5 Cute Recipes - Gone Scary

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0:00 Intro
0:29 Rice Bear
4:29 Animal Eggs
6:50 Love Omelette
8:21 Sea Otter
10:15 Muscle Bear
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@b_e_a_n__4434 10 месяцев назад

Hearing "cute animal shaped kawaii foods" in his monotone voice made my day 😂

@bergmik 10 месяцев назад

"i spilled spot remover on my dog and he turned super kawaii desu :3"

@yuttuts3656 10 месяцев назад

Bot

@kzkhslov_ 10 месяцев назад

@@bergmik:3

@cody3335 10 месяцев назад

@@yuttuts3656blot

@bredaspacapan6118 10 месяцев назад

He actualy has a more cheerful tone this time, i noticed something was not as usual 😂

@francesconapoli9970 10 месяцев назад

That rice bear looks like it was assassinated in its sleep and then the murderer tried to make it look like a suicide. Crazy how he can tell a story through his cooking...

@heilamwether8911 10 месяцев назад

So true..

@holyalpaca750 10 месяцев назад

I was thinking it was sleeping in the blood of it's victims

@Fuutor 10 месяцев назад

Nice, you made soggy rice with garlic charcoal and burnt Soysauce!

@Birbooo 10 месяцев назад

U forgot that it was thrown into nuclear waste

@ebc6970 10 месяцев назад

Just goes to show you how deep the art of cooking can be... Truly an artist.

@cheridoris 10 месяцев назад

That rice bear made me laugh so hard bro never fails to make food into a nightmare 💀💀

@tropistan7735 7 месяцев назад

That bear sent me like nothing has in months. 💀💀

@Anonymous_Gambito 19 часов назад

I'm laughing so hard I'm afraid of dislocating my ribs

@lycus3568 10 месяцев назад

It amazes me how he never fails to make the results look cursed

@MarcAmengual 9 месяцев назад

😂

@udontneedmyemail 10 месяцев назад

future is the kind of guy to look at a wall and say, “I have a new video idea.”

@FutureCanoe 10 месяцев назад

true story

@aperson.a 10 месяцев назад

@@FutureCanoeyrots eurt

@Redprint. 10 месяцев назад

@@FutureCanoeyrots eurt

@dimsun7 10 месяцев назад

@@FutureCanoe yrots eurt

@kalakittenblond8401 10 месяцев назад

@@FutureCanoeyrots eurt

@warmeggtm 10 месяцев назад

Chad the mighty bear defeating the log wielding kaiju at the end was the most cinematic experience of my life

@Dia17ch 10 месяцев назад

And he even had the nerve to put a skip message for the weirdness as if most of us wouldn't enjoy it 😹

@Fujitsu_Scanner Месяц назад

Chad curb stomps like a champ

@berl1n866 10 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="202">3:22</a> A fucking woodo doll😭

@purvashabalki1964 17 дней назад

😂😂😂

@dowie8678 10 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="577">9:37</a> This guy must be protected at all costs. No man can be this adorable

@cyphre 10 месяцев назад

Sure hope musclebear Chad takes off as a viral recipe. We need more body positivity in the baking space.

@cracuss31n52 10 месяцев назад

How is using steroids body positivity? Clearly muscle bear Chad uses steroids, have you seen his apology video recently?

@justduro1527 10 месяцев назад

@@cracuss31n52 It was just a woopsy doosy

@WhimsicalGobelin 10 месяцев назад

@@justduro1527 It was just a goof, a laugh, like haha why aren't you laughing

@cracuss31n52 10 месяцев назад

@@WhimsicalGobelin No no I am laughing, I was just enhancing the joke a little. Because obviously a teddy bear buns can't take steroids and made an apology video about it.

