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@DaFuqBoom
@DaFuqBoom 5 лет назад
Looks like Skyrim is just an hd version of Oblivion
@TheSimplyJJP
@TheSimplyJJP 3 года назад
with less fun
@justamanofculture12
@justamanofculture12 3 года назад
Lol
@marceljan007
@marceljan007 3 года назад
Always has been
@agnidas5816
@agnidas5816 3 года назад
not even that HD... the first village you encounter looks so bad that the whole village looks like a single rotting plank of wood. Try out Nehrim ... now that's pretty-er. Heck even elder scrolls online looks better...
@mahi327
@mahi327 3 года назад
@@agnidas5816 u probably never modded skyrim then...
@Zharque
@Zharque 6 лет назад
*kills the person* "No sign of 'em."
@xiseme9826
@xiseme9826 6 лет назад
Welcome to Skyrim
@samsid3701
@samsid3701 6 лет назад
Oh my goodness! Are you alright?
@DrJones36
@DrJones36 6 лет назад
No sign of'em if they don't exist.
@naokurogami
@naokurogami 6 лет назад
Mint Cola I mean, technically, he's right.
@viciousKev
@viciousKev 6 лет назад
But also he screamed SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!!
@overlorddante
@overlorddante 4 года назад
When you have proper armor, a sword, and shield but you're scared of a half naked man with a knife. Seems legit.
@hopeless1093
@hopeless1093 4 года назад
Thom 😂😂
@Booplesn00tgaming
@Booplesn00tgaming 4 года назад
When you see a half naked Nord coming at you, you run!
@vilearcana9053
@vilearcana9053 4 года назад
Welcome to Skyrim
@9mmwaffle.
@9mmwaffle. 4 года назад
Right after he threatened the dragon born 😂
@overlorddante
@overlorddante 4 года назад
@@9mmwaffle. who likely is kitted out in even better gear. "Ima threaten this dude wearing full ebony armor but shit my pants over a dude with no shirt."
@D-FENS33
@D-FENS33 4 года назад
1:03 *Plunges dagger through target’s back, destroying vital organs and most likely severing the spine* No sign of ‘em.
@nicebear8268
@nicebear8268 4 года назад
... anymore...
@rage13371
@rage13371 4 года назад
I’m dead
@D-FENS33
@D-FENS33 4 года назад
Pro Tips you win
@beaposting1
@beaposting1 4 года назад
@Pro Tips the steel dagger in skyrim is much more of a short sword than a dagger
@AlecazamAlecazam
@AlecazamAlecazam 4 года назад
I like the use of the word plunge lol
@toptext455
@toptext455 6 лет назад
"Death is highly overrated"
@jr.jackrabbit10
@jr.jackrabbit10 6 лет назад
you're my berdst friend
@slp0001
@slp0001 6 лет назад
That... is honestly true lol
@HD-Shadowcloak
@HD-Shadowcloak 6 лет назад
I was about to say that
@ErenTheWarcriminal
@ErenTheWarcriminal 6 лет назад
Life is highly overrated
@someperson2287
@someperson2287 6 лет назад
Whom’st’d’ve this Death and where can I find him?
@Miimu5210
@Miimu5210 6 лет назад
Man, I can't count how many times I've had this encounter. I've done a lot of creative things to try and interrupt their little bout. One memorable time, I met the pair in Dawnstar, and I think he gave me a iron mace that drained stamina and told me to hold onto it. Then he sneaked away, and the other guy came up to me and asked me where he went. Before I could answer, a dragon landed in front of my face, and the hunter, a bunch of guards, and those Khajit merchants at the entrance to the city cut it down. Then while I was absorbing the dragon soul the thief ran past me screaming, "Death is highly overrated!" and the Hunter performed a execution move on him by driving his sword into his chest. The hunter then said, "hmpf" and walked away, while the Khajit merchants stared at me and said, "It's you, the legend, dragonborn..." And then a guard next to me said, "We need to do something about these vampire attacks" while staring at the dead dragon skeleton.
@Ojo10
@Ojo10 6 лет назад
I can't breathe 😂
@CRIM3W4VE
@CRIM3W4VE 6 лет назад
Mi Lol
@xiseme9826
@xiseme9826 6 лет назад
I wish youtube had a save comment feature
@Leto85
@Leto85 6 лет назад
That was... just glorious. Don't you just LOVE Skyrim's AI? 😂😂😂
@MisterCreeper97
@MisterCreeper97 6 лет назад
That's just your typical everyday Skyrim happening
@Don-ds3dy
@Don-ds3dy 3 года назад
"SKYRIM belongs to the NORDS!" * stabs a nord * Typical Nord Behaviour.
@MrButlertron12
@MrButlertron12 3 года назад
Adventurer: "You Nords sure are a contentious people." Nord: "You just made an enemy for life!"
@kxmode
@kxmode 3 года назад
He wasn't a Nord. He was a Stormcloak.
@Don-ds3dy
@Don-ds3dy 3 года назад
@@kxmode you can't tell but I disliked your comment. Why do they even have that option anymore if they're not going to show it? It could at least cancel out the like that you gave to your own comment, yeah I know it was you. What kind of a prick likes their own comment? Someone who plays a Kahjit I bet.
