You know you might be a Metalhead if you... 

13:52 when they said POP COUNTRY UGH at the same time LOL

You’re a metalhead when you have to constantly explain to non-metalheads that ACDC isn’t metal.

You know you're a metalhead when it's cheerful popsongs that make you wanna kill someone, not aggressive metal.

When you can list more obscure metal subgenres than materials like steel and aluminum

You know you’re a metal head when metallica slowly becomes less heavy

A friend of mine was at Bloodstock Festival and thought he was hearing a sick new grindcore band in the distance. He went over to where the sound was coming from and it turned out it was a power generator

You know you’re a metal head when you have a separate playlist of chill songs you tolerate so you don’t scare your friends with your taste in music

Know you're metalhead when someone says "is there backwards satanic messages in your music" but you listen to black metal and you're like "nah there's forwards satanic messages in it"

You start calling normal day things gross, disgusting, nasty as a positive compliment

When you think you hear your black metal ringtone, but it's just the air conditioning.

You know you’re a metal head when you can somewhat hear the bass “ in justice for all” album.

You find it genuinely impossible to find other people in your family, community, and general vicinity that also like metal.

As John Mulaney once said, “He wore glasses, to show that time had passed.”

3:50 - My 6 yr old autistic son thinks it's hilarious when I sing lullabies w/ a death metal style.... It's so funny to see him run to wherever I am when I play specific songs he likes, then he'll cover my mouth until it's the growls in the hook or whatever part he wants me to sing. 😁❤️

You know you’re a metalhead when you get the notification for The DickeyDines Show at 2:45 am and you immediately click

When people say they listen to "everything" but not the way you do.

Real metalheads respect the bassist of any band

You know your a metal head when you only practice vocals when no one is home

When you've heard all the brutal songs so much you not only headbang in public but you now begin to happily skip and snap your fingers to the beat likes it an 80s pop playlist instead of metal.

You know you're a metalhead when you're somehow able to headbang to a prog metal song, which is honestly a super power.

"You know you're a metalhead when you have a bucket on your head" So Megatron is a metalhead? He always struck me as a blues fan.

You know you're a metal head when you listen to metal music and enjoy it :)

You know you’re a metalhead when you show someone a song that you think is decently “light” and they say something about how it’s too heavy

Metal elitists tend to be either extreme metal junkies or 80's boomers.

Now I don’t feel wierd for screaming to any song that doesn’t scream And hearing machinery and using slam vocals Etc These are great and extremely accurate

Guilty with the heavy machinery stank face part... And tbh, End of heartache form KSE is my lullaby

You know you’re a metalhead when you’re searching for new music to recapture that feeling of first discovering more extreme metal years ago but you can’t find anything heavy enough anymore.

You know you’re a metalhead when you thought of james hetfield everytime you see a table.

Your a Metal Head when.. You cant say Slayer without putting some emphasis on it.

I feel like I’ve reached peak metal head. I’ve stopped caring about how heavy the song is and I’ve starting caring more about how good the song is.

"from some guy at Wacken" proceeds to do American country accent. Love it.

You have a cluttered room, but your instruments get their own special place. I love my basses.

I went to a smaller school and was referred to numerous times as the school shooter. I'm not don't worry, I just dress in all black wear only band tee's and a leather jacket. Gotta say, the lack of friends and attention I got bettered me, so thank you metal XD

I totally forgot I had one! You know you're a metal head when you have constantly explain that not every metal band that screams is screamo

You know when you're a Metalhead when Viking metal isn't intimidating anymore

Jared: "People that don't wear band shirts typically just listens to the radio" Or maybe, get this, they're *broke*

You know you’re a metal head when you’re the only one in your group who was excited about Baba Yaga dropping and seeing the weirded out look on everyone else’s face as soon as the song starts

I really thoroughly enjoy country music. I also really enjoy metal music. I even love my pop punk and jazz too. It's very hard to be defined by one genre when each one brings so much to enjoy. Country music has some of the best story telling out of any genre, punk is really relateable and catchy, metal has the awesome breakdowns and a focus on darker topics not talked about in other genres, and jazz can describe emotions just by the way someone plays an instrument. Music is so incredible and meant to be enjoyed.

