You're Old If You Sound Like This. Ross Bennett - Full Special 

The hair..the handkerchief..the expressions..he doesn't just tell funny jokes, he is hilarious all around!!

I clicked because he looked funny. i stayed because he WAS funny!!

His delivery is unbelievable! What a talent!

I wasn't planning on watching a 40 minute comedy routine this morning but I stumbled upon this and couldn't stop laughing . . . 😅😂🤣

I'm 65. I'm definitely there. I made noise when I laid down on the couch to watch this on my phone.

20 year warranty...this going to be my death bed. My favorite joke.

He must be a real hoot during family gatherings or holidays 🤣

His voice.. His face.. The whole comic package

I’m 24, and relate 100% hearing this I’m realizing I was raised on values of an old generation. I like that

Honestly I was so depressed and agonized by chronic pain..and he cheered me up.. THANK U

I have never seen Ross before but I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Fantastic

I wish this guy had his own sitcom.

Omg i cant believe this man is not more known. Absolutely hysterical! Laughed during the entire set!

34:13 That groan of disappointment when the audience thinks it's over has to make him feel good

How did I never see or hear of Ross Bennett before now. He is hysterical.

"When you're done with the Chapstick...." I'm DEAD!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

This Guy is something special. He is worth every second listening to him. ♡

I'm 55 and I made a noise sitting up in the chair to leave this comment! Great show Ross the hardest I've laughed in a long time!! Now let me go throw away my chapstick!! LOL

I laughed out loud in my living room all by myself! He is hilarious!

this dude is 100% funny

Clean comedy...I can watch this all day.... That Gospel Wrestling joke was gold...

I love this guy 💕. "I'm from a small town on the outskirts of a Walmart."

Absolutely great...I'm 72 and granddaughter 21..we both relate to him and I say when we can't talk or laugh anymore in life then we are brain dead! We all need to be able to laugh..gives us good wrinkles as we age!!! Enough sadness in this world...need more people like him to brighten the day!

This guy is so dang funny, he makes my sides hurt from laughing so hard and so much. Give him his own television show. He can make the laugh every time. His family is funny also.

That's what comedies all about. Best comedian upload yet from The Dry Bar. Man that's a great routine . Excellent delivery.

That first grunt is his stamina depleting, the sigh is it refilling

He is so hilarious 😂 is there a teacher of comedy? That's Mr. Bennett! So down to earth and relatable, Can't get enough of him! Thank you so much.

I don't know if I find him funny because I'm starting to relate to his material, or because he has such a great delivery, but I'd really like to see him do more. Very enjoyable.

The audience's reaction when he lets them know he's closing up says a LOT.

This guy is underrated! The wrestling gospel bit was awesome

I found Dry Bar. A couple months ago. I love the clean humor. I laugh till I pee my pants! Im a fan of Dry Bar.

How is this guy not a Hollywood star or something?! This is next-level stand-up. I can definitely picture him as the star of some well-known, academy awarded, movie.

I keep seeing/hearing bits of Don Knotts in him. He’s a great performer!

His facial expressions are the best!!😜😜😜

Most original material I've heard in several decades! Hilarious!

Omg, his winter jokes are spot on. I'm 59 and can totally relate. I couldn't stop laughing.

Absolutely love when a talented individual does their homework to make there art exceptional

I laughed so hard that I was crying.

This guy is KILLIN' ME! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can TOTALLY relate! 😂

I thought I'd seen all my favorites on Dry Bar until Ross Bennett. He had me doubled over with the wrestle/gospel-mania t.v. moment with his grandma. The best comedians are those who turn their real-life stories into entertainment.

This guy's good! One good one after another

He’s friggin adorable 🤣

The guy is fantastic. I put him up there with the top 3-4 best ever on Dry Bar.

My favorite part is when he took his glasses off to see the "quarter" more clearly. Cracks me up every time.

This comedian makes me feel like Harold Ramis and Rick Moranis fused together and were given the energy of Jerry Lewis. I like it.

Quality comedian with great original material, really enjoyed that, thanks

I think this rates as my favourite Dry Bar set yet. God bless this channel for keeping me sane in lockdown!

3 things 1. absolutely hilarious, that wrestling gospel bit is an amazing show of dedication and practice. 2. i'm 26 but i will remember the chapstick advice for my entire life

Dear lord HELP me...i have NEVER laughed so hard tthat I was crying. This year (2020) has been an unprecedented year of sorrow for our world....and this WONDEFUL man was able to make me forget all that we are going through with his gift.

I’ve watched this whole special on the dry bar app several times and I still love it! Even tipped him, it’s so good.

I've seen some really good comics on the Dry Bar Comedy channel, but Ross is the best. There is NO filler in this act. This act was right up there with the best I've ever seen (and just to qualify that, I'm old enough to relate to his closing bit).

THE FINEST COMEDY ROUTINE in the WORLD TODAY. SERIOUSLY.

As a Walmart employee, his jokes about Walmart are spot on

“Apparently, George Washington was a transvestite” 🤣🤣🤣

Omg! This guy is brilliant…and the very best kind of “speaker of the truth”!

Omg this guy was hilarious. I had tears squeezing out my eyes.