@eduarrddo
@eduarrddo 3 года назад
@@Don-ds3dy holy shit
@bodkin_point4759
@bodkin_point4759 3 года назад
Redguard m8y
@WzrywProstaty
@WzrywProstaty 4 года назад
My friend told me that he saw this dialogue in that way: -...Did you see someone run past just now? -Yes, but information costs money -*gives gold* Okay, tell me about that -I don't know (lie) -Until next time.
@TyudroWymoreEdgartyu2
@TyudroWymoreEdgartyu2 4 года назад
How to become an extorsionist.
@playloup66
@playloup66 4 года назад
The joys of Elder Scrolls dialogue!
@kristolaul3839
@kristolaul3839 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@potatto8534
@potatto8534 4 года назад
The trickster
@HyouMix
@HyouMix 4 года назад
Damn what an exploitation lmaooo
@matthewharbut5671
@matthewharbut5671 6 лет назад
*out of nowhere* WE'RE ROUTED! FALL BACK!
@3333Cortez
@3333Cortez 6 лет назад
He was having a Vietnam flashback.
@Megzrocksyoursocks
@Megzrocksyoursocks 6 лет назад
3333Cortez 😂😂😂😂this reply is better than the comment above
@Alanonful
@Alanonful 5 лет назад
@@3333Cortez Can't stop laughing from 1h
@domishere4313
@domishere4313 5 лет назад
1 guy
@craftergamer9058
@craftergamer9058 4 года назад
What’s even funnier is if he stayed still for a few more minutes he’d be fine
@StyxTBuferd
@StyxTBuferd 6 лет назад
*Did you see someone run past just now?* With the person hiding in the corner, it starts to feel like a Skyrim themed episode of Blues Clues.
@justinvarghese6852
@justinvarghese6852 6 лет назад
snek It's funnier when you realize he's looking right at the guy at 0:29 before talking to you.
@supersaiyangoddess4293
@supersaiyangoddess4293 6 лет назад
But your character can do the same though so he probably just has his sneak perks maxed out lol.
@windwind3170
@windwind3170 6 лет назад
No sign of 'em.
@spencerbowden2979
@spencerbowden2979 5 лет назад
First we take out our handy dandy DAGGER! That’s right a dagger and we put it in his HEART!
@sheev2372
@sheev2372 5 лет назад
*MAIL TIME BELONGS TO THE NORDS!*
@joelhaggis5054
@joelhaggis5054 4 года назад
I like to imagine these two are forced to carry out this encounter over and over again in some bizarre sisyphean cycle
@samsonguy10k
@samsonguy10k 4 года назад
Which type, though? Groundhog Day, Window of Opportunity, or Russian Doll? I am thinking Russian Doll. Whenever the thief dies, they, the thief and the hunter, both wake up the next morning, but the countdown to either's demise and the following reset begins when the thief steals from the hunter. And the thief inevitably has to steal from the hunter and get it to the Dragonborn. Why? That's for the thief to figure out. In this story, the Dragonborn is just a secondary character, kinda like Ned Ryerson from Groundhog Day.
@tuffy135ify
@tuffy135ify 4 года назад
@@samsonguy10k Sounds like Buddhist Hell. From what I remember, there is specific reincarnations into Hell to fit certain behavior. Example: Lovers Hell is where a woman is in a tree where the trunk is wrapped in sharp blades, and her lover has to climb the tree to reach her. If he makes it, she appears at the bottom of the tree and he has to climb down. It repeats like this.
@themousemage
@themousemage 4 года назад
Maybe they eternally search for each other, like the Dalai Lama and the Panchen Lama.
@lilpotayto
@lilpotayto 4 года назад
"Well, my friend. It seems we must once again play our roles." "*sigh* It appears so.... DEATH IS HIGHLY OVERRATED!" "YOU WON'T LEAVE SKYRIM ALIVE!"
@TheMasterTelevision
@TheMasterTelevision 4 года назад
And endless game of Cat and Mouse
@jordanholliday9163
@jordanholliday9163 4 года назад
Skyrims AI is a thing of beauty
@RonixEnclave
@RonixEnclave 4 года назад
only bested by Oblivion AI
@CassidyCope
@CassidyCope 4 года назад
@@RonixEnclave *Have you heard any news of the other provinces?*
@deadman8000
@deadman8000 4 года назад
Casimir Paul No.
@CassidyCope
@CassidyCope 4 года назад
@@deadman8000 Farewell.
@Siliziumwesen
@Siliziumwesen 4 года назад
@@CassidyCope ASSAULT ASSAULT WE been robb-hello. Have you heared of the hight elves? ASSAULT ASSAULT. Sits down and beginns to eat
@nightterror6727
@nightterror6727 6 лет назад
*_Sees guy you stole from coming_* *_Hides in plain sight_* Ahhh the magic of Skyrim
@GrahamBarth
@GrahamBarth 6 лет назад
Damn, that first line took me awhile...
