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7-Second Riddles: The Darkest Riddles On The Internet 

Jarvis Johnson
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Комментарии : 10 тыс.   
@triccele
@triccele 2 года назад
I wasn't expecting Jarvis to be such a good rapper, came out of nowhere and he acted like nothing had happen after spitting fire.
@elivdb
@elivdb 4 года назад
actual detectives looking at scene : I’ve figured it out! victim’s family : who did it? detectives : comments
@stanstanstan2597
@stanstanstan2597 4 года назад
Family: W-What? Who murdered our mother/wife? Please, sir! Please!
@Batmantherealbatman
@Batmantherealbatman 4 года назад
@@stanstanstan2597 _comments_
@sandycat1423
@sandycat1423 4 года назад
@@stanstanstan2597 Comments, dammit!
@aisha5156
@aisha5156 3 года назад
Sandy Cat14 Family: PLEASE! We need to know! And I don’t see any comments!
@cowds9414
@cowds9414 3 года назад
*there's no comments*
@lemondemonfangirl1337
@lemondemonfangirl1337 3 года назад
7-second riddles: paypal Me: M O N E Y G A Y
@Keziah2447178
@Keziah2447178 3 года назад
Bruh i was literally saying this out loud to myself and happened to be right on your comment
@brazilbr4415
@brazilbr4415 3 года назад
Bruh it's an emoji of a couple so yea
@HSpungey
@HSpungey 3 года назад
@the mr froggy *mogey*
@thunderbolt3265
@thunderbolt3265 3 года назад
I said suger dad
@definitelynotavegan7285
@definitelynotavegan7285 3 года назад
I said suger daddy 👀
@microwave8931
@microwave8931 3 года назад
Who killed Janice? Her husband who threatened her multiple times and is holding a bloody knife while telling the police he killed her The butler, Jared Her friend, Patricia Answer: Her mom's cousin's soccer coach's daughter's insurance agent, Jonathan
@apathysatragedy3114
@apathysatragedy3114 3 года назад
Because there's a ring on his finger but he says he's poor, and Janice is very rich but she's wearing no jewelry. Case closed
@emberleaf2341
@emberleaf2341 3 года назад
"I have something to tell you." "What?" "I am your father's brother's cousin's nephew's former roommate." "What does that make us?" "Absolutely nothing. Which is exactly what you are about to become." I just had to add this Spaceballs quote- it works
@apathysatragedy3114
@apathysatragedy3114 3 года назад
@@emberleaf2341 "YOGURT!?"
@vadapartyannapurna
@vadapartyannapurna 3 года назад
Which was a problem because of our inexperienced intern, Billy
@faijja_a_
@faijja_a_ 3 года назад
no it was the mailman because it’s sunday
@focusdj6987
@focusdj6987 5 лет назад
Didn’t expect you to drop some bars
@Doctor_Straing_Strange
@Doctor_Straing_Strange 5 лет назад
6:44🔥 🔥🔥🔥
@toasteroven7522
@toasteroven7522 5 лет назад
Focus Dj G
@Aidansstuff_
@Aidansstuff_ 5 лет назад
5 minute raps, I'd watch that
@austinfordyt
@austinfordyt 5 лет назад
“Straight rapping, straight bars...” “... pretty good, not that great...”
@bricques
@bricques 5 лет назад
Got the vat19 music
@TheRealDahli
@TheRealDahli 4 года назад
Yo you can really freestyle and flow.. was NOT expecting that.
@losgatossonmuychidos
@losgatossonmuychidos 4 года назад
Dylan DeFrates no cap
@glucosegremlin7972
@glucosegremlin7972 4 года назад
when?
@tekii111
@tekii111 4 года назад
friendly neighborhood autism in the video lol
@glucosegremlin7972
@glucosegremlin7972 4 года назад
GameWizard55 when in the video
@tekii111
@tekii111 4 года назад
friendly neighborhood autism 6:44 is when the epicness starts lol
@sphinxsspell9841
@sphinxsspell9841 3 года назад
The rap part was un-ironically good tho edit: wtf how did this get so much attention and how did i just realize this a year later
@teo-sb
@teo-sb 3 года назад
6:45
@rishei4748
@rishei4748 3 года назад
@@teo-sb Y E S
@mxda96
@mxda96 3 года назад
for real when's that mixtape coming out I would buy it
@rishei4748
@rishei4748 3 года назад
@@mxda96 fr
@JenniferJones-hw9wu
@JenniferJones-hw9wu 3 года назад
Yes!
@GreysonDerulo-tv3bd
@GreysonDerulo-tv3bd 2 года назад
I watched these religiously as a little kid (i was like 8) and i think i’m still traumatized. there was this one riddle where eight friends went on a ski trip and only seven came back and one guy “went insane” and kept saying 8 over and over again. apparently he was saying “ate” because they ate one of their friends.
