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English is a hard language to learn for the Japanese... and this cringey Engrish quiz will prove it.
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Комментарии : 2,5 тыс.   
@CDawgVA
@CDawgVA 4 года назад
I SWEAR IM NOT AWKWARD 😂💕 I just didn't have much to add 😭
@princesspeasant4536
@princesspeasant4536 4 года назад
We get it, your brain was just also stuck on Engrish mode.
@godazilla
@godazilla 4 года назад
I totally understand how that feels like😂 it's okay Connor💕
@terriblyindecisive
@terriblyindecisive 4 года назад
It seems really common in three people RU-vid videos for two people to be chatty and one to have less to say. 🤷‍♀️
@plushygun
@plushygun 4 года назад
just you being there was enough input, my boi
@doodlenoodle7269
@doodlenoodle7269 4 года назад
That’s what I say whenever I’m forced to talk with my family members at dinner
@saldan3985
@saldan3985 4 года назад
Joey : Being a Joey Aki : Being a sweet Girl Connor : *Awkward silence questioning his own existence*
@azreal4633
@azreal4633 4 года назад
it doesnt look like he wants to be there aye
@ChawkyVirus
@ChawkyVirus 4 года назад
How do you *be* a Joey ?
@wrentheelf2656
@wrentheelf2656 4 года назад
@@ChawkyVirus You just do. It's a skill you're born with. Either you're a Joey or you're not.
@azreal4633
@azreal4633 4 года назад
@@wrentheelf2656 a joey is a baby / young kangaroo
@jdr7028
@jdr7028 4 года назад
I feel sorry for him u_u
@mabelc4175
@mabelc4175 4 года назад
Connor is exerting major third wheel energy right now
@naomi4217
@naomi4217 3 года назад
First Aki and Joey, and now Emirichu and Daidus. Conner is cursed to be the third wheel forever.
@dbrp7870
@dbrp7870 3 года назад
I mean... No but actually yes
@HuggyBuddyOwO
@HuggyBuddyOwO 3 года назад
@@naomi4217What next? Being third weeled by Garnt and Syd while all of them using their VTuber avatar?
@sharebear2488
@sharebear2488 3 года назад
Yeah, but whom is he simping for? Aki or Joey? I vote Joey!
@kakashihatake6052
@kakashihatake6052 3 года назад
@@sharebear2488 connor x abroad in japan
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад
English sub? Nah English dub? Nah Engrish dub? Yes
@Lavender-Berry
@Lavender-Berry 3 года назад
I would take Engrish dub over any other dub or sub any day of the week.
@Rivkawxs
@Rivkawxs 3 года назад
I love your comments hhghgghvgn
@Anonymous-jx9pz
@Anonymous-jx9pz 3 года назад
Hotel? Trivago.
@falseswipe7572
@falseswipe7572 3 года назад
Why did you comment twice?
@archerymidnight3422
@archerymidnight3422 3 года назад
You might like the Speedy dub for Dragon Ball Z then. It's not quite Engrish but it's so good oml
@Cullieon
@Cullieon 4 года назад
Cdawg lookin like he killed someone and trying to hide it and regretting his life decides
@saralee8996
@saralee8996 4 года назад
Does his beard count as someone? XD
@giggles4895
@giggles4895 4 года назад
Engrish 10/10
@rachellee2680
@rachellee2680 4 года назад
lol I was gonna say, my dude Connor looks so dead
@Fristytoes
@Fristytoes 4 года назад
nah he was probably just reading yaoi prior to this video
@DakotaBroskie
@DakotaBroskie 4 года назад
Must have been wearing them guilty shoes
@bigfartpapi
@bigfartpapi 4 года назад
Connor looks like he clogged Joey's toilet and is trying to act natural.
@raniadahayu1412
@raniadahayu1412 4 года назад
Very specific lmao
@ayumii08
@ayumii08 4 года назад
r/suspiciouslyspecific
@hoshiowl8817
@hoshiowl8817 4 года назад
Your profile makes this comment all the better.
@bringmethedawns
@bringmethedawns 4 года назад
UNDERRATED COMMENT
@kitsune_bot
@kitsune_bot 4 года назад
IM WHEEZINGGG
@endangsaptorini563
@endangsaptorini563 4 года назад
In My place there was a coffee shop with a sign that say "Free Wife" instead of Free Wifi
@findingmomo3179
@findingmomo3179 4 года назад
I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!
@nastuisawesome3689
@nastuisawesome3689 4 года назад
I’ll take the free wife pls
@starrynight5207
@starrynight5207 4 года назад
must have had many customers
@smileyye1847
@smileyye1847 4 года назад
*where can i find this place*
@abusalehahmedroop2138
@abusalehahmedroop2138 3 года назад
What?!? 😂😂😂
@godismetons
@godismetons 4 года назад
I saw a sign ones in Japan that said: Escalator is in your behind
@inotfunny8506
@inotfunny8506 4 года назад
Just floot up to the next floor!