@CherryNobody
@CherryNobody 6 лет назад
*WE ARE ROUTED*
@krassilverfang5504
@krassilverfang5504 6 лет назад
That thief must have had 100 Sneak Level
@moge820
@moge820 6 лет назад
Isn't that how Skyrim stealth works?
@charliechang1376
@charliechang1376 6 лет назад
illusion 100
@frname7665
@frname7665 6 лет назад
*Must have been the wind.*
@MarchianoAjax
@MarchianoAjax 6 лет назад
Frname Oh-blivion
@gojuryu2143
@gojuryu2143 6 лет назад
“ I better cut down on the ale, starting to see things”
@arbiteras
@arbiteras 6 лет назад
Damn rats skulking in the shadows, making me jumpy!
@kaylobrok3272
@kaylobrok3272 5 лет назад
shots arrow to Bandit's face *Argh! Must have been the wind*
@tribbleq
@tribbleq 5 лет назад
@@gojuryu2143 Man's been hitting the skooma I say.
@johnkhaw3213
@johnkhaw3213 4 года назад
“Mercy” he yells while being fully armed and armored and his opponent is half naked with a small knife.
@lukaszkulwicki
@lukaszkulwicki 3 года назад
naked guys with a stick are most fearsome characters ds vibes
@RDA000
@RDA000 3 года назад
A coward in armor is still a coward
@XOPOIIIO
@XOPOIIIO 26 дней назад
The same guy who the same minute threatened Dragonborn.
@NatasWhite
@NatasWhite 4 года назад
Death is highly overrated? I’ve never heard this said in Skyrim. Ever
@SirClifty
@SirClifty 4 года назад
Natas White I’m surprised so many people have upvoted this I’ve heard fleeing npcs say it so many times, try going on a killing rampage in a town and you’ll hear people saying it.
@NatasWhite
@NatasWhite 4 года назад
Clifty I go on a killing rampage like every other week. Solitude is good for stress relief. Also didn’t notice I had that many likes
@JMill-bs6xt
@JMill-bs6xt 4 года назад
Ikr I’ve put so much time into this game and when I heard that line I immediately thought “this guy must have a mod that adds new dialogue “
@NatasWhite
@NatasWhite 4 года назад
J.Mill I probably would’ve thought that but the dialogue sounded too vanilla
@ValensBellator
@ValensBellator 4 года назад
Lol I just realized I’ve never gone on a “killing rampage” in a town before... I was surprised to hear that like too as I’ve sunk hundreds of hours into the game over the years.
@CODA96
@CODA96 6 лет назад
> Hides in Plain Sight > Guy with Sword and Shield runs away from someone with a Dagger > Death is Highly overrated > Casually asks ''Yeah'' after he stabbed someone in the back > Guards ignore it, but whole Skyrim hunts you down for a chicken killed Quality Bethesda Game.
@nickkohlmann
@nickkohlmann 6 лет назад
JoJo World Order Welcome To TESV
@water9892
@water9892 5 лет назад
Yup
@lusio7182
@lusio7182 5 лет назад
you forgot the ''until next time'' he said while following the thief lol
@jabberw0k812
@jabberw0k812 5 лет назад
Also, why does he pull out a sword to run away?
@huseyinakturk6212
@huseyinakturk6212 5 лет назад
At least mc not gay
@JustinY.
@JustinY. 6 лет назад
Sneak *100*
@aaaaaaaa6685
@aaaaaaaa6685 6 лет назад
Justin Y. And we meet once aaaggaaaaiiinnn
@meltenvy
@meltenvy 6 лет назад
those likebots working pretty well for you huh?
@ripdangerdolanunsubbedbutn8902
wtf haaaa
@Daniel-ok6fq
@Daniel-ok6fq 6 лет назад
are u a paid bot m8?
@abyssstrider2547
@abyssstrider2547 6 лет назад
ܠܐܚܕ lb You sound salty...
@velileon101
@velileon101 5 лет назад
“No sign of em” Amnesia: *100*
@AAllen-br8it
@AAllen-br8it 5 лет назад
*"SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!"* That's like the equivalent to me screaming "NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION." While stabbing someone to death for taking my wallet.
@rodrigohuaman4912
@rodrigohuaman4912 4 года назад
That would make some sense. More like stealing your sandwich.
@jeffersonclippership2588
@jeffersonclippership2588 4 года назад
Or yelling "AM I BEING DETAINED" while shooting a cop
@overlorddante
@overlorddante 4 года назад
"America belongs to white people" you scream as you stab a fellow white person.
@winterhatharrived2037
@winterhatharrived2037 4 года назад
Actually, it's a bit more like a Native American hacking away at a white person with a tomahawk, shouting: "WE WERE HERE FIRST!"
@sagecash1442
@sagecash1442 4 года назад
I'd say it's more comparable to screaming "the south will rise again!" Since there are some racial implications.
@pennclick
@pennclick 6 лет назад
Damn, I didn't realize that Fugitive stole Skyrim... Nords must be frustrated, his Skyrim is surely worth a lot of money.
@swerks197
@swerks197 6 лет назад
smh
@That_One_User_314
@That_One_User_314 6 лет назад
Zant You clever bunny Xd
@LRDCHF
@LRDCHF 5 лет назад
Well, the Hunter is Todd Howard...
