XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Series 3 Episode 2 - Well, get me in the book

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The Ricky Gervais Show Broadcast 8th November 2003.
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@malloryoscar8 5 лет назад

"cluuuue changes everrytiiime baaabyy, the clue changes eveeerrrryyytiiime"

@deltaframes-os4km 4 года назад

unlike the Times crossword the clue changes everytime.

@sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015 2 года назад

@@deltaframes-os4km Bob Holness.

@tomoliver4632 2 года назад

Destroyed a man

@tomoliver4632 2 года назад

Karl the uuuuser pilkington babehhhh

@leeroyjenkins5754 2 года назад

@@tomoliver4632 just takes takes takes

@oscarstrokosz2986 8 лет назад

love how you can hear ricky's faint laugh during the film bit

@Sheriff_GrimLaw 7 лет назад

oscar strokosz Faint? x

@jayneale8446 5 лет назад

I Drink Therefore I Dram like quiet

@Scallion_D 3 года назад

Faint lol. It was so clear.

@johnemmerling8591 3 года назад

Jay Neale wqx

@rroesash 6 лет назад

This must be one of the best XFM episodes, with Karl slagging off Suzanne's arse, the beginning of the 'bong' headlines, his 'get me in the book' line, and his best 'Karl in a film' with Ricky's laugh killing me.

@anthonyreed480 3 года назад

And G-A-Y club, man woman man.

@jianblundell6038 10 месяцев назад

And the man woman 😂

@calstuart8133 3 месяца назад

"I've been ill" is the most criminally underrated statement in the whole show

@Raskolnikov32 5 лет назад

Karl is responsible for sending out all the prizes on their show, so listen very carefully to what he does at 41:55 - 42:00 after hearing the winner is in Switzerland. That sigh. Haha. He's not gonna know what to do at the post office. And he'll be moaning about the shipping costs coming out of his pocket.

@B8rkley 5 лет назад

Great spot!

@harryjones84 4 года назад

Haaaa! listened to these so many times n never noticed that

@odw_99 4 года назад

Haha that’s class- you know he’d be well pissed off with that, bless him

@NxDoyle 4 года назад

Karl bought one or two prizes but I doubt he paid for shipping.

@thebananamen1026 4 года назад

That was really subtle but ye he’s pissed

@kitpalmer1583 5 лет назад

"I've been ill." "...Nothing serious?" I really thought after all these years that wouldn't still make me laugh, but it does.

@blairforbes1132 2 месяца назад

Likewise. Steve was/is so quick with hit wit.

@shanilemeow2942 7 лет назад

Listen to this on public transport for the maniac look.

@alandodd3184 8 лет назад

love Ricky and Steve's little monologues when acting out a scene that they are discussing.

@robplant5576 6 лет назад

Alan Dodd They are called sketches

@rhydsnow851 Год назад

Or improv!

@cosmoseinfeld1 10 месяцев назад

Dialogues

@alandodd3184 10 месяцев назад

Ooooooohhhhhh

@cosmoseinfeld1 10 месяцев назад

@alandodd3184 haha 7 years after the initial comment, respect brother, do you still listen to these regularly like the rest of us?

@mickerzsnickerz 8 лет назад

Karl in Kes is not only the best Karl in a Film but probably the greatest thing he has ever done. It's so hilariously clever.

@Sheriff_GrimLaw 8 лет назад

Ricky's laughter makes it so. x

@Christophee1987 8 лет назад

Yeah, it's easily the best one, and Ricky's laughter makes it even better.

@ilcorvo9559 4 года назад

Followed closely by the Scrooge “garlic bread” moment which is legitimately funny even without Ricky’s laugh

@harryjones84 4 года назад

No brilliant as they all are- the One Flew Over is def the best, and not cos its one of my fave films too but either the acting or editing he does when hes reacting to his head being squozed (using the scene where Macs lifting the basin thing) is actually genius

@bluestevo93 3 года назад

@@ilcorvo9559 you're absolutely right haha

@FreshHeat 5 лет назад

Love them slagging off Sky One 🤣 couple years later Idiot Abroad is its feature show

@liambennion9627 Год назад

probably recycled some of their sucking up to the Telegraph material to make up for it during their pitch 😅

@bsmith6646 7 месяцев назад

October 2023. Still listening, still laughing. Wonderful stuff

@Mothernatureontherun 2 года назад

Going to sleep listening to this in 2022! (Australia). I don’t think I’ll ever stop listening to these 3.

