Worst Tattoos 

"in finland people say 'that fucks' when something sounds good" you know I'm not sure if we do that but go off jim

I love seeing James making fun of people 💀

I subscribed to James last week for this kind of content, and he did not disappoint.

The way James got serious and sweet at the Techno tattoo🥺 Edit: Mom I’m so famous I have haters!!!😎

Dude the way james ends a video usually is Something mean or bad, But this was just so wholesome and Made my have flashbacks and If I heard it again I might've cried..

James just making fun of everything Is just so funny 🤣

“Crow with a hand grenade” who let Philza’s chat out unsupervised?

0:44 James not realising the Monty Python reference has me absolutely fuming. It's even well tattoo'd!

the face of regret and shame that james gets when he is informed of the greater significance of a tattoo or when he realizes his fly is down is so thoroughly entertaining to me. also on a real note that reaction strikes me as a very un-cancellable moment bc he Instantly Regrets It lmao like that truly would be a "that clip was taken out of context" moment where you play the next ten seconds and go "oh"

james is like the cartoonish villain in a disney movie idk how to explain it

the reaction to the dove and granade tattoo was great lmfao

I like how in every thumbnail James is making a face of pure exhaustion, disgust. the amount of pain in his eyes is visceral.

Beautiful ending, that tribute is honestly really creative

When he went "cAuSe iM pReTtY fLy" all I could think about is "I'm pretty fly FOR A WHITE GUY"

Love how James is always near getting cancelled for nearly every stream

THE SCREAM AT THE START HELP

First Schnitzel, now cicada, at this point we need to send James a dictionary-

I love how he was making fun of every single tattoo except the Techno reference. Technoblade never dies.

If anyone appears with a Cicada made of Schnitzels tattoo James will go "nope, not a real tattoo of not a real word of not real food".

THE DREAM TATTOOS GONNA HAUNT ME FOREVER

2:16 apparently my friend was at said gig and found your unzipped trousers utterly hilarious

I know that I'm late, and I know that no one is going to read this but I just saw the part where someone had "3:45" tattooed on their arm and James started singing, sqo... Perfume: it's 3:45 'AM' and I just bite my tongue, update me on your life, now you found the one. I'm in love with e-girl: it's 2:45 PM, wake up from snoring open DMs.

Everyone just sending him tattoos of serous topics is absolutely hilarious

James roasting every single tattoo. The Technoblade one: 😭❤️

the billie eilish tattoo reaction LMFAO

my cat is very invested in your videos james

The way I get excited everytime I heard James call my mushroom girl tattoo "Leng" lmfaooo JAMES HAS MADE ANOTHER BANGER!

The Dove and Grenade, I love it Hollywood undead is my favourite band too 😻 When he called it a crow with a grenade I screamed

7:30 From here to the end of the video I'm dying of laughter fr

James should get some bad fanart tattooed on him

I never imagined a world where a James Marriott video ended on a good note

10:03 as a Finn I can comfirm yes, yes we do say that fucks

5:58 james was so real for that one

the thumbnail said everything about this video

6:15 Calling it a hairline is a bit of a stretch

Not watched it yet, but I'm quite concerned if that picture in the thumbnail isn't clickbait

omg i recently made a painting on this exact skeleton, and istg it’s such a beautiful tattoo. just gave me a idea lol

6:05 pause here.

Probably not that you'll see this lmao but the "crow with the hand grenade" is a dove with a hand grenade and is in reference to the band Hoolywood Undead :>

James offering a hand shake after finding out “he might get cancelled” lol 😭😭

Another great video, another great time. The video was hilarious(as always) and I've got to say, my favourite tattoo has to be the cat in space and the 'Victor of the potato wars'. Those were honestly the best and looking at the potato one made me awe cause well, it's referencing Technoblade's potato war series. Long live our Potato King! 🥔👑❤ o7 I really want to watch the series, I haven't been able to watch it but I'm sure it's going to be awesome! You know what? I'm going to go watch it tomorrow cause' why not? I may be in debt for homework but it will be totally worth it ✨