@WhimsicalGobelin 10 месяцев назад

@@cracuss31n52 I was making a reference to a moistcritikal meme

@gabe_rz 10 месяцев назад

he somehow managed to make the “cute foods” look radioactive…

@BeastGamerz281 7 месяцев назад

He lives in Chernobyl

@RusedaHerod-mf2zp 5 месяцев назад

WILD 💀

@ajaytripathi8320 5 месяцев назад

I think the bear was cute ...the carrot smile was adorable lol😅

@arghyaprotimhalder5592 Месяц назад

It's very normal when he's cooking

@c_m_dylan8150 10 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="713">11:53</a> When I tell you I wheezed! This is supposed to be family friendly 😂😂

@Ssjvaca 10 месяцев назад

Despite your cooking shortcomings and food taken from the nearest nuclear waste place, I think you're a really good cook, and what's best is that you're honest too.

@pessien8474 8 дней назад

I know I'm late but his shorts show his actual skill,

@Ssjvaca 8 дней назад

@@pessien8474 I've been here since day 1 I think I got a pretty good grasp of his skill

@jasonjaeger7383 10 месяцев назад

This is the only yt channel that consistently makes me laugh so hard I cry, and I love it

@Tiger_Lightning_Music 10 месяцев назад

Literally this guy is one of the funniest people I’ve seen on here cracks me up 😂

@yesyeahyes1 7 месяцев назад

Same 😂

@tropistan7735 7 месяцев назад

I don't know why but the knife under the bear's blanket sent me. Ten solid minutes of choking, throat hurting, I'm dying kind of laughter.

@fakenails 10 месяцев назад

He nails the Wellington, but botches this. 😂 It's like Gorden over making grilled cheese sandwich. 😅

@mountcrushmorebears6074 10 месяцев назад

Second grade humor meets monotone genius dry humor. Unadulterated comedy. You’re going places kid! Love it! Tane out of tane.

@n1kolodian 10 месяцев назад

I think I finally understand this channel. It infuriates me to see mistakes I've personally made while cooking in the past, and fully knowing how to correct them. But instead we have to sit and watch the horror unfold. Its like some form of torture you can't look away from.

@bubblegumplastic 10 месяцев назад

I think you'd also enjoy anti chef

@31indujak14 8 месяцев назад

@@bubblegumplasticthat guy is frustrating to look at he looks like he's digging his own grave while cooking . Future canoe makes cooking fun

@darnwrong794 10 месяцев назад

The rice frying just gets worse and worse and he just keeps going instead of starting over LOL

@ron_sr1218 10 месяцев назад

FutureCanoe never fails ruining my day with his uploads 🥰

@alext6933 10 месяцев назад

Let's not turn this into pyro's RU-vid comments section, oh too late

@ron_sr1218 10 месяцев назад

@@alext6933 his comment section just makes fun of his hair every video

@haramunia9111 10 месяцев назад

Futurecanoe’s comments section about to look like WestJett’s

@louisquartersson4555 10 месяцев назад

69.

@louisquartersson4555 10 месяцев назад

i like licking Dic

@iristzy 7 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="224">3:44</a> why does the blanket have a terrified expression 😭

@sushi_maknae 10 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="396">6:36</a> the bunny looks like it was forced to be on that plate😂😂😂

@sphinxtheater 10 месяцев назад

FutureCanoe is really pumping videos out. Love it!

@JKFOOTBALL.cc1 10 месяцев назад

pumping them into me 😫

@youtubeur 10 месяцев назад

@@JKFOOTBALL.cc1bros down bad 💀

@louisquartersson4555 10 месяцев назад

@@youtubeurBro is down tafuk not down bad

@DianeH2038 10 месяцев назад

I feel pretty certain there will be more weird videos on this channel; I'm counting on it. also, the knife is the perfect garnish for the bear!

