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Zebras: Nature's Ultimate Prey - Horrifying Planet - Ep. 1 

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Docile and begging for death, the zebra traverses the African plain, counting down the seconds until a predator tears the flesh from its bone.
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17 июл 2012

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Комментарии : 6 тыс.   
@blsti503
@blsti503 5 лет назад
zebras are just barcode horses
@jackk.7452
@jackk.7452 4 года назад
I can remember being like 10-11 and seeing this... I seriously thought it was real and I just started crying because I felt bad for the Zebra
@spartanrealah2121
@spartanrealah2121 6 лет назад
This dude can make even the most successful person life seem worthless
@Netzie
@Netzie 5 лет назад
"Evolved to be large and SUCULANT"
@mastershake8018
@mastershake8018 4 года назад
Found my spirit animal, I too just stand around waiting for my violent end.
@Lechgang
@Lechgang 2 года назад
This is even funnier when you realize these things regularly kick other animals to death for no good reason.
@eagleeyez1280
@eagleeyez1280 5 лет назад
From now on I’m going to replace the word THICC with SUCCULENT.
@tokm5555
@tokm5555 4 года назад
ah yes the cow one of the most dangerous predators
@brianh6
@brianh6 2 года назад
I see some people making fun of the predatory ability of cattle. You didn't even realize they are a predator. That's how good they are. I can only assume they've eliminated all the people mocking them here or possibly have them putting lotion in a basket.
@s.dchoudhary7100
@s.dchoudhary7100 3 года назад
This is the most informative and detailed documentery on Zebras I have ever seen in my life...
@andiandi-je1pr
@andiandi-je1pr 4 года назад
"having no purpose, they spend their entire life standing around awaiting their ultimate death."
@ryaquaza3offical
@ryaquaza3offical 3 года назад
“The Zebra’s backside has evolved to be large, succulent, and equipped with a study tail that can be easily tugged apron”
@aidan7739
@aidan7739 5 лет назад
Thanks! this helped alot with my homework, never knew giraffes ate zebras.
@ilansimon3962
@ilansimon3962 3 года назад
“The zebras natural predators include the lion, cheetah, hyena, crocodile, giraffe, elephant, ostrich. And 600 other species” picture of a cow😂😂
@arandomtwinkie6432
@arandomtwinkie6432 6 лет назад
Zebras, a walking cheese burger.
@bethuelmuema9465
@bethuelmuema9465 3 года назад
"Its long face are many of its adaptations that are able to be VIOLENTLY attacked with EASE!"....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@apushman
@apushman 3 года назад
The Onion makes some really good points as to why the zebra is nature's ultimate prey
@aurorawolfe6060
@aurorawolfe6060 5 лет назад
"The zebra's backside has evolved to be large, succulent..." 😂😂
@johngladman4291
@johngladman4291 2 года назад
“Zebras wait on the pantry shelf of the African plain.” Sheesh 🤣.
@Thetravelingmonke
@Thetravelingmonke 3 года назад
This is making me wonder how many times teachers turned this on thinking they were getting an informational video about animals
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