@Venenata Год назад

its crazy right? I'm from Manchester not far from where Karl grew up so i can understand why i like it so much but when i hear people so far away still listen and love it makes me really happy karl is a gift to the world lol

@AA-hg5fk Год назад

Karl isn't a fan of Australia. Firstly, it's too far away, secondly, it's full of animals that can kill you.

@spazzitronmcgee6254 8 лет назад

This episode should totally be called "Well, get me in the book!"

@ots1634 3 месяца назад

Oh my god! Totally! Go seahawks!

@digitaldylantoddni 8 лет назад

Rickys laugh in the background of the Movie scene killed me xD

@FIFA09King 7 лет назад

DigitalDylanToddNI How many times a day does he squoze it 😂

@jakehixon4073 2 года назад

No matter how many times I hear these I still can’t get the rockbuster answers 😂

@jcrawley1 6 лет назад

The paolo sketch is one of the most underrated bits they ever did on xfm

@willsuttie3683 5 лет назад

I've... been ill....

@deltaframes-os4km 3 года назад

pop ya shirt off.

@coombzy283 3 года назад

@@willsuttie3683 Nothing serious?

@AutomaticDuck300 2 года назад

20 bender points

@NickDBaker 8 месяцев назад

Knobs babyyyyyy

@a_b897 8 лет назад

"Sort of man woman..." "...a fella who's a woman..." "...this woman..." "...it's a woman, well it's a man..." "...it's, it's...it is a man...well..." "...it's a man who is now sorta half a woman." Jesus Christ Karl 😆

@lobsterairsoft499 6 лет назад

Arran Bradstock MAN WOMAN MAN WOMAN MAN TV TV MAN WOMAN MAN TV WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KARL

@studkickass513 5 лет назад

Beautifully done!

@CORNISHDUDE 5 лет назад

Enjoy it while you can... The SJWs of the future will censor Karl's "transphobic" comments

@AllTheHurt 4 года назад

@@IAmRedherrings Is it transphobic? I don't think not understanding something or not knowing what sex to classify someone as is in any way transphobic, the only reason sjw's "know" is because that's what they've been told to think in order to avoid hurting feelings because apparently that's the worst thing in the world. At best he's just ignorant since there's obviously no malice behind it.

@MrMongoose221 4 года назад

I remember watching the TV show as well at the time 😅

@Dozzyx 8 лет назад

"You are, right, you are one of the most stupid humans I've ever met." "Well, get me in the book." Brilliant!

@TheStaggaz32 4 года назад

Lol. I was laughing for a good solid minute after that.

@Dilkingt0nne Год назад

When Steve’s trying to pass as gay and says “I’ve been ill” then Ricky chuckles and says “nothing serious”….I’m just now getting what he’s getting at haha

@GhostDrops1 Год назад

What is he getting at

@Dilkingt0nne Год назад

@@GhostDrops1 if you were deaf you would have hearing?…

@JohnJDurkin Год назад

@@GhostDrops1 is it AIDS?

@jordanmelling759 11 месяцев назад

Love jokes being explained

@willsuttie3683 10 месяцев назад

@@Dilkingt0nneCan you say AIDS on youtube?

@justinkline8437 6 лет назад

"First one was easy- we gave them the answer. That's the easiest one we've ever had."

@whatbrettdid 4 года назад

'Po-leece'

@daniele551 5 лет назад

Ricky: I’m already not holding out much hope for this working out. Karl: I just messed that first one up.

@rooty 6 лет назад

I love their nervous laughter when they're talking about Paolo's illness...

@lilme7052 2 года назад

I've heard Ricky laugh like that before. He's trying so hard not to laugh out loud

@vxmarcusxv 4 года назад

Every rockbusters "karl: it's where I sort of give a cryptic clue" "Ricky: well..."