@no-pw2xc
@no-pw2xc Год назад
I feel traumatized just by reading this alone
@bellac6311
@bellac6311 9 месяцев назад
OMG I REMEMBER THIS ON, i believe that 80% of my paranoia as an 11 year old was bc of this channel
@Cacjams
@Cacjams 19 дней назад
Yep, I remember this too lol, OG viewers unite
@WakiKat
@WakiKat 4 года назад
The rap was unexpected, but appreciated
@hydros1ty
@hydros1ty 3 года назад
Sorry, had to unlike your comment to keep it at 420
@WakiKat
@WakiKat 3 года назад
@@hydros1ty honestly I respect that
@hydros1ty
@hydros1ty 3 года назад
@@WakiKat reliked because people ruined it lol
@maple4597
@maple4597 3 года назад
Sorry can’t like your comment, it’s at 444
@NxtherT
@NxtherT 3 года назад
sorry can't like your comment its at 447
@PuppyLove2468
@PuppyLove2468 4 года назад
Jarvis: "im just gonna do a weird voice" Jarvis: *sounds exactly like Ryan from Buzzfeed unsolved*
@sh0ut4r0
@sh0ut4r0 4 года назад
Wheeze
@carlybarker6180
@carlybarker6180 4 года назад
buzzfeed u̶n̶solved: *this guys dog died so he hired a private investigator and blamed his wife because she was being a good and responsible mother.* shane: ryan what the 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 ryan: look shane we ran out of cold cases to talk about-
@alittleguy789
@alittleguy789 4 года назад
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING :O
@thatoneguy9582
@thatoneguy9582 3 года назад
@@carlybarker6180 -Wait is this a fandom that sounds like a fandom thing-
@jovanholland36
@jovanholland36 3 года назад
Rap🔥🔥🔥🔥
@kellynanea9948
@kellynanea9948 3 года назад
“I think they’re more than just pals but okay”
@justaguy1951
@justaguy1951 3 года назад
6:45 That rap made me slightly scroll down and click that thumbs up button.
@deadaccount4164
@deadaccount4164 3 года назад
Did my guy Jarvis just turn into a dragon cause he was spittin fire
@memeboi_6970
@memeboi_6970 3 года назад
Nice stolen comment
@Tatum4Three
@Tatum4Three 3 года назад
@@memeboi_6970 damn
@Kristofer382
@Kristofer382 3 года назад
@@memeboi_6970 Ironic, cause your comment was copied
@doodledevore4374
@doodledevore4374 3 года назад
@@memeboi_6970 All comments are probably stolen. Even the though I typed right now.
@Allie_Victoria
@Allie_Victoria 3 года назад
Ooo burn
@NT-jb2vy
@NT-jb2vy 4 года назад
A guy was found dead in his bathroom, who killed him? . His unborn child . His great great great grandfather . His phone Answer: The zookeeper because she eats cereal for breakfast.
@metal3543
@metal3543 4 года назад
Lol
@inugamiwang9704
@inugamiwang9704 4 года назад
The zookeeper! Eating cereal for breakfast is very suspicious
@teenyweenykiwi
@teenyweenykiwi 4 года назад
Everyone knows that the zookeeper was a cereal killer.
@shouldibeworried200
@shouldibeworried200 4 года назад
w0w
@exert9995
@exert9995 4 года назад
@@teenyweenykiwi yea alot of cereal died...
@sk1ttlz904
@sk1ttlz904 2 года назад
I remember I loved 7 second riddles as a child. Mostly because my ego depended on being seen as smart, and if I got a riddle right it fed my fragile self-esteem.
@666_cthulhu
@666_cthulhu Год назад
i either feel seen or personally attacked by this, not sure which
@adinarosenstein9586
@adinarosenstein9586 Год назад
holy shit, i'm pretty sure that's a batman villain origin story.
@sageplayz2343
@sageplayz2343 11 месяцев назад
goddamn, this is literally me
@It_Is_Oylenox
@It_Is_Oylenox 9 месяцев назад
Lol me, how dare you
@BaneStopMotion
@BaneStopMotion 6 месяцев назад
@@adinarosenstein9586 riddler
@jayedgar1384
@jayedgar1384 3 года назад
I like reading the comments on these videos. Jarvis’ fan base is so incredibly wholesome. And I love it. There’s no complaining about anything.
@aspyn.j_
@aspyn.j_ 4 года назад
Greatest rappers? 1) Jarvis 2) Jarvis 3) Jarvis 4) Jarvis 5) Jarvis Because he spits hot fire.
@angelictrublemaker5064
@angelictrublemaker5064 4 года назад
And Jake, brillent creater of Lords Scheme
@codered2358
@codered2358 4 года назад
Option 6: Jarvis
@lol-zr4iy
@lol-zr4iy 4 года назад
Oh ummm..... (gasp) I got it JARVIS
@5starbrex
@5starbrex 4 года назад
I think Jarvis is the best
@myspageht4355
@myspageht4355 4 года назад
He got some spittle
@afoozp988
@afoozp988 4 года назад
Gary was an old man with a heart issue. He was found dead. Who killed him? The window His dog His sandwich The mailman because he likes chicken nuggets and luxury parties.
@supermetpod5607
@supermetpod5607 4 года назад
Honestly, I can find that on their channel
@roastedmarshmellow1740
@roastedmarshmellow1740 4 года назад
He’s not a problem anymore
@gdkeashusoldaccount1861
@gdkeashusoldaccount1861 4 года назад
Well don’t lose your panties!
@splatcult
@splatcult 4 года назад
Dang it! I thought it was mirrormangayboy!!!!