@constabrielbell4523
@constabrielbell4523 3 года назад
Bruh once not ones, fix your engrish
@metaloopa6907
@metaloopa6907 3 года назад
Damn escalator, you aggressive, man
@Lavender-Berry
@Lavender-Berry 3 года назад
Lol
@louiseangelaborja2519
@louiseangelaborja2519 3 года назад
Just fart your way up and fall for down
@Wommyo
@Wommyo 4 года назад
"If you fall in the pond, you will be boiled" Seems like a good way to discourage trespassing
@Creepypastaarcade
@Creepypastaarcade 4 года назад
Nah , I would dive into that "pond"
@silverphantomme99
@silverphantomme99 4 года назад
Yeah. Just be fricking direct with the warning.
@joshuaorejenes3671
@joshuaorejenes3671 4 года назад
This isn't a warning. It's a threat.
@TheAyanamiRei
@TheAyanamiRei 3 года назад
To be fair...that's actually a legit good warning. Like Pond = Death or at least stupidly severe burns that you could die from! It's funny, but it still functions perfectly in terms of a sign that makes sense to Foreigners.
@matheuswohl
@matheuswohl 3 года назад
"you will be boiled" not by the water on the pond, but by whoever put the sign there
@crownclowncreations
@crownclowncreations 4 года назад
When Joey said _"gufr shgo sloop"_ I felt that 😩
@windupmachine
@windupmachine 4 года назад
👊😔dang
@midpixie
@midpixie 4 года назад
Mood
@strawberryjam6235
@strawberryjam6235 4 года назад
Mhm ✊🏾😔
@kamiko8021
@kamiko8021 4 года назад
German
@FunnyMemes-dr3se
@FunnyMemes-dr3se 4 года назад
LARRY P Felt like it...
@nixaya7787
@nixaya7787 4 года назад
There’s one sign that said “the forest is our home FIRE ON EVERYONE”
@zuku7868
@zuku7868 4 года назад
ok but what the heck was the original message
@venti3734
@venti3734 4 года назад
Kenori Ria Deserve more like. Engrish is perfect.
@venti3734
@venti3734 4 года назад
Zuku "the forest is our home"
@kai-bi2th
@kai-bi2th 4 года назад
Was it The forest is everyone's home,Don't cause fire
@zuku7868
@zuku7868 4 года назад
@@kai-bi2th that make ALOT more sense than "fire on everyone"
@notcaaaramels
@notcaaaramels 4 года назад
There was a buffet in my hotel in China and there was a menu item labeled “mushroom rape”... great attempt guys
@justdianedoesstuff7455
@justdianedoesstuff7455 4 года назад
probably because dry and rape are born 干 in chinese. As a verb 干 means fuck or rape, as an adjective it means dry or dried
@18nigellsutojo11
@18nigellsutojo11 4 года назад
石宇砖 so they wanted to say mushroom dried
@luazul_
@luazul_ 3 года назад
smol rolling thunder
@exphhoria
@exphhoria 3 года назад
@@luazul_ RORINGUU THUNDAAAAAA
@ChrisPoindexter98
@ChrisPoindexter98 2 года назад
@@justdianedoesstuff7455 Interesting crossover of meanings, I guess a lot of languages have that, words which have multiple definitions and can, in an artistic or otherwise clever sense, be utilized with that in mind to combine traits, create subtle hints, deceive or mislead, etc.
@cykabork
@cykabork 4 года назад
A wise man once said “people die when they are killed”
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 года назад
I believe that came from an anime and I'd say that's the reverse of Engrish, lol. A bad translation of Japanese.
@sanfransiscon
@sanfransiscon 4 года назад
Defenseless Anus
@cykabork
@cykabork 4 года назад
Fluffymiyster yes
@abyss8695
@abyss8695 4 года назад
That wise man also said "just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right"
@kokichicolorized
@kokichicolorized 4 года назад
Fluffymiyster it’s also a reference to an older video where Joey did a collab with crankgameplays reading bad subtitles in anime
@juminhan6793
@juminhan6793 4 года назад
I once saw a sign that said "carefully slip and fall down" when it was warning of a slippery surface.
@cottoncandy2023
@cottoncandy2023 4 года назад
Hahaha!!
@depressedteadepressoespres186
@depressedteadepressoespres186 4 года назад
Well if you do... make sure to do it *carefully*
@mochi_min3045
@mochi_min3045 4 года назад
Whaaaatt?!!
@chaechae242
@chaechae242 4 года назад
Jumin Han I want your cat please
@haruna_poggg3491
@haruna_poggg3491 3 года назад
Hey Jumin Han-
@ellusiv5121
@ellusiv5121 4 года назад
I can't stop laughing at "I undress myself and prohibit it" Also "do not dumb here." It's so close to being right with just a letter off
@Truecrimeresearcher224
@Truecrimeresearcher224 3 года назад
I saw on Facebook something that said please do not the cat
@HuggyBuddyOwO
@HuggyBuddyOwO 3 года назад
@@Truecrimeresearcher224 and don't forget "IT IS PROHIBIDET TO DOG)
@sams_enfp
@sams_enfp 3 года назад
@@HuggyBuddyOwO IT IS FORBIDDEN TO DOG
@MyRegardsToTheDodo
@MyRegardsToTheDodo 3 года назад
I once saw a photo of an Asian parallegal at her workplace with a shirt that said "Blowjob for success".