@RazorRamonMachismo 10 месяцев назад

it is a murder victim from the hood

@arghyaprotimhalder5592 Месяц назад

Man really hates himmat Times he uses the wrong kitchen equipment i would have half boiled or boiled the rice 70% or 80% leave leave rest to pan frying for texture he overcooked in first the rice all the moisture and he didn't got the soya sauce mix . He used a plastic thing I use a metal one low flame left hand I hold the fan twist it move it and repeat same way we make noddle or fried rice . Moisture also locked the rice didn't allow it gain colour.

@toichey 10 месяцев назад

I love the fight between the brioche buns! So amazing!

@Phoca_Vitulina 10 месяцев назад

The killer bear made me laugh so hard I started coughing, which sucks cause I've been coughing a lot being sick, but it was just too funny. This video was hilarious and creative, thank you

@thecookingcat5140 10 месяцев назад

futurecanoe: censors dumbbell also futurecanoe: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="708">11:48</a>

@5dashes 10 месяцев назад

That muscle *bear* really "curb stomped" that sea *otter* 💦

@mathisfps 10 месяцев назад

Not my proudest moment tbh but hey

@kuru-chan6644 10 месяцев назад

ill show you whos the boss of this gym

@technolink3012 10 месяцев назад

I loved all of these lol but the fight with the overly muscular bear and the otter was too good 💀 rip otter 😭

@Hamzzter 5 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="246">4:06</a> radioactive psychopath bear 😭🫶🏻

@d0rs4fgetznosleep77 10 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="708">11:48</a> what an interesting fight

@asmasalah993 10 месяцев назад

You've outdone yourself with this one, pretty funny. Nice job team 👏🏻

@darrengordon-hill 10 месяцев назад

yEEAAAh

@devingarrett5800 10 месяцев назад

"It never folds into a perfect omelet when i want it to..." that's a real moment we can ALL relate to.

@xoudrion2775 10 месяцев назад

Canoe quickly became my favorite food influencer and my opinion is not changing at all

@mariolorenzo5990 10 месяцев назад

Once again he never fails to make me feel demotivated to cook 💪💪💪

@znation4434 10 месяцев назад

Wow this is the earliest I've ever been. Just wanted to say that you've reignited my love for cooking, and made it entertaining while doing so. Thanks!

@HeyitsBri_ 10 месяцев назад

For the bear, I’ll give it a 3 because it looks like a Mogwai. Still pretty cute just don’t feed it after midnight or get it wet. I named him Fruit Loop

@arcane8773 9 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="202">3:22</a> that bear looks RADIOACTIVE, jesus I am in tears

@CallMeEchoNow 10 месяцев назад

that bear is nightmare fuel. (edit: the first bear) how did I get 250+ likes…. what..??

@RazorRamonMachismo 10 месяцев назад

looks like a murder scene straight outta compton

@popsicle8694 10 месяцев назад

which one

@CallMeEchoNow 10 месяцев назад

@@popsicle8694 which..? There’s more than one bear..?

@c_m_dylan8150 10 месяцев назад

@@CallMeEchoNowthe first bear I'm assuming

@rylenstuffsv2 10 месяцев назад

1st one is 5/10 cause I'm gonna eat all the nightmare out of it before it gets me

@itschrissyx 10 месяцев назад

Hey man, don't forget to take some time to yourself. Noticed that your contents become significantly more frequent (presumably due to the quick channel growth, to which I say congrats👏) but do be mindful of burnout lol. Regardless your works appreciated

@frayerlewis5292 10 месяцев назад

🙄 Simp 😂

@vertraeumtemoewe 3 месяца назад

@@frayerlewis5292what wrong with you xD

@T3NSH11__ 3 месяца назад

SEEING HIM PLAY WITH FOOD IS ADORABLE 😭

@imarie5845 10 месяцев назад

Gotta say, Im proud of futurecanoe as his followers are growing insanely fast within just couple of months. Its crazy that he blew up on tiktok and now hes gaining 100k followers in 1 week on youtube. Been supporting you since feb and always anticipate your new vids! Love your content man!