I feel like the only metalhead who dresses like a Sims character and doesn't have any band shirts

When your mom calls your megadeth and ozzy osbourne shirts satanic and you now wonder if you should let her see you in your death and black metal shirts

You know you’re a metal head when you don’t realize that you listen to bands with crazy/extreme sounding names, until you say em out loud to a non-metal friend.

You know you are a metalhead when you have to change your ringtone for your grandmother's funeral because your ringtone is "For whom the bell tolls" by Metallica... lmao

You know you might be a metalhead when the music you once thought as vile becomes normal

You know you’re a metal head when your neighbors call the HOA on your shower singing

On the topic of relaxing with metal, I need something extreme to take my mind off of whatever. Years ago, I was never the biggest fan of death metal. I didn’t hate it, I just wasn’t huge on it. After working retail for 2 years, bands like Shadow of Intent and Lorna Shore help me relax after dealing with Karen’s all day

You know you're a metalhead when you headbang profusely at prom and everyone stops dancing and stares at you (true story)

You know your a metal head when literally anywhere can be come the pit

If youre awake at 3am watching Dickey Dines. 🎸 🤘

You know you're a metalhead when you have to explain to people that screamo is a type of vocals, and calling any kind of metal simply "screamo" is a mortal sin.

sometimes I feel like I am the only metalhead out of all the metalheads I know that does not wear band tees

I wish they made metal shirts in sport mesh style. I'm a working man and I need the cooling.

The sight of a tractor and a pickup truck gives you PTSD

I can just fall asleep to any music that I enjoy, be it fast or slow, loud or quiet. I think I’ve fallen to Infant Annihilator almost as many times as I’ve fallen asleep to Mesarthim, and that’s just because they are 2 of my favorite bands even though are completely different genres of metal (brutal/technical deathcore and cosmic black metal).

You know you're a metalhead when none of your colleagues wants to car-share with you, because of what you stream from your Amazon music account. Or when people ask what kind of music you're into, you reel off a few band names and are met with confused / quizzical looks (or they even start to slowly back away from you).

I think with the road trip one, he meant that his friends and family don’t let him play anything on trips

You know you're a metalhead when you're 90% sure you've given yourself concussions and possibly CTE due to excessive headbanging. I'm not even joking. I'm pretty sure my migraines are a result of me giving myself numerous minor concussions over the years because I have no chill when I headbang.

You know you are a metal head when you have a secret playlist of badass metal songs that you only play when you are alone in the car because you don’t want to scare your wife away

You know you're a metalhead when someone asks about the band on your shirt or the one you're listening to at the time and then you go into the bands genre, go into the different subgenres, go into the history of how those genres came about and then realize the person doesn't give a fuck and thinks you have an unhealthy obsession. Example, I wear my warbringer shirt to work, a guy asks "what's that say" my response: It says warbringer they're a thrash metal band, thrash metal is like slayer, anthrax, megadeth, metallica etc. It was big in the bay area, of course there was the european thrash bands as well, but thrash came about due to a combonation of punk and new wave of british heavy metal, that's like judas priest, iron maiden, diamond head, saxon, etc. But those bands came about ultimately because of sabbath which combined blues and hard rock but just downtuned the tritone" yeah I'm that guy LMAO

You know you're a metalhead when the cashier says your total is $6.66 and you smile with satisfaction.

You know you're a metal head when everyone looks at you in disgust when you play it in public. They're loss

Lmfao the road trip one hits pretty close to home. I'll usually just end up playing some chill lo fi music or some instrumental metal and call it a day

- Snap an upper engine mount jumping speedbumps in your 1992 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX while listening to Hammer Smashed Face on repeat.

