Your Friend That HATES Every Smash Character 

I would not be opposed at all to more smaller skits like this one, you guys are super funny.

"You' re spamming optimal moves" - Little z 2020

"How dare you pick a character capable of beating me when played optimally"

“Your really picking that character?” -The guy who’s best character is everyone

top ten moments before disaster "wait who are you going to play" "oh just my main" announcer:"Ness"

As a Pit main, I can confirm that "you're spamming optimal moves" is unironically the best way to describe his playstyle.

There’s a way to solve this... Pick Random. Everyone knows Random is balanced

"Please no *JONHS* " -REGGIE

2:30 But Pit never learned how to read...

literally everyone has that one friend who hates their main and every other character they play

"Ooh look I'm an angel, I can fly!" Pit: not being able to fly is a defining character trait.

When Little Z says he’s gonna pick his best character Everyone: do you have slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

"are you kidding me? all your character does is jab, ftilt, up tilt, down tilt, dash attack, f smash, up smash, down smash, nair, fair, bair, up air, down air, grab, pummel, f throw, b throw, up throw, down throw, get up attack, ledge attack, neutral b, side b, up b, down b, walk, run, jump, roll, shield, spot dodge and air dodge"

Little Z: *picks Ness* Hopcat and everybody on this planet: *Visible confusion*

“Oh, Ima Play My Main” *Chooses Ness* Ness: *PK Fire* *PK Fire* *PK Fire* *PK Fire*

“ your friend that HATES every smash character” Well of course I know him he’s me

2:15 "you just spam the optimal moves to win" **literally the whole point of the game**

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Ugh... look at that guy, spamming quality videos and good humor

This is sort of the equivalent to CalebCity’s “What your Smash main says about you”

Reasons to hate characters in smash(overall) Mario: Up tilt combos Donkey Kong: So many damn moves bury you and ding-dong Link: Good recovery, and easy combos Samus and Dark Samus: Campy af Yoshi: Mashes random buttons Kirby: Poyo(He's too cute) Fox: Extremely broken in melee Pikachu: Easy combos in ultimate and 64 Luigi: Zero - death Ness: PK FIRE Captain Falcon: Really fast moves and pretty easy combos Jigglypuff: Just as broken in melee PLUS easy edgeguards Peach: If your opponent knows what they're doing, float cancels can be really annoying to deal with(tbf peach is really technical) Daisy: HI IM DAISY Bowser: Cheese Icies: Like peach, but instead of float cancels, desynching; also wobbling Sheik: Literally one of the best overall smash characters, combos are really hard to get out of Zelda: All of her specials and aerials in ultimate Dr. Mario: I mean its trash mario so i guess easy combos again Pichu: Really easy combos for only small self damage Falco: Also extremely broken in melee Marth: One of the best smash characters in each entry, and really easy combos; also tippers are stupid strong Lucina: easy combos Yink: Literally every move LINKS(see what i did) to each other Ganon: One hit and you're dead Mewtwo: There's probably something but idk what to put here Roy and Chrom: Spams any good move he has G&W: The video explains it well Meta Knight: Brawl Pit: Stupid good recovery Dark Pit: Pit with a move that kills at 50% at ledge and has super armour ZSS: Nair Wario: Waft Snake: Anything that he has that can blow up is annoying imo Ike: Nair Squirtle: Easy Combos Ivysaur: Down and Up air Charizard: Flare blitz is way too strong Diddy Kong: Banana peel Lucas: PK FREEZE Sonic: Nothing's wrong with Sonic, Sonic's definitely the most honest character in the entire game King Dedede: Ledge trapping is insane, also he's too sexy Olimar: His Pikmin Lucario: Can make the most insane comebacks R.O.B: Literally half of his moves are annoying Toon Link: Again, all of his moves LINK together Wolf: Blaster Villager: Idk what to say, he's annoying but he doesn't have anything obvious that makes him annoying Mega Man: Leaf Shield, also campy and disrespectful Wii Fit: Deep Breathing is way too OP Rosalina and Luma: The ways Luma can be set up can rack up serious damage Little Mac: (Yes I have something for Little Mac) Getting hit by grounded attacks can literally kill you at really low percents, also to play him you have to be extremely campy Greninja: INSANE Kill comfirms Mii Swordfighter: Idk I rarely see these guys Mii Brawler: Broken specials, also Small Mii Brawler was like the best character in the game in Smash 4 Sans: Campy af, also all the "bad time" puns Palutena: Nair, just Nair Pac Man: Stupid Recovery and Stupid Fruits Robin: Arcfire Shulk: Monado has way too many uses, L-cancelling is stupid Bowser Jr.: Gets on your nerves Duck Hunt Duo: Extremely hard to play Ryu: Can kill at really early percents, and all moves link together Ken: Same with Ryu Cloud: Smash 4 doubles, Up B out of shield, Limit Cross Slash Corrin: Those feet are too hard to handle Bayonetta: Easy 0 - deaths, also that arse is what we're all focused on most of the time Inkling: Roller, just roller Ridley: Side B Belmonts: The b button King K. Rool: All of his moves are annoying Isabelle: Stupid Fishing Rod Incineroar: Revenge Side B Piranha Plant: Easily Racks up percent Joker: Arsene is so broken, literally makes every single one of Joker's moves OP Hero: Whack at 0(Basically good RNG is broken) Banjo-Kazooie: Campy Terry: Jab, Jab, Power Dunk Byleth: That up-b Min Min: Insane range Steve: Is really hard to predict, also the minecart Sephiroth: INSANE SHIELD BREAKS, and has a really strong move to KO along with that Correct me if there's something you want to add This took a long time to make, a like would be nice :)

