British Airways Scandal and White Uber Drivers - Josh Johnson - Comedy Cellar - Standup Comedy

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@JoshJohnsonComedy 9 месяцев назад

Hi Friends! I just added some last minute shows in St. Louis and Indianapolis next month! Tickets are available at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour

@TheHomeman 9 месяцев назад

When will you be in Cleveland?

@Stellaaahhh 9 месяцев назад

Aw, you must've come to SF already this yr and I MISSED EET!!! WAH!

@karmaisabeeyatch412 9 месяцев назад

Sweet! I can maybe catch the St. Louis show. Just don't tell Joleen Lunzar that I came to your show and missed hers. lol Cali isn't my scene

@angelakae5123 9 месяцев назад

Dude, when you playing SF Bay Area??

@carolford6342 9 месяцев назад

Yassss

@GuerrillaGorilla023 9 месяцев назад

I need this dude to have a local news hour😂

@keybrewer82 9 месяцев назад

That would be epic!!!!!

@kahlilmangroo3047 9 месяцев назад

Trevor noah ran from it and he was great maybe he would to

@forrestwhittakerseye 9 месяцев назад

Daily show is loading…

@Breadful1 9 месяцев назад

Fo real

@jasonjohnson4803 9 месяцев назад

Great idea, his personal recap of the news..

@jimbozium 9 месяцев назад

Dude is prolific. One of my favorites doing it now.

@do_yohomework 9 месяцев назад

Facts

@K0h4ku42 9 месяцев назад

For real. So talented. Easily among the best of the generation . Already.

@gingerhitzke9185 9 месяцев назад

Agreed!

@sandracastle42 4 месяца назад

@jimbozium Mine as well

@jjunture 9 месяцев назад

Just realized I’ve been watching this cat do standup for 8 years. Back then he was impossible to search for online because there’s like 42,000 people named ‘Josh Johnson’… love his success for so many reasons, including the fact that he is much easier to Google now.

@lizturner267 9 месяцев назад

Josh is like a sprinkle of sunshine on a rainy day. Mixing smart comedy with silly comedy is my favourite, Josh has made it an art!

@deedeesaidso5910 9 месяцев назад

yesss

@caitcc89 9 месяцев назад

He really is the perfect combo of smart and silly!

@shnast-tv2 8 месяцев назад

And he's so polished. Like a vet. He's like if Donald Glover kept doing comedy instead of music and acting

@lizturner267 8 месяцев назад

@@shnast-tv2 I have a sneaking suspicion we’re going to get to see Josh doing lots in the future too!

@aidenguex1041 9 месяцев назад

As a white Uber driver, I approve this message 😂😂🎉

@Rhekon 9 месяцев назад

Emarosa? *tips hat*

@moonill 9 месяцев назад

How are things goings?

@vinividivici7774 9 месяцев назад

SHE TOOK EVERYTHING

@moh7136 9 месяцев назад

@@vinividivici7774 😮🤣🤣

@Siansonea 9 месяцев назад

Are you more of a Tyler or a Spencer?

@sarahhale-pearson533 9 месяцев назад

Took an 8 hour flight next to an off duty pilot once ( in between shifts driving the thing), he drank with suicidal determination, like he hated his liver….

@mimij5015 8 месяцев назад

This "thirsty" pilot joke had me cracking up when I was exiting the plan. The pilot was just standing there. 😂

@nerissalee7986 2 месяца назад

They totally do that 😆 I like it though lol

@arganiaspinosa9122 2 месяца назад

@@nerissalee7986 Me too. 🥺 I thank them. I am happy to be at my destination in one piece. Some people are not so fortunate.

@ThatDamnRaccoon 9 месяцев назад

Josh has gotten so comfortable on stage it’s great ! ❤

@kw9568 9 месяцев назад

What??? Do you know how long he's been doing comedy?

@TartarusHimself 9 месяцев назад

@@kw9568do you think that invalidates the statement?

@kw9568 9 месяцев назад

@@TartarusHimself it doesn't make sense

@Wrightinottaw 2 месяца назад

I noticed, too. I've seen some of his early stuff. He balling now.