@RationalAxis 3 года назад

Rockbusters, or what am I thinking?

@BaldMancTwat 3 года назад

Crap-tic

@williamsmith666 Год назад

"Some of which might be wrong .."

@jianblundell6038 3 месяца назад

Clue changes every time!

@WollongongWacko 8 лет назад

20 bender points!!! Every sentence in these shows are gold.

@WollongongWacko 8 лет назад

it tents towards infinity.

@WollongongWacko 6 лет назад

Whats the point of being foreign if you cant speak english?

@TheLilThr33 9 лет назад

He'll be knocking them in and you'll be.....knocking.....one.....

@studkickass513 5 лет назад

Right, let's uh....

@jadetomlinson95 9 лет назад

"Anyway, rather than reading out the A-Z..."

@shaunj66 2 года назад

R: "Ooooooh!" S: "Ooooooh!"

@williamsmith666 2 года назад

This got Chris Moyles the Breakfast Show on Radio 1!

@babyshambler 8 месяцев назад

Karl in Kes is the best thing he ever did. The original dialogue fits perfectly with his inserts and the XFM references. "How do you spell that??" - perfect.

@conorkennedy3304 6 месяцев назад

He was really good at stat stuff. It's very clear that he was an editor by trade.

@GooglyEyedJoe 8 лет назад

34:15 - "You are...right? You are...one of the...most stupid humans I have ever met." "Well get me in the book." xD

@PieBlaCon 8 лет назад

Didn't even delay. Quick wit!

@tsarenvy 5 лет назад

You can't teach people that sort of comedic sensibility. Karl has it in fucking bags.

@DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek 2 года назад

LEGENDARY MOMENT

@kieranwhite6647 2 месяца назад

'It's a man... well...' Cracks me up every time

@ReachForTheSky Год назад

My dad took me to the Garfunkels they refer to here, near Piccadilly Circus, when I was little - around the time this was taped actually. Great burger and chips. Unfortunately gone now, think it moved. Rest in peace old man!

@JoeRivermanSongwriter 4 года назад

Steve was raised on Gay's Road, Bristol in case anybody's wondering.

@gregjordan38 2 года назад

And instead of saying let's get married they're saying how swollen and red is your arse? No that was me. Gets me every time. Absolutely brilliant

@sharonska100 5 лет назад

46:34 hearing Ricky laughing in the background is the best moment

@samh3920 3 года назад

Rickys laughing in the background of ‘Karl’s film thing’ gets me every single time

@conorkennedy3304 6 месяцев назад

it's funny because it's unexpectedly good.

@kevinbetancourt9033 4 года назад

I’ve been listening to these three fools for 11 years and 26:50 still makes me laugh like it was my first time.

@conorkennedy3304 6 месяцев назад

It's called Mirrium.

@capnhawkins 7 лет назад

46:31 "How do you spell that? "Aha-HA-HA-HA..."

@bradleyelvin7426 10 месяцев назад

"He squoze me head" "How do you spell that?" Every time 😂😂😂

@brenpereira7971 8 лет назад

Karl's come a long way in his thinking considering he was actually a crossdresser for a day on the Moaning of Life haha

@capnhawkins 7 лет назад

I would love to see Karl play a game of Rockbusters with Gollum in his dark cave. Both of them hunched over by the water's edge in the dark, their voices echoing. If only the Hobbit films had been released earlier. Karl could've done that for the Film Thing and made the Riddles scene into a game of Rockbusters. Karl would be like "A'ight, you're quite the cheeky little freak."

@NickDBaker 8 месяцев назад

What a brilliant idea! We need to tell Manmoth to get on the AI train and make it happen!!

@jianblundell6038 3 месяца назад

"What is a manc twatses?"

@anthonymadden9470 3 года назад

This is one of the best episodes

@jamesgergely3810 3 года назад

Rickys laugh in the background when Karls dubbing over kez 😂😂

@alandodd3184 7 лет назад

Ricky loves the darkness! love these and must be on 50 timed around

@justinkline8437 6 лет назад

"I was doing that thing- wa'n't I?- with Richard Bacon." "You talk in riddles."

