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in this video i don't make jokes and i only talk at you
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to small town reviews to how they use shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun to if i was frozone... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. Guys, if you put all this dumb stuff in the description, it helps your videos. isn't that wild?
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

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@LProckers98 Год назад

Didn't know Gus took Bowling watch parties so seriously.

@NoPantsOn311 Год назад

@DontReadMyProfilePicture.7 don’t be original!!!!

@Metazolid Год назад

It's Super Bowling not just bowling jeez didn't you listen to him at all?

@starship2023 Год назад

@@Metazolid This Bowling event is more super than the world cup

@AdamCraftPC1234 Год назад

My favourite part about the Bowling watch parties is when someone hits a pin, and everyone shouts in unison, " Its Bowlin' Time! " and Bowl all over the bad guys

@Foofoothegoon Год назад

Maybe you kid, but I did for ~20 years think that it was some big bowling tournament before realising that it was football. And then it was another 3 years before I realised that it wasn't soccer.

@jverkaik100 Год назад

THANK YOU. I have a friend who says things like "Can you remind me what a first down is?", and "Guys, I got bad news from the doctor, the cancer is back" and it's just like uhhhhhh... we get it, you don't understand sports!!!!

@Bobby_Bean Год назад

Good joke I exhaled slightly more out of my nose : ) 👍

@jarredwise Год назад

Jesus Christ 😂

@strider9184 Год назад

@@Bobby_Bean well if that isn’t a compliment I don’t know what is

@Mojo842 Год назад

typical Brett and his constant yammering

@sensudubs4421 Год назад

I stole your comment for a facebook conversation and they thought it was damn funny too. Well done lad.

@JustBackgroundNoise Год назад

I just hope both teams have fun.

@finn.25 Год назад

💀

@wellguesswhatIthink Год назад

I thought it was a free-for-all

@MrBigCookieCrumble Год назад

Isn't it Red vs. Blue? Or am i thinking of something else?

@greycrimson3228 Год назад

Glad to see a fellow RuneScape player here :]

@voidishprattles4319 Год назад

@@MrBigCookieCrumble eh politics, sports, TF2, all the same thing really.

@totalgoober Год назад

Thank you for being so respectful while talking about me Mr. Gus

@DavidLLambertmobile Год назад

Gus is right .... none of that is funny! 🥸

@johnmacangus2634 Год назад

I go gor for the food

@Mavve69 Год назад

Gus Fring

@iMirandaJae Год назад

@@johnmacangus2634 I also go gor for food 😆

@VikingTeddy Год назад

Didn't go the way I was expecting. I thought he was going to stand up to us bewildered "sportsballers". But he kinda stood up for everyone. He's so goshdarn wholesome isn't he? Go team!

@matthias38184 Год назад

Gus actually makes an alternate version of every video like this where he just explains the joke, and this is just the first time he thought the sketch was worse

@neighneighthecamel2700 Год назад

i love you

@TwoQs Год назад

Knocked it out of the sports park with this one. A real homedown.

@single-cellshark6013 Год назад

*over the goal

@TheTalentlessWriter Год назад

This is the most important PSA of the year, thank you for doing the lords work

@dontakutarkuru523 Год назад

"We're both adults" that one kid watching

@nicojan Год назад

I'm that one watching, the European who knows close to nothing about football. I didn't realize it was annoying last year, so it is indeed a very helpful PSA. Thanks Gus!

@lando_jm4609 Год назад

Gus is really one of the comedians of our time

@Luke-uw6dp Год назад

LOL HE SAID THE THING! REDDITORS ASSEMBLE! DON'T DRINK ALL MY SOYLENT :DDD

@KaxMerg Год назад

@@Luke-uw6dp thanks for the reddit gold! 😺

@LordManhattan Год назад

@@Luke-uw6dp "this"

@keilafleischbein59 Год назад

I really liked the part when he said "it's Johnson time" and started gussing all over the audience

@UncleSam1732 Год назад

Truly the one

@OneWheelPeel1 Год назад

I am now realizing after watching this video I am sadly that guy.