@inugamiwang9704
@inugamiwang9704 4 года назад
The window, the dog, and the sandwich all did it together.
@tobyzecatcreamzecat3994
@tobyzecatcreamzecat3994 3 года назад
I always wondered, what happens when you don't solve it in 7 seconds? sadly no one lives to tell the tale.
@momodolape
@momodolape 3 года назад
7:00 he do be spitting sum nice bars tho
@teo-sb
@teo-sb 3 года назад
6:45
@ducky.doodles
@ducky.doodles Год назад
Ikr
@jayplayz8197
@jayplayz8197 3 года назад
Is it just me or can this mans freestyle like a god?
@akairae
@akairae 3 года назад
for real💀
@heartrender6
@heartrender6 3 года назад
its scripted not freestyle
@Atellas
@Atellas 2 года назад
@@heartrender6 it might not be honestly, that seemed like it was on the spot.
@heartrender6
@heartrender6 2 года назад
@@Atellas the entire video is scripted, this is common practice in the commentary youtuber community
@millie8943
@millie8943 2 года назад
@@heartrender6 absolutely. But still, sometimes improv just happens
@olivemusk
@olivemusk 4 года назад
the rap actually slapped though, i would definitely listen to that way too much for a whole month before finally recovering from a major depressive episode and, after that, start crying whenever i hear the song again because it would remind me of my dark times not that i would know, or anything
@lenl8004
@lenl8004 4 года назад
Stop calling me out 😳
@steelstreqq
@steelstreqq 4 года назад
Homie called us all out-
@basementbats
@basementbats 4 года назад
I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
@aisha5156
@aisha5156 3 года назад
steelstreqq プロデューサー Lol
@LL-tr5et
@LL-tr5et 3 года назад
dude relatable i can't listen to my old mental breakdown song without sobbing uncontrollably it kinda sucks because it was a bop
@jenm1
@jenm1 Год назад
I love how the riddles just exist to embed classism in your skull so if you see a homeless guy with a cellphone, you know not to give him money!
@hardcase7753
@hardcase7753 2 года назад
hey i just wanted to say thank you for saying that the world really isnt as bleak as it seems. I feel like i kinda needed the insight you gave and im sure others needed it too, especially in today's world. i know this was posted two years prior to all of that, but it's a nice gem of info for sure. thanks m8, keep on with the excellent work
@viv2568
@viv2568 4 года назад
Seven second riddles: sees gay couple emoji. “My god, they were roommates!”
@parkerwhaley5535
@parkerwhaley5535 4 года назад
(Under breath) and they were roommates.
@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539
@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539 4 года назад
Parker Whaley yEs
@negativeresponse9165
@negativeresponse9165 4 года назад
Bouquet for your best bud?
@AnonymousUser77254
@AnonymousUser77254 4 года назад
Roommates because they were mating in the room 😉 amiright?
@legolover6619
@legolover6619 4 года назад
That emoji is evil
@alexmarker6674
@alexmarker6674 5 лет назад
Still waiting for 5 minute raps to drop
@mrminecraft7751
@mrminecraft7751 5 лет назад
Alex Marker so am i
@ibeamemeyboi9098
@ibeamemeyboi9098 5 лет назад
Maybe if we bother Jarvis a lot he may head to our demands
@unprepared9732
@unprepared9732 5 лет назад
Let’s hope it comes soon.
@Zombeedog
@Zombeedog 5 лет назад
5 minute craps
@Doctor_Straing_Strange
@Doctor_Straing_Strange 5 лет назад
6:44🔥 🔥🔥🔥
@dannyamit6000
@dannyamit6000 3 года назад
I just keep coming back to this video for the rap like damn it’s so good
@viviantompkins7925
@viviantompkins7925 2 года назад
Same, I need a full version
@kiralonely1307
@kiralonely1307 2 года назад
I also do that, I like to binge Jarvis videos and play them in the background, and everytime I come back to this one, I get so excited until the rap comes and stop everything I'm doing to watch it over like 3 times. It's so good.
@iainronald4217
@iainronald4217 3 года назад
They definitely picked the wrong emoji for the PayPal one, my guess was “Money Hermanos.” 😂
@DorkOrc
@DorkOrc 4 года назад
“Yo I’m a 7-Second Riddle You can call me poor but ima beat you with a weapon fiddle You can take the high road but ima take the middle Ima break you down to nothing like I whittle I got some spittle Uh Nothing about me’s small or little I’m in the Reno looking in the window sentimental Uh” Best 10 seconds of my life LMAO
@awkwardotter13
@awkwardotter13 4 года назад
James002 BARS
@wassilasof2505
@wassilasof2505 4 года назад
6:44
@theclap262
@theclap262 4 года назад
He needs to make a full vid of that
@emi-ne1kv
@emi-ne1kv 4 года назад
SnoopyGirl Noop thank you
@maxbolyn1963
@maxbolyn1963 4 года назад
James002 sounds like ski mask the slump god
@empeanutson
@empeanutson 3 года назад
5:45 Mom: Lora was studying Video: _shows an unrelated toy dinosaur next to Lora_ Well, now I _really_ know she was lying
@xexpaguette
@xexpaguette 3 года назад
No, this is expected
@tobypossum7386
@tobypossum7386 Год назад
She's a paleontologist
@kristencurtis7031
@kristencurtis7031 3 года назад
This video was INCREDIBLE!! The rap, the psychology, your spot on and hilarious commentary.