@user-bl3fo7dz3o
@user-bl3fo7dz3o 5 лет назад
L0RDCH13F 365 And the fugitive is mod-creators
@lotfiallam5403
@lotfiallam5403 4 года назад
I am in tears
@Skel3bones
@Skel3bones 6 лет назад
*I LOVE THE LITTLE SCREAM HE MAKES* 0:43
@nickkohlmann
@nickkohlmann 6 лет назад
treborg Sounds like Abe Simpson
@PsychoCaki
@PsychoCaki 5 лет назад
@@nickkohlmann looool
@ZorroLocoStudios
@ZorroLocoStudios 5 лет назад
Aaaiiee!
@r.a.fgattaiguy845
@r.a.fgattaiguy845 5 лет назад
"uuhhhh"
@BBD1
@BBD1 5 лет назад
Loooooool
@Gondorf5
@Gondorf5 4 года назад
Todd Howard: "It just works."
@jwizdum2103
@jwizdum2103 4 года назад
“SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!” “no sign of em”
@_caracalla_
@_caracalla_ 3 года назад
yeah?
@NiskaMagnusson
@NiskaMagnusson 6 лет назад
YOU WON'T LEAVE SKYRIM ALIVE! ... don't think he intended to run THAT far
@TheCrimson147
@TheCrimson147 5 лет назад
Haha imagine that
@lucasfranke3326
@lucasfranke3326 5 лет назад
Well, he was in Riften, that's really close to the border with Cyrodil XD
@damionwilliams6732
@damionwilliams6732 4 года назад
Lobe the profile pic of tyr
@enirmo4917
@enirmo4917 4 года назад
i think they would chase you, same as oblivion. once i read about someone who got chased by the imperials from bruma to skingrad
@burgeryoufoundbehindthegrill
@burgeryoufoundbehindthegrill 4 года назад
Running is highly overated
@karenblan4505
@karenblan4505 6 лет назад
*Skyrim belongs to the Nords*
@milktree4545
@milktree4545 6 лет назад
*places his left hand in the air, grabbing on to a non-existent shoulder*
@the_rabidsquirel
@the_rabidsquirel 6 лет назад
My favorite is when hunters are telling those damn rabbits that Skyrim belongs to the Nords.
@spaceskeleton2000
@spaceskeleton2000 6 лет назад
well he did steal something from a nord...
@Canthary
@Canthary 6 лет назад
don't you hate people who brings politics into everything
@unconscious7219
@unconscious7219 6 лет назад
the_rabidsquirel Skyrim should import dingo in order to get rid of those bunny bastards. Wait, I've seen this before.
@michaloo1908
@michaloo1908 4 года назад
Nobody: RU-vid recommendaction: "take this and hold onto it"
@HybridSpektar
@HybridSpektar 4 года назад
That sums up the recommendation algorithm in a nutshell
@rivers10151
@rivers10151 4 года назад
Michał Sanecki hahaha why does RU-vid do that?
@dannyt4663
@dannyt4663 4 года назад
me: you n'wah
@mikerawling8038
@mikerawling8038 4 года назад
I have no idea why so many views and likes
@forkandspoonoperator
@forkandspoonoperator 4 года назад
This was suggested for me under what other key and peele viewers watched. I’m nervous about what else they have watched now.
@H4kkk0
@H4kkk0 4 года назад
Guy hides in plain sight . Guy is big and strong . Also guy runs away from a man with dagger , while holding a long-ass sword and a huge shield , screaming like a little girl. I love Skyrim . Never change.
@asoru5573
@asoru5573 3 года назад
Welcome to Skyrim 2.0!
@GriffithDidNothingWrong
@GriffithDidNothingWrong 6 лет назад
I just hope the next elder scrolls has stupid npcs too 🤣
@xiseme9826
@xiseme9826 6 лет назад
Noctis Lucis Caelum they learn on their mistakes so i think your wish won't be granted
@xiseme9826
@xiseme9826 6 лет назад
Morrowind had a complicated mechanism and ugly combat. Oblivion simplified the game and improved on combat. Oblivion had ugly faces and bad random dialogue. Skyrim fixed those issues.
@ICantSplel
@ICantSplel 6 лет назад
Marko S Is that sarcasm? *Oblivion guard murders an Npc* "Body still warm, there's a killer on the loose". *Skyrim murder* "No sign of em".
@xiseme9826
@xiseme9826 6 лет назад
ICantSplel they can't fix everything... However if you look at the game as a whole it is a huge improvement
@fluffuloid
@fluffuloid 6 лет назад
Todd Howard guarantees it
@nasher931
@nasher931 5 лет назад
"SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!" *Stabs another Nord through the back*
@dominikkuharic1259
@dominikkuharic1259 5 лет назад
I'd tell you otherwise , that was a redguard. Darker skin
@naboost9485
@naboost9485 4 года назад
what ? he was just trying to remember the differents parts of cyrodiil for his important exam
@skyiu5328
@skyiu5328 4 года назад
@@dominikkuharic1259 i think that bandit is a imperial
@soulplexis
@soulplexis 4 года назад
No sign of em
@yougotdropped9741
@yougotdropped9741 4 года назад
Basically the native Americans before the white man arrived
@silvercandra4275
@silvercandra4275 3 года назад
I keep encountering them everywhere, here are some of my favorites: I was raiding a bandit camp while in werewolf form when suddenly "Take this and hold onto it!" I found the response "Umm..." to be quite fitting. It's not everyday that a half naked thief asks a werewolf for help. Another good one was when I was just walking around and a drogon appeared, in the middle of the fight this dumbass walks up to me and tells me to hold onto his stupid bow, while I was being burned alive by a giant lizard standing a few meters next to us.
