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The Tim Dillon Show
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@TimDillonShow
@TimDillonShow 4 года назад
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@Jbgro
@Jbgro 4 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-QLi6ZrFp6vQ.html
@Jbgro
@Jbgro 4 года назад
Be sure to watch that
@wolfyeverywhere
@wolfyeverywhere 4 года назад
What happen to magic spoon :)
@thelifeaquatica
@thelifeaquatica 4 года назад
Where can we find the big booth episode?
@liquidevidence4482
@liquidevidence4482 4 года назад
I bought a ridge wallet and now one of my parents respect me. Thanks Tim!!!
@joachimlubbe5399
@joachimlubbe5399 4 года назад
This guy....got better bits than most comics and he's just riffing....
@knightrider693
@knightrider693 4 года назад
100% his shit's getting me thru this quarantine. I watched all em twice now lol
@ragnarlsonIII
@ragnarlsonIII 4 года назад
@@knightrider693 fer shurr, b.
@DavidWayneComedy
@DavidWayneComedy 4 года назад
He's that good at stand up it comes off as riffing, but trust me, these thoughts haunt him in his sleep, and he needs to tell/yell at strangers about them.
@couchman-sw6jy
@couchman-sw6jy 4 года назад
David Wayne Hes one of the few standups that have a podcast and have actually funny stand up comedy too.
@JesusHComedy
@JesusHComedy 4 года назад
First Podcast comedian that is funnier in podcasts than in Standup
@TheCrippledDonkey
@TheCrippledDonkey 4 года назад
"Politics is just sports for people that are older"
@achumarevolution
@achumarevolution 4 года назад
"Politics is show biz for ugly people"
@karljonson3287
@karljonson3287 4 года назад
For people who don't like any sport also.
@PlayNiceFolks
@PlayNiceFolks 4 года назад
@@karljonson3287 you're just an old soul brohiem
@PlayNiceFolks
@PlayNiceFolks 4 года назад
@@karljonson3287 also. You do like a sport. There is no way that none of them enter into the category of "I like this"
@PlayNiceFolks
@PlayNiceFolks 4 года назад
@@achumarevolution Shemp Howard of Three Stooges fame had a manager/publicist whom created a "Shemp=ugliest man in Hollywood" as a way to get better reputation. True story
@davidchop6764
@davidchop6764 4 года назад
Literally can’t get enough of this dude how isn’t he the biggest comic in the world.
@amiracleone2803
@amiracleone2803 3 года назад
Because life sucks and is full of sellouts. Art imitates life so Art Sucks and is full of sellouts. Now you know and knowing is half the battle.
@raymondrussell4728
@raymondrussell4728 3 года назад
I think Bruce Bruce is the biggest comic of all time. TD is the man.
@nurpiet
@nurpiet 3 года назад
Because most people don't have any common sense or taste in their body
@thedogs3467
@thedogs3467 2 года назад
Well because this isn’t stand up comedy. This is podcasting. He’s new special wasn’t even good enough to release in whole. They are just doing clips. He’s the goat comic podcaster. But stand up is a different game
@amiracleone2803
@amiracleone2803 9 месяцев назад
@@lisamari941 yeah you know that?
@paulyskudder8071
@paulyskudder8071 4 года назад
Much like Rudolph, Tim's red nose will lead us through the fog of this virus.
@puddintaine4556
@puddintaine4556 4 года назад
Praise God.
@Stbuster31
@Stbuster31 4 года назад
scamdemic*
@alexl.4362
@alexl.4362 3 года назад
Amen.
@D34D22
@D34D22 3 года назад
@@Stbuster31 Penis*
@BlazRa
@BlazRa 3 года назад
@@D34D22 vagina*
@coach3155
@coach3155 3 года назад
"I thought being a domestic abuser was a fixed personality" tim with the hitters as usual
@pt2hays
@pt2hays 4 года назад
TIM DILLON- Most People are Animals.. EVERYONE- NODS IN Agreement.
