wish you were gay (but actually GAY) 

This is such a mood honestly, two lesbians sitting 5 feet apart at a coffee shop staring at each other and thinking the other one is straight

two girls looking the other way while sitting at a table together sums up lesbian flirting impeccably

"Writing poetry for girls I never got," I feel personally attacked

"i just kinda wish you were gay" - oh, i'm gay - i'm gay too and then, they married each other

When two femmes have a crush on each other: the musical

Historians: They were really good friends.

Lesbians really be sitting and staring at each other for hours in a coffee shop and still thinking "she's staring at me like a friend"

Billie Eilish: my song is so gay Keara: hold my gay

Me: *reads title* well now i MUST listen. Me: *listens* Me: ... Me: me too girl.

Producers: how gay do you want it? Keara: yes

*slides a $10 across the table* mAkE iT gAyEr

Lesbian: I love you Other lesbian: I love you too (Later): *but maybe she only meant it as friends-*

I’m bi and I work in a cafe, every a cute girl customer comes, I wish she was a little gay/bi. Today I literally forgot what I was doing cuz of some girl.

*slides nonexistent cash to producers* Make it gayer.

The ending kinda reminded me of One Day At a Time "ME GAY" "ME GAY TOO!"

Keara: “I’m so selfish” Marina: *”YES”*

"I am gay." "I'm gay, too." **does nothing** 👏🏽🌈✨LESBIANISM!✨🌈👏🏽

i hate it when people say 'you're too pretty to be gay.' makes me very mad.

Gay icons!!!! The production value?? The vocals?? The storytelling?? I’m obsessed with this 👏🏻

I love that “I’m so selfish” “ your so selfish”

if u were a booger id pick u FIRST ❤️thanks for singing w me love u!

Keara + white turtleneck = 🔥🔥🔥🔥 _(be still my little gay heart)_

"oH, i aM GaY" "i'M gAy tOo" SAME

lesbian 1: "I wish you were gay" lesbian 2: "I am gay" both: _they probably meant that in a friend way_

Gays, the struggle is real. Like, I almost fainted when I saw this cute girl in a cafe last summer. 5 friends pushing me to talk to her, my hands trembling, an almost trip over the table, a facebook exchange, texting while drunk the same night and a suprise date with her next morning and now we're still together and happy.

This song? - Perfect My eyes? - Crying My heart? - Broken Hotel? - Trivago

I already fell in love with the first girl but as soon as the second girl started singing I'm head over heels I'm gay for both, y'all are so beautiful

"oh I'm gay" "I'm gay too" My dream.

love that line "writing poetry for girls I never got" - it's really me honestly 😂

"I'm gay" "me too" Don't you wish it was that easy

Me:I just kinda wish you were gay. Crush:oh, I am gay😄 Me:😅

“writing poetry for girls i never got” oKaY LiStEN

Okay I can't be the only one thinking that she looks like Anne Hathaway! Also love the cover!

LYRICS sipping coffee at my spot a normal day or so i thought writing poetry fro girls i never got then you walked right through that door my pencil dropped onto the floor but it was too good to be true i’be been here before saw you standing in that cafe but all you did was look the other way wish i found the words i really wanted to say (mm) i just kinda wish you were gay everyday i see you there and i think we’d make a perfect pair but you busy doing work you probably don’t care i make my way across the room smelling the scent of your perfume i could stare at your lips all day and all afternoon saw you sitting there in that cafe but all you did was look the other way (other way) wish i found the words i really wanted to say i just kinda wish you were gay to spare my pride to give your lack of interest an explanation that im not your type baby im not your preferred sexual orientation im so selfish but you make me feel so helpless and i cant stand another day stand another day saw you sitting there in that cafe but all you did was look the other way wish i found the words i really wanted to say i just kinda wish you were gay

She's not working! She's writing you a poem! AHHHHHHH!!!!!

