =).

MusicIsMyAdicction ah that’s interesting. i remember that Luxembourg people spoke Luxembourgish, and coulda sworn that Liechtenstein spoke Liechtensteinish or something😅 i’m from a very uninformed part of the US and i’m trying to learn every country and language, thanks for the help !

LMAO

Exactly

/gamemode 3

lol

Fr3aks33 Gaming I am from Switzerland too.

You got that wrong. No, nobody takes interest in the mountains, but the reason to conquer switzerland would be 100% to have a better position to get into other countries. It's surrounded by france, italy, germany, austria, liechtenstein. Having this land would mean a tremendous advantage. Now what was it about those mountains then? Yeah well. Good fucking luck getting over those Mountains. They are in themselfs quite an obstacle. Combine that with a redicolous amount of military buildings (and in case of war: presence) means, that getting in there is kinda like a suicide mission. Country would be highly benefitial in tactics, but not anywhere near worth the losses it would take to invade it. So folks would rather go around.

@@sagichdirdochnicht4653 I honestly see it as a disadvantage. Being surrounded by all those countries and they form an alliance against you... Would rather be on the border of the continent so there’s less fronts to worry about. So it doesn’t collapse on itself.

@@mokushmasmo6009 lol no. First they are a fortress all around. Even combined it is hard to conquer this land. More importantly : Switzerland doesn't have enemies. They are rich, but that's finite, no rare earth, oil or anything else. There is no way all the surrounding countries would brother up to take over Swiss. It. Especially since before the European union ALL countries except Switzerland were to occupied beating each other. It's impossible those countries form an alliance to go to war. Switzerland is honestly the last country that is ever gonna be conquered.

@@sagichdirdochnicht4653 first of all ,sorry for my english not my first language. Just a small correction: Yes, in Switzerland we don't have any petrol or rare earth, but ther is somthing we have, that may interest other country one day. Water, clean fresh water. If humanity keep fu..up the planet like that, Switzerland is going to be one of the last coutry in europe (if not the last) with clean water. acctually our army is curently train to defend our border agains invasion in case of water penury.

@@sagichdirdochnicht4653 We understand it has great tactical value, but they are bunkered down like hell anyway. They are very strong. One in four Swiss citizens have firearms, meaning you would face resistance in almost every house. The mountains make it nearly impossible to transport tanks and other vehicles without using roads, where the Swiss could easily ambush you. The Swiss land is of great tactical value. But it would take as much or more energy to take it then it would take your enemy to take it back.

"THE QUIET ONE"

The Swiss, a sleeping Giant that NO ONE wants to wake up ;D

Switzerland is the person who enjoy watching fights at school

Yes, Yes we are

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Hahaha

I am big fan of Carlos volpe..born in Venezuela raised in USA

Im not Switzerland

Volpe Where Are You lol I have a friend like that

ww3 beginns switzerland: *activates cheat codes*

*SPECTATOR MODE ACTIVATED*

It turns into a bat

@@bilalthefighter829 You deserve more likes

@@giatu1 Thanks

I just thinked about safety and I realised that *radioactive clouds*

...not necessarily, roasting sounds like an attack. More like the quiet, friend-less kid who is the one to act the calmest in a lockdown, and has indefinitely stocked extra money, drinks and sandwiches in his bag.

A kid that beats up anyone anywhere if he has to

that was exactly me back in school. makes sense, since i am swiss.

haha 🇨🇭

or ends up killing the whole class

facts homie

Actually Switzerland is supporting Ukraine so the best choice is africa

@@pogos3882 no one is comming to my africa.

Sadly no place is safe. If no nukes kills you, you could die by a drunk driver, a jealous neighbor or worker or relative, car accident, natural disaster or nature,disease/cancer or freak accident. Lots different possibilities..no matter where you.

@@carlosv5516 Brain eating Ameoba 97% death rate immune to most anti biotics if we wanna get sadistic lets bring out the big guns

What the heck ahahah

Ever heard of a thing called Bunker Buster Missiles...locating the bunker is the only challenge now for the enemy..

Ich bin zwar kein Schweizer aber mein freund schon

Hans Dampf That’s not a good idea :v

@@AldoHExse I wouldn´t be burried alive for the rest of my days. Believe me.

That's basically what the islamic empire did 14 hundred yeara ago. They had peace contracts and never started a war, UNLESS another country/kingdom or empire went against the contract or threatened the caliphate or its citizens (who were of multiple cultures and religions).

@@k.r.99 Not exactly, how it is anymore. I doubt, it was that at any point.

yeah it's like those girls on reality shows that say "i dont start a fight but i'll damn sure finish it" or whatever lol

@@k.r.99 no doubt.

@@k.r.99 Biggest joke I've ever heard. I guess the huge territories that you stole from byzantine empire and Spain was all because they stupidly declared war on you a hundred times without realizing that they lost half their territory.

