Bro the “animal” clip had me crying 😭💀 Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes: “It’s hard to argue against an intelligent person, but it’s damn near impossible to argue with a stupid one.”
And he kept letting the guy get away with saying "creature" like that's a classification looool. I would have been like "WTF is a 'creature'? QUANTIFY THAT SHIT FOR ME, BROTHA."
i love how that one guy was questioning why the girls in his gym don't have boobs as if working out to remove body fat doesn't also remove the fat in your boobs 💀💀
Sports bras tend to do that too. Kinda hard to exercise when your boobs are constantly bouncing up and down when on the elliptical or doing burpees. Painful stuff…
Honestly the idea of a podcast where one guy is really dumb and the other guy can't believe it sounds really entertaining to me. people keep trying to recommend me podcasts in the replies but I will continue to only listen to tmg and Distractible sorry :)
Yes! Who needs self Hypnose to feel smart when you can just watch these guys 😂 Makes me feel 1000x smarter already knowing there’s people that dumb out there.
"Where did all the boobs go? No one has boobs!" I took it all. It's mine now. Thank you all the women in his gym for your contributions. **if any of you are doubting me I have a 44F cup size, so yeah I did steal everyone else's**
this made me burst out laughing so hard that I spilled potting soil all over my kitchen😅 he literally could’ve just lied! _Imagine if this WAS a lie_ 💀
I cannot for the life of me decipher what he thought the "tactic" was?? Like in a cause and effect way, what was the effect?? His plan was send another blue heart every day... What exactly did he expect her to do in response? 😂
@@PrincesssmellyA single blue heart emoji acts as a sedative for the modern woman. 💙 Did you feel yourself become more relaxed? I can't start my day without it now. I'm addicted. 😢
I don't think she understands that a lot more people were dying from the few diseases there were back then, and a lot of those deaths were the result of poor hygiene
I dated a guy that only washed his hands in the shower. I asked him because I noticed he never did after going to the bathroom so I was like “go wash your hands” and he goes “i already did when i showered”
What would even be the purpose of lying about why we need to wash our hands? There’s like a million soap companies, not one big soap conglomerate taking all your money by lying to you about germs! I hope they get pinkeye and never find out what causes it so they can get it again and again.
12:48 the flash of heartbreak at being called out for his stupidity 😂😂😂 I almost went “awww poor tink tink” Then he followed it with “you’re not a leopard, you’re a white guy from Dallas”💀💀💀
It’s called elimination communication, look it up. I do it and my 6 month old hasn’t pooped in a nappy since I started at 2 months old. Always in the toilet - just saying
@rosiesaikaly1178 don’t know how else to explain this but Self hypnosis is a legit thing proven according to modern science. I’m just surprised it took alpha bros so long to act like they invented it
“When men’s emotions come out it’s very dangerous” ONLY if he’s not managing or expressing his emotions appropriately or effectively. That should be taught in childhood, so if it’s a problem with a grown Man , he’s a PROBLEM.
@@luvedrage3578 no its literally true, daily affirmations are basically meditative/trance mantras, putting yourself into a trance can be a form of hypnosis, if anything self hypnosis is the older/more accurate term.
"Call me king or else we can't hang out anymore." As if its his choice to not hang out with them anymore, rather than their choice to get the heck away from the psychopath.
The bearded midwest looking guy at 16:03 is also a comedian. That show show is a comedy podcast, they're dogging managers for being incompetent in general.
The clip with the two guys arguing about what is an isn't an animal was super enjoyable tbh. Felt just like being with a group of friends; just yapping with the boys.
I disagree, this dude is a textbook example of an ignorant person. He can't be argued with because he just will not accept the simplest of thruths if it goes against his beliefs. Makes me mad, personally.
@@Mr.Cupcake I agree, and if you have any common high school biology class knowledge you’d know that a fish is indeed an animal ( kingdom animalia, phylum chordota ). They both are just stubborn and asserting that one or the other is the right answer based off their own uneducated ideals 😂😂
@@graciebarnett887 You have too much faith in people. I took an ecology course in university last year, which has two prior biology courses as a prerequisite. On a field trip for bird tagging one of the students asked what the baby birds eat, do their moms give them milk. Despite those two entire biology courses, this idiot still thought birds were mammals. I definitely did not control the expression on my face, I just couldn't believe what I was hearing.😂
The gas station guy is from the You Should Know podcast, and honestly their clips are SO funny. Where does gas come from? Can you get a sunburn at night? Is a houseplant furniture? Amazing. 10/10 content.
@kyliejohnson730 A huge part of that was infant and child mortality. If you made it to adulthood you could expect to make it to at least 50-60. Older if wealthy.
I genuinely had this thought like a week ago. Like insects are cool but bugs just aren’t…. Then I looked it up and that’s not even how the terminology works. Sad. It makes so much sense tho 🙁
@@laurenlynn7992not knowing they have buried tanks doesn't make you dumb but it should be common sense that gas stations obviously don't extract gas from the ground lol. I can't comprehend how an adult could think every gas station in the world is on top of oil/ gas deposits 😂 then we wouldn't need them..
@@laurenlynn7992 because it shows a complete lack of common sense. Let alone being an insulting display of indifference toward how the world around you functions.
'u gotta brainwash yourself. chain yourself down like the winter soldier and become a pure ubstoppable force. repeat after me: I care about others. My friends love me so much-'
@VictorianElise don’t know how else to explain this but Self hypnosis is a legit thing proven according to modern science. I’m just surprised it took alpha bros so long to act like they invented it
Nothing will ever compare to watching Cody and Noel’s bit with the sound effects added on my friend’s tv, in literal tears, absolutely LOSING OUR MINDS about 20 minutes before I greened out super hard.
It’s also funny cuz she literally says, “I turn on the water so they don’t think I’m disgusting.” Also kinda silly cuz Soap recipes have been found dating back near 5000 years
As someone with pretty bad OCD (diagnosed), it scares me how many people don't wash their hands. Although, there is a balance to it, 'cause my hands are dry and sensitive as all hell from over washing.
Diagnosed as well, it feels nice to know I’m not alone in this. My hands are always cracked and bleeding in the winter. Summertime is the only period I get some relief from it.
5:24 dude really said “ingraves” instead of “ingrained” while he was acting like he’s on a level most of us could never dream of. But doesn’t even know that “ingraves” isn’t even a word.
He or whoever wrote the captions just spelled engraves wrong, but he pronounced it correctly and it is a word and it makes perfect sense, despite him being a psycho, youre an idiot too.
I live in a house in betwixt two gas stations. Magical goblins bring their mystic drilling equipment and Poof! Gas! And people every day be like “Ill be having that”.