@eternallustformedusa4844
@eternallustformedusa4844 2 года назад
8:40 is like, “did they sleep in the same bed, send each other love letters, never get married, kiss, and raise children together? yes, but they were just good friends.”
@trinab.787
@trinab.787 4 года назад
These remind me of a comic strip I read as a kid. The fox, wearing a sherlock holmes outfit, realized the pigeon, wearing pearls and carrying a purse, was guilty because she said she knew something because the rabbit told her, and we all know that "rabbits don't talk".
@jumpyultra9566
@jumpyultra9566 3 года назад
UwU
@jumoke3192
@jumoke3192 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@marang_a_letsatsi
@marang_a_letsatsi 2 года назад
Omg i remember that comic strip 😂😂😂
@trinab.787
@trinab.787 2 года назад
@@marang_a_letsatsi that is hilarious that 2 of us retain that memory.
@456puff
@456puff 2 года назад
You're probably thinking of Slylock Fox. It's in the Sunday comic of the city's newspaper where I grew up. He also has a mouse sidekick named Max Mouse, btw.
@kidkecleon
@kidkecleon 4 года назад
"Are they saying this homeless man is trash? But hes secretly rich he has a laptop." Lmfao dude
@maylen9299
@maylen9299 2 года назад
7:11 BARrrrs~~
@treehouse318
@treehouse318 3 года назад
FIVE MINUTE RAPS. it's what the world needs right now.❤
@Alice-pf3tu
@Alice-pf3tu 5 лет назад
8:45 “I think they’re more than just pals but okay” I initially guessed “pay gay” which was pretty close actually
@galaxyspice5805
@galaxyspice5805 5 лет назад
My guess was Money Gay xD
@jello9849
@jello9849 5 лет назад
My guys was Dollar Dudes
@no-nq8dj
@no-nq8dj 5 лет назад
my guess was Ralph Lauren because they were wearing polos and it had money 🤷🏼‍♀️
@afindb7057
@afindb7057 5 лет назад
I guessed rich parents.
@hakneath2714
@hakneath2714 5 лет назад
I guessed *money friends*
@concreteforrest2164
@concreteforrest2164 4 года назад
Riddle: 💵👬 what brand is this? Me: Gay money Riddle: Paypal Me: oh.
@concreteforrest2164
@concreteforrest2164 4 года назад
For context, yes I am gay.
@mrshitfacemcgee
@mrshitfacemcgee 4 года назад
Concrete Forrest how is that context
@concreteforrest2164
@concreteforrest2164 4 года назад
quiet prince ..yknow ;)
@sizzlingfacedonut2030
@sizzlingfacedonut2030 4 года назад
@@concreteforrest2164 lmao ... Y'know.......... ;;;;;;;)))))))
@Monotail_Razuin
@Monotail_Razuin 4 года назад
@Noah Renne ya know 😂
@sillymako
@sillymako 11 месяцев назад
the thing you said in the conclusion was actually very interesting. im a child and have only recently started to try my best to form my own opinions about things i see on the internet, and i fell victim to a worldview where i thought every man was sexually charged at all times. now, having many male friends, i realize that they are just normal people and how the media attraction of sexual harassment made me think this way. the internet sucks lmao, never getting off tho
@jennahkhazaal
@jennahkhazaal 3 года назад
8:37 me: gay money the riddle: _paypal_ me: oh ok
@vadifadoms
@vadifadoms Год назад
Historians will say they were good friends
@KilaKaKa
@KilaKaKa Год назад
Pay "roommates"
@sky-ve3rn
@sky-ve3rn 3 года назад
A poor man died on a couch. Who stole the bible from the museum? -Albert Hill -His dog -A TV. Answer. The taxi driver. He did a backflip 6 years ago.
@-pogdog5214
@-pogdog5214 3 года назад
Was this inspired by NOOB TERROR UTTP?
@rokukou
@rokukou 3 года назад
tf is a pible
@hunterspringer276
@hunterspringer276 3 года назад
@@rokukou yible
@AK-ir4cv
@AK-ir4cv 3 года назад
@@hunterspringer276 kible
@CurryMuncher2
@CurryMuncher2 2 года назад
@@AK-ir4cv qible
@littlebored6290
@littlebored6290 5 лет назад
Stand up if you thought Jarvis’s rap was fire Edit: I guess a lot of people stood up
@aleksandraabrahamowicz9288
@aleksandraabrahamowicz9288 5 лет назад
Goldy Hearts what if your in a wheelchair though
@parkerbench1843
@parkerbench1843 5 лет назад
You’re*
@retroplayer8131
@retroplayer8131 5 лет назад
**Floats**
@littlebored6290
@littlebored6290 5 лет назад
『!』 Retro Player 『!』😂😂
@littlebored6290
@littlebored6290 5 лет назад
Darth Mayo 😂👌
@TheLunaLockhart
@TheLunaLockhart 3 года назад
Gotta love teaching children that it's normal or encouraged to means test random strangers, because that will have precisely 0 negative side-effects
@pirithedefenderofoutworld1113
@pirithedefenderofoutworld1113 3 года назад
6:16 a better answer is this: If she was sleeping how could she know when the murder took place.