@voidishprattles4319 Год назад

It's ok we've all said sport ball at one point or another. None or us are proud of it but we've all gotta bear this shame together.

@evo683 Год назад

nah sportsball is funny im sticking to my guns 😤

@sirizalot Год назад

yeah sportsball is pretty funny

@fictionmyth Год назад

I always ask, "Football, now is that the one with the egg-shaped ball?" and feel like a Robin Williams-level comedian.

@letizialorusso1950 Год назад

Same here

@pajamapantsjack5874 Год назад

I have one of those people, he’s always saying “my flesh suit grows weak” and “the men playing, do they know what will happen to them”? Like we get it ! Great video will definitely show this to them

@voidishprattles4319 Год назад

I really hate this I have one too. He started grafting metal onto his skin and saying annoying shit like "the end is soon and only the machine will survive, and yet you waste precious preparation time watching a frivolous game. Such a waste." Like dude it's fine you don't like it but you don't gotta be annoying about it : /

@spacerattheratfromspace7024 Год назад

@@voidishprattles4319 Always chitterchattering about the end times smh

@austin..... Год назад

I get it man Football is a place for some people to bring up religion and shit but dude like *messiah, omnissiah* , let's just watch the friggin' game my guy!

@Cyranek Год назад

good public service anouncement

@west1919 Год назад

telling us about the jokes you were going to make - this is meta comedy. truly inspiring, even to a non-sportsball fan like i am

@stripeybeast Год назад

Happy sporstball this weekend! Hope they score tons of baskets

@lazarusrat6159 Год назад

Good PSA. Rather than watch the game, I am going with my mom and sister to a cross-stitch shop that has a sale every year "For the wives while their husbands watch the big game." I don't know anything about needlework. I'm a crocheter. I can say "boy this yarn sure is little" to every skein of thread I see. I might call ada "linen" or vice versa. The important thing is I'm having a day out with my family and when it's done, there will be frozen yogurt. :)

@ZeldaplusSmallville Год назад

Dang. I really needed to hear this.

@theycallmejohn4733 Год назад

Hey Gus, I just wanted to say that I hear you and you are understood. I appreciate that you made this information known to me. Thank you and have a good weekend.

@AbrahamNixons Год назад

Kyle Mooney: "Noooooo! They lost the series! Nooo! That's such a big mistake??"

@ryanpullen5043 Год назад

My wife invited all of her friends specifically to ignore the game.

@yukononun Год назад

My kind of woman.

@lapislazuli9961 Год назад

Thanks for touching base with us like in soccer, Gus. This video was a real Home Run Goal!

@Ferrerman Год назад

Wow I am so glad I am not the only one who takes the supper bowel so serious.

@Departedreflections Год назад

Thank you. I think I needed this. I will say, I think the place these expressions come from is insecurity about not knowing what's going on, and an attempt to owning or leaning into being an outsider in regard to the sport

@Robbo_Boi Год назад

I really needed to hear this

@qabandiman Год назад

i was not ready for such a deep cut while i was expecting a nice chuckle

@saladmcjones7798 Год назад

You're right, this isn't a sketch, it's a time-honored preemptive strike. Or in internet verbiage, "INB4." Thank you Gus, it's much appreciated calling out dead horse beatings.

@DJTheMetalheadMercenary Год назад

We all know that the one team is going to beat the other team in that sportssuperball-thingy, pass the dip!

@archiermanilo23 Год назад

"I don't really watch sports, I'm just watching for the commercials."

@FredProdc Год назад

Half the fun of not knowing about football is cheering when they homerun all over the finish line

@DrMechano Год назад

I've never really followed sports myself, but I can't imagine going to a party specifically *for* watching a sporting event and acting smugly disinterested in it the whole time. If you don't like something, that's fine, but maybe just don't go to it instead of going and ruining the fun for people who do like it. This goes for any hobby, really.