@chillycat1925
@chillycat1925 2 года назад
I laughed at: if you go in the water, you W I L L be boiled
@astxrix1276
@astxrix1276 4 года назад
Okay but "Refrain from touching doubtful things" makes the most sense on this list lmao
@101jir
@101jir 3 года назад
Well that one and "if you fall in pond, you will be boiled." Unless it isn't literally that hot, idk.
@dangerszewski9816
@dangerszewski9816 Год назад
@@101jir yeah that one sounds intentional to me, they use similarly blunt language in the US on signs in national parks, because if you don't make it very obvious dumb tourists who think vacation means no rules will get themselves hurt. The signs at yellowstone's thermal pools say something very similar and include language like "you will die".
@snitchardpippinpaddleopsic1586
@snitchardpippinpaddleopsic1586 4 года назад
I saw a sign in China that said “SHOW YOURESLF”
@zoen8461
@zoen8461 4 года назад
CHINA PREDICTED FROZEN 2
@moistsquish
@moistsquish 4 года назад
Im ready to learn~
@sparttank7789
@sparttank7789 4 года назад
Ah, a fellow member of the cult I see rooSip
@sr.l8366
@sr.l8366 4 года назад
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!!!
@RetconCrisis
@RetconCrisis 4 года назад
@@sr.l8366 SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
@amzblu
@amzblu 4 года назад
When I was in China there was a sign with the most beautiful Engrish I have ever seen “In the play process such as the frightened, do not panic, stay calm!”
@imageez
@imageez 4 года назад
This makes sense if the play process playing X-Com
@Fede_uyz
@Fede_uyz 4 года назад
Yes!
@xandernat2071
@xandernat2071 4 года назад
There’s also a Chinese sign in a grocery store that said “Fuck Vegetables”
@dgdfsvfd
@dgdfsvfd 4 года назад
@@xandernat2071 Did you mean "dry" vegetables? I have seen this and wondered if they have checked the synonyms of this particular word
@xandernat2071
@xandernat2071 4 года назад
morris chan Yeah, that’s the one I was talking about
@haruki_mashiro
@haruki_mashiro 4 года назад
I saw this sign on the road once which said "WARNING ROAD WET WHEN WET"
@AustinD_YT
@AustinD_YT 3 года назад
Youll never know why everyone is freaking out MWAHAHAHAHAHA
@MintiiFresh
@MintiiFresh 3 года назад
@@AustinD_YT ... W h y
@heavenly7248
@heavenly7248 3 года назад
@@AustinD_YT we're entering fetish levels that shouldn't even be possible
@darylfawazmp4308
@darylfawazmp4308 3 года назад
Ah, yes. And floor is made of floor.
@missmiliagujo
@missmiliagujo 3 года назад
Good to know
@tycol322
@tycol322 3 года назад
"I undress myself and prohibit it" sounds almost biblical
@gumball6445
@gumball6445 2 года назад
As contredicing as always
@dezzydream
@dezzydream 2 года назад
FUCK THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
@iantaakalla8180
@iantaakalla8180 11 месяцев назад
When Adam and Eve pretend that they are innocent, but silently prohibit being naked.
@dasemmiyogurt6288
@dasemmiyogurt6288 4 года назад
Now we need to see a reverse. Some cringey Kanji-shirts or Kanji-tatoos.
@Aoskar95
@Aoskar95 4 года назад
Small coal grill
@xahal
@xahal 4 года назад
crazy diarrhea
@papelrex
@papelrex 4 года назад
after beginning to study japanese, i don't like my kanji ramen shirt anymore xD
@AnnaMorimoto
@AnnaMorimoto 4 года назад
Watch a bunch of people try to say bonsai盆栽 or sake酒 and fail. Hilarious how some people end up saying banzai万歳 or saki先 instead.
@SakuraAvalon
@SakuraAvalon 4 года назад
Anna Morimoto Those people need to watch Karate Kid.
@TrullaDerBergzwerg
@TrullaDerBergzwerg 4 года назад
I once saw a sign that said "be quiet, tiny grass is sleeping" in a park in tokyo. Not sure if it's engrish or on purpose but it was funny anyway 😄
@edhills9278
@edhills9278 4 года назад
Shhh.. Quiet
@ajoajoajoaj
@ajoajoajoaj 4 года назад
Apparently it is purposeful. It's sort of a meme in China, didn't know it spread to Japan though.