@alexanderhowardchairartand5039
@alexanderhowardchairartand5039 4 года назад
Jarvis: "Could you imagine if 7-second riddles had a 2nd channel for the answers?" Me: Don't give them any ideas...
@MyUsersDark
@MyUsersDark 3 года назад
Lol they already did though, showed on screen
@graceannwelsh
@graceannwelsh 3 года назад
@@MyUsersDark that was edited, i couldn’t find anything about it online
@grantfromramranch
@grantfromramranch 4 года назад
“Hello unnamed fanbase, I’m Jarvis, and the internet was a mistake.” That escalated quickly Edit: i don’t mean to be all “oh my god 4 likes tysm” but holy shit 2k likes
@makduke
@makduke 4 года назад
iClickbait he’s not wrong about any of that
@parkchimmin7913
@parkchimmin7913 4 года назад
Reminds me of the “anime was a mistake” meme. I mean, both quotes aren’t entirely wrong.
@BettyAlexandriaPride
@BettyAlexandriaPride 4 года назад
Honestly, it always does. 😅
@animeloverk.a.9758
@animeloverk.a.9758 4 года назад
Park ChimMin your pic is of Mysticmessenger !!!!!! ❤️
@parkchimmin7913
@parkchimmin7913 4 года назад
Animelover K. A. And I’m assuming your pic is Karma from Assassination Classroom?
@mabelvioletpaige9410
@mabelvioletpaige9410 3 года назад
I have an example for the "moral". Growing up I genuinely thought that quicksand would be a problem that I encountered on a regular basis because I saw it in so many cartoons. Turns out quicksand has never been a problem for me. 🤷‍♀️
@erinthebean6839
@erinthebean6839 3 года назад
My eyes have been opened, thank you Jarvis. The voiceovers though- true talent.
@ameliahartford5869
@ameliahartford5869 4 года назад
Jarvis hurry up, I need five minute raps on Spotify NOW
@soadlivenuncut
@soadlivenuncut 4 года назад
Yes
@vikil9442
@vikil9442 4 года назад
Absolutely yes
@BettyAlexandriaPride
@BettyAlexandriaPride 4 года назад
PREACH
@alexisburnett8673
@alexisburnett8673 4 года назад
That would be amazing lol
@romaromasalad112
@romaromasalad112 4 года назад
agreed
@Johnny-yj6hq
@Johnny-yj6hq 5 лет назад
your rap is actually fire you should release it (no joke)
@jello9849
@jello9849 5 лет назад
Ogod yeah I know.
@snufkingstan
@snufkingstan 5 лет назад
question, sonce i didn't want to do two comments, i looked throught the commeents and loked for people commenting on the rap. do you know what that song was, cause jesus, that was a good song!
@speedweed683
@speedweed683 5 лет назад
Please no, I dont want him to leave us like Frank.
@Aidansstuff_
@Aidansstuff_ 5 лет назад
Yea
@soapmakestunes
@soapmakestunes 5 лет назад
Did anyone get the name of the actual beat track?
@gottalivehappy
@gottalivehappy 3 года назад
I love how the Mailman is just staring into my soul bobbing around his head
@AJ_the_great1223
@AJ_the_great1223 3 года назад
Jarvis, I got to say, I was actually impressed with that rap.
@adicus101
@adicus101 5 лет назад
That rap. Straight fire
@taylorg9386
@taylorg9386 5 лет назад
BUH BUH BUH BARS
@jackbudi
@jackbudi 5 лет назад
Ye
@silversparks4372
@silversparks4372 5 лет назад
'Pal' fire
@siahcompahinay9447
@siahcompahinay9447 5 лет назад
I know right.
@alexajade8481
@alexajade8481 4 года назад
When he started rapping I was like okay this isnt gonna be good.. but in my noel miller / cody ko voice... BARS
@cheerfulellii7212
@cheerfulellii7212 4 года назад
y e s
@hamluk_
@hamluk_ 4 года назад
B A R S
@gracecrislip8317
@gracecrislip8317 3 года назад
In the bathhouse, the thing in the bucket is probably a Vihta, a finish bundle of birch sticks that you use to beat yourself in with the sauna. A likely murder weapon.
@madisonemily4083
@madisonemily4083 3 года назад
Jarvis: Can you guess? Me: um, five-minute riddles? Jarvis: 7-second riddles! ... You saw it in the title? Me: oh
@spamtongspamton9900
@spamtongspamton9900 4 года назад
“If she had been sleeping, how could she have known what the children were doing?” _Long-term_ memory: am I a joke to you? “Turn your brain on” bro, i just bust a motor cortex
@ascendedcat260
@ascendedcat260 3 года назад
Brain blast!
@xexpaguette
@xexpaguette 3 года назад
not to mention: kids will jump on your back while you're asleep they might come to you to show what they're doing they're friccing annoying source: am kid
@jaxon-t9983
@jaxon-t9983 2 года назад
Parenting: “Am I a joke to you?”
@bluxio9092
@bluxio9092 5 лет назад
Jarvis freestyling is the best thing ive heard in a very long time
@dannywolfblood3704
@dannywolfblood3704 3 года назад
6:54 was my favorite part :3 I wanna hear more
@Gambito99100
@Gambito99100 3 года назад
You didn't need to go *that* hard on that rap, but you did it for us, KING!