Perfection

@@noobo569 noob

Ok... @@sirgianurwyler1772

You can watch your neighboors while they playing war

Soviet Union heb doch eifach s muul es isch nid luschtig

Same

Is RU-vid Trying to get us to move :O

@@stroblox3292 it’s just bcz of Ww3 in title

The C0Rvex W O K E

Real Shit grad es Quöllfrisch dezue

The C0Rvex you watch cowbelly don't you?

The C0Rvex ii

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Nibble LMFAOOO

😂😂😂

Pizza Cookie We gotta spread the word then don’t we, someone make Switzerland WW3 posters

From 8 Million People to 1000 000 00 People

Nibble my Day was just made 😹😹

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TheScientificAsian i heard a story of them marching for war with about 87 man, returning with 88. Cause a Italian joined them😂😂

duncan schrijvershof actually I think they started with 80 soldiers and returned with 81

TriggeredPianist yeah could be, heard the story a long time ago

lol

Hehe, switzerland invaded Liechtenstein 10 - 15 years ago, no joking. Liechtenstein is under the guard of switzerland, but we never enter the country. It happend by accident and gave both sides a laugh

Poor Liechtenstein

Switzerland cares about Lichtenstein, they even 'invaded' it around 10 years ago

Handsome Beluga Whale i think i don't get what you are saying. Switzerland never has 'invaded' Liechtenstein...

@@jeffreykleeven i mean, swiss soldiers got lost in liechtenstein's woods but its still the military so it did get invaded

Your name tells me that you are from arab country, not Linchtenstein

i think all the explosives have been removed in like 2014, since the threat of the cold war was long over

I didn't know of bombs till this day! i live in swittzerland for over 17 years now! O_0

I dont think nukes care about the bridge..

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha so dumb it’s Swissterland not Switzeland

Liechtenstein :can i have some or do u forgot i existed

Sure you can, Luxembourg.

@@YTDeepshock liechtenstein :WHYYYYYYY!

I want to GO TO HERE

Let’s be real, if world war 3 starts there won’t be a Switzerland anymore.

Yes they always forget us☹️

Actually, yes

@@indorilrementer4656 nöd trurig si :( mier hend eu immerno gern🇨🇭❤ :D

I was waiting for someone to say this

@@indorilrementer4656 us? Ur not liechtensteinish

I was literally thinking of comenting that when I read the one above yours then I looked underneath and saw yours lol

You have seen the future

kablooeeeey

Swiss soldiers at a distance: run away mothafucka imma bang this!

@@nauuwgtx LOL

@Johannes A new soldier: *I wonder what this button do*

@@jake_idk09 LoL

We are also supporting the emergency medical services btw

@@OohDumm the bad thing is that the medical system use more the military aid and less of the medical personel in Switzerland

the swiss did not mobilize troops in world WW2

@@qmp9422 idk if you didn't read my comment correctly or not, I said EMERGENCY medical services (144), Which are the means paramedics. The OP already said that the military is supporting hospitals.

India and China having conflict: allow us to introduce ourselves

L0l

luiz cl raimund really?

Yeah. Also no, it isnt the safest place to go. Its cook islands

RU-vid 5 years after WWIII:this seems like a good time to recommend this.

*when* WWIII statrs? That's pessimistic

I think that the bunkers aren't really the main protection for Switzerland but the neutrality is. You don't need to fear an nuclear attack when nobody has a reasen to shoot at you.

Will be -20 to 50 degrees also so no food or live can grow for sustenance

@@felixalvarez446 Switzerland is no longer so neutral as it is supporting ukraine and imposing sanctions on russia. In addition, if a nuclear bomb explodes in France or Germany (which will be one of the main targets to hit in the event of World War 3) the radiation will easily reach Switzerland, making it impossible to become a safe place in case of war.

@@RodrigoVasconcelos86 It will surely depend on the size of the bomb, the exact target and the wind situation which normally is that the wind is blowing to the east and north. So the possibility that high radiation levels are avoided is quite high.

@@disdonc6012 the explosion of a tsar bomb in paris or berlin will bring radiation to switzerland for sure, now imagine a blast in lyon or munich for example

DID THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN LMAOO

NO WAY!?😂😂😂

@@KingXChrono yes ._.

It's called the principle of neutrality and is used to mediate the regions in conflict instead of destroying each other until there's nothing more to protect :)

Acerbane yes

Single Ming0 😂😂😂

Single Ming0 Me: *looks at your comment* Comment: _If Switzerland is neutral, then why is the flag positive?_ 🤔 Me: 😂 *dies*

Because their first aid is nice

Brruuuuh

Omg get out😂

LoL

relatable

Aminath Afseena *Trump kills Iran general I’m an American citizen and trust me, not many people saw that coming

Aminath Afseena Iran has been on the US agenda since 2001. Former General Wesley (and others) confirmed this and list of 7 countries to attack or invade over 5 yrs. Iran was on the list. It was also 2018 agenda for Bilderberg meeting with the largest attendance in years incl representatives from the Catholic Church (been involved with war since Medici). Also Bolton has been quoted many times about a forced regime change in Iran and Middle East...where oil is.