@emilyeggert7255 9 месяцев назад

I appreciate Josh pointing out federal workers don’t get paid during government shutdowns. One of my family members / parents is a federal employee and this was the exact concern for this past week, it’s easily one of the most annoying things about working for the government and makes it difficult for families just trying to go about their lives together. Unfortunately no one ever thinks about it.

@happytoday333 8 месяцев назад

Politicians should. I felt like last time when Trump shut it down that the Republican party should have been sued by a collective of the government workers. It's absolutely disgusting to hold all those workers to ransom for a political party to get what it desires. I can't believe any of them actually voted Republican after that.

@imaginempress3408 8 месяцев назад

I think it ought to be added to the ballot for 2024 at the national level. If government shuts down, NOBODY in Congress gets one dime and their insurance coverage gets shut off until the government is up and running. When my spouse was a teacher on strike decades ago and I was very pregnant the school district was going to shut off our health insurance. Let all the dirtbag millionaires sitting in Congress deal with that.

@JDMimeTHEFIRST 8 месяцев назад

Yeah, the senate and Congress shouldn’t get paid. Of course, they wouldn’t pass that law, would they? People should protest and force it.

@imaginempress3408 8 месяцев назад

@@JDMimeTHEFIRST exactly my thoughts.

@theoskiev6377 5 месяцев назад

Government workers should unionize and strike if and when the government shuts down. Folks would pay attention then

@ZatomiAwake 9 месяцев назад

Josh is GRINDING these sets. Dropping more comedy over the last 6 months than some comedians do in a year or two.

@myonie22 9 месяцев назад

I can definitely see him hosting the Daily Show.

@belliott88 9 месяцев назад

Give this man his own late night show already! Damn, he’s good.

@killerblingxbl 9 месяцев назад

He's too real. Ferguson and Conan were the last non-puppets.

@clicheguevara5282 9 месяцев назад

@@killerblingxbl You're damn right about that.

@ljackson24 9 месяцев назад

Amen!! The late night sector needs some young blood. He’s perfect!

@csainphor 9 месяцев назад

He's a writer for the daily show

@nadiaw978 8 месяцев назад

Daily show

@LeslieDugger 9 месяцев назад

This man is always in danger… we must keep him safe.

@kayleighgroenendal8473 9 месяцев назад

I want my specific tax dollars to go toward a secret service agent for Josh.

@lmnopgr 9 месяцев назад

pigeons, bats, sloping roofs, bad dates… PLEASE for the love of god keep him safe!!

@libbybollinger5901 9 месяцев назад

@@lmnopgrThe KKK too.

@nylalady3509 4 месяца назад

Like a national treasure

@janethoward2155 3 месяца назад

😂😂😂😂Save Josh😮

@dylanmaxey2531 9 месяцев назад

Everytime I watch Josh's comedy the more I am impressed and hooked on his view of the world. Keep your head straight and good friends close, young man you are so gifted.

@CrocodilePile 9 месяцев назад

While I was earning my pilot's license my instructor told me, "In the future there's going to be a Pilot and a DOG in the cockpit. The Pilot will be there to keep the passengers calm. And the DOG will be there to bite the Pilot if he tries to touch anything." Side note for context: In some places like Europe (but not the US) the plane is allowed to land itself on autopilot. In the US autopilot is turned off 50 feet above the ground.

@devaapurna608 9 месяцев назад

Oh God, now you've done it. I am an 87 year old grandma in Portland Oregon - and as Lenny Bruce's mother used to say (when he was little) about him "knows too much already." You reveal, - outside USA - "We land on autopilot." (?????) No please, sir, or madam.🤪🙄🙏🙏🙏😘

@celiashen5490 9 месяцев назад

Chewbacca and Han Solo in an alternate universe.

@atheisticcreature 8 месяцев назад

@@devaapurna608 Most planes are still landed without autopilot as long as the weather conditions allow it. Also not every airport is suitable for autolands.

@aya9af Месяц назад

😂

@do_yohomework 9 месяцев назад

Josh was always hilarious but he is working his way to being one of the greats. Who else putting out this much new material this consistently. And REAL material, some of these comics can’t even put out new crowd work every week

@ljackson24 9 месяцев назад

EXACTLY!! And not just any content, AMAZING content.