Me a Bisexual girl: **Sees a cute girl** She: **Smiles cutely at me** Me: *Sigh* don’t even get high hopes she’s probably straight 😔

The changes in the melody and the harmonies are so comforting

"Oh.. I am gay *laughs*" "I am gay too. *laughs*" now KISS BB

Lesbian making first move? Impossible

*shows this to my friends skeptic mom*. Her mom: This is.. A bit lesbian. Are you telling me something dear? Me: No no! I thought its just cute. Also me:*wearing an LGBTQ+ bracelet and necklace* *wearing a lesbian jerseay* I'M NOT GAY AT ALL.

Me: *sees a cute girl* her: *smile at me* me: IM SORRY AHHAHHABFEIGI BYE Update: it turned out she wasn’t smiling at me, it was a friend behind me 🙃 Double update: it wasn’t her friend, it was her boyfriend. Edit: hi, this happened a year ago, why does people still feel bad for me? This happens a bit too much for comfort lmfaooo

But i thought they were American

I sent this to my crush... guess who has a girlfriend now😊 Edit: WE WENT ON OUR FIRST DATE TO AN ART GALLERY!!!

"Gosh I wish I had a girlfriend" "Me too" .. "yeah anyway, see ya"

Billie Eillish Fans: Omg I wish you were gay should be the lgbtq+ anthem Actually Lgbtq+ People: But it’s about a heterosexual relationship- Billie Eillish Fans: Shhhhh...

AND I OOP- okay you are both *_AMAZING_* singers, but when Marina started singing i died

I have a habit of staring at the souls of people Now a boy thinks I like him! But I'm american

both of you are so talented and adorable !!! thanks for making my day 1000% better and gayer ajskskskkaksjskaslsjkskaka !!!!!

sipping coffee at my spot a normal day or so i thought writing poetry for girls i never got then you walked right trough that door my pencil dropped onto the floor but it was too good to be true i’ve been here before saw you standing there in that cafe but all you did was look the other way wish I found the words I really wanted to say I just kinda wish you were gay every day I see you there and I think we’d make a perfect pair but you’re busy doing work you probably don’t care i’ll make my way across the room smelling the scent of your perfume i could stare at your lips all day and all afternoon saw you sitting there in that cafe but all you did was look the other way (other way) wish i found the words i really wanted to say i just kinda wish you were gay to spare my pride to give you lack of interest an explanation that i’m not your type (i’m not your type) maybe i’m not your preferred sexual orientation i’m so selfish (you’re so selfish) but you make me feel so helpless and i can’t stand another day stand another day saw you sitting there in that cafe but all you did was look the other way wish i found the words i really wanted to say i just kinda wish you were gay oh i am gay i’m gay too 🤠here it is, it took long time haha i hope no one did it before lmao

They both got such unique and beautiful voices

My conversations with guys: Guy: I wish I had a gf Me: me too

-i'm gay -i'm gay too -... -kISS ME *NOW*

Not realistic, lesbians never leave their house to go in a cafe like, we have coffee at home goddamnit xD But really good song tho! Still wishing I had a girlfriend :,)

The gaydar is never wrong

Im a straight dude and i have no idea how this popped up but I’m glad I watched it! This was adorable and one of the best music videos I’ve seen! Nice work ladies!!!!

Lesbian? Seen. Video? Posted. Singing? Heard. Kissed? Not yet. Hotel? *Trivago.*

the actually gay anthem we deserved

- I'm gay - Well, I'm gay too - :))) - But I don't like you - Oh :(((

Ugh! This made me smile so much! When the other woman started singing i was like omigod i hope they get together! Ever since i first listened to the song i was like, "this should be an actually gay song" and you made that come true! Thank you!

Yeess!! I was hoping for a version like this! Impressive alternate lyrics, and this is adorable! Sad in a way.... But I'm happy for the ending! And such a important message in my opinion: SAY SOMETHING. Though I know it is far from easy. And can be so dang shy and unsure. But regardless of who we're attracted to it can be scary because...What if we're not their type, (let alone prefered sexual orientation) right? * nods * This encourages me to be a little more brave too. Thank you! ♡

" Oh, I am gay. " " I'm gay too! " Welcome to the club

Me: im so gay *is actually bi*

Songs like this give me to much hope to getting a girlfriend.