this is madness!

hero junkie Switzerland doesn’t have a president we have a federal council of 7 which fills this responsibility, each being the head of one of the seven major departments of government.

edge21str ich denke er het das einfach so geschriebe das es alli verstönd

edge21str that’s why he put it in apostrophes

@@edge21str well we do have a president, Bundespräsident, maybe that's what he ment to say

We have no president

Brandon on Bass they are little brothers like Switzerland 2 tbh

I live in Liechtenstein it's pretty but small

You could go in and out of Liechtenstein without even noticing you've entered a country

@@GRiiZZ True

Yes

so sayeth sparta

Unless the gardener is Samwise Gamgee.

Can i use this, all the time. Even after i remember its from You.. can i make it My Saying sometimes? Would You gift me permession in peroetuity

Definitely read it as "garden in a warrior" at first ....

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Yakko Warner Jr. Switzerland and RealLifeLore: Why yes I am a joke to you

Luxembourg I’m I a joke to you

Ur right

Lichtenstein and Switzerland have a joined army so in case of war they stick together ;)

@@MusicIsMyAdicction tinys unite

Siberia:*has flashbacks Siberia: *laughs at switerzland Canada: *laughs at Siberia Siberia: *frowns

Russia and the USA joined the war the same year 1941 many say the USA joined late yet they did capture the first German city in WW2 the city of Aachen Germany on October 21st 1944 its very interesting and many Europeans especially the British mislead with all that “ the yanks joined late” yet they never say the Soviet Union joined late yet the Soviet Union joined the same year as the USA than they say will the Soviet Union supported allies from the beginning yet they didn’t they invaded Poland with Germany in 1939 but the USA was making ammunition and food and rifles for the British from the beginning also German generals criticize Hitler for declaring war on the USA for 1 its a ocean away and the Germans aren’t very good at naval warfare but they are good at land warfare but obviously they can’t get to the USA because of the Atlantic Ocean also japan was going to attack Siberia but they couldn’t really do that because they had to worry about the US navy and Marines also they didn’t really care for Europe which is good considering they beat Russia in 1905 it also cost the British their empire because of the Cold War the Americans just completely passed them to compete with us

More like switzerland joined the spec

Europe and Asia are continents. The USA is a country.

Switzerland were never in the chat

I think 'The Congress of Vienna (1810?)' asked them not to be a participant in war.

Now this is a good comment

Nice reference:)

Hamilton reference!

"You can't be serious."

CreativeUserName "you want to get ahead?" "Yes." "Fools who run their mouths all wind up dead."

Glenn Miesch same cause I’m Swiss too

But expensive.

C est un pays de lâche...

@@yaourt7444 parle mieux

@@thiagotresch6003 pas avec vous, vous êtes des lâches depuis longtemps, ça ne devrait plus vous étonner

Why would they

You’re Liechtenstein.

Albania pretty much has the exact same amount

@@thriller4630 Albania have 5.7 bunkers for every square kilometre wich means in total 750,000 bunkers

haha true

Poor Liechtenstein

Switzerland IS surrounded by Liechtenstein...you Einstein...😂😂😂

Ulrike Regina you don‘t get the joke 🤔

lukas No, the problem is: You can‘t tell a joke...😂😂😂

The Cold War: Switzerland sets up her military and booby traps and relaxes during and after the cold war

WW3: Switzerland *Watching TV in bunker*

@@finn.5667 only 1 guys die in Switzerland because of WW2

2020 WW3: watch memes

WW3: I'm everybody come to meeeeeee out nowhere:TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING

You'd be surprised to know how much would

@@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman Whoever does this is just fricking dumb. What would they even do if they blow up all their money. Your country is just dead after that.

@@BeIIeDelphine lets just say, their not going down alone There's every type of ppl in this world, as long as their ok, every thing can go to hell If their going down their going down with someone or something Basically suicide bomber

Donald trump?

@G3600_games I don't think thats how it works. If it would work than poor countries could just print money and be rich.

The_ Princess right. I love it too

I love its cheese and chocolate

Jeffro 2000 are must be talking about the us, they are the ones who infect other peoples countries with democracy

EmerBlox I am well aware of that, almost no system truly works

America could never

Lol

me😂

Me

Me

me I'm so scared

Ratio

Same

Indeed

Get your passport lad

Yes

Fast forward some days, Switzerland has sent war materials and been sided with Ukraine.

Switz is no longer neutral

how?

The last time they were at war was 1815 even when they were surrounded by the axis, they were neutral

@@DJPigeon1 they didn't joined any world war

Yup, happy to live in Swirzerland

ireland?

we are like the esports commentators

Be like Switzerland: WAtch all Wars, get Rich from these wars!

Not exactly. We had a civil war in 1847. After that we basically watched the world burn around us. Twice.

They must have popcorn machines in their bunkers

What is wrong with eating popcorn??