You know you're a metalhead when you have called at least one person a poseur when they disagreed with your opinion, only to realize the disagreement has nothing to do with metal or even music at all

You know you're a metalhead when you're watching The Incredible Dr. Pol, you hear about a thing called 'rectal prolapse' and you think: 'cool band name!'

Was literally air drumming at work on my lunch at the countertop right before you talked about that @10:45

Swinging your hair in circular motion is more worse if you do it a lot. An example would be Tom Araya from Slayer. He actually had to get neck surgary because he twisted his neck at one point.

CUMMY WUMMY TIME

when you have headbanged for so many years you have to have neck fusion surgery

When your date asks you what music you listen to and you say "Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"kero kero bonito" ....ahhh yes, another person of class and refinement!

That should be on the list. You know you're a metalhead when you remember having the exact death metal pedal that Jared refers to. Bonus points for using with a Warlock on your baby Fender amp.

You might be a metalhead when you frequently wipe forehead blood off your steering wheel

About the screaming to non-metal songs thing. I tend to sing songs how they normally are though I add a scream to the end of the section of My Demons by Starset, the part right after the second verse, because I feel like one work really well there. There's also definitely screaming in non-metal songs, though they tend to have that influence of course.

I've totally been using a jackhammer and thought, 'man that sounds like the snare on a blast beat'

You're a real metalhead if you listen to several genres of metal that all sound the the same to a normie or non-metalhead

The knowing of all the details of every band is definitely a metal thing. I think it's because metal people are so invested in the music and the bands because of the music being so personal

The pulling of hair out of the ass, and well, every imaginable place that normally should NOT have hair... That's a ridiculously real struggle.

I'm one of those people who don't own Metal band shirts but listens to it all. Why don't I have band shirts? because I have to spend that money on my own musical endeavors.

i love jared’s energy here lol

You know you're a metalhead when you spend 5 minutes trying to synchronize "Bleed" by Meshugga to your fucked up engine.

You know you might be a metalhead if you've been abused as a child

I love y’all and I stay up watching y’all’s vids all night

one thing too is when ur friends or you are watching a youtuber talking about a type kind of music, and you think "hmm im sure this is NOT for me"

My parents were always confused why I had a bucket on me scalp

8:09 I’m a young 13year old metal head and I own an IBANEZ not a kiesel (I’m not that rich LOL) and I am guilty of loving Polyphia and Plini but I also love Slaughter to Previal, Spiritbox, Born of Osiris, and Slipknot too!! Thanks for the laughs tonight guys!!!

A song I like to scream to that has no screaming is Ludacris-Get Back lol

You know you’re a metalhead when a projects not finished till everyone in your life hates it. It’s the stamp of quality.

You know your a metalhead when you get annoyed by people who tell you they listen to everything and you just know they dont.

18:34 THIS! That's the real sign that metal is flowing through your veins 100%

You know you're a metalhead when you listen to metal

11:51 is exactly me. Some Dissection, Morbid, Kreator, Killswitch, Parkway, Meshuggah etc. and I am relaxed. Being one with the music.

I tried to think of songs with cowbell and I thought of leech by angelmaker. Don't worry guys, i checked and it's definitely not there

You know your a metal head when everyone in the car is scared to hand you the aux cord

Bahaha are you being EMU!?

You know you’re a metalhead when you are listening to music and you’re non metalhead friends ask to listen to what you’re listening too and they stop talking to you

That feeling when I'm 19 but I'm an "old dude metalhead"

I love metal, but I appreciate country music. I live out in the sticks where most wouldn’t go and yet I really really love metal. Don’t let all the country boys and girls fool you. 😊

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You know you're a metal head when you and your friends swap mosh pit stories like other people swap recipes.

I had a coworker who talked about band members on first name bases. it was confusing as fuck. Example: talking about "Matt" and about his issues in life and the realize she was talking about the lead of Architects and not a friend.