@troyr1210
@troyr1210 4 года назад
You're an animal
@peypey7365
@peypey7365 3 года назад
@@troyr1210 No you.
@TrollHiddenCave
@TrollHiddenCave 3 года назад
We literally are all animals we think that just because we're kind of smart and we have hands were no longer animals No we're still animals
@HangedMunchkinTruther
@HangedMunchkinTruther 5 месяцев назад
E
@Obarkc
@Obarkc Год назад
I miss this chemistry between Tim and Ben. It's a shame that they split
@ajc4132
@ajc4132 4 года назад
This man is the example of the thin line between a genius and a madman ... and I want more of him RIGHT freekin NOW
@ironmountain7907
@ironmountain7907 4 года назад
Tim, you are the light at the end of the tunnel for me, your dark humor is awe-inspiring. So glad I discovered you off the JRE podcast lols!
@DrewBelt
@DrewBelt 4 года назад
Someone call Rogan in to fact check everything said on this podcast.
@narcoskeptic
@narcoskeptic 4 года назад
He'll just start crying about how great a guy Bill Gates is
@vimenyavsezaebali
@vimenyavsezaebali 4 года назад
🤣
@kingheart9555
@kingheart9555 3 года назад
This aged well after watching Alex Jones interview Rogan on “b a n n e d (dot) v i d e o. Sorry had to type the site name like that or commie tube would shadow ban the comment. It’s a really good show too. It was hilarious and they got high as a kite and drank a whole bottle of whiskey. Joe was in rare form, but at one point he literally defended bill gates
@damienmarshall7247
@damienmarshall7247 4 года назад
I thought tonight was a bust... until i got this alert... thanks Mr. Dillon.
@DeShawnaldTrump
@DeShawnaldTrump 4 года назад
You mean Dr. Dillon. He’s a virologist
@skinnypat_
@skinnypat_ 4 года назад
Tim dillion will go down in HISTORY!
@damienmarshall7247
@damienmarshall7247 4 года назад
@@skinnypat_ As the worlds most entertaining immunologist.
@damienmarshall7247
@damienmarshall7247 4 года назад
@Django Fett yes... yes, it was. 🥜
@NycDelivers
@NycDelivers 4 года назад
@Bill Rodgers weeeed maannn
@toms3142
@toms3142 4 года назад
The real midnight gospel
@DeShawnaldTrump
@DeShawnaldTrump 4 года назад
Tim looks like he could be the commercial spokesperson for Ford Motor Company.
@ITJustMeKG
@ITJustMeKG 4 года назад
Oldsmobile...
@absentstars474
@absentstars474 4 года назад
Mobility scooters
@buddymoore6504
@buddymoore6504 4 года назад
If that spokesman was selling the all new ford Festiva
@jmtas4
@jmtas4 4 года назад
Or a bottle of Brendan Schowb's Big Brown Whiskey
@brencelt
@brencelt 4 года назад
@@jmtas4 or his CBD goop,or black rifle bullshit coffee he doesn't drink
@mjc8556
@mjc8556 4 года назад
"You are a pre-existing condition" is this generation's "You are traffic"
@mihailo4897
@mihailo4897 4 года назад
Im not even from America, and this dude is killing it
@RichardRatner.1972
@RichardRatner.1972 4 года назад
Agreed! I'm from the U.K & I'm recently a big fan, stay safe kind regards Richard
@StangsFoLife
@StangsFoLife 4 года назад
The Homeless Guy Graduation Speech Rant should be put in a time capsule
@nonofyourbusiness7631
@nonofyourbusiness7631 4 года назад
Sounds like a hilarious skit. Tim needs his own cartoon haha
@CameronForbes
@CameronForbes 4 года назад
Starts at 54:51
@DylanCure
@DylanCure 3 года назад
@@CameronForbes thank you
@blakethomas2352
@blakethomas2352 4 года назад
Earlier tonight Soder said Tim is like a union boss that gained too much power and I can’t stop thinking about how that is a perfect description
@giddyserious7489
@giddyserious7489 4 года назад
Lol..Where did he say that?
