2 Dinners 

You think like a lawyer. You would make a great lawyer!

Qaadir BEEN doing 'storytimes' before they were a thing (fake & extraaaa these days)

"CAN YOU CATCH THE MOTHERFUCKIN TEA ON THAT"

"HOW YOU GONNA MAKE IT WORK PROJECT RUNWAY" dead

"I sure am nooooooooottt" lmao

i swear i wish these younger youtubers would make storytimes like this. back then you didnt have crazy thumbnails and clickbait titles. this is why i like him. hes funny in his own way and i could watch these videos all day. he knows how to tell a story lol

This is hands down my favorite video of him lmao

"MORE TEA THROW SHADE!! I'm tired of people acting stupid and shocked by the damn conclusion!" Can't even count how many times I have rewinded this!!

"Trifidility" I CAN NOT BREATHE

"Honey motherfucking bunches of oats" lmfaooooooo

Hypothesis synopsis and the WHOLE DAMN CONCLUSION

I am CRYING!!! This has got to be in my top ten Qaadir videos.

sweetheart, honey suckle, HONEY FUCKIN BUNCHES OF OATS

still watching in 2017. classic quaadir lol loves it hunni

This is LITERALLY my favorite video of yours 😂😂

" More tea throw shade " lmaooo

Five years later and this shit still entertaining lol....love u quaadir

HONEYSUCKLE lmao

This still gets me years later! TEARS ROLL DOWN MY CHEEKS EVERY SINGLE TIME! Luhhhh u Quaadir

Heidi Klum ...How was they gonna make it work??? Tim Gunn ....how was they gonna make it work?? Project RunWay???!!

It's 2018 and l still love this video...!!!

I'm going to sue yo ass! I was laughing too damn hard at this video and dropped my stolen iPhone and cracked the screen. Now I have to sell some food stamps to buy my own... This video is everything!

"I've been knowing this bitch for some years now..." Literally how I talk lmao

I know this video is ancient but I totally agree with YOU about asking you to pay for her so she can pray for her friend, SO VERY TACKY! There was no reason you had to go out to eat for her to see you, they wanted to go out for dinner , didn't have enough money so called and asked you! SOOOO TACKY!

"I got my money, if I wanna get dinner, I can get on my scooter and get some. . but clearly somebody can't afford a plate." LOL!

That snap at @3:22 got my ass ALL THE WAY TOGETHER!

"I'm gonna ask you and question, and I want you to lie to me!" PRICELESS!!!! Great video once again!!!

Are you sure? Are you suuuure? Think about it a little biiiit 😂😂😂

LOL I was shocked that your friend said your videos are too long! When I came across this video, my first reaction was "aaawwww, it's only 12:39 .....short". I love your videos Qaadir, of course some more than others but I never tire of what you have to say and how you say it. You have wonderful morals and you have the knack of speaking you mind respectfully (unless of course someone has gone too far and doesn't deserve your respect). I only have 1/2 hour before I have to get out of my house for an appointment now and I knew that picking a Qaadir Howard video was going to be a great choice and pick-me-up. Thanks for being so real. It's amazing that honesty and sincerity can be such a rare find these days:)

the way qaadir answers the phooone 😂😆😭 "bbrrrt, bbrrrrt, chick't" ☎

He is craaaaazy, because u made urself so cleaaar!!!!! Lmfao I love you mr.howard :)

I cannot count how many times I’ve watched this video and many others of his.

"...is it my fault?""It sure wasn't. F..k that tree for being in your waaay." That cracked me up and the part where Quaadir said, "Thank you but no thank you. Mhmmmm. Yup." XD

haha yessss classic qaadir! Fuck that tree for getting in your waaaaayyy! LOL

Never. Gets. Old.

Omg legendary

Baby I’m BACK in 2024 ❗️❗️😭😭😭😭 Q created his own lane with these story times. They never get old 😂

project runway!! my favorite part. girllllll

I'm dying! You are so funny

"Honey!" "Honey Suckle!" "Honey fuckin bunches of OATS!" lmao

I watch these videos about 3-4 times a year just to brighten my day I’ve loved you since I was 12 I’m now 20 and still watching in 2018 you’re amazing sweetie ❤️

"FUCK THAT MORE TEA THROW SHADE !" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

STILL my favorite video of all time on RU-vid. Hands fuckin down...

"two onion rings, one chicken tender, and a mozzarella stick each" LMAO ILY and all ur videos. U R a riot! Lmao

Lmfaooooo years later this still funny as hell

please never delete this video lol

Video never gets old 😭😭😭

2019 still watching your old vids

2020! The God of Story Time! You taught the kids!

I always revisit this one. You so litty❤️

This still cracks me up.

"I'm gonna ask you a question and the you lie to me" LMAO! I know thats right keep it one hundred!