@fitzyizgood 10 месяцев назад

I was anxiously waiting for a good instagram post for this video. any reaction from any of these dishes were going to be golden

@marukomanda6815 10 месяцев назад

"Ethnically-inclusive Bear" 😂

@elucified 10 месяцев назад

*inclusive lol

@kassandar 7 месяцев назад

I can’t stop watching these videos. I just love your sense of humor.

@sushi_maknae 10 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="211">3:31</a> there is a episode of Mr bean were teddy gets kidnapped and replace by some creepy bear................it's giving that☠️☠️

@railasvuo 10 месяцев назад

This channel is growing fast. Congratulations. Cute animals

@badboychuch 10 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="96">1:36</a> that rice is darker than my future 💀

@Cocaine4kids69s 8 месяцев назад

It's just as dark as me!

@ZaliahDread 3 месяца назад

@@Cocaine4kids69sas bla- dark as my brother!

@simonaiota4233 10 месяцев назад

This is one of the best videos I've seen this week. I woke up a bit sad today, but this made me smile. Thank you!

@Keirenkun 4 месяца назад

It’s great to see someone else play with the food and have fun, so much more relatable and better to watch

@hihello3204 10 месяцев назад

for your brioche, egg wash with a whole egg beaten well with like 2tbsp water. You can egg wash multiple times for a more consistent finish

@madamebellaparker4978 10 месяцев назад

You are awesome and one of my favourite chef RU-vidrs.

@tyranitanth6956 10 месяцев назад

Since finding this channel I've become addicted to beating it on the sofa for some strange reason 😂 But really tho, love every video and I've tried a few recipes out now, feel like most of them have had that struggle meal vibe but I've been improving fairly well

@jjsm420 10 месяцев назад

i have a crush on a man that i’ve never seen the face of. his personality is so funny and cute at the same time, the “thank you” at the end of every video always sounds do sincere, his speaking tone is just so relaxed and vibey MARRY ME ALREADY DAMN IT

@HITARIX 10 месяцев назад

I feel sorry for you.

@hotkfclover6169 10 месяцев назад

Usually when I behave like that every woman and men stay away

@jjsm420 10 месяцев назад

OH MY GOD I CANT EVEN SIMP IN PEACE CAUSE PEOPLE GET OFFENDED WITH ANYTHING 💀💀💀💀 CANT EVEN COMPLIMENT SOMEONE NOW A DAYS 😭😭😭😭 the same people that say everyone’s a snowflake now too💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@hotkfclover6169 10 месяцев назад

@@jjsm420 simp as long as you wish, not that anybody found your house and wrote simp on your window with something

@jjsm420 10 месяцев назад

@@hotkfclover6169 is that a threat!?

@dlaBerAuoY 10 месяцев назад

awhh thats so considerate of you to make a dumbell for muscle bear 🥰😊

@Yipper64 6 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="505">8:25</a> oh its the Doug Doug otter!

@Jay0.7 5 месяцев назад

Rosa‼️‼️

@TheLindagdetroit 2 месяца назад

This might be my favorite one yet!

@mikoro88 10 месяцев назад

This was a great journey! 😄 I'm so happy I stumbled upon your channel! 🙂

@TallestRedsPurplePookieBear 6 месяцев назад

"So, basically, the body composition of an active user of steroids." **Liver King Appears** <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="633">10:33</a>

@DYLAN1TV 10 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="219">3:39</a> bro made dobby

@Jona-cn3le 3 месяца назад

He really did!

@aurorafrestadius 10 месяцев назад

The cute otter brioche destroyed me 😂😂😂 I love it!!!

@aurorafrestadius 10 месяцев назад

This was also like your best video so far! I just can't, love your content!

@Dane01019 10 месяцев назад

Ive never really fully laughed from youtube videos. I came across his cookie making video as I wanted to make my own. This has got to be the funniest channel out here.

