I got horrendously drunk at my friends wedding a 22 years ago, I wasn't one of the people who did speeches, I was just a very smashed friend who went mad at the bar and ended up crying a lot and being really embarrassing to myself and a pain to those around me. There is no video of this and it's not online - but I'm still absolutely filled with dread and anxiety every time I think about it. Then there is this wedding speech - where the only way she can escape from it is to go and live out the rest of her days on Dagobah.
i was drunk and told my friend "i never thought this would happen" at her nursing school graduation. think about it almost every day and it's been a year
Honestly, my social anxiety can be this bad. I stuttered so much at my grandmas birthday party, and i started off saying "Ive known my grandma since i was born..." It still haunts me... It's been 2 months since her party😭😭😭 Granted, I only had 5 seconds to prepare because it was suddenly thrown on me
@nothanks9503 I guess but the day was already high stress, and they just handed me the mic and said, "Give a speech." The party has just started, and it was packed. And everyone just stared at me with no emotion. Even my grandparents were looking at me with pity and second hand embarrassment. I wanted to cry.
@@radioactive_baby0706 I once had a situation where this girl was talking to me that rides the same bus as me when I was in middle school and I shit you not I played my ringtone to fake like I had to take a call and side stepped over them to go the opposite way just to avoid the small talk. I used to avoid small talk like the plague back then ffs child me😭
To quote Shakespeare, who is the only one who could truly describe this folly: "[She] hath played on this prologue like a child on a recorder -- a sound, but not in government."
cannot stop laughing from whoever comes in with the hardest loudest claps all by themselves to give a nice strong “stfu and just get off the stage now” 😭 love that person
When will this short narcissist prlck leave people alone and actually create content instead of dumping on everything and everyone he doesn't like or agree with for easy clicks? It's disgusting.
Her talking is like when the dialogue options for an NPC runs out, so every time you press A or X they just repeat the same 4 things over and over again
I can imagine Charlie coming up to the mic at Matt’s wedding and going “This is the greatest wedding of all time, that’s about it, cya.” Then walk away
I was at a wedding where the maid of honor basically said she never thought her best friend would ever get married, said she grew up looking special and had mongoloid features as a child, that even her parents never expected her to find a boyfriend let alone husband, almost as bad as the funeral I went to that the official said "was "Charlies life more meaningful" than a blade of grass or an ants life? No it wasn't. I waited for the guy to go into a scripture or something deeper but he left it at that lol. Crazy ppl and their opines.
Six is way too less, I'd bet that those six analogies would be a factor of 15 different metaphors, belonging to 18 different idioms. Truly one of the Shakespeares of all time 🙏🏻
That's why when my joke could be 'perceived' as racist, I just tell the joke because its all about intent in my eyes, a good comedian, whether he is famous or works in a warehouse, doesn't see race, he sees a story to tell involving people who live on this planet which, in his mind he perceived to be funny
They thankfully knew when to cut in and that's why the clapping started before the woman officially announced she was finished. It could've and likely would've gotten much worse 😂
When will this short narcissist prlck leave people alone and actually create content instead of dumping on everything and everyone he doesn't like or agree with for easy clicks? It's disgusting.
I was like "ok this is really bad but at least she's not like ruining the wedding she's just really awkward..." And then she hit us with "I'm not gonna be racist" and it was over
I think about that a lot especially regarding kids in school. I remember in like 5th grade I went up the popular girl hideout or whatever, which was literally a baseball dugout at the time. And I wanted to say one of them 'blew me away' and acted out being knocked back. Except, I actually did slip and fall in mud right in front of all of them lmao. Yeah they didn't forget but video proof would have sucked for the rest of my school days. On the other hand, there's 1000 other things I wish were recorded so it is what it is
4:17 the Look of the black Girl in the Front row kinda speaks from the Heart. Its the "wtf is she trying to say and why is Nobody stopping her" stare !
I immediately saw her turn around and make that look too and that’s 100% what it’s gotta mean. or just “is anyone else even hearing this properly rn…” felt so gross for her :((
Thank God she assured everyone she wasn't going to be racist. I'm so happy she looked in the mirror that morning and declared she wasn't going to be racist at her best friends wedding.
This is the second episode that introduces the new character known as *”Gray Shirt Charlie”* and while I’m enjoying his arch, I do miss the main character *”White Shirt Charlie”* as well as the occurring antagonist *”Black Shirt Charlie.”*
@@claudius_drusus_ "everyone" ? lmaooo yeah okay, that doesn't change the fact that expressing those thoughts in a wedding speech is stupid af and worth mocking
I went to a wedding where the best man's speech included the phrase "taking a shit" three times in it. I think about that attending any weddings AND hearing any speeches now.
she sounded to me like she thought she needed to make a raunchy speech bc thats always what people do in movies but at the same time she's not funny or entertainingly cringe and was trying to placate the audience by saying just kidding or commenting on the couple. if this was my wedding, i would have had the mic cut because not only is she embarrassing herself, she's embarrassing the bride
@EmbyrKhenPyre if you're implying what I think you are, I had the same train of thought. Wouldn't be surprised if she also tried to be a homewrecker Safe to say the alcohol or whatever she did fueled her intrusive thoughts to come out swinging and winning
No one's gonna point out where she said "But you guys, I love black people. You guys are the BEST" to prove she's not racist? That was actually the most unhinged part probably