@SalmonSalmonfish
@SalmonSalmonfish 4 года назад
Sounds like you saw the one image that said that and decided to pretend you saw it
@Camila-du6ob
@Camila-du6ob 4 года назад
@@edhills9278 shhhhhh
@Haruta18
@Haruta18 4 года назад
You can actually buy those signs on Etsy 😂
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад
_This is the perfect trio, ArAKI, Joey Joestar and Connor Zepelli_
@mordredx5580
@mordredx5580 3 года назад
I made it here first. For the first time It’s just a thing now that I look for you in the comment section
@sam6395
@sam6395 3 года назад
I'm the SECOND reply of the legend himself. Oh God I'm special now lol XDD
@yionane
@yionane 3 года назад
omg it's you!! the one who's everywhere
@axe1863
@axe1863 3 года назад
Damn
@pricilla327
@pricilla327 3 года назад
Joey's name is actually Joseph too what are the chances 🤯
@user-od8ck5uk7s
@user-od8ck5uk7s 3 года назад
As a Japanese person living in England, I loved going to pools People has the weirdest tattoos on their necks
@kanyekubrick5391
@kanyekubrick5391 3 года назад
You Engrished with that comment
@moth_water
@moth_water 2 года назад
“water bottle”
@Truecrimeresearcher224
@Truecrimeresearcher224 2 года назад
I saw someone with ボタンがかわいい they said it was I love you. I googled it and t was buttons are cute. I didn't correct them
@mexyeet6569
@mexyeet6569 2 года назад
@@Truecrimeresearcher224 menace
@mexyeet6569
@mexyeet6569 2 года назад
But I also wouldn’t correct them LOOL
@stark_vasto
@stark_vasto 4 года назад
"Put your guilty shoes away And come in prison politely" This killed me 🤣🤣🤣
@Fede_uyz
@Fede_uyz 4 года назад
Then those are your guilty shoes
@stark_vasto
@stark_vasto 4 года назад
@@dilebu 🤣😂
@adamskispoor9166
@adamskispoor9166 4 года назад
With that pun are we sure that it's not just a prison in ace attorney japanifornia, would fit since their courthouse sells 'stay neutral until the end of the trial like the Swiss' Swiss rolls
@vvt66410
@vvt66410 4 года назад
Why does that sound metaphorical actually lmaoo
@mirawriin2912
@mirawriin2912 4 года назад
I am not willing to click the like button on this comment as it says 888
@Sugarist0
@Sugarist0 4 года назад
“Please refrain from taking a bath when you are dead drunk” Me: u really think drunk people will read that properly?
@fimbulvetr6129
@fimbulvetr6129 4 года назад
When drunk, they will probably read it correctly from engrish
@Espeonchan
@Espeonchan 4 года назад
@@fimbulvetr6129 I thought the same. 😂 Kinda makes sense.
@chargestone96
@chargestone96 4 года назад
Its more to protect the company then the individual id say
@Truecrimeresearcher224
@Truecrimeresearcher224 3 года назад
You really think drunk people will read it
@chomp8887
@chomp8887 3 года назад
"Godzilla had a stroke reading this so he died."
@straypaper
@straypaper 3 года назад
A year ago, Connor looked like he broke something in Joey's home, hid it in the couch, sat on it to hide it, and tried so hard to not move to keep the thing hidden and to keep it from making a gash on his butt.
@woodennickel7330
@woodennickel7330 4 года назад
An Airport sign: "For bathroom, turn towards your behind."
@Spookex166
@Spookex166 4 года назад
I now imagine there being some guy that's rotating indefinitely like some Pokemon NPC.
@ranidan
@ranidan 4 года назад
It's technically an accurate direction. :)
@_MRK87
@_MRK87 3 года назад
That's some contortionist stuff
@Fede_uyz
@Fede_uyz 4 года назад
My phone case has this phrase: "i want personality, not trivial"
@ductrungtran6156
@ductrungtran6156 4 года назад
I have the same one, too. LuL
@aikalibardo8975
@aikalibardo8975 4 года назад
mine too lmao
@Tofu3435
@Tofu3435 4 года назад
My old Chinese elephone phone wrote in the seller's card: "thank for choose our shop, our phones have so great features you will cry, you will laugh for excitement" Ok I am Hungarian, my English are also not perfect...
@Fede_uyz
@Fede_uyz 4 года назад
@@aikalibardo8975 personality not trivial gang, UNITE!
@Fede_uyz
@Fede_uyz 4 года назад
@@ductrungtran6156 lets forn the personality not trivial interational associtation for less trivial
@kendybanana3815
@kendybanana3815 2 года назад
"do not touch doubtful things" words to live by
@sonicanon2434
@sonicanon2434 4 года назад
That "The Friend Is This Animal" shirt was written by a Sim that's trying and failing to speak English
@ishka786
@ishka786 4 года назад
The best engrish I saw was in Kyoto outside a restaurant. “Welcome to our Chinese restaurant. We have many delicious dishes. The vegetarian is welcome. It eats while commanding. The town in Kyoto happy good situation”. It started off so well and just plummeted to confusion real fast!
@Espeonchan
@Espeonchan 4 года назад
🤣
@fumikotsukumi017
@fumikotsukumi017 4 года назад
Yamo chan LMAO I THINK WE WENT TO THE SAME RESTAURANT IN KYOTO (during my vacation, because I saw the same SIGN.) real peak English
@hayamakaily9059
@hayamakaily9059 4 года назад
Someone tried and then gave up midway through
@zuku7868
@zuku7868 4 года назад
i t e a t s w h i l e c o m m a n d i n g
@rohiths3584
@rohiths3584 4 года назад
@@zuku7868 😏
@trajectoryunown
@trajectoryunown 4 года назад
"Please do not anything" is now my favorite phrase.