@bluewolf5895
@bluewolf5895 4 года назад
Ah Skyrim, where you can mercilessly destroy someone your fighting but kill one chicken and your forced to massacre half the population of riverwood
@kkbeatss
@kkbeatss 3 года назад
that happened to me lmao i was so confused as why everyone tried to kill me in riverwood
@dreambeast759
@dreambeast759 3 года назад
Same happened to me but i just cast a fear spell on a chicken
@brunoveloso5693
@brunoveloso5693 6 лет назад
"Did you see someone run past just now?" "no" "well, if you do, grab him and yell! bastard stole from me" **Bastard watches everything from 3 meters away**
@tohopes
@tohopes 5 лет назад
Hey now, he's too busy to just grab the guy and yell himself. That's what he has other people for, to delegate to..
@tribbleq
@tribbleq 5 лет назад
Fugitive Snow
@Klarden
@Klarden 6 лет назад
The saddest thing about this "radiant" encounter is that I've never seen it work even remotely not stupidly, which probably also means that Bethesda never saw it work in a more or less "normal" way in their testing either, which means they just consciously left this whole thing in the game.
@Spellweaver5
@Spellweaver5 6 лет назад
I suppose that it works in a non-stupid way if thief runs far enough. It still makes very little sense though.
@Argenteux
@Argenteux 6 лет назад
"It just works."
@MagicalBreeze
@MagicalBreeze 6 лет назад
I remember it actually working alright for me, lol. Thief gives me an item, runs away somewhere where i cant actually see him at least.
@DevHyatt
@DevHyatt 6 лет назад
My first playthrough the event happened where he gave me an item, but I never actually met the hunter. I didn't even know until the second time through it there even was one
@roddydykes7053
@roddydykes7053 6 лет назад
Klarden I’ve had this encounter a few times, but never met the hunter, assuming he got killed on the way over or something
@universal_wisdom3416
@universal_wisdom3416 4 года назад
“Yeah?” i love Skyrim
@annoyingguy9939
@annoyingguy9939 4 года назад
I love how after the hunter kills the thief, he says yeah. He's like yeah, so what.
@Sylhux
@Sylhux 6 лет назад
The funny thing about this one is that it's not even an AI bug like some of your other videos. It goes like that every single time you get this encounter which leads me to one thing : It's genuinely intended to be this way which is even worse.
@james--p
@james--p 6 лет назад
Sylhux its not a bug. Its a feature
@7dayspking
@7dayspking 6 лет назад
Of course this was the way it was intended, what 'bug' do you even see here? The hunter seems to have a package to speak to the player that overrides combat. I might look in the creation kit to see if that's the case. The thief normally runs right out of the way. In other games given the same information it's probable the hunter would have never even attacked the thief. Skyrim should have removed that combat override probably. As 'bad' as this looks have a peak at other games trying to do half of what Skyrim did. Hard to have a game that vast with so many different parts and for some of those parts not to mesh perfectly or to look a little bit janky. Look at the newly released Kingdom Come Deliverance.
@7dayspking
@7dayspking 6 лет назад
+ALIAS they're complaining about the Hunter I believe. I think the package to speak to the player overrides combat.
@Invocated_Agitator
@Invocated_Agitator 6 лет назад
Not true. I had this once and they didn't fought. The thief later came to me asking what did i said to the hunter. Ure all just unlucky or nob and u can't play the game right and breake it. Reported cheturs!
@enzoaugusto1577
@enzoaugusto1577 5 лет назад
@@trentn1127 kingdom come deliverance started being made at 2009, that's a fucking long time. Also they didn't have to work as much on lore, since, well, a lot of it was history. But none of that matters, because comparing a game that came out in 2011 and one that came out in 2018 just doesn't make sense
@NocturnalNick
@NocturnalNick 6 лет назад
*This should be good* says the guard
@InternetCrusader
@InternetCrusader 6 лет назад
Eh it's Riften, what can you expect?
@nxxxck
@nxxxck 4 года назад
Been playing Skyrim for maybe 6 or 7 years now and not once in all of my play throughs have I encountered this dialog
@emoproburrito8014
@emoproburrito8014 4 года назад
I have on my first but never after that one.
@watermelonhead8054
@watermelonhead8054 4 года назад
@@emoproburrito8014 i get this all the time
@bobchipman4473
@bobchipman4473 4 года назад
I've had this encounter so many times. The game really likes it when your in the middle of nowhere.
@M0rdFustang
@M0rdFustang 3 года назад
I've never seen it, maybe I should play again
@sirspongadoodle
@sirspongadoodle 2 года назад
@@M0rdFustang you probaly fast travel alot.