"Yoshi?" "I hate you." "Ness?" "Everyone hates you."

Title this video: "Little Z: After Hours"

HopCat: We all have that one friend Me with 0 friends: *_I don't have such weaknesses_*

“My main hasn’t been released yet”

"Who are YOU gonna play?" "One of my... B E S T C H A R A C T E R S"

Friend: you play roy? Me: yeah, he's my favorite koopaling

"I'm picking random." "OOOoooohhhh look at me! I'm creative! I just have to say that I happened to get my worse character no matter who I get so I don't seem bad." "I- okay, yeah, you're right."

"All you're gonna do is spam his different moves at the right times in the right situations to win! You're just spamming optimal moves!" I'm using that now.

It's concerning how good Little Z can play this part.

This video shoulda been renamed "Ness mains in a nutshell".

“Most balanced character.” very correct

“ I only play with friends worse then me so I can win!” Little Z

I get hating on other characters but how could you hate on little Z's best characters.

The lighting seems really good here, also the camera angles, overall quality improved like a set. That's a great punchline, too

"yOu rEaLlY pIcKeD sOnIc" also r.i p the voice actor for sonic. (Edit) holy sh*t ty for so many likes!

Little Z: Picks Ness Me: We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly bamboozled.

Plot Twist: He's mad because that's all of the characters that can beat his Ness.

Little z: “why don’t you pick a character that doesn’t spam?” Also little z:NESS TIME

Me: *choose Joker* My Friend: *telling me I only spam his Default B* My Friend: *choose Ness*

Everyone: "Pit/Dark Pit are such honest characters" Me, who mained Dark Pit because his B-Throw combos into final smash and kills at zero: "Finally people appreciate the character^^"

"Ooo look at me, I'm an angel, I can fly, ooo I have to play properly, _I have to get reads for my kills_ " As a Pit main, I felt the pain in that statement :'(

I feel like this wasn't even a skit, this was just a reenactment of what happened a few hours ago

Little Z: “OOOoo look at me I’m an angel I can fly, OOoo I have play properly and get READS for my kills.” Welp, Pit isn’t gonna win...

2:16 that one kid that doesn’t actually know what spamming is and just ruins the fun by either insulting you or saying things like this (we all know what I’m talking about)

Little Z: *says everyone spams* Also Little Z: *picks Ness* Me: You have sinned on a scale reserved for Gods.

This mans really just acted out a pikachu nair loop irl

I thought he was gonna say “Im gonna play my main” and then choose a belmont

This is so relatable thx for this hopcat

Title should be “when you play with a try hard competitor”

2:16 I introduced the word spamming to my friend who is relatively new to smash and now every single move I do is spamming and his captain falcon dash attacks 40 times in a row aren’t.