@Purple_haired_cleric
@Purple_haired_cleric 4 года назад
Senior quote idea eyyyy
@ruuuubessss
@ruuuubessss 4 года назад
Nobody: Conner: Why am I here...
@johnthemoon1098
@johnthemoon1098 4 года назад
When I went to Japan, I vividly remember one store in Tokyo being called Eggsluts, and if I wasn't in Japan, I would have laughed so loud
@xiaorishu
@xiaorishu 4 года назад
Engrish is the best 😂😂
@tanman7568
@tanman7568 3 года назад
Indeed.
@abusalehahmedroop2138
@abusalehahmedroop2138 3 года назад
It's K I N G shit.
@neshtastnikut
@neshtastnikut 3 года назад
*best is englrsh
@animegirl3531
@animegirl3531 3 года назад
Ikr!
@Yuki_9999
@Yuki_9999 3 года назад
So, when I was little I was speaking Engrish ;-;
@nlmrpolo
@nlmrpolo 4 года назад
I strongly recall these two signs: “Do not enter the fence.” and “Do not throw your trash”
@user-jf6zu8gv4h
@user-jf6zu8gv4h 4 года назад
i think do not throw trash makes sense atleast to me
@ranidan
@ranidan 4 года назад
@@user-jf6zu8gv4h Me as well. I think 捨てる should change the order of their definitions in English to Japanese dictionaries. "To discard" should be first.
@penguin-tc1cx
@penguin-tc1cx 3 года назад
do not throw your trash makes sense in Japan because it's a custom to take your trash home and dispose of it there, rarely do you see any rubbish bins around
@prinzeszelda3650
@prinzeszelda3650 3 года назад
A sign i Germany "Video surveilence please Smile"
@Hiya8partyz
@Hiya8partyz 4 года назад
I went to China. One sign said: "Mind the hilly road." The Chinese part said: "Be careful of the rocky road."
@emko24
@emko24 4 года назад
yep. as a Korean, I know quite a few hilarious 'Konglish' as well. I'm surprised that for the signs with Korean bits, they got the Korean translation right but not English heh.
@ranjanbiswas3233
@ranjanbiswas3233 2 года назад
I thought Koreans are supposed to be better at English than Japanese.
@milopaul2448
@milopaul2448 4 года назад
Me: *Forgets how to close a dishwasher.* The dishwasher: Do not dumb here! Not dumb area here!
@dionthorn
@dionthorn 4 года назад
The smoking posts in Kobe are hilarious. "You wouldn't be so calm if your house was smoking."
@trajectoryunown
@trajectoryunown 4 года назад
I'm picturing a house with old-school cartoon arms and a massive cigarette sticking out of the front door and a lighter the size of a car sitting in the drive way. There are two lights on upstairs appearing as eyes. I wish I was an artist. This would make for a forgettable good chuckle.
@fatetestarossa2774
@fatetestarossa2774 4 года назад
@@trajectoryunown Agree ajajajjajajajajjajajajajajaj
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 года назад
@@trajectoryunown Unforgettable...but I gave you a like anyways :)
@Bookdragon11
@Bookdragon11 4 года назад
dionthorn no, probably not. 🤣🤣
@AnnaMorimoto
@AnnaMorimoto 4 года назад
Those are the JT signs. I think that one said, "Smoke is billowing from a stand ashtray. If it were my home, I wouldn't be so calm." JT's public ads try to encourage good manners, such as completely extinguishing your cigarette before discarding it. Leaving it lit creates more air pollution and can cause fires.
@kiitokurosaki8473
@kiitokurosaki8473 4 года назад
"Idk which one gonna shoot where" -cdawg Freakin' hilarious😂😂😂😂
@natchii5771
@natchii5771 3 года назад
When I was in japan, there was this sign in the bathroom that was like: Please wash your hands in the bowl after you flush the toilet😂 and I also saw the "If you fall in the pond, you will boil" lmao-
@HuggyBuddyOwO
@HuggyBuddyOwO 3 года назад
The person who made the second one be like "if I can't write/type correctly in english, I should just threat them in english"
@charlottecann446
@charlottecann446 3 года назад
Lol that would definitely make washing your hands truly pointless
@romajimamulo
@romajimamulo 3 года назад
I think that second one was actually near a volcanic spring full of super heated water so... The warning was actually correct
@EveryDayALittleDeath
@EveryDayALittleDeath 4 года назад
When your family communicates via sarcasm and your dad's an alcholic: "Thanks for the habitual drinking"
@ericaw528
@ericaw528 4 года назад
Copypasta for you: The friend is this animal. Bciog frieod with you la the bciog god a potcrous putwure.and knowing utdk I gufr shgo sloop m tor rndt of my tite. I feel like I had a stroke writing this.
@jessy1982
@jessy1982 4 года назад
I can guess a few of the words. From the start of the gibberish: "Being friend[s] with you" something "being" something "and knowing" something "for [the] rest of my life"
@melancholygirl7793
@melancholygirl7793 4 года назад
They accidentally wrote old english instead of modern english.