@MrMilkyCoco Год назад

I just go and watch and stay quiet. Its just nice to be with family or friends.

@DrMechano Год назад

@@MrMilkyCoco Yeah! That's fine too. Sit it out, or go but be polite. Either way, don't make your disinterest *other people's* problem.

@sammrguy03 Год назад

uninterested *

@goradhen Год назад

Real gem. We need one of those eveyday now. This type of information is critical. We have been foretold!

@Riyo_R Год назад

Thanks Gus I really needed to hear this.

@MusicDecomposer Год назад

I have a similar situation: I’m a Garfield fan, and I know a lot of people on the internet who pretend they’re Garfield fans, but they don’t actually know much about it. They say stuff like “Haha, lasagna, am I right?” as if it’s a Seinfeld bit. “What is the DEEAAL with Mondays!?”

@HOLDFASTBEAR Год назад

Do you think Wolverine could survive a fall from space?

@viljamtheninja Год назад

"Just wanted to touch base with you guys" I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, SPORTSBALL MAN

@penguioon4251 Год назад

That was genuinely one of the best and funniest videos of this decade. It cured my cancer. It saved me from poverty. It allowed me to meet my beautiful wife. Thank you Gus

@pen-g2006 Год назад

This was a funny skit. He said there’d be one person hahahaha My party had 3

@MihkelKukk Год назад

This has to be one of your best sketches this far! Hope this goes viral. Incredible performances on both sides

@TimFilmsCars Год назад

Gus this video was a real touchrun, thank you

@Pentross Год назад

I’ve never encountered a person like that, whenever I watch group sportsing everyone is super knowledgeable about why the thingy goes in the score box

@ComedyBros5 Год назад

This actually hit me way too hard. Thanks for giving me the biggest smack in the face I’ve ever had.

@ElijahStewy Год назад

Beautiful Gus. You are my favorite comedian… i need more desk videos!!! Thanks big boi

@AAAHHHH585 Год назад

I really needed to hear this, thanks gus 😃

@bruce9657 Год назад

easily one his funniest sketches. love how dedicated he was to the character

@brycespencer6732 Год назад

When he said "they're going to really really make it known to the rest of the party that they don't know what's going on", I shed tears of joy.

@joncampbell644 Год назад

Oh man I really needed to hear that

@mathiasstone Год назад

"Just wanted to TOUCH BASE with ya" WOW what another great sports ball pun in this comedy sketch from our favorite comedy youtube. Gosh gee wilikers, I love ya Gus.

@patrickosullivan4354 Год назад

Yes! A comedy video short. My favorite. I'm gonna click the "follow" button for this gus. I'll even yodel him on myLinkedIn

@phantomwarper5257 Год назад

Hey gus thanks for bringing this up, I'm not really into American football but thanks for letting everyone else know, I don't come from the U.S but it's good that you let your other fans know.

@bagel29 Год назад

As a big sports fan I loved this lmao

@Lildspop Год назад

Thank you Gus, I really needed to hear this.

@B.Saiju207 Год назад

thanks, i really needed to hear this

@someguy8156 Год назад

Hey I made a football downtouch back in middle school and the teacher gave me a gold star. So I'm basically a Superbowl expert.

@gamiezion Год назад

so like... how much does someone have to pay to get a quarterback around here??

@firewall5189 Год назад

@Russell White feel like that's kind of a rip off - my university team awards one gold square just for being on the team and three gold stars for a touchdown

@ColorblindMonk Год назад

Really just went into it, raw and uncut

@justiceperhay8328 Год назад

Thanks for the PSA, Gustavo.

@sampletxt9099 Год назад

this is gus' funniest sketch ever, loved the character

@brianbouchard1899 Год назад

Heard.

@crzjt Год назад

Heard.

@joncampbell644 Год назад

Heard.

@reservoirdude92 Год назад

The most cheerfully cynicical video of the year!