That hair flip at 10:54 #yaaaassss 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂

Yearssssss later I’m still cracking the hell up.

she really tried it... YOU KNOW WHAT... id be like girl no I cant make it call me when u get some money . RUDE.

The smile at 0:05 has me dead LMAO

Qaadir, you had me dying on the floor girl but I understand what you're saying. I would pay for my friend's dinner, but as far as her friend who I don't know, I wouldn't pay for her either!!! Love you!!!💋💋💋

DEAD @ "Yall better order one of those plates and Split it down the middle" LMAO...Chile you are too much! I love love LOVE your long videos! Keep them coming babe!

I always come back to this video 😂😂 😂 to funny ❤️ lol

Too funny...what a tacky friend!!!

I had a friend who asked me if I wanted to go to the mall with her and her cousin. I said sure. But then she hit me with that "can you ask your dad to take us". And so I told her no I don't think my dad can take us. I was trying to politely say no, but she continued to tell me to ask him. When I asked him he said no, as expected. And when I told her his answer she continued to drill me about "beg him to take us" and why won't he take us. As if that was any of her business anyways, the answer would still be no even if you knew the reason why. That doesn't matter. Now I didn't tell her that, but I just directly told her no he cannot take us. Then she said "lose the attitude", so I very quickly let her know I didn't have an attitude to lose in the first place. Which she then came at me with all this bullshit. I thought I was done with the situation until I was with the guy I had been seeing who I met through them later that day. After they got back from the mall (they found a way without needing me) they went to hang out with the guy and me. After I repeatedly let him know the situation between me and them, and how I did not wish to see them that day, he basically asked me over and over to the point when I gave up and let him invite them, hoping for the best...When they did show up it was very appearant that they clearly had something against me, they never said a thing to me but showered him with affection and attention. And when they did speak to me it started off with "what was wrong with you today" I let them know nothing was wrong with me. And they stopped talking to me. Then they complained about the heat and decided to go home (around the corner from where we were). So then me and the guy decided to go inside and watch TV or something. On our way to my house we passed by the 2 girls who were waiting outside their house. Where they quickly started talking to each other clearly about me, and when I questioned them that's when they started yelling at me saying I was talking down on them earlier in the day. The truth of the matter is I just put their actions into words and because their actions were clearly unintelligent, they assumed I was talking down on them. So after I tried to walk away over 3 times after stating the conversation wasn't going anywhere they continued to call me back. Then their mom came out the house and thought their behavior was cute or something because she started snickering. So I finally walked away and went home to the living room with me and the guy. During this time I told my dad what was going on, and soon both of the girls came to my door step and rang the doorbell. I made sure no one answered it. At this point I wasn't exactly happy with the guy considering he really just let them scream at me, without saying a word. I continued to see the guy for a few more weeks and just about daily he would mention that I should be friends with them again. Even when I made it very clear it wasn't going to happen. But anyways I ended up breaking things off once I realized he wasn't someone I wanted to be with at all. Its been 2.5 months now and he still tries to text and call me about how he wants me back and wants to see me. I haven't replied to him since sometime in September and now it's mid October. He's texted me over a dozen times. And today he wanted to see me and give me something but I haven't replied because talking to him at this point will only encourage him to bring more drama into my life, I've found.

Lmao I felt like I was the one being scolded while watching this. Lmao you wasn’t playing in this video. 😂👏🏾

you are one of the few people that i can watch the full vid from beginning to end! ur personality is truly magnetic!!! And yes real friends must keep it real she will be thanking u later! luv ya

Had to watch for the tenth time

I wish I had the opportunity to deal with people like you more often. Straight to the point, keeps it real, it is what it is. I love that attitude and wish more people had it.

I just happen to come across one of your videos a few weeks ago. Now I am hooked. I love your videos! I post them on facebook so that my friends can see them. You are hilarious but truthful at the same time. I love it. Keep doing what you do.

I have watched probably 15 of ur vids now and can not STOP!! I've been non stop laughing of course but they are the dam truth! I can't begin to tell you how much of these situations have happened to me. I feel like I'm seriously just on the phone with you runnin at the mouth about what happened that day lol. You have the guts to say what EVERYBODY is thinking when this sh!t happens but would never say it. Love you girl!

I’ve been a fan since you and the McDonald’s application

"Oh yeah, and can you pay for my dinner too" LOL. I almost broke a rib laughing so hard.

You are so pretty! I love you hair in this video!

I binge watch ur videos all the timeeee and I STILL be in tears!! Upload more plz!

I laughed so hard during this video.. ♥ it, are you and the girl still friends?

Qaadir, i can be so down in the dumps and jump on my computer and watch one of your post and you really boost my spirits, you are naturally funny, and ALWAYS keeps it real, and i love you for that. Keep them coming baby.