Been planning over and over again. So addictive 🏳️‍🌈🦋

Sippin' coffee at my spot, a normal day or so i thought Writing poetry for girls I never got Then you walked right through that door, my pencil dropped on to the floor But it was too good to be true, i've been here before Saw you standing there in that cafe, but all you did was look the other way Wish i found the words I really wanted to say I just kinda wish you were gay Everyday I see you there, and I think we'd make the perfect pair But youre busy doing work, you probably don't care I make my way across the room, smelling the scent of your perfume I could stare at your lips all day and all Afternoon. Saw you sitting there in that cafe, but all you did was look the other way (other way) Wish i found the words I really wanted to say I just kinda wish you were gay. To spare my pride To give you lack of interest and explanation that im not your type (i'm not your type) Maybe im not your prefered sexual orientation I'm so selfish (your so selfish) But you make me feel so helpless And I cant stand another day, stand another day.

"GAY, ME GAY !!! OH.. HUM.. ME GAY TOO !" The end made me think of that scene of ODAAT 😂😍

"im gay" "im gay, too" *7 years later* "and thats how i met your mother." OGAY HOW DID I GET 3.2K LIKES ON THIS *(pun intended)*

Props for fitting “sexual orientation” smoothly into a song. Not exactly the most poetical phrase, is it?

When i heard other girl's voice I was like WHOA

*watches the whole vid* *cries in gay for being single and the unlucky one* ಥ_ಥ

This happened to me- She spoke to me and we became friends She’s now my girlfriend.

And there I was actually thinking about how I could turn the meaning of the original song... Thank you for the gay gift

Omg your voices were gold "Oh! I'm gay!!" "I'm gay too!!" I wish it was like that T^T

What I wanna hear: I'm gay too . What he says: no homo

TWO GIRLS, Sitting in caffé, 5 feet apart ‘cuz they think the other’s not gay. Yes, I HAD to imitate the Vine ( I hope people still know what Vine is...).

You're such a beautiful couple. I'm in love with your voice.

I have a crush on my friend.. As far as I know, she’s straight 💔 Edit: yo I have a girlfriend now (it’s not my straight friend) 👍

My gay heart going "AHH SO CUTE" every 12 seconds

Them: I’m gay Oh I’m gay too Me thinking to my self : I’m extremely gay

I just kinda wish this would happen to me 😭🙌🏾

I swear my big lesbian heart was quaking during the entire video..

i swear the words are written in that second girl's notebook

"I just kind of wish you were gay" "oh. i am gay." "i'm gay, too." problem solved

*maybe i'm not your preferred sexual orientation* ya, you were writing a 5000 word essay right?

Omg when I heard the title of the original song I assumed it was about her crushing on a girl... Thank you so much for making this!!!! 🏳️‍🌈

Two girls chillin at a table five feet apart cause there both to scared to make the first move

Why is nobody talking about how good they did this 🤷🏼‍♀️❤️

THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED I THOUGHT THIS SONG WAS ACTUALLY BILLY COMING OUT *boy was I wrong*

i met my girlfriend at a cafe and i thought she was straight until she asked me out ahaha

Gosh the end is so weird😂 3:33 minutes wow I like that song. You are both so beautiful omg

Love this. Thanks ladies. I used to do this in coffee shops years ago when this femme girl was always bypassed because too many ladies were likely thinking...I wish she was gay! Brought a smile to my face!

Writing poetry for girls I never got. I felt that so deep. Damn! What have I done?! 😿

MF FINALLY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS SHJDJJSJSJSK A WIN FOR THE GAYS

I feel like Lesbian love is something that is just so special that you can't explain it to straight girls

this is how i cane out at school i forgot to plug on my earbuds by the this was befor covid19

BILLIE NEEDS TO SEE THIS ASAP BECAUSE IT'S AMAZING

Going out for coffee with my crush of three years. I've never confessed. She just asked if we wanted to "meet up" Dont know if it's a date-

Omg this is my fav gay cover you’ve done, u were both amazing

this should be on Spotify as well. i would listen to it on a daily

Thought she was Anne Hathaway for a whole minute 😂 this is soo good tho