Zepla watches Jocats CRAP guide to DPS 

The Crap Guides are good advice as told by an absolute narcissist @$$hole (the JoCrap persona) who you desperately want to be wrong, but isn't.

Especially the READ YOUR TOOLTIPS BIT

The only guide of his I’d consider crap is Charge Blade, but that’s because he layers layers on layers of detail and it’s impossible to figure out what part of the spreadsheet you’re supposed to be looking at.

My brain thinks of them as cram guides

Agreed

JoCat needs to stream more ffxiv!!

Truest fans know that its Crap's guide, not Crap guide. YES THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.

That's a good kink

This better not awaken anything in me...

@@runecleric 2 l8 m8

It's funny cause Jocat outside of these videos always sounds so nice, wholesome, and soft.

@@raptorofwar4415 That's cause in those, he's playing JoCrap, his alter ego Edit: JoCat is the calm one haha

what video was that from?

You mean, ESTINIEEEEEEEEEEEN. Lmao

I’m confused I saw him working on Stormblood is that an alt or new game plus??

@@fataleflare new game plus Iirc

@@Wilczyca27 ESTINIEEEEEEEN! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-deGvSwWQlEw.html

and monster hunter...specially the SnS baaaaaabbbbbyyyyyyy

@@GarredHATES I brought over his MH SnS mentality when I started FF last year. Took up paladin as first job. Lol.

I legit cried at the DM one

"Just play a fighter with a bow, it's way better." His D&D videos are amazing.

@@glitchycomic I go through the entire playlist just to watch that one. It’s a master piece.

caught me completely off guard 😂

I am totally the White Mage Rescuing the stupid Black Mage trying to finish their stupidly long spell cast.

i second that. his tank guide actually got me to try tanking for the first time ^^

I found the healer one to be the most entertaining of the three.

shes seen both I believe

@@drizzt7dourden7 Same.

It starts from MH guides

healing is so much fun when people allow you to learn, not always the case, but when it is, damn healing is fun

@@Justaguywithglassesok I mean personally learning healing wasn't hard coming from the roll in other games, but everyone i meet is super supportive for being able to learn. Maybe I've just been lucky?

@@UmbrasMercy Healers is the least played role so yeah people are happy to have healers most of the time.

I feel you. His Crap guide to Tanking got me to start the free trial, and now I'm knee deep into heavensward and loving it. XD

Ya, he started pressing around 3/4 of the way through the CD which is the perfect spot to start hitting it, no reason to do it any sooner.

The "Good" example only spammed buttons when the GCD was nearly done. Her point was to spam your skills at ALL times.

@@Keyce0013 Her point was pointless as constantly pressing it the entire time serves no purpose.

@@Heldemon Other than to speedrun rsi's anyway.

@@Keyce0013 but by doing that you are wasting your energy, I agree with JoCat more than zepla in that area

I want it as a emote.

I want a ley lines floatie to go to the pool with

I would pay $20 for a Ley Lines Floatie glamor on the Mogstation.

@@dragonbretheren a ley line floatie mount! Quick, someone send the idea to Yoshi-p

If you're into DnD or Monster Hunter he's done similar guides to the classes and weapons!

@@tylern6243 Oh im a hardcore MH fan i gotta check out his vids now

@@jackjohnson8305 Checking in. Did ya do it?

@@jackjohnson8305 yep, He is good at drawing, good at singing, a good pianist. Good at DnD and good at mh.

@@nathanielranney9163 Saving it for when im doing MSQ roulette today xD

Yo same! That's what got me to try the game too. XD

Its why i started a trial account as an Au Ra Marauder before the great sealing XD

The Monster Hunter World ones are good too.

And the D&D guides were super fun. I've never even played D&D and I really liked em

You only needed to learn sword and shield and you wouldn't even have to watch the rest

Becuase the sword and shield dose every thing and I mean everything.

S&s is the best weapon

@@rakhmathadita3917 this *pulls out the s&s* dose put a smile on my face.... welcome to a crap guide to monster hunter.

Wait u can do what?

I don’t think you know what innocent means

Also btw for anyone that doesn’t know you don’t need to spam your buttons, your global GCD is rolling meaning when the GCD is about to come up to 9pm-12am on a clock 🕰 if you will, as long as the button you press.. is still doing it’s button glow animation after you press it (take a close look 👀 next time) you can press the button “early” or if you wanna think of it further you are just queuing a spell. Or if I can try to make it simpler sounding, when the GCD hand hits just before the top left corner of the spells square shape, you can effectively hit your next spell there once and it’s gonna roll. This has helped me take away a lot of the finger spam and with it the hand exhaustion from hours of gameplay. Hopefully this helps someone. As it helped me be less rampant on my NIN but still RIP MNKs. I saulute you. That job is like playing chess as an avatar, and if the boss even spins a micron while I’m on the the flank/rear connect of the boss hit box I immediately feel like I’m off-roading.

@@noahleach7690 sure?

@@happypudding4729 yes indeed

Welp hopefully it will also make the monsters die.

with the way this game works, as a general rule of thumb, you want to use your long cooldown abilities as soon as they're up, unless it's healing

whenever i run my healer I'm popping things like lucid dreaming the second my mana hits 70%. I've gone from "I might need it" to "If i save it it will be like all those potions still sitting in my bag after 3 years, Im using it."

He who dies with the most vials of Eye Drops wins! LOL

Every time we queue into a dungeon the Gunbreaker devil whispers to us "Press Suberbollide what's the worst that can happen." Hydaelyn give me the strength to resist the Gunbreaker devil's temptation.

@@just_radical Queing in as a sch and realizing you're paired with the gnb is.... Well, it's just too damn bad - time to keep digging

@@huntermccaskill3938 it ain’t too bad. Excogitation really helps when a Gunbreaker wants to use Superbolide, since it automatically pops when it’s used. From there, a few Lustrates and the Gunbreaker is completely topped off

A well used Superbolide is basically Hallowed Ground on a shorter cooldown. Be smart about it, but use the darn button!

You main gunbreaker, don't you? ;-)

Not spamming saves energy and nerves.

If you look, he's not waiting till it's up, it's a second or so, before that he starts clicking (yes, spamming).

@@mitawishance He does it at 3/4 like you're supposed to and doesn't click more than necessary.

Yeah, I discovered early on that if you hold down the button at about 1 or 2 seconds before cooldown ends, it'll go through. It's been helpful. :P

NGL as a DRG player I sometimes get so into the rhythm of the single target combo and keeping my blood of the dragon ready for that big AOE pull after the boss, that I forget Doom Spike exists until I’m ready to Nastrond 2 mobs on 50% hp.

@@jimi_jams That's understandable though, as it is quite awkward to keep DRG buffs up.

Ya, he is. He started at 3/4 of the way through, there is no point to hitting it any sooner than that as it serves no purpose.

yes.

use free damage buttons(ogcd) then buff into combo

depends on te class and situation. that is why its always a good ideia to read a guide, people already figure out all of the necessary math for you.

For added context the situation I'm thinking of is Gunbreaker where you can do the Bullet combo every 30 seconds but Buff every 60. So if they're off by 15 seconds do I hold my bullets or the buff? I mostly do casual content so it doesn't really matter but I've always been curious.

Of DnD, Magic: The Gathering and Monster Hunter.

And on monster hunter before even that

Oh yeah, huh!? I forgot about those!

"Big Booba damage, girls!"