You are the one my mistress seeks! 

i have no friends but the people that bow down to me call me that

​@@AxxLAfrikuYoooo its been a few years Lord AxxL. How've you be*n?

@@Y_u_dum bow down

@@AxxLAfrikuJust delete your account. I wish you had stayed in the basement you came from

@@AxxLAfriku you are pathetic. You spam in hopes that your videos with pathetic topic would gain some popularity. Why would anyone bow to you?

Same energy as "Come back when you're a little "hmmmmm" richer."

This raises the question of whether that line was under M or Y on the script sheet.

Salamanderman has returned! 🐸

@@davidpayne697time to sentence mix this character into reading the entire bible

You just need to go to the local furcon and find all the goat fursuiters to put it all together.

don't forget to start with that ponderous "Mm ~ " before the "Yes." It adds to that cultist servant priest demeanor. And shows who obviously wears the gimp suit during the cult ceremony.

You will just sound like a c*ckhold looking for someone to bang ur wife lmao

Goat Simulator Hot Coffee Update.

@@scarletbard6511 If Cult of the Lamb can call it the Sex Update we can too. No need to hold on to a feature that wasn't even accessible in the base vanilla game.

Oh yeah that game although I'm still wondering what happened to the second game

Except its a goat not a reindeer

you are typo, it's Satan not Santa

@@エレダー"you are typo" goes unexpectedly hard as an insult

Santa is trans confirmed

@@cking4869 by the looks of their profile English is prob their 2nd language and might not know who "Santa" is. That being said yeah it goes hard

Hyee-haaw!

XD

In Russian too

Must be because it isn't a Bethesda game

Wait till you meet the wife then

This is a vision-dream. This is what your mistress seeks.

A deer? You might need to get out more

@@Retroskulllyeah he needs to touch some grass, it’s obviously a skin walker🙄

No bro it’s not a skin walker stupid, it’s a wendigo

Don't those need to be portrait shaped? These are landscape shaped videos.

You're able to convert it, the far sides may be cut off but most videos he does would still look fine