Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon SUCKS 

This movie feels like it should've been a tv show. They could've taken an episode per character they recruit, and give actual interactions and make the characters struggle.

As a Snyder fan I am so fucking tired of him releasing incomplete versions of his movies Before it was dictated by WB but now there was no f excuse

I love how you barely mentioned the robot played by Anthony Hopkins, since he barely exists in the plot at all.

Just wanted to say the come up is crazy. Good work man. I remember when you were a small channel but you worked hard and here we are. Keep up the grind

Loved the video man. The film looks like Snyder had a "Star Wars/Action Movie checklist" and didn't bother to put in the connective tissue for it. Snyder and Micheal Bay are what I call "Dudebro Filmmakers". They go for whats edgy and violent and forget to include character work and story to fuel those aspects. Great Video man! Can't wait for the next one.

This movie should owe an Oscar

So essentially, this movie is a dollar store version of Star Wars. In an era when even Star Wars is doing poorly. Cool! Glad I didn't bother to watch it.

complete nitpick that isn’t to do with snyder’s writing but as an irish girl having to listen to the dude who played kai trying to do a belfast accent all movie had me cracking up so much he could Not do it 😭

I did the smart thing and chose not to watch it.

Bro! You’re review is hilarious, you got a new subscriber 🤓👍

I really wanted to like the movie, and I hated it. I didn't even finish the damn thing, that's how bad I hated it. And I actually like all of Snyder's movies, and no, I'm not a Snyder Stan, I genuinely like his movies, but they aren't the greatest thing ever made. Fuck no, far from it lol. Like, I like Sucker Punch lol and more people hate that, than they do like it. All that being said, this movie was just, wow. From the the editing to the characters personalities having the equivalent of a box of rocks. Aaaaaand that's insulting rocks. Mind you, I got halfway, so, not all of the characters were introduced lol. The only positives this movie has for me is Sofia Boutella being the lead and the visuals at times were awesome, after that, there's nothing going for this movie. There's really not, besides, there's gonna be a three hour directors cut and it's like, ok, I'll just finish and watch that when it's out. Cuz I ain't watching the rest of this version. Hell no. I'd rather take a nice, long walk off a short pier in alligator alley in Florida.

Man… your videos are always so entertaining! Underrated channel

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I'm just glad I'm not crazy and other people realize Zack Snyder makes terrible movies

You should have just watched Samurai 7 instead.

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I just realize something I don’t know for sure exactly, but I think you should tackle it and tell us why Netflix Marvel TV shows are very different from Disney’s Marvel TV shows.

Everyone of your uploads gets better and better. Seriously love the energy you bring to these reviews man, I can tell you are enjoying what you're doing! keep it up.

I'm glad he didn't realize that Hickman, the guy Tarak owed money to was the same guy who played Brutus in Naomi, otherwise he would have gotten PTSD

Now that I think of it this is just a bad version of a Star Wars and Dune mix

I think I stopped watching the moment shirtless guy wrestled with the bird creature. The scene was so terrible I couldn't stand watching it anymore from your review I guess that no one bothered to lend him a shirt later in the movie.

Zack Snyder a hack director. He’s lucky that a few movies of his were decent hits. But the rest are artsy looking but not that good

I love you reviews there are aways so unbelievably funny.

I'm planning on reading the novelization that I bought of Rebel Moon and see if it's better. I haven't watched it because I tend to notice the novels give better explanations than certain shows or movies they are based on.

Is it just me or is this movie similar to Warhammer 40k?

What do you think about making a video on old trash movies like Dragon Ball Evolution, the Last Airbender or Rise of Skywalker?

It looks exactly like the 2010 movie. But it seems to give Earth benders more story. The 2010 movie flopped because it condensed the whole story but I have no real gripes with it(except the Earth benders neglect). Anyway then we had high standards, if it came out today it would be decent compared to the blockbuster trash from the last few years lol

I love u big bro but ima need u to come back w some flash videos just make up something for flash

Wait till you see part 2.

So what I'm hearing is one again Zack Synder shows he can come up with concepts that might sound interesting. But his execution is like his poor example of that fighting axe scene. Like seriously it is impossible to mess up a scene with an Axe, chainsaw or makeshift weapons. If I'm going to watch a movie that makes little to no sense I will choose Sucker Punch. At least had some fun in that.