Never seen someone cancelled so many times in one video /j

Damn, makes me laugh when im tired. Keep doin this big man❤

5:56 ~Dancing cheese~

Love ya James, never stop this

james looking good, and making us laugh, just like always. :)

That ended so wholesome:)

YOOO THE SKELETON AT 8:06 is my tattoo that’s so sick

PLEASE WHAT IS JAMES NOT GOING TO BELIEVE- a cicada is as real as a schnitzel my guy im cryin

the only video of james marriot with a happy ending

the way he pronounced cicada 💀💀

very wholesome end to a stream where james was very not wholesome

He grows more powerful with every stream

James should have so many more subscribers than he has. He’s hilarious 😂

I love all your vids so much 😭💗💗💗

Gotta love his humor and his content! Never fails to make me laugh 😁

The Hollywood Undead tattoo is awesome. Not surprised that he doesn’t know what it is

i love how he bullies everyone

2:40 that's the logo for a band called Hollywood Undead! It's from Dove and Grenade! Actually a banger album

7:08 was waiting for someone to say it-

Really loving James's outfit today.

ilove your videos umake me happy the last on almody had me in tears ilysm o7

8:14 , best cover ever

James is giving free clips for compilations 😂

Honestly man James actually is looking like he’s losing mad weight good for him

The butterflies are not self harm awareness, they are sexual assault awareness, I would know I have one.. please just know this ❤

Awe the techno blade potato war tattoo~ 😭

I’m like actually surprised at how many people from finland were in the chat because i know like two people who actually watch the dream smp and stuff LIKE WHERE MY PEOPLE AT?? And it’s just kind of depressing to not know almost anyone to share your interest with :/ anyway, WE DO NOT SAY ”THAT FUCKS” IT SOUNDS WEIRD-

Swallows & coconut…have you never seen The Holy Grail? Damn I’m too old to be here 😂

6:30 is a quote from Invictus ( its a poem IM NOT A NERD TRUST ME )

The birds carrying the coconut is from Monty Python and the holy grail. Really funny movie, 10/10 recommend.

Happy Halloween James

I live in Warrington thanks James 😢

I love how James just casually roasts tattoos without knowing its meaning

THE END IN GONNA CRYYYYTT

One day i want james to roast the tattoo he drew for me only for me to remind him that he designed it

bro this stream was chalked

This is the first time I’ve laughed in the last two days

This video did not end with a scream and it unsettled me, I need the end scream

0:51 bro just said Tom nook, it’s Timmy or Tommy

Bro you mentioned Unus Annus and i felt a pain in my heart 😂

First it's schnitzels now it's cicadas

this video it's literally James trying to not be cancelled

6:38 its a poem line, we did it at school

You should get a love island tattoo.

Omg James can make anyone laugh❤

"AnD tHeY dIdNt InViTe Me BuT iTs OkAy" I feel that 😂😂

HELP I WASNT LOOKING AT MY SCREEN AND JAMES SAID "alright if you want" AND THEN AN AD CAME UP WITH DUA LIPA AND I THOUGHT JAMES STARTED DANCING TO DUA LIPA????

James saying he needs a friend reminds me of when I was in 3rd grade and said I needed friends. I had 15…had…we don’t speak of them.

James not only not recognising the Hollywood undead tattoo but also shitting on it took twenty years off of my life

o7 techno. thanks for another awesome vid james

"It wouldn't be blushing it would be d e a d ."

IM FINNISH AND I DONT GET THAT "that fucks" THING😭

icl james has really taken a turn after the eboys and stuff i feel like his career is going up and his streams are so funny, proud of him

LMAO AT THE BEGGING CHAT SAID " hello RU-vid u sad fvck" IM DEAD AHAHA

That episode fucks

I’m the bee tattoo person and I have never been more proud

youre so goofy i love it

I love how he changed his voice for the techno tattoo I can’t wait to get mine

I need a full album of James singing my chemical romance songs now