@sassyloc 9 месяцев назад

This adorable young man, is soo talented!!!! He has quickly became one of my favorites.

@ekdaufin1485 9 месяцев назад

At ANY age!

@faith1780 8 месяцев назад

He’s older than me, and even I think of him as an adorable young man. So sweet and like the little big brother everyone loves. I just wanna pinch his cheeks and bake him a cake 🤣

@nnnnbeennnnbee 9 месяцев назад

I was fortunate to meet this young man Wednesday October 4th on the C train….. couldn’t believe it…..very humble mild mannered gentleman. I told him I check him on RU-vid on the regular. God Bless him. I would like to know where he performs so I can see him again.

@jf7098 9 месяцев назад

The type of funny Josh is can't be taught. He's naturally hilarious. Easily one of my favorite comedians

@ROLYx209 9 месяцев назад

Watching Josh Johnsons arc has been fucking amazing ❤

@kw9568 9 месяцев назад

Whats an arc?

@SSJ0016 9 месяцев назад

@@kw9568 A segment of a circle that is both greater than 0 radians and less than 2π radians.

@kw9568 9 месяцев назад

@@SSJ0016 what??? Im lost. You hv a PowerPoint presentation you can show me? 😅😅😅

@sechabatheletsane9784 9 месяцев назад

@@kw9568lmao that dude trolling so hard😂😂 an arc in this context is a basically a segment in a storyline.

@frentz7 9 месяцев назад

catfishing the KKK ..

@AllFlimmits 9 месяцев назад

When Jay Pharoah said that if dogs could talk, they would sound like Dave Chappelle, he forgot to say that puppies would sound like Josh Johnson.

@BrianDMorton 9 месяцев назад

Two in one week? This man is on 🔥

@leonelcadet3833 9 месяцев назад

Netflix, this guy deserves an hour special. LETS GO. Edit: You know what make it your first two hour special.

@clydejohngeorge4535 9 месяцев назад

Apparently he just got one on Peacock!

@leonelcadet3833 9 месяцев назад

@@clydejohngeorge4535 searching right meow. Thank you so much.

@sheltonalexander6785 9 месяцев назад

First question they ask you while interviewing for plane school is how good are you at dodging clouds.

@tiffanyanderson9437 9 месяцев назад

😂😂😂

@janeeyre1990 9 месяцев назад

"Plane school" > "aviation academy"

@muferguson 9 месяцев назад

How does one man write this much material and never miss?

@derrickbailey5167 9 месяцев назад

Probably because he don’t have to write it down, off the cuff humor is the best, I have a couple of people around me that are brilliant and spontaneous. 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

@a.b.creator 3 месяца назад

He's a genius.

@frankkollar2278 9 месяцев назад

I once met a dude who worked for TSA not only was he a nice guy but he showed up to a party with a hand truck full of liquor bottles… Cheers!!

@RaggamuffinForever 9 месяцев назад

I hope Josh gets the recognition he deserves because😂❤🎉

@robins.9700 7 месяцев назад

"What happened? Was there a terrorist on board the plane?" "Kinda." 😂😂😂😂😂

@najfopsp 8 месяцев назад

When I moved to the USA, seeing Josh walking on the streets of New York in the wintertime, was my first celebrity sighting! I just started smiling as I remembered his jokes...and the second was Damon Wayans.

@alisonlevity 9 месяцев назад

JJ's is the show we need: him as younger self and his 3 moms

@longlivedemocracy756 9 месяцев назад

Did he say 3 moms? I heard three women.

@TCt83067695 9 месяцев назад

@@longlivedemocracy756I needed him to expand on that a bit

@longlivedemocracy756 9 месяцев назад

@@TCt83067695 I agree. I just naturally assumed a mom and two sisters, but it could be any combination of females 🤔

@lovehumiliteec6766 9 месяцев назад

Mom, grandmother, and aunt

@larryfoster8820 9 месяцев назад

Lol for some reason when you said I was raised by three women + snapped + lifetime = makes sense to me lol love it

@yuflysolo1833 9 месяцев назад

"Oh, this bih think she goin' to Aruba. Not today. Not on my watch." (straightens lapel) 💀

@TheBasher-_- 9 месяцев назад

Tbh being a pilot is so stressful, your flying 300 soul's through the air at 600mph and theres a pilot shortage so theyre working alot. Im suprised some of em can even do it sober. Bcuz Sober Pilots did not win WW2 😂

@littlewoodimp 9 месяцев назад

300 souls, and 4 of them are aggressively demanding to speak to the manager. Right now. This instant.

