ABDUCTION: Taylor Lautner's Worst Movie (@RebelTaxi) 

Yellow Hat Guy is best character.

This is like a Nickelodeon original movie with a higher budget and older rating

"But Nathan's dad ain't a rock star, Nathan's dad ain't shit, Nathan's dad would call his own wife daddy" Something you wanna talk about, Pan?

If there's one takeaway from this review, it's that action fight scenes are enhanced by SpongeBob narration.

Taylor Lautner's best role of all time is Sharkboy

I saw this movie and was like "Damn this sucks I gotta make a vid on it" Maybe I'll do more So Bad it's Good Movie Reviews.

"That's gross" -_Adam Sandler_

"It must be Ramadan, because he's gotta GO FAST" *sonic music starts playing* Best pun ever made

dabduction "I don't like that" - Sandler

"Look. He takes off a white shirt, and puts on a black shirt. That's symbolism." XD

"More awkward that to bring condoms at a familly reunion" "Nathan's dad would call his own wife daddy" -Pan Pizza, 2018

"That is one pissed-off chemistry teacher" Best synopsis of Breaking bad

Last time I was This early, Pan was still making a cartoon

Wait, this movie wasn't about aliens...? I feel betrayed

Oh no Pan is going CN real on us.

The part with Patrick screaming during the fight was hilarious. XD

You know dabbing is bad when even Adam Sandler say's it's gross.

I remember that Cartoon Network show MAD doing a parody of this movie. It was called Ab-duction, and the whole joke was that Taylor was harassing random celebrities with abs by asking if they were his real parents.

19:06 I was hoping with all of my heart you'd splice in a JASON at that part and you delivered.

the spongebob clips x'D

Remember that awful Vampires Suck movie and how it still got a ton of popularity because of the anti-twilight craze? 2010 was wild.

I remember back in highschool we all had a field trip to a college and then we all went to a movie. It was this movie and at throughout the movie somebody yelled "Turn into a werewolf". At the end I said "Boy that sucked"

Taylor: "If you're the CIA, then what's my real name?" CIA dude: "Nathan Price." Pan: "Damn." I died.

THE MANIAC’S IN THE AMTRAK

Just an average kids that looks 25+ years old

Even adam sandler thinks dabbing is gross

What surprises me the most is how much knowledge Pan knows about Taylor Lautner

the cut from the kiss scene to the train entering the tunnel, that's symbolism that rivals even Neon Genesis Evangelion

That "dramatic" music made me laugh.

What was that video of Adam Sandler dissing Taylor on dabbing. I need to see that

Oh sweet new shoes.

I was an extra in this movie! Filmed in my hometown of Pittsburgh

I SAY ABDUCTION WITH MY DAD WHAT THE FUCK, I remember him going "it looks cool" and then sleeping after 30 mins

Is- is that *LIVE ACTION* On *MY REBELTAXI* *PAN FAKE A COUGH ON YOUR NEXT VIDEO IF YOU’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED*

despite not an animation review, this was one of the funniest review of the show, it was like old school Nostalgia Critic, before the bad skits.

14:52 this had me crack up more than it should've, omg

He’s the guy that played Shark Boy, right? Let’s be honest, has Taylor Lautner ever been in a good movie in general? After reviewing his IMDB, the only good movie he’s listed in is Shark Boy and Lava Girl

I can't believe I didn't hear about this movie until now with all the so bad it's good crap I've seen. Speaking of which, the first part of Pan's story mode is out and I'm currently uploading part 2 so it'll be out today. Warning: It's hot garbage. I sure do hope Pan sees the whole thing when it's out.

That dude really aimed a revolver at a sniper that was super far

Feliz ano nuevo. My keyboard is american so that's spanish for happy new anus.

That fan art at 11:26 is hands down, the best Pan Pizza fan art I've ever seen!

9:28 "oh no my balloons!" Never has there been a more perfect use of that line from the spider man 2 game

I only remember the MAD cartoon parody for this movie

I remember my dad really enjoyed this movie, I was never sure why because I thought it was ridiculous but then I remembered my dad works for the Amtrak police

This is honestly one of Pan’s best videos. The timing of the jokes get me every time!

'That is one pissed off chemistry teacher.'

13:20 - 15:50 was some of the funniest shit pan has ever edited together.

That age-progressed Taylor Lautner picture looks like one of those puppets from Team America World Police

19:19 Damn, Russell Crowe’s singing has certainly improved since Les Miserablés

Dream dream dream dream dream dream...