In a year with some truly awful movies(and good ones, indie and mainstream) I never thought another film outside the Marvels would take the cake as the worst film of last year but leave it to good old Zack Snyder to steal the crown. Where do I even start? This movie is shot awfully. Between the awful color palette, out of focus shots, and slow motion within slow motion, it's hard to choose. Seriously, Zack needs to stay away from cinematography. For context. every film he's done until this one someone else did the cinematography. But that's not the worst part of this movie. It's the writing. Between world building contradictions(The empire after the farm for grain and MODOK, I mean Cindri, lies about not having enough grain when the have vast fields of grain and are an advanced empire who could scan the fields and tell he's lying.) to horrendous exposition dumps,(Cora'sbackstory) this movie lacks any sense of cohesion. I've seen this kind of story done well, Bugs Life, Magnificient Seven/ Seven Samurai(I highly recommend this latter movie) and even Beyond the Stars. It's a ripe concept that you can do a lot with but Zack Snyder is the equivalent of an edgy teenager who is all about flash and zero substance; especially with an original concept. And that is what infuriates me above all. Zack Snyder was given hundreds of millions of dollars to make an original sci-fi world and yet this is what he produces? And says the director's cut is "different" and stick for part two. No! I won't. Write a story and characters. It's the same with Edwards the Creator. Visually gorgeous but the writing was just bad. I know indie directors who if given a portion of what was spent for Rebel Moon could make something better. All in all, that is the reason why Rebel Moon is my most hated film of last year. You were given full keys to the kingdom to make whatever you wanted and you made something so bad.

Rebel would've been so much better if it was a tv show instead of a movie. That way you could better explore the characters and build up there relationships with slow paced episodes. And maybe Gunnar should be the main character he's a small time farm boy and trouble maker who dreams of travelling off world and becoming the best pilot in the galaxy. He deals with the Rebels to make some extra money to get off world which results in the clan leader being killed. He suggests looking for warriors to fight against the mother world to redeem himself. Kara becomes Gunnars mentor and we learn more about her backstory. They search for the blood axes because they need Allies and on the way recruit other warriors. They meet nemesis a bounty Hunter who joins there cause and uses her criminal connections to find Titiaus.

I loved it! 9/10! Can't wait for thecsecond half to drop!

I’m a simple man. I see a G.I. GIO video… I click on it.

My zack synder movie the 300 space in space with 30 people. Same universe

FR!!

Thanks. Your subtitles are...a choice. I wouldn't make. But thanks.

The power of plot convience strikes again.

Of course not. It is awesome. Also for some reason despite hating all of his films all of you are still here. Instead of actually enjoying something you like. Curious.

I have a question sir, even with this abysmal start, can a series redeem itself with better films down the line? A part of me morbidly thinks part 2 or 3 could be decent…for some reason.

Honestly, this seems as though Mr Snyder looks pieces from things he likes and mashed them together. Star Wars, 40k, and Seven Samurai seem to be the main contributors. It's like Eragon all over again.

In my opinion he peaked at watchmen

This film made me embarrassed to be a writer knowing that a multi million dollar director can't write.

Big time

The worst part is that the ideas are there and are alright ideas. Just the way they are put together are bad. They should have cut the taming and the spider lady and put it into a 2-8 minute long montage. And put that like 30 minutes into interpersonal development. And cut like 1/3 of the slowmo.

I am glad to not watch rebel moon.

If you really think that this movie is tryin to stablish a sequel? You are a fool, this movie exist just to stablish the director's cut of itself, with the real content and a R rating

Metric Assload. Nuff said!

It’s hard not to give all the blame to Zack for this mess but I’m also Blaming Netflix. Rebel moon part 1 just doesn’t work as a movie. It just feels too rushed. They should have made this into a series where Kora is assembling the team and each episode flashes back to the characters journey.

Sir.. i hate you so much for making me question this movie's awesomeness..😢😢 😅😅😅

I honest to god I forgot this Film Existed until Part 2 Trailer came out, I’m sorry I didn’t watch the Movie and I didn’t gave a Damn to see Rebel Moon, I literally stopped caring about Zach’s Vision in Storytelling since BVS and even before I saw the Snyder Cut I watched Sucker Punch and all I remember was hating the Film, Snyder’s Vision as one major Weakness and that is the Execution of the Story and the Lack of making us like the Main Characters and you know what I’m glad I’m not the only one who didn’t care about this Movie, Great Video as Always Gio, you make it more Enjoyable than Rebel Moon Itself.

So does anyone know the most wanted fugitive in the world..or their country...or city?

25:44, I didn’t know TeamFourStar’s Alucard was on Patreon. 0:23, Oddly enough, things like the Boys and Invincible manage to embody this concept of morally compromised supers while also being coherent narratives without much dissonance or excesses Snyder puts in his films. His cut of Justice League had great potential because of its expansion of its characters (especially Cyborg and his gradual acceptance of his condition and the group generally bonding over being metas alone in a world of regular humans that fear and hate them), meaning their brief defeat and subsequent victory actually impactful, but this didn’t stop the film from being incoherent in other areas (famously Wonder Woman violently slaughtering thugs and their captives being inspired by her rather than running from her in pants-pissing terror). Arguably, Man Of Steel was the best of his DCEU films because it committed to it gritty and realistic tone (so no pointless artistic shots that didn’t serve the story or world-building or characterization) and was relatively well paced (feel what you will about the characters, story or tone). Rebel Moon feels like Zack is pouring every story he’s ever directed into one, incorporating elements of 300 and Sucker Punch especially, but without the intrigue or character those prior films had. Not to say the premise is bad or the setting doesn’t have the potential to be interesting, only that in its current state and with the directors cut being bound to make its pacing issues that much worse, it’ll end up just being a repeat of the Snyder Cut, bloated and excessive with some minor elements of greatness.