@edwardmitchell2613
@edwardmitchell2613 4 года назад
He ran up to me while I was a wherewolf and asked me to hold onto it
@Ironwolf-pm7zs
@Ironwolf-pm7zs 3 года назад
How nice, not judging someone by the physical form they posses.
@marsneedstowels
@marsneedstowels 3 года назад
A whatwolf?
@ianmesser9289
@ianmesser9289 3 года назад
@@marsneedstowels no a whywolf
@user-rl6gi6gs9z
@user-rl6gi6gs9z 3 года назад
Everyone ask wherewolf or whywolf, but no one asks howwolf...
@akbarprasetio3285
@akbarprasetio3285 2 года назад
@@user-rl6gi6gs9z whenwolf?
@Painmore
@Painmore 6 лет назад
This channel is the reason I wake up in the morning
@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
"Death is highly overrated" This quote is highly *Underrated*
@johnnytightlips991
@johnnytightlips991 3 года назад
Skyrim npc: threatens the literal dragonborn, the greatest warrior in Tamriel Also skyrim npc: is scared of a man in a fur coat with a butter knife
@H.K.5
@H.K.5 3 года назад
I remember he had the balls to threaten my tall, jacked to the gills high elf but ran away from some random hunter with a knife lmao
@roguelegend9276
@roguelegend9276 4 года назад
These encounters are part of what make Skyrim so good. The world feels alive around you, and it gives it endless possibility and replayability, not to mention the comedic gold.
@underthependulum3484
@underthependulum3484 6 лет назад
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS *kills a nord*
@MOARELDENRING
@MOARELDENRING 6 лет назад
Heeeres Jakey He was a sopping little milk drinker.
@shrekfanboy5446
@shrekfanboy5446 6 лет назад
Heeeres Jakey Wasnt a Nord. Theres specific voice actors for specific races. That guy was either imperial or breton. Also, nord characters are scripted to say "Skyrim belongs to the nords" when fighting non-nords. When fighting nords they say "You call yourself a nord?" Or "You're a disgrace to your own kind".
@ejfunny
@ejfunny 6 лет назад
Mayonnaise probably a breton. Just like the theif in the beginning of the game. Not sure if bethesda is teaching us to be racist or just coincidence lol
@sentry6332
@sentry6332 5 лет назад
He was probably a redguard tho
@dasistmeinnamedasistmeinna9662
Been looking for this comment
@fabulog7010
@fabulog7010 6 лет назад
One time, a bandit killed the thief midway through him giving me the item.
@iunnor
@iunnor 4 года назад
Pushes a sword through someones chest, pulls it out and cuts their head clean off. While screaming "Skyrim belongs to the Nords!" 1 second later: calmly turns to you and ask "Need something?"
@fobare2ameritex526
@fobare2ameritex526 4 года назад
I love how the bandit had a sword, shield, and studded armor. And had no problem threatening somebody obviously way stronger and better armed. But cowers and runs away from a backwoods nord hunter with a knife. Skyrim Logic.
@stefanm.734
@stefanm.734 5 лет назад
"Death is highly overrated!" Almost 300 hours playing Skyrim, and I never once heard this line. It's hilarious.
@thesnep4757
@thesnep4757 3 года назад
300? Rookie numbers.
@eziodelalala1070
@eziodelalala1070 3 года назад
theres also rhe classic "then pay with your blood" line in skyrim lmao
@cgonthebeat3741
@cgonthebeat3741 3 года назад
That means you probably play honorably lol
@selectionn
@selectionn Год назад
ive played the game on literally every console and PC, on various patches/versions and I have never heard that voice line in my life. weird how so many of us havent heard it.
@caleb1829
@caleb1829 6 лет назад
"Death is highly overrated!"
@ninjabrycelee3066
@ninjabrycelee3066 9 месяцев назад
I like how the guards just stand there and watch like “I don’t get payed enough to deal with that!”
@nayan9325
@nayan9325 4 года назад
I remember being a noob and trying new weapon on a chicken. A lady attacked me for attacking chicken,I attacked her back then one thing led to another and whole town was after me just for killing a chicken. They did manage to kill me though.
@Leondegrance2
@Leondegrance2 4 года назад
They ate well that night.
@LooterPenguin
@LooterPenguin 6 лет назад
"Skyrim is an immersive game"
@RennieAsh
@RennieAsh 5 лет назад
You won't get the best of me! One hit later: I cannot best you!
@awesomeismyname1313
@awesomeismyname1313 4 года назад
Its because of the sex
@mister_anomaly
@mister_anomaly 6 лет назад
No sign of 'em.
@bsamaniac305
@bsamaniac305 6 лет назад
Yeah?
@JosephStalin-st1uk
@JosephStalin-st1uk 6 лет назад
must have been my imagination
@sharkdude2037
@sharkdude2037 6 лет назад
What is it?
@H.K.5
@H.K.5 5 лет назад
Must have ran off.
@sixrats
@sixrats 4 года назад
Found this guy seconds after escaping Helgen in my literal first-ever Skyrim playthrough. You bet your ass I kept that weapon in my inventory for the rest of the game...