The Smash Bros Twitter community in a nutshell:

When he said oh I'm just going to play my main and its ness I started laughing so hard

I have a friend who calls literally every mortal kombat character cheesy

*Explains how Roy spams* Me, a Roy main: no no wait a minute. He's got a point

"Everyone knows Pit is the most honest character!" Me: * Laughs to hide the pain of being a Dark Pit main with no gimmicks *

As a person who complains about most things (including every smash character), i still let people play whoever because it's their choice. I'm a lucas main by the way.

this guy is the only person that can insult every smash character and then still offend me by just laughing when my main is mentioned XD

Everything was alright till you see he main Ness.

Okay, at This point I'm thinking of spamming Falcon punches in the face, and you are my opponent IN REAL LIFE

“Ugh I hate Little Mac he’s too broken” Once in a life time you’ll hear that

ITS ME IM THE FRIEND

Me: plays smash with my little brother Him, after I win one time telling everybody I "spammed": 2:16

Whenever someone complains about Pit, they're bad.

They're all the best characters tho

Oh really, you’re gonna play (insert character name here)? They just spam their basic moveset in strategical patterns bro. I mean come on, they just spam reacting to your opponents movements and planning an optimal counterattack. Not to mention the fact that they react to the directional inputs from the controller! You should just play a character that doesn’t spam gimmicky combos, like *M E G A M A N*

Let’s be real, someone who hates Roy isn’t your friend.

I read the thumbnail as “you really rick rolled?”

I'm happy to be a pit main.

I find it scary how accurate this is. This is literally me

This video is just what people think of every character but don’t say it out loud cause it makes them look salty(in my opinion)

Description: we all have that friend Me: i broke that friends arm once

"Pit is an honest character, none of his moves are overpowered" Say that to his recovery. Also Dark Pit has that and *ELECTROSHOCK.*

I completely forgot about FE Roy and when I saw the thumbnail, I thought they were talking about the Bowser junior skin.

“I’m gonna play Steve.” “Really your gonna go with Steve?” “Why what’s wrong with Steve?” “Well who wants 2 Steve’s fighting each other?”

This video really reminds me of that one vid CalebCity has made

Little Z: Oh I'm just gonna play my Main. Announcer: NESS! Wario: Am I a joke to you?

How bout I play Steve? “He spams mine and craft so much!”

That ending, I was sure he was either gonna not even choose a character or pick Ness or Simon. What a great skit

I've said it before, but I love the whole Underdogs group. You have have different strengths Little Z: pun master with the most insane challenges Hopcat: more physical challenges and put his humor into skits and livestreams Poppt1: professional level analysis with a dryer humour "not to brag but this obviously means I'm te best in the world. Your often helping eachother videos to give them a unique mix and then then there's the Underdogs channel itself which is like a big crossover!

Literally my brother when I play with him. He complains and rages no matter what 😑

"Your Friend That HATES Every Smash Character" Me:How are you gonna list of 70+ characters in the game?

This person exist and his name is Dale Wilson aka LowTierGod.

1:39 *you dare oppose the master of 2 dimensions*

"Pit!?? Don't make me laugh, your gonna spam arrows and side b the entire game!"

The video: Your friend that HATE every smash character Me:i know him, that's every people in my environment

This is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my nephew

I have a feeling little z is on shrooms in this

I was the whole video like: “he’s gonna play ness lol”

hmm, this bears a strange resemblance to me when I get salty

Me: mains pit, and is good at him. He is the most honest character in the game. Because he is my main, when I pick him with my buddy, he looks at me like: “why do you have to make me suffer” “You are spamming optimally” Lol

Certified pit main here and I approve of this message

When you hate sonic so much you don't include him on the video.

Description: "We all have that one friend..." Me, who only has one friend who plays smash, and he almost doesn't play it: :(

“He spams optimal moves” The single funniest sentence in the world

“Luigis soo toxic! His zero to death is awful, even thought you don’t know it”

Wait...who are you gonna play? "Oh I'm just gonna play my main" *Announcer: Ness!* Got me lmao

“Luigi spams grab” As a luigi main, I can confirm that is true

Can't we just accept that some people like to play certain characters and move on with our lives?

"Such a spammy character and combos me to my death" SO WHICH IS IT