To Charlie’s point, not only did she not manage to rhyme anything, at every opportunity she actively avoided all rhymes that came by accident. It’s like she was trying to not rhyme on purpose. Hahahaha
@@H4GS oh boy, i've seen worse maybe since im a hip hop head i've seen my fair share of cringe worthy freestyles (that one british dude "ill grab a knife, and... stick it in your abdomen.... and then twist it"), but yeah i've seen videos where i couldnt finish
The fact that they're letting her go on and on while barely rhyming for several minutes while refusing to let the other girl get more than a few verses in is insane. It's not even a rap battle at this point, she's just spouting bad poetry at her.
Yeah this reminded me of, like, status ailments in video games. The more she's on screen the bar starts to fill up and right before you're poisoned, Charlie comes up, giving you a break, allowing the bar to go back down. 😆
@@infinitesimotel you can't judge battle rap from watching trash ass mfs perform, that's like me judging the entirety of hip hop based off of slim jesus's music🤣 alot of these battle rappers are better than your favorite mainstream artist too👌 gotta know what you're talking about, the average top tier battle gets about as many (sometimes more) views than this guy gets.... And it's spread out through another app before RU-vid ever gets the battle,The whole no music thing isn't whats making battle rap watered down right now, imo it's the fake beefs and all the new guys somewhat sounding the same, plus the whole no judging thing doesn't help but I'd argue that battle rap is more popular than this guy still, it gets hosted by mfs like drake and Eminem and Remy ma. Regularly has celebrities on stage, like Kevin Durant, p.diddy, DC young fly, nick cannon... I'm not tryna be a stan but your comment is way too ignorant. Either do the research or be less confident in your comment if you don't understand something 🤣 that 8 mile shit would get booed in comparison to majority of top tier battle rap since 2010🤣🤣👌
I once saw a comedian who was the same. One set up after another and not one single punchline. I don't remember her name but there are videos of her circulating on Instagram, she's around 30-40 and eastern Asian with an accent Watching her "comedy" was like torture edging
Made it 3 minutes. I legit had to pause the video to even type this. 27 years in the Army and 30 months of combat experience and THIS is the thing I can’t handle.
I went to an anime convention with a “Anime Rap Battles” panel. The hosts of the panel didn’t show up, so random members of the crowd took up the mantle…. It was some of the most painful cringe I have experienced to this day. One guy won for 2 rounds by just flexing his abs. And lost in the third by his opponent pointing out he didn’t have good abs.
I lost it at "Yeah it's easy to beat me up, so if you win, it's not even a big deal! If I lose, I'll consider it a learning experience and come away a better person!" Like this person simply does not understand what "competition" means, she is a walking participation trophy
This sounds like a scene in a Nickelodeon or Disney sitcom where the side character challenges the mean kid to a rap battle after an argument and the nonexistent crowd gasps and ooos
i love how everytime shes on the precipice of a good rhyme she stops, as if to think aboout it, only to immediately throw it aaway with the worst bar youve ever heard
The cringe in this video was some of the hardest I’ve ever endured. I even had to take some breaks to Steel myself to push on. Now at the end I feel like a changed man.
I know your comment is sarcastic but this video was 10 years ago. It should not be as cringe compared to what you'd experience from modern day influencers.
Yeah.. 3 minutes in and im wonder when is the rap gonna come in.. and contemplating whether i should just stop watching or force myself through this torturous "rap battle"..
She is living proof that anyone can rap but not everyone should. I watched the full vid and at least she was a good sport and high-fived the other girl after she lost.
That's the lesson of the 2009 animated masterpiece Rapatouille. Biggie Cheese is a rat who likes to rap and teams up with a human who can't rap for shit. The lesson was that a good rapper can be from any background but some people regardless of race or species should never pick up a mic.
Yeah there wasn't any rapping going on there at least for the other girl, and she couldn't come up anything sensible even with pre-written lyrics, just full cringe she has zero ability to even create anything, and people should be honest with her that she's so cringy and bad at it that she shouldn't be on the stage but practicing at home 🤣@@LivingToDye
Her rapping reminds me of when an evil character gets introduced in a stage play with a spoken word song Or tbh more like the cheesy aside to the audience that interrupts the actual song but stretched out into the entire play
5:16 genuinely surprised me with how much better Charlie was off the cuff than she was. She even mentions Pepsi but couldn’t and wouldn’t rhyme it with poop and pee, she is not brave enough to
thank you charlie, i was watching your video because i was in a lot of stomach pain and the pain of watching Feminem made me completely forget everything else🙏🏻
Had to tap on the rap battle video, always love these Dude. I feel like im listening to OG Loc if he was a battle rapper. "When i pull up to the place, put a bullet in your face. When i feelin down, i go to the town, with a frown, a sad clown."
I don't know whats worse...the painful cringe I feel from the first girls "bars", or the second hand embarrassment on almost every crowd members face 😂
I used to like following certain rap battles especially in Seattle around I would say 10 or so years ago I used to go to the rap battles and we had some real good contenders. I still have to say my favorite battle rapper of all time is Cadalack Ron.
"You wanna beat my ass? Why not EAT my ass. I might lose this battle, but my butt still ate." has got to be among the most fire bars ever dropped 11:40
The most tragic part of all of this is that here we are 10 years after it was initially posted cringing. This woman has generated eternal cringe, a feat that not many have achieved so confidently.
She tried to win by not letting the other one say anything. Also she started as Eminem parody and finished as a Nicki Minaj parody. But the best part of the video is Charlie accidentally started spitting bars, it sent me up high on my teeter-totter.
Agreed. Moists bars were still trash af but light years better than hers, and he never claimed to know how to rap or step up to anyone either. It's impressive, really. Whoever told her she should keep battle rapping is NOT her friend.
My thought process while watching this was like "Okay, so some pre-rap battle trash-talk; when is the actual rap battle going to start? Wait, that is the actual battle?"
I like when he takes things that everybody knows is bad then takes the time breaking down what makes it bad even though it is readily apparent upon initial viewing for everyone.
I love when old videos resurface because I always wonder if the person in the video thought they finally got away from the humiliation but the internet never forgets.
Man I started watching PenguinZ0 again after a few years, I still remember znipez from australi talking about brutally murdering his opponent without any rhymes or flow. That was hilarious.
Dude! Mad respect on shouting out Tommy G and Brandon Buckingham. You three are the goats of this type of modern alt real journalism. This shows you’re off your high horse, and I respect that. I’m sure it means a lot to Brandon too.
Yeah, I'm surprised Charlie didn't pick up that she saw her opponent's first round, realized she was toast, then starting doing her "save face" routine LOL
There was numerous times I heard her making the word that would rhyme and then just mid word use a diff word that started with the same sounding. I wondered if she almost was purposely not rhyming, because how could you do all that and have no self awareness
"Because what they saw in you was potential but then they found out you're wack, you just put up a front with blind confidence that tricks some into thinking you got something, truth is you really fooled yourself, all you'll ever be is nothing, and that's me being kind, if I was truly honest I'd tell you what your mom thinks of you, that she'd wished you'd have d.. nah that's too dark, I apologize, your life's so sorry I'm starting to empathize."