@fuckyoutube2326
@fuckyoutube2326 2 года назад
I love when they were getting ice cream and Dan was helping Tim with sprinkles, and Tim told him to be careful. “Oh I know, to you these are like diamonds.” -Dan Soder on Tim Dillon and sprinkles lmao
@FloridaManRevolt
@FloridaManRevolt 4 года назад
Here comes Tim Dillon with the facts.
@joeblow1006
@joeblow1006 4 года назад
When I think facts. I think Tim Dillon
@shoegazer5451
@shoegazer5451 4 года назад
Does he have sources though?!
@user-tu2dr3ny6x
@user-tu2dr3ny6x 4 года назад
HE HAS THE DOCUMENTS
@benmeadors6799
@benmeadors6799 4 года назад
He's a board certified epidemiologist
@skinnypat_
@skinnypat_ 4 года назад
Who ever disliked this video was the guy with corona ordering a poki bowl
@keanurodriguez9232
@keanurodriguez9232 4 года назад
Skinny P all 65 of dem order poke bowls from door dash
@jackryan239
@jackryan239 4 года назад
Im so glad you did the "Hero" rant!!!
@paulcarmi8130
@paulcarmi8130 4 года назад
I work at a gas station and people thank me for it now... Feels fake... Because it is
@matthewsnyder674
@matthewsnyder674 4 года назад
Been thinking a lot, of late, about that speech the Joker gives a hospitalized Harvey in Dark Knight. That people are only as good as the world allows them to be. Kind of like Josh Homme realizing "No One Knows" before he hit 30, I'm simultaneously awe-struck, and a little wary, of people who possess that level of insight.
@earthling6430
@earthling6430 4 года назад
"We have people in Burkas and gay icons on the wall." - Tim Dillon 2020
@Krash845
@Krash845 4 года назад
Earthling that's a restaurant I would eat at
@BrooklynTalent
@BrooklynTalent 4 года назад
I love when Tim butchers words and makes them better @15:11 “Neandrathal”
@regularnormal
@regularnormal 4 года назад
'The indispensable role of tv in the fabric of people's lives' is maybe the most horrific phrase i've heard
@savagetruthercritic8646
@savagetruthercritic8646 4 года назад
Omfg this CANNOT be overstated! It's fvck1ng SACCHARIN!
@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka
@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka 4 года назад
Someday I'm going to be rich enough to go on human hunting safaris with Bill Gates & Mark Zuckerberg
@devantepoe2684
@devantepoe2684 4 года назад
Levels to this shit
@amiracleone2803
@amiracleone2803 3 года назад
That's the dream lol.
@djsnider
@djsnider 4 года назад
The Tim Dillon Show is straight up exactly how podcasts should be! His stream of consciousness is so perfect, and hilarious. I always want more! Thanks Mr. Dillon!
@bobbybush1750
@bobbybush1750 4 года назад
I wouldn't exactly call it straight
@narcoskeptic
@narcoskeptic 4 года назад
Tims nose is redpilling us instead of him
@CGJ703
@CGJ703 4 года назад
Has Tim ever talked about how he got sober? His style seems to comfort me so maybe his advice about sobriety could help
@andrewlaco1776
@andrewlaco1776 4 года назад
You're just one phone call away from getting right brother.
@jwolff1991
@jwolff1991 4 года назад
He's definitely talked about sobriety, rehab, and his experiences on either side of those two things. Just from memory, check out the episodes "The Florida Project" and "Brownie Boat." They're both on youtube
@CGJ703
@CGJ703 4 года назад
Thanks guys
@WitzyZed
@WitzyZed 4 года назад
Prof C His 1st episode on the Honeydew (audio only) talked about it, too. He was on a jury for a murder trial & that’s where he turned it around.
