Forcing My Ex To Watch a PassionFlix Movie (REUPLOAD) 

Downside to this version; my funny hank hill edit was cut :/ But you can watch the full version here: www.bitchute.com/video/cL5PTTyjeMqs/ ►Become a Patron! www.patreon.com/JLongbone OR ►Donate! www.paypal.me/BoneyLong

To be honest. I'm kinda glad that these two are still on good terms despite a breakup. It's something you don't see in most nowadays and I commend this.

Darkness Dementia Raven Way? You never told us your ex is cultured!

24:29 Main girl's just lucky main guy didn't accidentally shoot her because he thought she was an Iraqi insurgent.

“It’s your acting coach, I’ve come to return your money.”

When she started in on "I love cupcakes, I love to eat them. I love to make them', a part of me was expecting her to say "and when nobody's looking, I like to fuck them". 🤣

This chick’s acting gives Ruby Rose a run for her money

"Objectivity is objective, in my subjective opinion." ~ Bilbo Baggins

This my friends is what happens when hallmark channel writers try to write 50 shades of grey, bask in the complete lack of what sexy is and random drama.

This chick is the perfect combination of the face of margot robbie and the acting skills of Ruby rose.

That Mecha robot punching that old lady when she was trying to ask for help was the best thing Ive seen so far!!!

It terrifies me that somewhere out there, this is someone’s favorite movie

The Cat is the best actor and should be hire again

I love when the sexy sound clip "exposition" comes through. It really tops everything off

I confused passionflix for pureflix and I was like wow so where does she read the Bible and find Jesus?💀

IDK why, but my favorite joke in this video was the little Simpsons "Boring" as the main character was explaining her hopes and dreams 😂

*salutes to the ex* You sir, are a hero we need, but not one we deserve.

I would like to thank this movie for taking “cupcake” out of my dog name choices 😂

Here's the thing: You can be a college graduate and top of your class or even a baker or anything else but none of that matters if you don't do anything with it and continue to live off of daddy's money, which as far as I can tell is what the protagonist of this story seemed to be doing prior to her leaving in that fancy car of hers. Who knows, maybe I'm wrong, but I'm not going to watch this movie in its entirety to find out.

Tosca Musk would be better suited writing erotica novels for middle aged women who have never experienced romance in their lives.

This movie makes Fifty Shades look sexy by comparison.

“The woman in me wants passion”🤖😐

Somehow this film has less romance and tension than that painful Family Guy scene where Peter and Quagmire tried to convince someone that they were gay

She double majored: Poly-Sci and Pastry-Sci

I would give anything for another passionflix movie commentary.

*Punishing my ex* [Reupload]

If I ever get taken in by a man while drunk, and he does anything but put me right onto a couch with a bucket, clothe’s untouched - I don’t care if there is vomit on them - I will report him to the police.

15:54 is when you can hear J’s soul leave her body

Why does he remember the first time he saw a cupcake ?? WTF 😂

I better watch this quick, before it's taken down again.

The female lead's performance combined with the cinemotography and dialogue makes me want to bash my head into the keyboard until things start making sense again. Specifically that shower scene.

This movie looks like it was a prank made by a pr0n production studio. Like, if the editors realized that they had 40 hours of hardcore stuff with about 2 minutes of hilariously bad ‘plot’ acting per hour, so they cut out everything except the pre-p0rn scenes to make a feature-length film. ...damn. That actually sounds like a cool idea for a movie. A smut studio isn’t making any money, so they recut all the ‘acting’ parts into ‘So bad it’s good’ movies or some such.

Is this what people call the “porn dialogue”? I’m asking for the two brain cells I have left.

You know the movie is bad when it makes 365 days, The Protector, and Fifty shades look like masterpieces

The first time I saw a cupcake? Nobody talks like this unless they’re not from this planet. Or a bad and lazy script….

OMG THE SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT IS TOO STRONG IN THIS ONE UGHH

Yes. It lives. The "I baked you some condoms" movie/video.😂😂

Each upload holds us over til gotham high part 4

Who told them that "Cupcake" was sexy??

this dialogue makes me cringe so hard especially since i legitimately get called cupcake by my current partner. thanks for scarring me next time my boyfriend decides to call me a pet name.

3:16 THAT is a Maserati... the rich man's Alfa Romeo...

22:50 I could not stop rewinding your voice clip, I don't know why this made me laugh so hard there are literally tears in the corner of my eye, help

All three “ brothers” u can tell they have come out looong ago, they forgot how to b straight. They can’t pull it off, 😂😂

Passionflix must be the world's worst misnomer. No passion. None

Pain. Also Why the hell did he even have to give her a shower ? Also! You need more than two years to be a Certified WORKING Pastry Chef !

I’m so happy this is back

Is this a horror movie? I'm scared. The aliens in this movie aren't good at pretending to be the people they replaced.

He looks so bored whenever she talks. This is hardly passion...