@MakemeSumMuffins
@MakemeSumMuffins 4 года назад
Erica Wheeler I don’t know if Aki’s fluent in Filipino, but “tite” is dick. I hope she recognizes that word for small giggity
@Electronic-dq2xb
@Electronic-dq2xb 4 года назад
Bciog frieod with you la the bciog god a potcrous putwure.and knowing utdk I gufr shgo sloop m tor rndt of my tite.
@ericaw528
@ericaw528 4 года назад
@@jessy1982 idk.... I tried to make sense of it but my brain shut down while trying.
@Sp1keSama
@Sp1keSama 4 года назад
Connors voice is so deep lol I was going to say he would make a great voice actor then i realized he is
@renji9062
@renji9062 3 года назад
I definitely understand their struggle in translating Japanese to English considering their sentence structure is much different than English. English has SVO while the Japanese have SOV. Studying English in Japan is hard just like Studying Japanese in a foreign country. And yes, I study Japanese, English is my second language, and Japanese is hard as hell.
@KSenfiz
@KSenfiz 3 года назад
Same but Japanese for me doesn't seem so hard
@Katunei
@Katunei 4 года назад
Is it just me or this whole thing was a bit awkward for cdawag
@user-ih6zc1jk7v
@user-ih6zc1jk7v 4 года назад
That's what I thought!! He seemed so uncomfortable :'))
@ErgoDog
@ErgoDog 4 года назад
Throw him out. Party pooper.
@roisinspillane9665
@roisinspillane9665 4 года назад
@@ErgoDog nope i stand for my boi he deserves to stay
@TheOther-Dude
@TheOther-Dude 4 года назад
He just looked tired
@erluq9309
@erluq9309 4 года назад
Cdawg has always been silent in most of his vids with The Anime Man
@nbcharles2121
@nbcharles2121 4 года назад
Cdawg being the third wheel that doesn’t want to be there
@yurikuki
@yurikuki 4 года назад
I think he's just introverted or shy
@M_town17
@M_town17 4 года назад
@@yurikuki No No No. LiEs. Thats what he wants u to see
@fbichan9418
@fbichan9418 4 года назад
@@yurikuki *Shy* pffffffffft!!!!!!!
@makaiev
@makaiev 4 года назад
probably he just wants to be in the sandwish....
@ZaxorVonSkyler
@ZaxorVonSkyler 4 года назад
He's the sidekick of the trio group!
@rblxcaviarbread990
@rblxcaviarbread990 2 года назад
Joey: Laughing his ass off Aki: Laughing her ass off Connor: mm yes, engrish, next.
@SceneTurkey
@SceneTurkey 4 года назад
While in Japan, my wife and I found a shirt with salt bae on it that said "SOLT", a thing you are supposed to put over growing plants to stop cats from stepping on it that said "DON'T CAT!!", and a coffee mug that said "HAVE A GOOD"
@otaking3582
@otaking3582 4 года назад
"The friend is this animal" I would say someone should put that on a t-shirt, but it's already on one.
@123Uchiha100
@123Uchiha100 4 года назад
2:01 : They start to sound like characters from The Sims.
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 года назад
They do! 🤣🤣
@theonlyoneash
@theonlyoneash 3 года назад
🤣🤣
@macurvello
@macurvello 3 года назад
Underrated comment!!
@luazul_
@luazul_ 3 года назад
LMAO
@Anorey
@Anorey 3 года назад
2:04
@jacetherandom698
@jacetherandom698 4 года назад
My phone case has the quote "be yoursely" *Y O U R S E L Y* Like, c'mon, you were so close...
@HuggyBuddyOwO
@HuggyBuddyOwO 3 года назад
It's like one if those times when you play Osu, CSGO, R6S, the simons says in Among Us or literally any game where the target are counted for a better feeling of succeding the game. Like, Cmon man... why is the last one so hard GOD DAMMIT
@daychild_
@daychild_ 3 года назад
This reminds me of “don’t the food with bare hands. Use the concern spoon”
@main9173
@main9173 4 года назад
FINNALLY I WANTED TO SEE CONOR DO A COLLAB WITH YOU GUYS
@yoitsyou3115
@yoitsyou3115 4 года назад
Except he's very uncomfortable
@djm6683
@djm6683 4 года назад
@@yoitsyou3115 it's bc Joey is next to him and he's trying to hold it down
@BurittoSandwich
@BurittoSandwich 4 года назад
@@djm6683 probably this. They both said they'd bang each other.
@yoitsyou3115
@yoitsyou3115 4 года назад
Ooooh shit you right. Lol that's not it.