@bigbrownslugman
@bigbrownslugman 4 года назад
Haven’t heard the “death is highly overrated” line before
@0Bennyman
@0Bennyman 6 лет назад
I like how the game has to specify that by saying No you are lying.
@Frostburn101
@Frostburn101 5 лет назад
I was expecting an army when he yells "We're routed! Fall back!" 😂😂😂😂😂
@cagexnorris3792
@cagexnorris3792 4 года назад
"Death is highly overrated" as he runs from it. Amen my brother
@DarkAutumn3D
@DarkAutumn3D 3 года назад
"Until next time..." How often does this happen to him? Lol.
@JaxontheOkay
@JaxontheOkay 2 года назад
damn you're right i honestly didn't even notice that. i just hear it so often i don't pay any mind to it
@sirspongadoodle
@sirspongadoodle 2 года назад
@@JaxontheOkay it just means goodbye essentially.
@unamusedrohan1666
@unamusedrohan1666 6 лет назад
The first time I had this encounter, the rightful owner showed up less than a minute after the fugitive. I tried to return the item, like any responsible citizen would do, but a dragon attack cut our meeting short. The fight ended with the dragon crashing into the ground. The man proceeded to mine for ore in the wake of the impact, forgetting all about his stolen sword.
@water9892
@water9892 5 лет назад
Fucking dragons, ruin everything hope ES 6 doesn't have dragons annoying af
@khaorix2667
@khaorix2667 5 лет назад
When life gives you lemons...
@fullmetalpleb
@fullmetalpleb 5 лет назад
@@water9892 You could always just avoid the main story, it's the worst part anyways. I never spawn the dragons
@diobrando666
@diobrando666 4 года назад
Lol
@aljohanialjohani4745
@aljohanialjohani4745 4 года назад
@@diobrando666 lol
@hans_____
@hans_____ 6 лет назад
Here's hoping Bethesda never improves NPC dialogue.
@shriharihudli8596
@shriharihudli8596 4 года назад
ERA CASTE Right. Those 2 words don’t belong in the same sentence.
@diobrando666
@diobrando666 4 года назад
.
@polarvortex6141
@polarvortex6141 3 года назад
*Looks directly at the fugitive* “No, didn’t see anyone”
@soulplexis
@soulplexis 4 года назад
"SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!!" *BRUTALLY STABS ENEMY KILLING HIM INSTANTLY* "No sign of 'em."
@autumnVoid1138
@autumnVoid1138 6 лет назад
"No sign of him" lol I guess so
@Shoundaime
@Shoundaime 6 лет назад
The good ol skyrim, were a horse can kill a dragon and a giant by himself, but if falls from 3 meters you die. Glitch and nonsense as I like.
@fulcrum2951
@fulcrum2951 5 лет назад
Its a feature
@naufalrifki3130
@naufalrifki3130 4 года назад
I'm starting to think that Bethesda has some sort of tradition to make some very stupid NPCs in their games. Fallout, Elder Scrolls, all the same.
@BaldwinVoice
@BaldwinVoice 2 года назад
This game was so ahead of its time. Very amazing and inclusive of Bethesda to make a game where literally every character is severely mentally ill
@warlockdruid
@warlockdruid 6 лет назад
The irony of the guard saying "Somebody help!"
@bytelasagna
@bytelasagna 6 лет назад
I had a mod where bandits would attack holds in armies. I was outside Whiterun and a fugitive gave me an elven mace. While he was sneaking away from me, the bandits spawned in and all attacked him while I ran away. Then, they just ran away from the city screaming things like "We are routed. Fall back!", "Mercy!!!", and "Victory is yours! I submit!!!". Then, Lars Battle-Born ran up to them and kept punching an old bandit.
@deuceyd8468
@deuceyd8468 6 лет назад
what mod
@ChucksNourish
@ChucksNourish 6 лет назад
Warzone 2015 - Civil Unrest maybe? Spawns a shitload of npcs though lol
@bytelasagna
@bytelasagna 6 лет назад
Deucey D Dunno. Just look for Bandits Attack mod
@DamnitBobbeh2399
@DamnitBobbeh2399 4 года назад
“No sign of em” Best line ever
@oogabooga8003
@oogabooga8003 3 года назад
“They’ll never see me if I crouch”
@ladamedesaraignees1764
@ladamedesaraignees1764 6 лет назад
The first time this happened to me, the guy got bodied by a giant spider before he finished his first sentence
@yamyefet4250
@yamyefet4250 6 лет назад
And the scrolls have foretold, of dumb thieves in the cold, that when cowards start run come unfurled, Hunterin, bane of thieves, ancient shadow unbound, with a hunger to swallow....No sign of 'em.
@watermelonhead8054
@watermelonhead8054 4 года назад
this comment is highly underrated
@Sonico30
@Sonico30 2 года назад
Not a single phone in sight. Just people living in the moment.