@earl-larsen
@earl-larsen 4 года назад
just drink coffee
@kimariseverly6065
@kimariseverly6065 4 года назад
Tim Dillon needs to be protected at all costs. It’s rare when someone pops into existence and is THIS funny. He’s a natural belly-turner 🤣😂 I can’t breathe from laughing so damn much.
@amiracleone2803
@amiracleone2803 3 года назад
Yeah protect him from milkshakes and big macs before he kills himself.
@D34D22
@D34D22 3 года назад
@@amiracleone2803 😂😂😂bruh
@johnlongoria8091
@johnlongoria8091 4 года назад
Some people call me a "Hero" I'll prefer to say "essential"
@Stbuster31
@Stbuster31 4 года назад
I prefer to say people who were given gag orders
@raghul2k
@raghul2k 4 года назад
What I really really like about Tim's podcast is the sidekick guy. I watch him laugh and I replay what Tim says. He gives his laugh out only when tim says something deservingly funny. And that's the best part of the podcast. Keep it going man!
@crisnoria3757
@crisnoria3757 2 года назад
Tim Dillon....you have become top 10 in my books in less than a week. A damn killer.
@liampipe7712
@liampipe7712 4 года назад
Cheesecake line just killed me!!
@kennymcfadyen5095
@kennymcfadyen5095 4 года назад
We need 2 podcasts a week Tim
@lewa9575
@lewa9575 4 года назад
Patreon
@yegorzakharov8514
@yegorzakharov8514 3 года назад
@@lewa9575 then make it three 😂
@marcusdonahue7124
@marcusdonahue7124 3 года назад
In this economy? Why don't we just buy the NFT, and then we'll see about extra episodes in the next quarter.
@btnhfool
@btnhfool 4 года назад
55:23 the greatest rant ive heard in days
@ma8652
@ma8652 4 года назад
Sneaky edit at 5:02, what are you hiding from us Tim. Has Hillary got you?
@Nicole-rj4xz
@Nicole-rj4xz 4 года назад
Well spotted!
@nonofyourbusiness7631
@nonofyourbusiness7631 4 года назад
Yup. From there on in its obvious hes a body double. RIP Tim Dillon
@paulfroelich1024
@paulfroelich1024 4 года назад
25 people have no appreciation for a perfectly set stone.
@rickkroening5282
@rickkroening5282 4 года назад
Been waiting all day!!
@MilahanPhilosophersCorner
@MilahanPhilosophersCorner 4 года назад
Tim 🔥
@holyhallie
@holyhallie 4 года назад
I got shot, but luckily the bullet was deflected by my wallet. Thanks Ridge Wallet :)
@alexmendoza9645
@alexmendoza9645 3 года назад
Yummmm
@kappasmurf1084
@kappasmurf1084 4 года назад
Well it's official: This is the best podcast out right now.
@scottp.548
@scottp.548 4 года назад
Tim, you're not the comedian we want, but you're one we deserve.
@III-vg4dp
@III-vg4dp 4 года назад
Best part of the week let alone weekend. The real truth and reason, which is naturally combined with the real and best comedy. He doesn't have to pander to others here unlike other collaborations.
@tl7338
@tl7338 4 года назад
Yeah, give me the fine. I'm not walking across a street twice for anyone.
@jayyb1832
@jayyb1832 4 года назад
Facts. I would cough once in his directions and walk away. What's he gonna do ?
@tl7338
@tl7338 4 года назад
@Saul Gewddman ok.
@earl-larsen
@earl-larsen 4 года назад
Saul Gewddman found the cop
@jacoblindsay5460
@jacoblindsay5460 Год назад
Tim is the best when he’s alone with Ben!!!!!
@kelligify
@kelligify 3 года назад
I love it when the producer guy tries not to get hysterical 🤣❤️
@tekClown
@tekClown 4 года назад
Thank you Doctor Dillon for your service.