@KOKO-uu7yd 8 дней назад

WW2 - won by crazed, functional alcoholics! 😅

@mrpepperidgefarms 9 месяцев назад

I really like this dude.... he leaves the options open..... Anything can happen with his stand-up.... Kinda the way life works

@rosemarywilliams9969 3 месяца назад

"Not on my watch"!😂😂 So True!

@carstenpfundt 9 месяцев назад

Josh... you have a new 10 minutes every week and i love every set. You are a MACHINE

@trinut3760 9 месяцев назад

Gotta love how his skit goes from "women should punch men more", and that works into them shooting their husbands less.

@ejgrass04 9 месяцев назад

Josh coming with the heat again. The best standup content on youtube right now🔥🔥

@ljackson24 9 месяцев назад

I’ve been obsessed with him since I found him. He’s definitely on his way to being an icon & I’m here for it 💯💯💯💯

@GeminiJune0608 16 дней назад

I'm also obsessed with him!! He's funny😂😂😂

@rowana2177 9 месяцев назад

The sheer amount of new content you release is just incredible. Keep it up!

@teenygozer Месяц назад

If Jish did an hour standup, it would feel like 10 minutes and would leave you wanting more.

@deborahklekamp956 9 месяцев назад

Just found josh johnson. The absolute 1st young comedian that made me laugh out loud in years. Thank you Josh.

@katboss4886 9 месяцев назад

Like button everyone! Let’s build his algorithm

@andy_mir 9 месяцев назад

love watching you, I can see you genuinely are having fun and laughing along, feels like friends chatting and joking around not a 'show'

@jennifercook6497 2 месяца назад

I've been working on aircraft for thirteen years, and I can one hundred percent say that all that stuff does work. All the switches, knobs, boxes, computers, etc, all work. They definitely have no business being drunk and high trying to fly those things! The only reason they do is to cope with the immense amount of pressure and anxiety they feel having the lives of others in their hands.......

@sammaysam8953 8 месяцев назад

One of my last Uber drivers was a woman and I played therapist on a 20 minute ride. I literally broke down her childhood from her dad's unaliving himself to why she picks shit men and put money on the dudes books and nailed him out of jail. Her eureka moments was worth it

@WynnWynn-gl3fk 2 месяца назад

But most guys are 💩 anyway

@QuantumKatmusic 5 месяцев назад

Honestly Josh you could absolutely do a comedy news show and kill it , you're great at relaying all this stuff as well as your experiences in life , in the most hilarious ways 😂

@sandracastle42 5 месяцев назад

I collect comedy videos to watch when I’m stressed. Why haven’t I seen Josh before this week? His jokes, his delivery are hilarious. He’s filling up my comedy playlist.

@CraigTargett 9 месяцев назад

lol you're killin it man! keep it up, been following you for years brotha

@ekdaufin1485 9 месяцев назад

Me too!

@gothadritha13 9 месяцев назад

TSA employee- why you got so much lotion Josh's future reply- because im black and i cant afford to be ashy

@bajaharry4979 9 месяцев назад

Josh you are killing it bro! ❤

@redmoondesignbeth9119 8 месяцев назад

LOVE your comedy. Been watching for years. I got a Taco Bell story. For 30 years I quit eating it. I mean, WTF IS Taco Bell??? Then last summer I got an invite to my 50 year High School Reunion...a tiny school in the middle of an Indiana Cornfield. I hadn't seen anyone since I graduated. I didn't go but got in touch with the person in charge. Carol sat in front of me in most of my classes. SHE was the Taco Bell Chef. Those were HER secret recipes.

@fernandaalario5091 4 месяца назад

I just discovered this guy and so happy I did, I get to binge watch everything. He’s hilarious! 😂

@KristineMaitland 2 месяца назад

Alabama Brawl will blow your mind.