@ranpan0801
@ranpan0801 3 года назад
You gotta admit, the timing of when he says “Skyrim belongs to the Nords” is pretty badass. It’s probably the last thing that guy ever heard
@leontarmann3449
@leontarmann3449 5 лет назад
Love how he runs from a guy with a little dagger while he has a sword and shield in hands
@xiseme9826
@xiseme9826 6 лет назад
*Sneak skill increased*
@RennieAsh
@RennieAsh 5 лет назад
_*short drum roll_
@lordvenoma
@lordvenoma Год назад
I always just watch him chasing him it's always funny 🤣🤣🤣
@LinayatIlyas
@LinayatIlyas 4 года назад
I was holding to the dwarven helmet of archery for so fucking long thinking he'd come back for it. Lol
@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305
Lol 'he stole something from me' seconds later 'skyrim 🅱elongs to the Nords👌👌👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂' I say some kind of conspiracy is going on
@amphlet-1668
@amphlet-1668 5 лет назад
dont mind me im just commenting so i can always look up this comment and laugh
@pyrelynx
@pyrelynx 5 лет назад
@@amphlet-1668 hey if you want you can re-read the comment again.
@amphlet-1668
@amphlet-1668 5 лет назад
@@pyrelynx i just did and it's still funny as hell!! also I just noticed I commented that almost a year ago oh and your profile pic is very cute
@TBKPredator
@TBKPredator 6 лет назад
And once again, the guard is running away instead of intervene. How much do they pay them?
@charleenlangley8709
@charleenlangley8709 6 лет назад
TBKPredator Not enough. Although, I once got a quest from Farkas to kill a dragon with him. On the way there we were attacked by a single wolf and he ran away. Like, wtf. You wanna kill a dragon but whimp out at a wolf?
@hypnoticallychaotic1907
@hypnoticallychaotic1907 6 лет назад
Charleen Langley The first and last time I ever married one of my skyrim characters to Farkas, icebrain got himself abducted by bandits two separate times
@water9892
@water9892 5 лет назад
And yet if you "steal" a flower, three guards pull out their swords and treat you like you murdered a jarl
@BeruCampos
@BeruCampos 5 лет назад
I bet he was on guard duty for too long
@ytmndan
@ytmndan 5 лет назад
Not enough, because I robbed them all, and still couldn’t buy half decent light armor.
@matter__matters
@matter__matters 4 года назад
Love how chilled he says: "Til next time." but at the same time is turning around to the guy with the clear intention to slice him up
@putraseptiadi3071
@putraseptiadi3071 4 года назад
"Death is highly overrated" - Thief, 2011
@SweetMat
@SweetMat 6 лет назад
''Yeah ?"
@fobare2ameritex526
@fobare2ameritex526 4 года назад
Stay out of trouble, Khajiit.
@dibvadegirzim
@dibvadegirzim 6 лет назад
Can I just say? Your uploads have become my favorite part of Thursdays.
@SneakyOrangutan
@SneakyOrangutan 4 года назад
I see nothing wrong here, just a masterpiece of a fricking game.
@mysta9656
@mysta9656 4 года назад
0:29 You can see him look right at the thief before he starts talking to you.
@Daniel-ok6fq
@Daniel-ok6fq 6 лет назад
sword and shield vs one dagger = dagger win
@ProtoMario
@ProtoMario 5 лет назад
Basically, this is a daily prison encounter...
@Hoontermeow
@Hoontermeow 4 года назад
@Arruda They don't, they're just not the types of video you watch, they're not my type either. RU-vid is not only made for you mate.
@charris5700
@charris5700 4 года назад
Sometimes the goats in skyrim seem smarter than the people. The goats will start looking you down with a sinister stare because you took a few down from 50 yards with a bow.
@hajdukbesmrtnik802
@hajdukbesmrtnik802 4 года назад
you know that feeling... when you stumble upon a new bug... And you out to explore it... You never know where's gonna end. But you know its gonna be a pure gold...😂😂😂
@minecraft12andothers
@minecraft12andothers 6 лет назад
It's like watching two toddler's playing pretend
@mrschizo2837
@mrschizo2837 6 лет назад
Funny, I had this encounter in that exact spot not too long ago. Small world.
@anoja31
@anoja31 4 года назад
"Yeah?" Lol
@fernandonascimentoverissim4765
@fernandonascimentoverissim4765 4 года назад
oh god. it just keeps getting better as it builds up.
@ygorschuma3059
@ygorschuma3059 6 лет назад
*Stabs the fugitive in the back* "Yeah?"
@Okunikami
@Okunikami 6 лет назад
I am so confused. The guy had a shield and instead of using it, he ran and hid...
@nesss99
@nesss99 4 года назад
And bigger weapon
@meow_bastard
@meow_bastard 4 года назад
Your kitty sucks you stinking dirtbag. My kitty is b0ss
@Wunderboy08
@Wunderboy08 4 года назад
@@meow_bastard shut up all kitty's are great
@marcush.bach-nielsen6059
@marcush.bach-nielsen6059 4 года назад
Okunihime I really say he was hiding tbh
@rogehmarbi
@rogehmarbi 4 года назад
That is one of the best "Skyrim belong to the nords!" timing I've ever seen.
@DanielAyy
@DanielAyy Год назад
0:30 He has mastered the art of standing so incredibly still he has become invisible to the eye.
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