@yallgotmesleep1139
@yallgotmesleep1139 4 года назад
Jarvis: Tries to be serious about his sponsor Everyone: *Wait a minute, that’s illegal*
@chaoticsilver8442
@chaoticsilver8442 4 года назад
...oh crap... The FBI is here... So, uh... Since you're here... Before you raid all our houses, or whatever else you were going to do. Can you... Uh... Wipe all the terrible RU-vid channels that Jarvis is criticizing off of reality? Thanks.
@aghamuzammil6655
@aghamuzammil6655 4 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ipO6bJu13i0.html
@aghamuzammil6655
@aghamuzammil6655 4 года назад
This video should clear up the confusion He was forced by audible to say those things
@Takimeko
@Takimeko 4 года назад
@@aghamuzammil6655 Except that he wasn't because he accepted the sponsorship deal in the first place?
@aisha5156
@aisha5156 3 года назад
Takimeko and his Random Channal 😂💀🤦🏾‍♀️
@Thats-Not-Helpful
@Thats-Not-Helpful 4 года назад
A pickle was found dead in his apartment. Who killed him? The water bottle His gum Or a Barbie doll His mom because of that damn phone
@mahbubmaleksyed5301
@mahbubmaleksyed5301 4 года назад
No, it was pickle rick and Morty killed him
@PremiumCheeses
@PremiumCheeses 4 года назад
@@mahbubmaleksyed5301 Funniest shit I've ever seen
@noizepusher7594
@noizepusher7594 4 года назад
Veggie tales: part 69
@aisha5156
@aisha5156 3 года назад
Mahbub Malek Syed Brilliant.
@buffy3111
@buffy3111 3 года назад
6:45 No context needed
@imlazydwi9300
@imlazydwi9300 3 года назад
3:19 damn daves life really went downhill after he broke up with leslie
@samanthacharfauros6110
@samanthacharfauros6110 5 лет назад
We all need a full version of 5 minute raps
@strudel3200
@strudel3200 5 лет назад
@yellow-and-black-anarchy yes
@IceePhoenix
@IceePhoenix 5 лет назад
Agreed
@InterwebsArchive
@InterwebsArchive 5 лет назад
Yes
@mr.benjobilly9618
@mr.benjobilly9618 5 лет назад
That rap was pretty fire tho.
@bird2793
@bird2793 Год назад
12:26 For anyone wondering, those are probably supposed to be birch branches - "vihta." You're supposed to smack yourself with them after the sauna to get your blood moving
@vajaalaatuinen
@vajaalaatuinen 6 месяцев назад
or while being in the sauna! that's what my family has always done
@katjosephperez8772
@katjosephperez8772 Год назад
I’m glad “Alex and this friend” were safe in the pool as they were 6, and the mom was busy *taking the dog out*
@dankotaz495
@dankotaz495 4 года назад
Who killed Pete? 7 second riddles:”I C I C L E”
@MrsZSmith300
@MrsZSmith300 3 года назад
the devil’s popcicle
@diogenes3949
@diogenes3949 3 года назад
The thing is, I did guess icicle, but they could’ve said it was the winter or something.
@bigovergrownrat40
@bigovergrownrat40 4 года назад
“more than just pals, but okay” jarvis said gay rights
@aisha5156
@aisha5156 3 года назад
Okay I might’ve skipped over that(I’m disgusted too) so where’s the time stamp?
@drippycity4135
@drippycity4135 3 года назад
ᗪEEᖇ Ḁͦi̥ͦs̥ͦh̥ͦḁͦ 8:45
@chiaria8218
@chiaria8218 3 года назад
@ᗪEEᖇ Ḁͦi̥ͦs̥ͦh̥ͦḁͦ why exactly are you disgusted?
@mint7442
@mint7442 3 года назад
Kay I think it’s about 7 second riddles and what they called that emoji
@alexisevatt8460
@alexisevatt8460 3 года назад
Kay disgusted that they accidentally skipped it
@sylvy16
@sylvy16 3 года назад
The voice overs are on point and fit perfectly with the riddles
@dizzyandkoko
@dizzyandkoko 3 года назад
I can confirm the Confirmation Bias. When I was younger I would watch these videos and because of that, I now have depression, crippling anxiety and I'm scared of a lot of things in my day to day life. Thanks Seven Second Riddles 😉😊👍
@unfoundpump
@unfoundpump 4 года назад
“Who killed the girl?” “Mom: I was drinking my sprite.” “Brother: I was peeing on a robot clown” “Sister: I ate her haha.” “Father: h” “IT WAS THE MOTHER BECAUSE SHE HAS A DRINK.”
@inugamiwang9704
@inugamiwang9704 4 года назад
Obviously if someone has a drink that's very evil and suspicious
@Bob_of_bobington
@Bob_of_bobington 4 года назад
No it was the father ,h, very evil
@unfoundpump
@unfoundpump 4 года назад
good noi h
@sciblastofficial9833
@sciblastofficial9833 4 года назад
"John was found dead in a river. Who killed him?" "His ex: He had a wife, I didn't know that" "The police: He stole something from a store" "His wife: He was cheating on me!" Answer: COMMENTS (read: Haha, take the L. We're not gonna reveal the true answer is the river)
@Meg-ul8nw
@Meg-ul8nw 4 года назад
EROTIC BUTTERS it was the neighbor because they have a dog
@sinofsloth6516
@sinofsloth6516 5 лет назад
My dude was dropping bars.