@CORNISHDUDE 7 лет назад

Episode title should be "Well, get me in the book"

@ManMoth 7 лет назад

Haha! Consider it done ;-)

@Justhas0 7 лет назад

"yh yh yh, darkness" Best intro to any of their podcasts,

@rooty 6 лет назад

I like how Karl talks about the watch eating bloke again (which I think Ricky mentioned originally), and then Ricky uses the two jokes that Karl came up with the first time!

@deaks98 4 года назад

37:12 Karl adopts the ‘acting out a funny sketch’ with Ricky instead of Steve!

@SN-di9ix 8 лет назад

Ricky saying "does it whistle?" reminds me of Chris Rock on Talking Funny going "does he do the whistle?" So funny

@adamfelts5355 8 лет назад

Sitting on a cock cause I'm gay. Probably the best song parody that no one ever heard

@HopeVJustice 7 лет назад

Watching the tide roll away?

@babyshambler 2 года назад

"Well, get me in the book" is the quickest, most brilliant response the K-man ever uttered. Genius.

@kreskinkun 5 месяцев назад

And he fires it off basically to dismiss Ricky so he can keep prattling, rather than as the golden punchline for the entire segment. It makes it even funnier.

@jamiel.harding4554 4 года назад

Listening to this during the Covid19 Lockdown. Never fails to make life feel a bit more positive, these shows.

@jamiel.harding4554 3 года назад

7 months and I’ve come back around again! Slowly closing in on 2021.

@jamiel.harding4554 2 года назад

June 2021. Another six months. Another rotation ✌️

@jamiel.harding4554 2 года назад

A year on from my last update - March 2022 - and Russia has invaded Ukraine. Makes these shows all the more important as a welcome distraction.

@blairmettam7642 8 лет назад

More good work from Man Moth! Hello from Busselton, Australia

@Scallion_D 3 года назад

I can't believe Karl struggled so badly to describe Miriam. 😂

@AA-hg5fk 5 месяцев назад

It's almost as if Karl is a bit stupid!

@Lordofthewhyz 5 месяцев назад

One of my favs

@shnoogums1 4 года назад

Man hey ya by OutKast really brings me back to a simpler time

@louisbrennan1012 8 лет назад

He's called Miriam.

@vinoandretti 8 лет назад

This could be the title...

@deltaframes-os4km 3 года назад

man woman man woman man woman tv programme

@iansmith8454 4 года назад

7:31 when Ricky nearly says "that's what normal people go out at"

@josephryan1701 2 года назад

That suzanne is a lucky lucky lady 😂😂

@cbirnbaum8584 Год назад

Karl plays himself very well in the Karl In Movie bits. Just sounds like he's meant to be in it.

@4creilly128 8 лет назад

The merchants of gay's street

@ChenkoTheDog 8 лет назад

ha just round the corning memorial street

@CurtachiDKidd Год назад

I love how they spend so long cussing Sky one and that’s the station an idiot abroad was on hahaha

@lobsterairsoft499 4 года назад

Legendary episode

@shayww 6 лет назад

I wonder do any of them know that people still listen to these radio broadcasts

@HaydnG266 4 года назад

They must, when Stephen Merchant posts anything on Instagram, the comments tends to be relating to these.

@Scallion_D 3 года назад

Karl and Steve have referred to it in recent podcasts. And Ricky must do too, he gets XFM related replies to his tweets from time to time.

@brianhurley2194 7 лет назад

They should call Ricky the man of a thousand laughs. lol.

@olicurran1785 3 года назад

14:20 Steve slagging off sky1 not knowing that he’d produce one of the best shows ever on the channel years later

@thomasbucket7002 8 лет назад

This should be called "Upstairs, he's got a lovely pair of dumplings"

@empleh777 8 лет назад

11:22 - Ricky's impersonation of a seagull

@mu9617 7 лет назад

empleh777 That's the fakest laugh I've ever heard!

@alexmovies 3 года назад

the image of Steve cruising down to G.A.Y. with "the lads" to see Britney Spears is still so funny to me all these years later

@williamsmith666 2 года назад

Paolo*

@AutomaticDuck300 Год назад

20 bender points?