@michelekihiu 2 месяца назад

"I'll take a drunk discount." 😄😂

@debbiewilliams151 2 месяца назад

"A button that says 'fly'." I am dying here!! 😅😂

@jashanestone 9 месяцев назад

As someone who've worked at LGA ( LaGuardia Airport) and closely with pilots, these past couple of years, and as one of them, from the same truck driving school, has told me? The planes fly and land themselves. The pilots only take off.. So you are correct about the planes "flying themselves".. 😂😂😂

@RegretWhisperer 9 месяцев назад

can confirm. i worked in autopilot and unmanned aviation software and the pilots are there as a backup for the autopilot system

@Donut_Sprinkle 9 месяцев назад

"Somehow warm water"🤣🤣🤣

@sessasidney 9 месяцев назад

You do alone the same job that Late Night Shows have a whole room full of people to do! You are amazing!!!

@Sporting1210 3 месяца назад

i was thinking "he got raised by a single mom and she must be hillarious" for a while now and just like that i got - kinda - confirmation. The way he gestures and does "the stare" is such a tell.

@bridgettprice9140 9 месяцев назад

Josh, you should be the new face of The Daily Show. I like your delivery when you say news, political or economic centered jokes. I like you!

@Just999Me 9 месяцев назад

ooh i could see him with the daily show. hopefully he does get it or something like that. At this point I need his perspective & humor on the daily. this world is bleak as is.

@TheSongwritingCat 9 месяцев назад

The flow to this set was fantastic. It also felt like topics Josh cared about and not just stuff in the news lately.

@zigarettenbruch6999 9 месяцев назад

Pilots party like rockstars... If a pilot or flight attendant ever invites you to an afterparty, go to that party!

@SSJ0016 9 месяцев назад

This is true. I have partied with a retired air force pilot who flew for delta (he is now also retired from delta, but was still flying at the time). From him I learned the term "12 hours bottle to throttle" and he was dead serious about it (thankfully!). Dude knew how to party for sure.

@shoumikghosal 9 месяцев назад

Dear Josh, I hope you know that we absolutely love you. Hope to see you grow bigger and perform in India someday 😊

@kitchensinkchronicles3272 9 месяцев назад

always killing it with these sets man, i look forward to these videos :)

@accidental-life 9 месяцев назад

Honestly, before my epilepsy hit me, I had flown a couple planes and they are pretty easy. They weren't commercial jets but the landing was the hardest part and it's just a little nerve-racking not too bad or hard at all.

@leinapeterson7968 9 месяцев назад

Literally the funniest man on RU-vid

@THEchiQ 8 месяцев назад

I once had a customs officer, who gave me a hard time at the border, turn up in the bar where I worked. I carded him. He was underage. We exchanged some lighthearted banter before I kicked him out. He thought he was going to get a pass for a while there…

@Ms.Delphine1204 9 месяцев назад

“So anyways, when you look past them, which I always do…” 😅😅😅

@DrBlackJesus 9 месяцев назад

This man is my thoughts with comedic discipline. I love it

@kayleighgroenendal8473 9 месяцев назад

I just learned that 1/2 sized joints are called dog-walkers 😂

@cmiro3069 9 месяцев назад

I purposely watch Snapped in front of my husband when I'm pissed at him. Keeping him on his toes! 😂

@xlady7772 9 месяцев назад

FACTS TSA STOOPED AND CHECKED MY CPAP WITH A STICKER LIKE IT WAS A BOMB😢 HAD TI RECLEAN IT TO USE IT 😢

@christinah6532 9 месяцев назад

Watching this at an airport, highly sus of my pilot now 😂

@blacktacular503 9 месяцев назад

My absolute favorite right now... Come to Portland and I'll make sure errybuddy comes out

@aneesahcarson4316 9 месяцев назад

😂😂😂 I truly enjoy watching your shows.

@ChristineMarie29 9 месяцев назад

Great show Josh!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

@Daman3tm 9 месяцев назад

This man is an absolute KING!

@ruthwindham1554 9 месяцев назад

Pilots be THIRSTY!

@annie1561 9 месяцев назад

I once got into i debate with a tsa agent over whether potato salad is a paste - meanwhile we DID AGREE it was in fact POTATO SALAD. THIS is the problem with tsa.