@izzy8449
@izzy8449 3 года назад
That rap was fire dude tbh. Lol holy shit. 😂 Straight bars.
@curiousnerdkitteh
@curiousnerdkitteh 2 месяца назад
That happy island vacation music playing as they announce the guy is murdered in a public bath lol.
@hypegoodsincorporated5784
@hypegoodsincorporated5784 5 лет назад
Jarvis has bars????????????????? My ears are burning. That was pretty.....FIRE!!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@jackbudi
@jackbudi 5 лет назад
I guess you could say it was Bright side
@taran4664
@taran4664 5 лет назад
I’ll open the door for you
@WINTERZSHOCK
@WINTERZSHOCK 5 лет назад
I hope he really drops an album 💀🔥💯
@coolboycloud2460
@coolboycloud2460 5 лет назад
Extreme Incorporated you sound really white
@lukeskywalker1705
@lukeskywalker1705 5 лет назад
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@kelseymoses5152
@kelseymoses5152 4 года назад
The most impressive foreshadowing: Having an icicle shaped soul patch
@teethdotjpeg
@teethdotjpeg 4 года назад
DEAR EVAN HANSEN, WE'VE BEEN WAY TOO OUT OF TOUCH
@tallishtomato
@tallishtomato 4 года назад
THINGS HAVE BEEN CRAZY AND IT SUCKS THAT WE DONT TALK THAT MUCH
@doot3148
@doot3148 4 года назад
BUT I SHOULD TELL YOU THAT I THINK OF YOU EACH NIGHT
@lisanw2147
@lisanw2147 4 года назад
I'M JUST TRYING TO TELL THE TRUTH!
@reemaalmu9172
@reemaalmu9172 4 года назад
No Patrick it's sour patch kids and you can't put an icicle shaped one up your butt.
@inimmz
@inimmz 2 года назад
iconic jarv jarv voices: -ryan bregara from buzzfeed unsolved -glenn sturgis from cloud 9 -2(draw)strings the rapper
@alicejones5312
@alicejones5312 3 года назад
WHY WAS THAT RAP ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD AND WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT IT
@Krowno_
@Krowno_ 5 лет назад
“You came across a door and opened it, and there were 3 caramel apples inside!” “Her necklace just went off”. XD
@fadi398
@fadi398 5 лет назад
Krowno OMGMGMGMGM UR SOOO CRINGY WHO STILL SAYS XD BRUUUUH
@WagyuSushi
@WagyuSushi 5 лет назад
@@fadi398 Is this a joke?? Or are you not knowing that your being cringey to.
@nathaniel817
@nathaniel817 5 лет назад
R/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
@SKO_PL
@SKO_PL 5 лет назад
@@nathaniel817 He asked if this is a joke so i don't know if the woosh thing works lol
@lightsaberkirbyplzreadmybi145
@lightsaberkirbyplzreadmybi145 5 лет назад
"Liam was playing Fortnite "
@themainevent381
@themainevent381 4 года назад
Fun fact: Audible has more audiobooks than the entire population of mars
@NT-zh8hk
@NT-zh8hk 4 года назад
oF CoUrSe It DOeS MaRS DoeSNT HAVE anY AUDIO bOOks
@inleviwetrust
@inleviwetrust 4 года назад
yOu So StUpId NoBoDy LiVeS oN mArS
@Meg-ul8nw
@Meg-ul8nw 4 года назад
Moonie Mal please get that unfunny cancerous joke outta here i just wanna enjoy a good comment and its good replies woosh me I dare you just know that joke is unfunny and cliche thank you
@ratcore8596
@ratcore8596 4 года назад
@@Meg-ul8nw Not funny, didn't laugh.
@williamvargas4837
@williamvargas4837 4 года назад
Bob_The_Jones ss
@louloudaki_
@louloudaki_ 3 года назад
3:51 i can’t even pay attention to the riddle because she’s playing the violin backward it’s supposed to be on the left shoulder with the bow in the right she’s the rich one because she’s practicing her violin pantomime part in a movie lmao
@yourshoulderdevil5229
@yourshoulderdevil5229 3 месяца назад
She could be left handed.
@louloudaki_
@louloudaki_ 2 месяца назад
@@yourshoulderdevil5229 left or right handed you still play the violin the same way
@yourshoulderdevil5229
@yourshoulderdevil5229 2 месяца назад
@@louloudaki_ That's cool, I didn't know that.
@louloudaki_
@louloudaki_ 2 месяца назад
@@yourshoulderdevil5229 glad i could help! i’ve been a classical violist for years and did violin before that. i’ll take any excuse to talk about my instrument
@eleanorbernhardt7419
@eleanorbernhardt7419 9 месяцев назад
I have read 'an absolutely remarkable thing' and 'a beautifully foolish endeavor' by Hank Green so many times they are such good books! The audio versions are SO GOOD.