@Tasty_Tango45
@Tasty_Tango45 4 года назад
Burrito Sandwich oop this is ship wars
@alyjahwest9545
@alyjahwest9545 4 года назад
Cdawg is sitting there like he doesn’t belong there
@aggretsy
@aggretsy 4 года назад
who's the dude in your pfp he looks so familiar
@alyjahwest9545
@alyjahwest9545 4 года назад
Asena It’s Romeo from fairy tail
@aggretsy
@aggretsy 4 года назад
@@alyjahwest9545 ah never mind I've only seen s1 and I'm pretty sure he wasn't in there
@alyjahwest9545
@alyjahwest9545 4 года назад
Asena I’m pretty sure he’s in there but he just is younger in that season
@aggretsy
@aggretsy 4 года назад
@@alyjahwest9545 well rip my memory
@Maybeinanotherlife111
@Maybeinanotherlife111 4 года назад
I undress myself and prohibit it was my favorite.... God I laughed so hard I woke up everyone at home HAHAHA
@jmaes678
@jmaes678 2 года назад
One of my favorite engrish moments was finding a shirt inside a shopping mall that just said “FOLIAGE”
@NerdySweets3
@NerdySweets3 4 года назад
remember when connor had a beard? good times
@mormorxu5297
@mormorxu5297 4 года назад
Indeed
@3bishypotato742
@3bishypotato742 4 года назад
Yes
@bubries
@bubries 4 года назад
rip :'(
@linkdoodlez
@linkdoodlez 4 года назад
He looks better without it
@Fearlesss55
@Fearlesss55 4 года назад
In China I saw a sign in a restaurant that said “don’t leftovers” and a store called “hot kids toys” yeah.....
@axatu7716
@axatu7716 4 года назад
Toys for hot kids, toys for kids with fevers, or the “newest” toys?
@Fearlesss55
@Fearlesss55 4 года назад
Chaos. Could not tell you, but the way it was worded was questionable
@softia9
@softia9 4 года назад
What if ur ugly tho 😂
@ewrqsioon
@ewrqsioon 3 года назад
"You can copy my homework but don't make it obvious"
@frosti603
@frosti603 4 года назад
My friend:your road Me:you mean you're rude? My friend:yes,your road
@tilmanvogel2387
@tilmanvogel2387 4 года назад
"Do not dumb here" isn't that far fetched though, they meant 'dump', obviously.
@Mara_1337
@Mara_1337 4 года назад
I thought so too but it's still such a funny mistake :'D
@addiecore
@addiecore 4 года назад
"Put off your guilty shoes and come in the prison politely" seems more like someone was trying to have some fun with it while also not exactly understanding English
@suyashthamke8945
@suyashthamke8945 3 года назад
“If you fall in the pond, you will be boiled” I am dead 😂
@maep3048
@maep3048 3 года назад
oh did you fall in the pond ?
@suyashthamke8945
@suyashthamke8945 3 года назад
@@maep3048 Good one
@aohere.
@aohere. 4 года назад
“Please don’t anything”
@AjLovelygirl
@AjLovelygirl 4 года назад
Is it just me or does Connor feel awkward as a third wheel?
@leaguetcontent3019
@leaguetcontent3019 4 года назад
i feel like he is not so excited about the thing x)
@livedandletdie
@livedandletdie 4 года назад
He's British what do you expect? That he'd like to be social... No no no, just like the Northerners of Europe AKA the Scandinavians, the Brits need Alcohol to function properly. All of the Germanic people in general need Alcohol in excessive amounts to become normal human beings.
@Luciel.680
@Luciel.680 4 года назад
The Major Nah. We don’t need alcohol. That’s a stereotype. An *irish* stereotype. He might just be happier filming by himself. Source: I’m English and I’ve got an Irish aunt who I see an awful lot.
@kittengamer5468
@kittengamer5468 4 года назад
@@Luciel.680 Agreed
@christerjakobsen8107
@christerjakobsen8107 4 года назад
@@livedandletdie So...we're basically dwarves?
@Kindrick
@Kindrick 4 года назад
"I forget how to spell of, like o-o-f." -Aki
@kannonball5789
@kannonball5789 4 года назад
oof
@pixiepearl2783
@pixiepearl2783 4 года назад
oof
@meeehlong
@meeehlong 4 года назад
oof
@Justakatto
@Justakatto 4 года назад
oof
@peachyjeans9871
@peachyjeans9871 4 года назад
oof
@flawless_weirdo1609
@flawless_weirdo1609 4 года назад
It’s like they are writing in riddles. ( on the signs)
@baltoen_
@baltoen_ 4 года назад
Came here after the Tash Taste pod. He's just being a chill good boy? He's even smiling sometimes
@londonshima6417
@londonshima6417 4 года назад
Joey: *laughs at Connor forgetting how to spell soup* Also Joey: *spells soup incorrectly* Edit: wait nevermind I'm the stupid one 😂
@greendinosaurproductions3904
@greendinosaurproductions3904 4 года назад
No, he did spell it wrong, was literally gonna comment this if I didn't find the comment already lol
@kidslennon1781
@kidslennon1781 4 года назад
@@greendinosaurproductions3904 he was spelling soup the way he thought Connor tried to spell it
@infernal1409
@infernal1409 3 года назад
@@kidslennon1781 Oh thanks, I was confused
@stevenfisher7828
@stevenfisher7828 4 года назад
The "dumb" one makes more sense if you imagine they meant to use "dump"
@takutosgirl14
@takutosgirl14 4 года назад
My two favorite engish sign that I found while visiting was: "When you open a door, it is lighted." "Please do not shed a cup noodle soup. Garbage please as it is placed on a desk." To be fair I mostly understood the signs. But it was endearing that they tried. c:
@x0BadKarma0x
@x0BadKarma0x 4 года назад
Please do more of this I've seriously watched this three times while being quarantined
@_Ashera1
@_Ashera1 4 года назад
Connor looks a lot like a victims who just being pulled by Joey and Aki
@laurenlamb2641
@laurenlamb2641 4 года назад
Conner: I forgot how to spell soup Joey: what? S O O P We'll get them next lads 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
@ryanvillena7807
@ryanvillena7807 4 года назад
*lades Wait thats how you spell that right
@laurenlamb2641
@laurenlamb2641 4 года назад
@@ryanvillena7807 I thought it was just lads is that an American way????