@FPVMike Год назад

loving this new format of more formal comedy presentation

@Adam-rs4en Год назад

"there's no real thesis here... this is not funny... there is no sketch" And yet I'm laughing out loud. Thank you gus

@landonlastname6225 Год назад

Damn, i don’t like being called out like this, Gus

@Nova6432 Год назад

That was a very good sketch, also is that a sports ball on your shirt?

@non_brewed_condiment Год назад

thank god you warned me about this so I can get ahead of it. I can't have any interruptions while I let everyone know I no longer drink or eat processed foods because I am trying to get the best out of life, honestly I feel great, you should try it.

@Nick-hb6ox Год назад

I think this is the best sketch Gus has ever made

@johnsmith8981 Год назад

I've actually been that person and I learned and changed the course of my behavior.

@iain.sm.c Год назад

God, sportsball got old a century ago. God bless.

@militantpacifist4087 Год назад

Ironically he put the “funny vibe” in this video. 😂

@jannatty583 Год назад

Man, I'm so hyped for the upcoming sports ball match!

@misein2466 Год назад

I am that person. My father was a track star and my brother has a full ride football scholarship. I know the terms but I purposely use them incorrectly to piss them off. That way, they can't see through the rage and I can rob them of all the snacks and disappear. Hell, I actually learned and memorized nearly every rule and terminology just to purposely use in an incorrect fashion because that bean dip and chips will be mine.

@v4lhulme Год назад

Anyone who cares that much about sports should be made fun of. Good job

@sensudubs4421 Год назад

I'm having a superbowl party at my house tomorrow. Im sending this to everyone.

@kiaza7679 Год назад

This is how I learned that the superbowl happened last week.

@atheno892 Год назад

This is a PSA, Gus knows. He wants us to know that he knows, so he knows we know he knows.

@garvancorr5999 Год назад

sports-ball or hand-egg humor was at it's peak around, i wanna say 2011. Same time that the most popular memes were insanity wolf and bad luck brian

@couchpotato1065 Год назад

Thank you... I needed to here that.

@wetjoggers1720 Год назад

johnny gus

@tendiesoffmyplate9085 Год назад

Hi, Jus Gohnson. I completely understand. I will take steps to remedy this problem by installing shock collars on all my guests.

@ricksanchez9191 Год назад

Love you Gus!!

@kokoloko8423 Год назад

Thanks alot Gus, appreciated this.

@macsy1166 Год назад

As a Finnish person I needed to know there's a non-sports person among any Super Bowl friends group, thanks. It's like when we watch Football (EU) or Ice Hockey, I'm that guy. I'm the guy who doesn't care thaaat much about sports but enjoy the company anyways

@judeelaman1902 Год назад

The company is the best part. And the food of course

@Flotter-Flo Год назад

You can easily just attend and be chill without playing dumb about sports, though. When you, as a Fin, start pretending not to know what the offside rule is, it gets really absurd...

@boogie2 Год назад

Correction Gus. I am not an adult, I am a 14 year old minor and throughly enjoy your skits.

@Beeboyjack Год назад

Well damn I thought you were a 14 year old adult

@EntG1 Год назад

oldest gus johnson fan

@Oblivion9873 Год назад

Kids these days dont get told one of the main rules of the internet being dont tell people your age smh...

@boogie2 Год назад

@@Beeboyjack yes it is a common misconception

@deathknight1239 Год назад

@@Beeboyjack 14 year old adult > underaged 21 year old

@jaytunzi8055 Год назад

Gus, you came into my life at a time when I didn't know I needed you.

@ducksonpan8763 Год назад

one of the funniest not-sketch I've ever watched

@lukejodrey Год назад

I'm not really a fan of sports ball but I can't imagine going to a sports ball party and acting like that if I did.

@zekeh5796 Год назад

So is this what happened to Eddy??