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You just remind me how much i hate his dc movies

This film was a colossal mess of ideas thrown together and called a movie.

I want to hear your thoughts on CW’s black lightning.

Haven't finished the vid yet but I assume you mention this- whyyy were we shown each character's (I use tnat term loosely) 'specific set of skills' and then at the end they all just use generic laser guns?!

The worldbuilding is terrible though.

Why is the plot of this movie the same as ’a bugs life’?

The CGI background kept distracting me in the start of the movie

If you look at Zack Snyder's catalog --- he can only copy and paste. 300 = graphic novel watchmen = grave novel batman = comic book superman = comic book bvj = comic book rebel moon = star wars, 7sam, warhammer, bvj , justice league (shots, music score is almost a direct copy).

Atmosphere is the only thing in this film that I love. Everything else is stupid and inadequate. Heroes and villains are stupid and inadequate. And the main female character, weighing 60 kg, moves as if she were a hulking Argentinosaurus weighing 80 tons.

You got to do something on the second one

The extended cut of the Justice League movie was *miles* better than the original. In case you forgot: The original release basically cut Cyborg's entire backstory, aswell as the connected backstory of the mother boxes, meaning the audience had 0 idea who Cyborg was, what his motivations were, where his powers came from, how his father was connected to the plot, what the mother boxes were or how the mother boxes were connected to the plot or Cyborg. I'm not saying the Snyder Cut is a masterpiece by any stretch, but claiming that a version of the movie where nothing makes sense and one of the "main characters" is just a random extra that shows up and leaves again without any further explaination is of the same quality as a version of the movie where the plot and said character actually do make (some) sense is just incorrect.

I’m glad that you said the Snyder cut is just as bad as the joss cut

0:49 Is it dangerous that I see myself in Zach snyder What do I do

Great video as always GIo but i didnt hate this movie like you. I enjoyed it and looking forward to Part 2 and directors cut. Kora to me after hearing her backstory felt more like a female version of Fin from SW sequel trilogy with maybe a better arc. The jury is still not sure until they see Part 2. If you want to know more about Bloodaxe and their rebelion? Read a comic. Not joking here, there will a comic House of Bloodaxe from Titan Comics writen by Mags Visaggio covering their backstory this year.

The criticisms by different reviewers single out many of the same faults. That strongly suggests that the criticisms are (all too fully) justified.

Snyder just grabbed 40k and Starwars and smashed them together. ALOT more from 40k then starwars. Which pisses me off because 40k is awesome, and this guy's bizarro clone is insulting.

and you know Zack going announced a rate R movie to this movie felt like you play a RPG game and you skip all the dialog and finally fight the boss and you have no idea what happened that what this movie felt cause you get no character development from any of the characters and don't care about them

It's SO ASININE that the main 3 agree to potentially become slaves in exchange for a dude whom they don't even know 🤦

So Snyder just gave his villain the Kylo Ren treatment of getting his ass kicked at his very first confrontation with the protagonist. So why does the Palpatine 2.0 even bother to resurrect him when it's clear that the space nazi guy is utterly incompetent. So far he's only managed to kill 3 unarmed civilians, lost all his immobilised captives and then got beaten by a small woman. What a menacing guy!

And somehow people keep yelling at me on Twitter that Snyder is a good director

Zack Snyder is Manchester Black. This is not news. Cue Superman saying, "GOOD. Dreams save us..."

5:25 I don't think you saw or really understood what happened in the beginning of the move. I say this because you overlooked that, or just straight out hide the fact that Gunner sold the village's surplus stocks to the rebels and that is why they don't have as much. He was trying to make big moves to help build the village. That is why they don't already have stocks to sell them. That is also the fact why the village elder was on edge, since they all know that the empire is looking for the rebels and anyone that helped them. But you must have a very good explanation as to why you didn't state this fact that adds a way more thrilling and suspenseful mood to this part of the move. Also, the Main Character also tells you why the Empire doesn't give a crap about the village starving after they take everything. She states they do not care about the village or its people. They only care about what they need and will take it all. There are other villages to take other supplies.

I have had far more enjoyment listening to people rag on Rebel Moon than I could ever have received watching it.

You watched rebel moon twice?? 😬

You Zack Snyder haters are so silly. You DID NOT watch Rebel Moon.. You watched patched together clips for the theater... As Zack said he's making a director's cut where you can watch the true Rebel Moon. So you basically just watched a long trailer and are complaining that the trailer didn't give you everyone's backstory.

First minute in and you say ZSJL is just as bad as josstice league? Kinda lose all credibility there bud

I 🥺 like Zack Snyder justice League. That was my favorite movie of 2021 though 🤔 the 4 hours was a bit ridiculous the more I look back on though.

Nah the Justice League cut is good wdym