@ryanvillena7807
@ryanvillena7807 4 года назад
@@laurenlamb2641 it was a joke haha because they were talking about forgetting spellings, pretty bad joke by the looks of it lol
@laurenlamb2641
@laurenlamb2641 4 года назад
@@ryanvillena7807 I've been bamboozled
@infernal1409
@infernal1409 3 года назад
Low-key scrolling the comments to see if anyone else noticed
@wolframyt4494
@wolframyt4494 4 года назад
3:44 the editing was so good i actually thought there was an old lady behind them
@fsskye6389
@fsskye6389 4 года назад
4:18 Is it just me or Aki's laugh at that part is adorable
@thesphericalbeanbag4030
@thesphericalbeanbag4030 4 года назад
Connor looks either bored or lost and confused.
@juutie
@juutie 4 года назад
He just looks super tired to me
@sloesty
@sloesty 4 года назад
a few I saw in japan: Please do not leave garbage, this is seriously illegal. Garlic? Can I enter more please?
@jeremiahsoundcheckmoore6345
@jeremiahsoundcheckmoore6345 3 года назад
Please do more of these. I’m crying laughing over here.😂😂
@normieaboo3866
@normieaboo3866 4 года назад
6:53 My parents when I check my phone at the table for 0.001 seconds.
@axion5579
@axion5579 4 года назад
Connor's face in the thumbnail looks like he got forced xD
@Lavender-Berry
@Lavender-Berry 3 года назад
Agents his will.
@olbaze
@olbaze 4 года назад
"It's oh-so-adorable, so you definitely wanna get your hands on this". MOSHI MOSHI IS THIS THE POLICE?
@grizzykuma5246
@grizzykuma5246 3 года назад
Joey seems like the only one who's been for more than an hour prior to this
@thawhiteazn
@thawhiteazn 3 года назад
My favorite signs I saw while I was in China were a sign at the Great Wall that said “commit no nuisance” and the no climbing sign at a mountain that said “no surmounting.”
@daisoke5139
@daisoke5139 4 года назад
No one: D'Arby: *Go ahead mistuur Joester*
@baki_rai1171
@baki_rai1171 4 года назад
Fucking true
@viktormeows5943
@viktormeows5943 4 года назад
Jojo engrish is amazing
@Luciel.680
@Luciel.680 4 года назад
Brb ZAAA WARUDOOOOO I know it’s more of a meme now but still. It’s engrish.
@matejstemberk8110
@matejstemberk8110 4 года назад
Brb gutto
@NobleLaika
@NobleLaika 4 года назад
YES! I AMM
@azuk689
@azuk689 4 года назад
cdawg is just so me feeling socially akward
@elenanogonzdiaz1703
@elenanogonzdiaz1703 4 года назад
"EAT MY STORY" very quotable👌
@12isao
@12isao 3 года назад
I was walking with my family and we came across a store named “A S S” and look, I know there’s probably some meaning behind it but THATS FUNNY. Also, they don’t understand English so I was the only one laughing lol
@Silverado5150MKII
@Silverado5150MKII 4 года назад
Engrish is exactly like when an A.I writes a story. lol
@keipherbooth1333
@keipherbooth1333 2 года назад
Connors confidence has growing so much over the past 2 years.
@n1hondude
@n1hondude 4 года назад
They are all unintelligible lol But the “do not dumb here” was clearly a typo, “please do no DUMP here”
@Jepsonduel
@Jepsonduel 4 года назад
CDawg looks like he is uncomfortably trying to avoid as much physical contact with The Anime man as possible without looking suspicious.
@angelika28970
@angelika28970 4 года назад
3:45 the way she appeared out of nowhere made my heart skip a beat. Thanks Joey. Always living an impression 😆
@MrSkerpentine
@MrSkerpentine 3 года назад
“I undress myself and prohibit it” is my favorite Death Grips lyric
@deecee1853
@deecee1853 2 года назад
I read it in mc ride's voice
@Wulfi4
@Wulfi4 4 года назад
Anyone here after watching the podcast to see how depressed Connor is?
@Shinlexia
@Shinlexia 4 года назад
0:57 "Eat my story" - Bart - Kun
@realswobby
@realswobby 4 года назад
It's like one opening from MHA
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