@Quencyisalmostgone 10 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="260">4:20</a> you shouldve put some b...ketchup on the knive too hahaha

@taktika4764 10 месяцев назад

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time lmao, that is the best cooking video on the internet

@orionhills364 3 месяца назад

I really enjoyed the silliness of this video!

@Pumpkin.p231 9 месяцев назад

I love this video cuz I haven't had a good laugh in a very long time 😂, great video and love your cooking ❤

@K.Maroon 10 месяцев назад

I googled "Bear and Otter doing dirty stuff" and now I'm here

@maevedeava8207 10 месяцев назад

Thank you so much for these videos they never fail to make my day

@DLyons 4 месяца назад

Thanks!

@leviismyoppa967 6 месяцев назад

I had literal tears during the heart omlete. 😂😂😂

@medoalrees4902 10 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="658">10:58</a> don’t hide it i already saw it

@Songoku-fb2ck 7 месяцев назад

ITS A CO-

@burntriceface 10 месяцев назад

His first successful boiled egg peel.... a historical moment guys

@OnyxMoneyDrops 7 месяцев назад

I can’t express how much I enjoy your comedy. You have a really funny delivery on all your corny jokes so that I always laugh. Please never change

@redeoghan 10 месяцев назад

Been loving your videos, excellent flavour.

@TheTonels 10 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="236">3:56</a> that’s not a bear, that’s a bour

@uzee2257 10 месяцев назад

had a really busy day today. Your video just made my day. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Especially that bear with a pink sausage 😂😂😂😂

@anita_fumeta_uwu5029 10 месяцев назад

Broooo, I think this might be your best video yet, a masterpiece I would dare say

@Jona-cn3le 3 месяца назад

I love this!

@BigToody 7 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="600">10:00</a> you should’ve flipped the cheese smile to a frown before you put it back down for extra comedy

@noush4835 10 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="476">7:56</a> love of bro's life died in an accident more terrifying than that egg

@watashiwawatashidesu 4 месяца назад

I never laught so much during a cooking video, thank you

@emil_loves_dave_and_bambi 10 месяцев назад

Cuteness overload!

@adrianmarc5430 10 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="330">5:30</a> It helps to peel the eggs under running water or in a bowl of it.

@Rakiluyk 10 месяцев назад

I was not expecting a halloween episode in September.

@ElijahNathalieA.MendozaMendoza Месяц назад

You never fail to make me smile and laugh by the way good job on making a perfect peeled egg :)

@SoundBy_ 5 месяцев назад

the little giggle he made after the otter chesse joke was Kawai

@jaikacuz 10 месяцев назад

the sleeping bear looks like a crime scene 😭😭😭

@ToyibatO 10 месяцев назад

“1 through TaYn” 💀

@user-hj4tf6de4h 6 месяцев назад

The role play in the end made my day

@NaN-wx9ss 2 месяца назад

Okay that play at the end was the funniest thing ever and totally my highlight

@motakuw_2906 10 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="638">10:38</a> the steroids bit always gets me 😂

@itsmilan4069 10 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="242">4:02</a> curse of chucky

@OhCorny 10 месяцев назад

This is slowly becoming my favorite channel

@affecteddirt 10 месяцев назад

I love bugs, sonic, pumba they are so cute. I love the editing 😂 good job team!

@lainiwakura3741 10 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="192">3:12</a> goat eyes

@rashi4553 10 месяцев назад

It's incredible how the amount of effort he puts is inversely proportional to how disastrous the outcome's gonna be💀

@h-hues 10 месяцев назад

this is so far the most unhinged video from this channel, keep it up

@globalo8619 10 месяцев назад

Love you video's, funny as hell 😂😂

@nurzahan2910 10 месяцев назад

Your execution of cocaine bear was pretty accurate 🐻🐼i liked the boiled egg ones better 👌 thn your destroyed heart shape omelet really shows how you care for us😌and yeah your haunted baymax brioche bun 😈 looked good with his upside down buddy maxbay!! All together nicee job team👌👌