@thatrandomguy6910
@thatrandomguy6910 3 года назад
A guy was laying dead in his bedroom who did it? 1: John 2: bob 3: Samantha Awnser: Robert because his name has a s in it
@darksunite8050
@darksunite8050 3 года назад
Oh my god you’re right,Thank you
@iqceo4276
@iqceo4276 3 года назад
4.
@imbob99999
@imbob99999 3 года назад
Eggnog
@Jaidenism0722
@Jaidenism0722 3 года назад
@@imbob99999 Nogegg
@imbob99999
@imbob99999 3 года назад
@@Jaidenism0722 egge noge
@tigershark0067
@tigershark0067 5 лет назад
5 minute crafts 7 second riddles I hope they make 3 hour reacts
@BasicRock123
@BasicRock123 5 лет назад
4 day cooking
@ashii_ii
@ashii_ii 5 лет назад
@@BasicRock123 3-Month Educating
@peebutt4787
@peebutt4787 5 лет назад
12 minutes commenting
@DerpDerp3001
@DerpDerp3001 5 лет назад
How about 28 year pointless wars.
@justsyd7336
@justsyd7336 5 лет назад
@@ashii_ii 10 years exercise
@bluedawnflower
@bluedawnflower 2 года назад
Historians will call them best friends, and seven second riddles will call them pals.
@themilkman1938
@themilkman1938 3 года назад
10:47 not me that's for sure
@jerry6845
@jerry6845 5 лет назад
WiTcH FaMiLy Is PoOrEr? *shows image of a family eating a sandwich* ThEy ArE PoOr BeCaUsE ThEy MaDe ThEiR OwN FoOd!
@namkedi
@namkedi 4 года назад
shy utz they might be vegan
@salmon49ks7
@salmon49ks7 4 года назад
Candace Mung r/wooosh
@theblueokapibj
@theblueokapibj 4 года назад
*cough* which*
@itheare1141
@itheare1141 4 года назад
Lu si Yan r/stoplinkingsubredditswhen yourenotonrreddit
@Meatball-dw8oj
@Meatball-dw8oj 4 года назад
@@itheare1141 do you think only dumb people are on reddit? If that's true, you should be on reddit.
@scantyoutube5649
@scantyoutube5649 4 года назад
Top ten rappers Eminem was scared to diss: No-one. But Jarvis's rap was pretty fire.
@emperortransman
@emperortransman 2 года назад
I always found the premise of this so dark because the "was" implies that there's no chance Eminem might diss them in the future. So either Eminem is dead, or the rapper he was too scared to diss is dead.
@MsNikky1996
@MsNikky1996 Год назад
I’m just binging your channel as I do from time to time lol but that rap was sooooo fire like it was so good!!! Just so impressed 🙌🏾👌🏾
@that1sophie144
@that1sophie144 3 года назад
One of my 8th grade teachers didn’t teach us at all instead he just played these
@mrhilla1438
@mrhilla1438 5 лет назад
I’m already riddlemaker
@exonic8495
@exonic8495 5 лет назад
Nerf jarvis
@brohummus111
@brohummus111 5 лет назад
yes yes you did
@MrDankyB
@MrDankyB 5 лет назад
This comment is cursed
@somehowgothere41
@somehowgothere41 5 лет назад
Im already tracer
@awerelia
@awerelia 5 лет назад
Nerf Craftsion
@juansaahil7273
@juansaahil7273 5 лет назад
That rap was fire lmao. Pull a Danny Gonzalez and become a rapper named "Brace Face"
@iminamask620
@iminamask620 3 года назад
9:30 pretty sure audible has more audio books than any other planet in our solar system
@katherine3719
@katherine3719 3 года назад
jarvis out here dropping BARS so casually
@-healspirit
@-healspirit 5 лет назад
You better actually do that mixtape
@hilariouslystupid3183
@hilariouslystupid3183 5 лет назад
*_WAIT, THAT'S ILLEGAL_*
@twobearshighfiving8474
@twobearshighfiving8474 4 года назад
a mother was found dead! a woman who lost her blanket a blanket who lost her woman a who blanket her woman answer:the frog
@lol-zr4iy
@lol-zr4iy 4 года назад
Obviously
@ImNamo_
@ImNamo_ 4 года назад
Answer: *COMMENTS*
@chloerowing1
@chloerowing1 3 года назад
Hey p a u l
@aisha5156
@aisha5156 3 года назад
Leo But these are comments. Commentception!
@twobearshighfiving8474
@twobearshighfiving8474 3 года назад
@@chloerowing1 h i
@WHYGODWHYYYY
@WHYGODWHYYYY 3 года назад
About being scared when we see more bad things happening thing, I just want to remind some people out there that watching something does not make the chances of it happening to you more likely. Your feelings are valid and I understand this feeling, but this mindset helped me get over that. Of course, this may not work for everyone, and Jarvis pretty much already stated this, but just know that you are not alone and it is more likely you are safe than not. Videos and movies don't change the percentage of that happening.
@emeraldeyeball2002
@emeraldeyeball2002 3 года назад
I’m ashamed to admit that 9 year old me watched 7 second riddles
@midniteblud
@midniteblud 3 года назад
So you're like 11 now?
@randomperson2825
@randomperson2825 2 года назад
So you're 12?
@LittleIcarus
@LittleIcarus Год назад
Me too lmaoooo, but when I was like 12
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