@natpolkabunny
@natpolkabunny 4 года назад
Dude this is the only podcast where I laugh out loud more times than I can count
@CameronForbes
@CameronForbes 4 года назад
Thanks for that commencement speech Tim, just graduated, glad I got to hear the truth
@mikesmith406
@mikesmith406 4 года назад
You can tell tim loves New York...moves to Calafornia goes to Manhattan beach....
@PinkPantherPunk
@PinkPantherPunk 4 года назад
the point Tim makes about artists and 400 different kinds of cheese cake is so true xD
@anon667
@anon667 4 года назад
Tim easily has one of the most entertaining and funny podcasts in the world, keep it up man. Legend 👏
@magourn
@magourn 4 года назад
Tim Dillon is one of my favorite comic!
@adamzaki6232
@adamzaki6232 4 года назад
These need to quadruple in length so I can finally quit Rogan and come here full time
@johnrobertson421
@johnrobertson421 4 года назад
"Suicide goes up, I like that"
@JennaTills902
@JennaTills902 4 года назад
I woke people up laughing at that sign off. Thanks Tim.
@Drew__Films
@Drew__Films 4 года назад
"I look like a healthy teenager" Let me help you with that Dillon. "I look like a teenager" There I fixed it.
@Existential_Dread
@Existential_Dread 4 года назад
Did anyone get their Delivery package recently? Oh? I’m not a god damned hero package handler!
@amreamer761
@amreamer761 4 года назад
Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely!
@DavidLLambertmobile
@DavidLLambertmobile 4 года назад
If you want to measure someone's character or see who they are give them power, 💲💲💲.
@DamnWow
@DamnWow 4 года назад
Tim Dillon: The greatest philosopher of our time
@timmcgrawsmustache4343
@timmcgrawsmustache4343 4 года назад
Every line is hilarious
@uncrownedoak7777
@uncrownedoak7777 4 года назад
How awesome would it be to have a comedian rant at you every week
@lizbrauer3374
@lizbrauer3374 4 года назад
thank you for giving me a break from my depression
@DavidWayneComedy
@DavidWayneComedy 4 года назад
Health Privilege is, 100 PERCENT coming soon, that's been brewing for the past few years, with the body positive, BRAVE movement. Tim Dillion is a true visionary.
@katknable3024
@katknable3024 4 года назад
It's already a thing.
@puddintaine4556
@puddintaine4556 4 года назад
I need to have a *SIT DOWN* MEAL!
@TrollHiddenCave
@TrollHiddenCave 3 года назад
No you must stay on the small trampoline while eating!!! Jump JuMp JUMP!!!! AWHA MWHAHAHA
@hannooni
@hannooni 4 года назад
Fun saudi show: La Yekthar - has english subtitles.
@dinopanteloukas6868
@dinopanteloukas6868 4 года назад
I just found Tim. He’s comedic gold! Absolutely hysterical.
@mattgrele6318
@mattgrele6318 4 года назад
Heroin dealers are still serving, they are essential
@extrahumble
@extrahumble 3 года назад
He's incredible, I haven't stopped listening for months honestly
@DaRabbiit
@DaRabbiit 4 года назад
Tim "The God" Dillon 😂😂 dude is hands down the best comic right now
@frozennostril
@frozennostril 4 года назад
Oh God, I'm 20 minutes in and the 'fixed personality trait' stuff has me in stitches
@valuablesandwich
@valuablesandwich 4 года назад
Tim looks like Tiger Woods except gay
@jarrettrice7260
@jarrettrice7260 4 года назад
"I'm gonna give money to Candace Owens soon"....man, I fell out 35:55
@mikkeloverballe103
@mikkeloverballe103 4 года назад
Thank you for keep on keeping on Tim! Big fan from Denmark!
@makeascene1587
@makeascene1587 4 года назад
The ‘zillion’ part had my crying.
@2r0phy
@2r0phy 4 года назад
Tim "I look like a healthy teenager" Dillon
@TrollHiddenCave
@TrollHiddenCave 3 года назад
He literally looks 50 lol
@maryhoppenworth5567
@maryhoppenworth5567 4 года назад
SPOT ON with the stupid celebrities giving us "news".