You must really hate your ex, huh? You keep subjecting him to these horrible movies. 🤣

8:22 & 18:34 Kitty time stamps 🐈🐈‍⬛

Mr Kincade is clearly practicing for the Batman voice. Does it work?🤣

Every second of this dialogue is excruciating

Glad's it finally back! PassionFlix reacts are some of my faves from you

Opening of the movie in the bar and the bartender says "you have a midterm in the morning." To a lady who is at least in her 40s... I know w That happens these days... But damn

3:21 Sir, that is an entire Maserati

Oh good golly...because my brain is stupid yet optimistic, I kept having moments when those faint glimmers of actual plot or character made me think I could guess what was coming up (while forgetting how everything I had just seen clearly meant nothing like that would happen). When the drug dealer walked into the bar, I thought he was supposed to just be some randy ex-con that Male Lead knew because (gasp!) they were in prison together, and he had some kind of leverage over the ML, which could even just be as simple as revealing to Female Lead that ML had been in prison...but nah. Then the conversation between the brothers happened, and after getting over the weirdly UK way that the cop was wearing his vest over a shirt and tie, I thought that this would be a neat place to mess with things. So some small time dealer with a few connections is threatening ML...but he doesn't know that in the time ML was in prison, his little brother joined the local police force, and he's insanely protective of those he considers family (hell, maybe the ML took the heat from something he did). The way Randy von Dealerson was so cartoonishly unwilling to damage anything in the bar seemed for a moment like a sign that he was all talk and no walk. We could have a scene where FL stumbles across an alley where RvD is curled up, bleeding, and sobbing, and then recoiling in terror at the sight of FL because he just got brutally worked over by the little brother and a pair of his coworkers. Give some lines about how he'd had a few drinks and he clearly didn't mean any of the already-limp threats he was making alongside some clear shots of just what an awful state he's in. Have him in tears that he was ashamed of the idea of going to a homeless shelter so he thought it was a better choice to shake down ML for money to get a motel room or somesuch, and then have FL support him as he actually checks into one. Hell, have a squadcar pull up as she's trying to help him to his feet, and the little brother gets out, and RvD all but collapses in fear. FL can read between the lines as they exchange loaded dialogue, but ultimately, she can feign ignorance and coax a 'I'm sorry and it was a mistake' statement from RvD and a 'I won't do it again if you're telling the truth' statement from the little brother. And as it goes along, little bro can see the contrast between the drunk, boistrous scumbag that threatened his brother that he helped beat down and the scared, homeless ex-con next to him. If you want to tie up loose ends along with some character stuff, have... ...someone get paid, or get me drunk enough to keep typing, because I'm tired and I wanna go to bed.

28:50 he has an uncanny resemblance to Ruby Rose

I've been wanting to rewatch this for a long time!! Hope it doesn't get taken down again

Re Upload? Time to re watch this masterpiece.

This is poor man’s “50 Shades of Gray”.

Oh, God, he is dead behind the eyes...

15:46 I’m crying 😂 the way J just melted away from cringe

The dialogue and performances were top tier........ If their goal was to make me laugh.

I still don’t know why people watch these “erotic” type films if you want to get off to something there’s plenty of website out there for free that are way hotter than this garbage lol.

Clay is if Dennis Reynolds was a chad

I reject eating a cupcake while watching this.

This was sooooo funny.. I wish you can do more passionflix movies...😂😂😂

J, you need to react to the new Cinderella movie.

That's a Maserati not an Alfa - worth plenty tho 😎

This is gold! Best content on youtube!

2:00 Nice to see the female Gremlin from Gremlins 2 is still acting tho...

Will Susan finally allow you to upload this? Also, first!

Did she like throw up all over herself or something? Why the shower? She’s drunk not covered in sewage! Just put her fully clothed behind in bed.

The main dude looks like a male version of ruby rose!

The car's a Maserati and way more expensive than an Alfa Romeo

I didn't know J Longbone dated H. Jon Benjamin

that car she's driving is a maserati, probably a gran turismo

Yo these Victoria’s Secret commercials are getting weird

3:12 The car is a Maserati

I feel like I’m physically suffocating the longer this goes on Jesus Christ

3:10 Maserati Grancabrio I believe.. But the point still stands.

These movies make me inexplicably angry lmao

Girl your cupcake mesmerizes me like no other

Watching this reaction has broken me. Seriously, I laughed out of both cringe and insanity witnessing this travesty of a film.

I'm so glad it's back-

You're a vengeful woman J, subjecting him to do I can't think of what could've done to deserve this.

oh this is amazing

yessss it's baaaaaack

It toes the razor-sharp line between funny bad and painful bad oh god

Yes it’s back!!!

Dracula ep 2 and 3 for Halloween. 2 is an improvement on 1 but 3 is a disaster.

This is too painful, I can’t watch this. I’m sorry!

I need to know the name of the tracks at 4:00 and 4:51, havent heard that song in ages, help a brotha out

19:54 Did you do those jump cuts, or was his line read so bad that they broke it into pieces?

Is Clay his real name? On his birth certificate? I know Americans give their kids some weird names, but Clay?!

These are the blandest human beings I've ever seen

Is that the throes of passion or a dizzy spell?

We all waiting for gotham high ... and she's flirting with her ex... How typical!

Dude... I had to pause this a few times it’s so hard to watch. Who wrote that dialogue?

My only favorite part of this movie was not even the movie but this sentence 21:14