Okay, every time I see a tube of chapstick, I'm going to burst out laughing for no apparent reason!

This guy was hilarious!

Pure Genius!! I have Never heard a better comedy set- Seriously, Ever. I am 75 years old. You are so amazing, I am flabbergasted at your skills of delivery. You completely took me into every scene . My face hurts from laughing, your memories are so wonderfully acted out; you are a true genius. It brought me back to my very dysfunctional childhood and the awful things parents thought were good for kids which are hilarious now. I wait hopefully to see my parents again one day, as nutty as they both were. You are the Very Best and smartest and most accomplished Comedian today. I will keep up with you and will watch this routine again and again. I cannot imagine any comedian's performance being any better than this. Your continuous movements, facial expressions, mood changes, speech changes, timing, wording, subject matter, and so many details are beyond remarkable and all excellent. Thank you so much for your great effort and for sharing your amazing talents! I absolutely loved every minute of your show! This audience is way too small for your stellar acting abilities! Thank you, thank you.

Ross Bennett is the funniest comedian I’ve ever heard 🤩 I’ve never laughed so much or so hard before!

Can you imagine him in his youth? Lol or as a teacher/professor? Lol

34:12 I was just as heartbroken as the audience. This genius bluffed and kept the show going. By far my favorite Dry Bar special. You're a legend, Ross.

My god, Ross Bennett is the funniest comedian, from beginning to end, I have seen in many years!

Ross Bennett, you are, hands down, the funniest comedian I’ve ever heard!!!

I'm 21 and this is one of the best routines I've heard in a while! Quality stuff

One of my favorite specials... and I’m only 17. There’s something wrong with me. His voice through these jokes is just perfect though.

OMGoodness, the Gospel wrestling. I laughed so hard I was crying. Ross Bennett is awesome.

This guy is amazing ,what a natural 👏 wow! A moment of respite in this difficult time we're all in. Thank you Ross Bennett

I was I tears when he said "that woman is a lie"😂😂😂😂

I've watched several of these Dry Bar comedians (it's nice to see comedy that's 'clean' for a change, isn't it? Proves you don't have to talk all night about vulgar sex to get laughs...), and they've all been good, but this guy was great!

Ross is one of my favorites. Way back when, my company (at the time) had the pleasure of working with him to create demo tapes of his performances to be sent out for booking future gigs. I wish I knew where that footage was - he had a great bit in there about baby kangaroos. I still laugh at that story decades later. My kids grew up watching that demo reel and think he's fabulous, too.

He's hilarious!! Said sooo many funny things!! 😁 " I go shopping and I don't have a list. I just grab a cart and let's see what happens. I got a nursing bra, and the canoe. " 😁😂😆🤣😅😂

He looks like he could be a teacher at Hogwarts

I’m 23 and make these noises 🤣

I have not been laughing so much OR entertained than this guy's performance since ever. So awesome!

This guy is great. He should be in a comedie tv series

One of the best comedians I’ve heard!

These comedians are all unique and so funny without curses, violent references lol

If and when I grow old, I wanna be this guy and preach at The Professional Gospel Wrestling Hour.

Love this guy. Just totally unique.

He is one of my favorites. I hope to see more of his stuff. Hilarious and original.

The wrestling-gospel and the colonoscopy jokes made me laugh out loud. 😂Favorites.

I love it,I must have been the only guy who joined the army who already had PTSD, I know people like that and also in the police force! Some parents really do traumatise their kids :(

This guy is brilliant! Highly entertaining with such a great delivery style. Thanks for sharing this with us.

This guy is awesome

The best bit was the church wresting 😂😂😂😂

he has so many "black out" jokes I never know when the set is over he's that good

This show was hilarious! What a great story teller and comedian! I enjoyed every minute!

I feel like the 50,000 degree laser beam joke needed more laughs. I almost cried laughing, like it was my first colonos- nevermind. 😂

Awesome and entertaining guy--I could watch him for hours! A++++

I watch so many of these and loved many but this was the first time I actually BUST out laughing and had tears rolling down my face! Good show!

That wrestling gospel hour joke was the BEST

Something I never like about most comedians (and I love comedy)is their lack of flow for transitions. All those years of public school beating us over with essay writing has done a number on me. This man was virtually flawless in my opinion! Thank you, kind sir! And thank you, Dry Bar 👍👍

I'm from Ithaca, NY. Live in Ohio. When I tell people where I'm from, they ALWAYS assume it's NYC. Where Ithaca is, is lake country dotted with dairy farms. Deer and raccoons everywhere.

I keep coming back to him repeatedly because he’s amazing plus he helps me relax and go to sleep with my insomnia. I love him. He’s a riot!!! I’ve watched the same bit over several years now.

Both of my parents have always made noises like this my whole life - even when they were in their early 30’s. Drove me crazy as a little kid, still does. Recently had the thought “oh, they’re actually old enough now to be making noises like this ...” It’s like they were feeding off of each other for years

Laughed hysterically through the whole thing! Great comedy!

Being the same age as he is i can relate to every joke.

Oh my gosh….I laughed so hard at this ! 😂😂😂 He absolutely smashed it - brilliant!

What a stress reliever...thank you Ross😄