@comment.highlighted Год назад

Thanks for the Friendly Reminder 😁👍

@TheAtlarchy Год назад

I am instead the guy who refuses to arrive at such events... I tell them "I don't like sports, but you enjoy yourselves, as I wouldn't enjoy it anyway" and I personally believe it is the way to go about it... I can buy some chips enjoy them at home without having to watch sports, while you get to enjoy the sports without having to keep me entertained, or interact with me, while you'd rather just focus on the sports event... I recommend just not going to everyone who doesn't like sports!

@flyingdeathcatsgo Год назад

Go sportsball!

@YourCapybaraAmigo_17yrsago Год назад

As someone who loves cheering for home runs during the Super Bowl, I appreciate the shout-out Gus.

@yacineai1698 Год назад

This is hilarious I don't know how you do it Gus. You're killing me hahaha

@lavenderlunacy Год назад

I took it personally when he mentioned "sportsball" because that's the only way I refer to athletic sports.

@johnchapman1132 Год назад

Just checking in. No hate. Just looking my man.

@kormagogthedestroyer Год назад

What we can learn from this is that Gus definitely is that guy

@drew8235 Год назад

I'm so excited to see some good ass home runs this superbole

@kiri1695 Год назад

this is such a youtube move from Gus. Love this guy.

@taylord1337 Год назад

I don’t go to Super Bowl parties cuz it’s hard for me not to be this guy.

@the-np4mr Год назад

It's crazy how he did nothing wrong

@Dan_Roland Год назад

Yes, we know he did bad things. And maybe he didn’t realize the full scope of the damage he did in trying to apologize... Though he’s still a funny guy. Comedy is clearly his calling in life; would you have him abandon this harmless art form forever?

@the-np4mr Год назад

@@Dan_Roland it's crazy how he was objectively in the right

@Dan_Roland Год назад

@@the-np4mr wait were you not being sarcastic? Bc he definitely _did_ wrong. I’m just trying to advocate for a moderate perspective. Honestly can’t tell what wavelength you’re on.

@the-np4mr Год назад

@@Dan_Roland nope

@zimbu_ Год назад

I like when the experts on TV talk about what they think is going to happen during the game as if we're not going to find out during the next couple of hours.

@dburris718 Год назад

Thanks. I did need to hear this

@FacterinoCommenterino Год назад

Today's fact: As of 1998, over 50% of Iceland's population believed in the existence of elves.

@Nooyus Год назад

@@laphytaphy1079 piqued not peaked

@alexanderficken9354 Год назад

As an Icelander, yes they do exist

@kevinjones560 Год назад

As of today 0% of the people looking at my phone care

@joncampbell644 Год назад

@@Nooyus that’s some peak grammar correction

@joncampbell644 Год назад

Peak pique really

@Anthrofuturism Год назад

Out of all the comedians on RU-vid Gus is definitely one of them

@lanatsif Год назад

Absolutely brilliant

@Readraid_ Год назад

This is a personal attack.

@archeo289 Год назад

I’ve tried to care about the game and all… but after years of preparing for the super bowl like I’m studying for an exam I learned it just doesn’t mean anything to me. And that’s ok.

@walmartrotisseriechicken Год назад

this is me. i am a proud lifelong sportsball hater and i am not ashamed to let it be known

@sircasino614 Год назад

Im 100% with you, Poot.

@peytonalexander5300 Год назад

"video games good, real life games evil" is the one incredibly common take that I will never fully understand

@sircasino614 Год назад

@Peyton Alexander Depends if you're playing it or watching. For sports, watching is boring, and playing is fun. With video games, playing is fun... but because there is a story element, watching it isn't as boring as sports.

@peytonalexander5300 Год назад

@@sircasino614 I understand not being into it, I just don't understand why so many people who aren't into sports feel the need to belittle other peoples' interest in sports even though if someone who isn't into video games did the same thing, they would consider that person an asshole

@sircasino614 Год назад

@@peytonalexander5300 I don't say that, though I don't know anyone who actually hates video games. They're an art form, and there's something for everybody. It would be like hearing someone say they hate movies... it just doesn't make sense to me.