@trooooololol 8 лет назад

Definitely my fav episode along with the episode with the Antartic scientists LOOL

@omikronweapon 4 года назад

"Is there ANYTHING worth watching on Sky ONE?" The boys did cash their sweet sweet cheques after putting An Idiot Abroad on there XD

@aliennostromo1669 4 года назад

The bongs are my favourite when they pop up

@flud6699 8 лет назад

The headlines are classic - "bong"

@adamfelts5355 8 лет назад

I always bust out laughing at 'give us another bong"

@kiteracer95 5 лет назад

the man who's sort of half a woman Karl in Kes Paolo This teletubby has got lice classic episode

@jakohuncho2410 4 года назад

“I haven’t read up about this” *room erupted into chaos*

@SaikyRae 8 лет назад

thanks for uploading these👍

@Voduke789 3 года назад

11:20 probably among the top 5 Ricky Gervais laughs of all time!

@HaydnG266 3 года назад

Hahaha HAAAA. hahaha HAAAA.

@FDCLDN 7 лет назад

Be good if they come together for more podcasts.

@AutomaticDuck300 5 лет назад

Ricky has said that Karl has grown up and learned the error of his ways, so they're not going to make more podcasts because it wouldn't work today. Karl isn't as much of a fool any more as he was so it wouldn't be as funny or work as a concept.

@Crunch_Buttsteak 5 лет назад

@@AutomaticDuck300 that's sad

@Scallion_D 3 года назад

Think they've done enough tbh. 4 series of XFM, all the podcasts and Idiot Abroad. Can't have the same sort of shtick forever as great as they were.

@harvg123 3 года назад

Legitimately the only Songs of Phrase I can stand. Not only can I put up with it, I think it's a masterpiece.

@hustler666100 3 года назад

songs of phrase? do you mean the film thing. if so this and the scrooge christmas one are best if you get the reference in it and ricky loses it laughing

@AL13NM Год назад

"you're ill." LOL!!!

@bowlofnuggets Год назад

“Never mind Robin Hood, let’s rob Barclays!”

@bengreen1144 6 лет назад

Great this one is

@drake128 Год назад

22:47 I'm sure Steve presses that button . You hear a chair and his voice moves likes he's gone round the desk

@capnhawkins 6 лет назад

46:58 "Swivels, write that on the board."

@stfnkblm6738 3 года назад

"This isn't that good but: some fella pulls a train with his teeth" Sounds pretty impressive to me

@odw_99 8 лет назад

"Family sick of living on Butthole Road"

@HopeVJustice 7 лет назад

*BONG!!!* "Cow hit by train lands on farmer's wife!" :o

@IAnddyyI 6 лет назад

The2011Collector as eelpout

@rbeck3200tb40 5 лет назад

@UnbelievablyGauche 11 месяцев назад

Is there a top ten ranking of the best xfm shows voted on by the fans listening to them 15 years later?

@ManMoth 11 месяцев назад

That’s a good idea, I’ll have a think on how to do it

@Me-zo8yc 10 месяцев назад

I've been ill 😂 genius

@darylchristie3809 6 лет назад

Still watching this you RU-vid so dont get rid of it please

@garyttomo1641 7 лет назад

lol I think you can just hear Karl laughing at "can you hear it whistle"

@ianinkster2261 Год назад

Reminds of that summer of 2004 watching those two digital music channels that existed, showing things like Outkast and Natasha Bedingfield 24/7.

@pogfish26 Год назад

love that I'm in Switzerland now listening to it all these years later😅

@gary5244 Год назад

Who did you want to win the war?

@pogfish26 Год назад

@@gary5244 what?

@jenspyck 3 года назад

FYI: the street Steve was referring to was probably "King Dick's Lane"

@thedarksiderebel 2 года назад

nope, it was Gay's Road

@Dilkingt0nne 11 месяцев назад

The place name “Cliterhouse drive” sets you up for the easiest most boring predictable joke ever, I’m genuinely proud of these three for resisting the urge to make it