@cathypaz3555
@cathypaz3555 4 года назад
Fishing with Dynamite is one my fav restos in MB. Best Oysters Ever!!
@billfenner5990
@billfenner5990 4 года назад
I was at the supermarket bakery section last month, so about 2 weeks after the lockdown started, and I overhead a customer saying to one of the staff who was loading bread loaves onto a shelf: "Thank you so much for what you're doing for us. You guys are so courageous." I looked at the guy with his hands full of bread and he just half smiles and goes, "Uh, thanks."
@thejquinn
@thejquinn 4 года назад
Tim you are truly COVID-19 because it is hard for me to breathe with how hard i'm laughing
@skinnypat_
@skinnypat_ 4 года назад
Tim dillion will go down in HISTORY..imma tell my kids he was donald trump😂
@bpater12
@bpater12 4 года назад
This man is a national treasure, he must be protected at all costs
@pressrepeat2000
@pressrepeat2000 4 года назад
He even looks like a clown now. So funny.
@andrassevigny4035
@andrassevigny4035 Год назад
“You know what a guy I met told me? ‘You know what I do? I provide drugs to The Rolling Stones.’ And then I said ‘No Way! put Keith Richards on the phone!’ And then he got Keith Richards on the phone and I played him ‘Satisfaction’ and he liked it. So what if he’s a drug dealer? You never know.”
@TheThejaketucker
@TheThejaketucker 4 года назад
My overnight security shift just started and this big fat boiled cabbage shows up on my feed !
@DavidLLambertmobile
@DavidLLambertmobile 4 года назад
Tim Dillon spits truth 💣...
@ericgregg230
@ericgregg230 4 года назад
It's the summer of having a friend... hahhahah love it
@michaeljoseph2827
@michaeljoseph2827 4 года назад
Yo, Ed McMahon over there is gonna get skurvy if he doesn't get some sun soon! 🌞😎👍
@cdavid469
@cdavid469 4 года назад
Michael Joseph you don’t get skurvy from lack of sun, that’s from lack of vitamin c, but without vitamin d from the sun you could develop rickets
@timeherenowbe3126
@timeherenowbe3126 4 года назад
Tell me this is not the best podcast online atm & l’ll call you a liar! 🤥
@stephanien9152
@stephanien9152 4 года назад
Crying laughing. Thank you Tim! 🙌
@andalus20
@andalus20 4 года назад
New subscriber. Will be one of my new favourite pods. Great show one of my favourite people
@Drew__Films
@Drew__Films 4 года назад
Dillon is a hero because he works at staples
@Buelr
@Buelr 4 года назад
i went out to a fast food place for the first time in 2 months and now i’m extremely paranoid i’m dying silently
@gamerman360
@gamerman360 4 года назад
I have the corons antibodies so I'm going everywhere I want.
@CH-ml4rz
@CH-ml4rz 4 года назад
WOWE! here 🏆
@brencelt
@brencelt 4 года назад
Where do I get some??
@lebulle4544
@lebulle4544 4 года назад
Give me some, I have less than 1% chance of hospitalization.
@porkfriedrice1530
@porkfriedrice1530 4 года назад
How did you get tested?
@FloridaGiant305
@FloridaGiant305 4 года назад
55:55 LEGENDARY RANT!!!! TIM/BEN2020!!! Make America Snort Again!!!
@christopherlee5434
@christopherlee5434 4 года назад
"They don't know anything about the news... but they'll have a bunch of offensive opinions." "Yes."
@DeadsupraEE3
@DeadsupraEE3 4 года назад
man its scary how accurate he is...
@zn1744
@zn1744 4 года назад
Life in the big city
@butragenjo007
@butragenjo007 2 года назад
Man, his bits on brownshirts, heroes, rock formations etc were brewing in my mind for a long time. I need a friend like this to confirm my biases
@silasashe4158
@silasashe4158 4 года назад
I knew Tim would come with the quality quarantine material
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