19:45 Why is it always so satisfying to hear the tf2 revenge sound?

"That slick rick dabbed to his death" is an underrated line

Papa Pan back with another review

13:24 not sure why but I found that sound effect you added to be a lot more funny than it should be. Also the way you edit things in general is amazing

"condoms...family reunion" wait what

I learned this movie because of that MAD skit.

The whole recognizing yourself on a missing child website was a pretty good concept. Should've dropped the spy stuff and keep it a thriller.

That fucking Doug "bomb in the lasagna" transition was fucking seamless. Good job.

"And when I'm finished, you'll be responsible for the death of every friend you have on Facebook." You can blow up my house and the people that raised me and you can threaten to kill me , but spare my Facebook friends.

*SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAD* I'm so glad you put that in

Why does every shitty action movie always have the Russians as villains lmao

Pan I loved this. You need to do more of these.

" Oh I don't like , I don't like seeing you doing that , that's gross" - Adam Sandler's response to dabbing

"I'm crash and these are the boys." "Is that girl a boy too?!" "Yes."

So this is what happened to sharkboy huh , it's good to finally know they continued his story from sharkboy and lavagirl.

Didn't expect the Luke Vader scene Lol. I thought you were going for Patrick screaming "LOOK AT IT!" in the movie theater.

Pan, you could have reviewed Shark boy and Laca girl. You could have reviewed the best bad movie of all time and brought justice to all Hispanics by reviewing a Robert Rodriguez movie. Review a Robert Rodriguez movie and fulfill your destiny

This rebeltaxi video is with out a doubt the best and most hilarious video he has ever done to date he should do another one of these

"Oh no my balloons" Oh noooooo dooctoorrr cooonnooorrs claaaaas

I love how the "Chemistry Teacher" takes off his prescription glasses like he's either Clark Kent or as if he just witnessed something amazing. I know it's not the latter so that fuck must've been Russian Soviet Superman, saving the motherland from scum that makeout on trains, I was rooting for him the whole time though no lie. There is just something very satisfying seeing the guy that every girl back in my Middle School fell in love the moment Twilight came out get his ass BEAT hard in his own movie. It's almost like his dad wanted to embarass him, because Lautners actually a very talented martial artist. Shame this movie didnt display that. I wouldnt have minded a cool kung-fu action packed flick and not... Whatever this is supposed to be???

18:00 was that Nick Nocturne just then?

Pan your editing is gr8, the fight scene on the train w/ the Patrick audio had me DED

“It must be Ramadan because he’s gotta go fast.” *Que Sonic Adventure Battle 2 music*

The "oh sweet, new shoes!" part really caught me off-guard

The train going in and out of the tunnel omggggg. XD That and the Spongebob narration did it for me! While I hope animation will always be your main topic, a few live actions sprinkled in never hurt anyone! Nice work!

I really liked the editing you did on this video, it really spiced things up, i liked it a lot ^^

16:06 One of the best jokes in the video

It seems like Taylor's best acting comes out when he's just being a goofy party dude...That may just be because he might be that in real life

I hope this video blows up, I feel its one of Pan's best.

I hope you do more of these Pan Pizza.

I would like to make the suggestion of looking at the series Chaotic it was similar to Yugioh in that it was a show with a real world card game, except it had a fully integrated online version in the early 2000's the show was made by 4kids and I remember liking it, it ended due to 4kids wanting more money thus trying to sue the original game creator for full ownership

0:50 this literally just happened in NY, kid found out he’s been missing since 2005

PAN, I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS. They're always the best part of my Tuesday. KEEEEEEP IT UPPPPPPPP

This is the best editing you have ever done :)

I love that you used Seto Kaiba's hacking theme for the covert scenes.

Even The Room is better than this mess

this is literally one of my favorite videos ever 😭

This was hilarious Pan. Just Hilarious. You have to do more!

18:28 THATS PROBABLY THE DUMBEST JOKE I HEARD BUT I CANT STOP LAUGHING

Love this cartoon

18:30 anyone see the guy with the yellow finger try to help Taylor by blocking the guy from running up the stairs? 😂

The editing skills have really improved this year and I appreciate it. Nice work!

John Singleton’s final film. Let that just sink in.

0:09 I agree with Adam Sandler. That hurt to say.

This was amazing pan. Please do more!

Please continue this series! I love it!!

From tha director of Boyz in Da Hood

Oh, hey it's Sharkboy.

Pan, your edits on this video were on point! Keep up the good work!

Oh man, adding that audio from Sponge Bob during the fight on the train was halarious! Great job done! :)