One the best rants ever! Honey, you have a way with words! : )

Wow this was one of my favorite bids made by you!! It is sooooooooo true! How is someone going to invite you to dinner and then ask you to not only pay for your own, but for theirs as well..? That is rediculous.. And then for her to hang up the phone after she asked for your opinion?.. That is just pathetic.. That's what is so great about you Q, you keep it real!

"HOW WAS THEY GONE MAKE IT WORK, PROJECT RUNWAY!" LMAO I CANNOT BUT I CAN AT THE SAME TIME.

"it's okay girl, cuz if i wanted some dinner, i can get on my scooter, and get sooomme"!! lmao

'Daylight come and ya wonn go home... Daylight daylight Karmen karmen carmonn' LMFAO

I think you are so awesome... your videos are not too long at all, for someone else maybe but not for you. I wish they were LONGER! I like your smiles at the end of the videos.

I absolutely love your videos. They are so funny. I also love the fact that you're so real. I hate it when people ask me dumb ass questions and then get offended when I tell them the truth.

your videos are always the perfect length 8-14 and funny as hell as well as informative

your friend is just a hot ghetto mess.... how you gonna ask well can you pay for my dinner cause im paying for my friends dinner. omg people now a days.

omg I have friends like this. It's about time someone comes out and points out people like that!! I loooove your videos! Keep tellin it like it is!

Lmao I remember watching this year's ago and I'm laughing as hard as I did when I first watched it 😂😂😂💜💜... Qaadir is Forever hilarious. This was the original bye Felicia 😂😂👏

Love your video still watching it and laughing...I had a date from a very good friend of mine from elementary school...this clown asked me out on a date to the movies and it turned into another world...here we go!!! 1st of all he cut off a female trying to park in the movie parking lot...she cussed him out and yes I laughed and told his dumb ass he was wrong. 2nd I'm in the movie line this clown standing way over by Value City Furniture [I live in Baltimore, Md]...I told him to come get in line...than he's looking around asking how much is it to see The Nutty Professor...I told him look up there's the price...I was ready to cuss him out, but I know what I was going to do, so I just played along. 3rd Once he dumb ass got the tickets and we sat down...this clown had the f****** nerve to ask me to get some popcorn, candy and soda...I was going to cuss him out, but to my surprise the female he cut off in the parking was still cussing him out still [she was sitting around from us]...I was hoping her man would've beat him up...but didn't happen. 4th I told him that's all you want as I watched him get comfortable in his seat...I said I'll be right back...soon as I got out in that hallway...I asked the usher...I said Baby can I get out this way he told me yes as he held the door for me...I saw the bus ran in my damn heels and half out of breath...sit my ass down...got off at my stop...ran in to change my outfit...my mother asked what happen to that fellow...tell you when I come home from the club...and yes I had a ball and got there just in time not to pay $5.00. 5th When he decided to call me a week later, I didn't let him get a word out his mouth...I cussed his dumb ass out, hung up and that was the End...BAM!!! I take no s*** off of no man and don't care where I'm at...you try to disrespect or try to play me...I'll leave you dumb ass in a heart beat!!! [Don't care] Peace&Love

"Shocked like a damn conclusion" lmao!

xD You're so awesome and funny :3 I'm glad your videos are long because they are great conversation pieces! Also you made me get that song stuck in my head!

That "friend" had sooo much nerve!! "I'm not in the mood for dinner. I sure am NOOOOOT!!!"

"now you bein a bimbo" rofl!! love you!

You are all of our inner monologues. Let it out! Thank you.

im on a classic Qaadir stint love this video and all the classics! so many memories!!!

you always brighten my day. i am so glad i found your videos! love you.

Neck snaps were on point lmaooo and the hair flip 😂😂😂💯

I was so sure that I was gonna be disgusted after watching this video, but you were right about everything you said. Keepin it real giiiirrllll!

Qaadir, you rock. Amen! I had a make "encounter" of mine to sort of do the same thing to me. I casually mentioned that we should do lunch one day. Sweety, do you know this clown had the audacity to say to me , "Oh, you're treating?" I can't tell you how mad I got in that moment. Out of all the questions to ask, that was the first one out his mouth. I almost hung up the phone. Some people have a lot of nerve. So, I said, " Why would I want to do that?"Then he switched gears. People can be tacky

Girl you are a mess, lol..Tell it like it is baby ! You got me rollin. I know there is never a dull or fake moment in your life ! Your as real as it comes !

My mom taught me this concept that she calls 'nice-nasty" where you're upset with somebody and you're polite, but you still make it known that something upset you. You seem to know this concept as well. Love you. :)

If they split the meal, you'd still be paying for two if you went! LOL That is so crazy. Qaadir, I never heard of anyone EVER asking someone to do this. You're a good one.

AMEN...Actions speak louder then WORDS

12:05 😂😂😂 lord I died lol