Yoshi's Crafted World (Zero Punctuation) 

Wrong Bowser

@@brolo7234 The Yoshi's _______ games were all (technically) set before the Mario Bros games. Baby Bowser eventually grows up and becomes Bowser.

@@thekiss2083 No, no. He left. So long, Gay Bowser!

Bowser is a fucking gangster and if Mario didn't exist he would just clap peach cheeks and destroy the mushroom kingdom. I would play that game. Bowser's Revenge! That would be fun. You would even get to kill Luigi.

"Knitting is cool and all, but have you guys tried kidnapping and lava-murder?"

Man you're here too?? I say again, you have good taste.

I'm pretty sure there was a meeting of grannies all over the world in which they agreed to do this.

@@MTdaBlacking Secret Needle and yarn society

@@makeda6530 the illumiknitti

Yeah, those tins never had cookies - sometimes even *before* we got our little hands on them!

@@swampfox1007 I say; well done.

Mother of god.

I mean... That one song sounds like they're saying 'Eat Asshole' or 'Poop, let the man poop'

It never dreamed of being a handheld, and you are all wrong about it and I hate Nintendo fans. Sometimes the majority opinion is actually ignorant, and this is one of those cases. Along with Sonic Adventure being "good", until those people finally grew up and realized that it wasn't. On a side note, it's sad how I'm going to have to wait a decade before people en masse realize that Breath of the Wild was actually largely a mess. Jim Sterling also gave it a 6 out of 10, saying it was a little above average and that he still liked the game, and he got an overwhelming amount of backlash including death threats for it. : /

You sir need a marketing job for Nintendo.

@@iamaunicorn1232 agreed

To be fair, Ceramic Canyon doesn't really work. On the other hand, I want nintendo to make Postmodern Peninsula so bad right now!

Because kids can't read those words, don't know what those words mean, and/or can't even say those words.

You should have more likes 😁

Does it really natter since he's just gonna commit tax fraud anyway?

Is that a mcFuckn jojos reference

@@schokoladenjunge1 YES YES YES YES *YES*

@@schokoladenjunge1 It is now

Yoshi's Crafted World: Vento Imbroglio

B0R15 D0WNL0AD how are you watching a RU-vid video while also listening to the audiobook?

@@DivinityFallen I paused the audiobook to watch the video... Then unpaused it when the video was over... After the ad for Differently Morphous...

And you missed out on giving bookstore employees someone to talk to. They're so lonely.

...He hated it more than I thought. But then I really don't keep up with Nintendo these days. I'm more of a Cookie Clicker, Realm Grinder, and Crusaders of the Lost Idols guy at this point. @_@

@@travisretriever7473 The nice thing about Nintendo is that their games that aren't Star Fox tend to iterate on their core design instead of just rehashing it like, say, Ubisoft tends to. If you've played a Yoshi game you'll have a pretty good idea of what the others are like in the series.

@@@Jruni I regret nothing! >.>

@@Camkitsune I mean, I liked Yoshi's Story...back in the day...I don't really think it's held up in retrospect, but I think I see where your coming from.

Tbh i can't tell if he hates or loves a game.

Ethan Probert real talk though, them shits are delicious. The biscuits I mean.

I kept waiting for them to make a narrative game about drawing. Like Scribblenauts combined with the story telling of like an Uncharted game. A protagonist gets a golden pen that he has to draw things and save the world yada yada. *sobs with you in said corner*

@@Zathren The ds had something like that but with a "story"

We all lost something in the Wii U *remembers TANK TANK TANK and Wonderful 101* *proceeds to cry in corner with others*

Let's just call Wikipedia a liar, and call it a day.

Thats what I keep saying about the GameGear too!!

Killer Instinct let's you put the raptor in a cheerleader costume, and was released a few years before Crafted World, so you're technically still correct.

There is still The Isle. Utah raptor life is pretty sweet.

I'm having trouble imagining it, but it sounds pretty damn good

@@cdkumquat4953 Check the trailers, though they don't really give you a great grip on how meta the humor gets: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-RdsZ-P7DCcI.html

@@cdkumquat4953 This one is a bit of a spoiler, but a really blatantly obvious spoiler from really early in the game: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-d8MbkueewAE.html

I want to see Puppeteer re-released on the PS4, that game was too good to just fade away into obscurity.

*ectoplasm

@@silkworm2595 I love all those ectoplasm tutorials on RU-vid

it's almost like it's 1995 again. The problem with that is I'm not 12 anymore.

*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

They're even making exotic Elmer's glue for it. You've got glitter glue of course, but now there's glow-in-the-dark glue and even fruit-scented glue

He's also got an audiobook of it out for a while if you prefer that. It's pretty good

Hey justin

hi

So unfunny

Nah, that game was great.

Don't let your enjoyment of a game get ruined by hearing a critic's opinion. collectables in video games add replay value, they're not a bad thing.

Came to post this.

me too@@stewacide

Knowledge is porridge.

Or Will Save the Galaxy for Food, for that matter

ThaDevilsJester my friend, its on Escapist right now!

It’s not that, it’s the game pushing 100% completion like it’s the only thing any human being should aspire to. “Look at all this content you haven’t finished. It’s ever so dreadful.”

Are you not an adult? just ignore it. What a fucking twat.

@@fighteer1 you must hate crash bandicoot

@@wylie2835 ah yes, arguing about maturity in the context of a childrens game. what a hill to die on