BATWOMAN 2x03 REVIEW | DON'T DO IT! DON'T EVEN THINK IT! 

Thorias: "If you thought I was taking prisoners before..." Me: *So his arc this season is to turn into deathstroke...*

Thorias: Watches these so we don't have too Me: Never planned to watch it anyway

When Kate Kane's boots are too big for you to fill you're probably in the wrong career.

The black woman has "spent lots of time around criminals". How is that not an insulting stereotype?

We should let Thorias stop while he's ahead, this clearly isnt good for his health😂

i love how he finds a plothole in basically every scene

This show is slowly turning Thorias into the Joker 🃏 .

$10 says that if Kate is alive and Ruby Rose somehow comes back, she’ll go on a diatribe about how Ryan is the only person worthy to wear the Batsuit and make it all about her being gay, black and a woman... calling it now

The possibility of Kate coming back is like the rumbling arc from attack on Titan, just without the emotions, worry or excitement to accompany it.

I'm glad "Batwoman" exists; the stupider it gets, the more Thorias blows up...

The Retcon is powerful in this episode.... BTW - Ryan traveled high enough in criminal circles to know who Victor was, but she was TOTALLY framed for anything that she was accused of doing! You know who else is totally innocent? Every thief, rapist, and murderer in jail!

3:10 short Zaasz Bio: He was originally the son of extremely rich individuals who died in an accident, resulting in Zaasz blowing all the money to try and cope with the depression. Eventually he got into gambling and after killing a debt collector to stay alive he basically went insane and believed all life is evil or that killing a person was the greatest mercy he could give. To that end he became a serial killer who would carve a Talley mark into his body, with the end goal being to keep going until he runs out of space, planning to reserve marks under his eyelids for Batman. In short he's a crazy serial killer who uses his body like a scorecard.

This costume doesn’t scream black. I would say it screams comic-con cosplay, but comic-con cosplay has actually effort.

She's gonna do it. There's no shadow of a doubt that she will.

I'm so sorry Thorias, but your suffering is enjoyed by many.

Just like Joker, if Scarecrow found out people were messing around with his fear toxin, this would royally piss him off and a Z-List villain like Alice would be killed very, very fast.

If everyone in Gotham had Mary's work ethic, there wouldn't be time for crime to be committed.

I fricking loved the Bernie Meme in the background for a few seconds. Really nice touch and it did not go unnoticed.

Clearly the batarangs missed, because they are still calibrated for white women.

I'm suprized Thorias isn't doing these reviews wearing a straight-jacket.

Anyone wanna bet Thorias is gonna be completely shaved by next episode review, sitting there with a straight jacket 🤣🤣

Why the Hell didn't the writers just make Mary a doctor at the start? If it was because of her age they could've just said she was a prodigy that breezed through Med school (we'd buy it) Sure she would still be art a Intern or Resident level and their are still legal issues with the clinic, but we the audience would have been more accepting of that rather than having a main character Literally pretending to be a doctor!

Remember in the first season of Arrow where Oliver, despite all his fighting skills, was always, you know, TRAINING?! Why dafuq doesn't this new Batma'am ever train to use the new 4king suit and gear?!! Her fumbling is straight BULLSHIT!!!

When I finally realized what was going on after I started watching 30 seconds in. My heart sank, and I have become extremely saddened.

Why does Thorias look like a stern father figure when he has glasses on.

"Every woman gets to be a millionaire." I really want this to happen to me.

We'll eventually find out that Alice orchestrated the plane crash. Calling it now. The writers are so bad they'll eventually transform the plot into a mobius strip :D

Have you ever heard the expression 'as smooth as a baby's bottom?' Thats probably why the cosmetic was called that

You don't give the writers enough credit... Everything Mary does from somehow being able to run an illegal clinic, gay bar and real estate firm at the same time... Can be explained with one simple explanation... MAGIC BLOOD!!!

Is it weird that i haven't seen a single episode of this show, but i have seen all of your 20 minute reviews on each episode.

RPGs aren't surface to air. The writers of the show goofed again. It would not have blown up mid air. Only when it hits an object. If it hit Batwo-man the explosion would have hurt Zsasz too.

I can hardly wait until Supercuck and Lois starts up on the CW. They may need to take Thorias away in a straight jacket.

Batwoman's writing room: Step 1: They are shown a picture of Zsaz and told he kills people and marks himself. Step 2: someone there says he kinda looks like agent 47 from the hitman franchise. Step 3: that's their new source material for the character.

Zsasz’s entire thing in the comics is the fact he cuts himself after every kill, to keep track so that’s actually accurate, but that’s not saying much it would be like saying a superman show/movie/game is accurate because he flew in it. These morons shouldn’t be congratulated for getting the absolute bare minimum right.

7:28 Mary is officially the Season 1 Alex Danvers of Batwoman

Oh god, I had to watch the zsasz scene in the beginning and when he first met the new batwoman. It is the funniest thing I seen in a while in the arrowverse.

19:45 I'm confused, wasn't Mary the one who thought Kate was still alive, and was not going to stop looking for her with Jacon?

If you are in parole aren't you supposed to stay out of bars and stay away from alcohol? I mean o have never been on parole so maybe i am wrong but i am pretty sure that is the case.

it's all Barry's fault for messing up the timeline, he destroyed the entire arrowverse XD

0:00-1:24 Oh yeah, she's totally gonna do it, even with Ruby Rose permanently gone from the show Caroline Dries just *can't* let Kate Kane die. Even when she should call it a day, she won't, her hubris will not allow it. And it's reflected in many of the characters, especially Kate. 3:34-4:34 Yes, shows Ryan is a *slightly* better character than Kate, yet notice the *subtle* hint of how Ryan can't fill Kate's boots. Not to mention it still shows how Kate can never fail, and if she does it's always someone else's fault so she can never improve. Shows that Dries still favors Kate over Ryan, she must be racist. 5:19-5:42 Yeah, even though she might've been tossed back in the clink for not showing up, she still let the dealer get away. Well, it's still better than Kate since she has a compelling reason, somewhat better anyway. 5:47-6:40 Just shows you put more thought into the show than the actual writers. Yeah, if someone tried this in the real world they'd be arrested before long, no way they could keep it a secret forever. 6:50-7:33 Precisely! Yet another gaping plothole the writers failed to notice. 8:04-8:26 Right! Gosh, comic Scarecrow never shared the fear toxin, yet every ne'erdowell in Gotham has it? Seriously? Just shows the writers don't take this seriously either. 8:30-8:43 Wait, wait wait wait wait. You mean the Crows don't have technical experts who can hack into Kate's phone can get the info Jacob needs? Seriously? Heck, those people are required for the police force, why not a military operation like the Crows? I mean does any of the writers have any idea how such organizations operate? Seriously? 8:44-9:20 Oh please, they're really stretching to make Alice look more competent than she actually is. Wasn't she trying to escape Safiyah near the end of season one, hence why she and Mouse promised to leave Gotham forever if Kate left them be? Man, the writers have the worst memory of anyone I know. 9:33-9:41 Yea, a real assassin would've killed Sophie so there'd be no witnesses, heck they would've probably killed Alice there and then for double-crossing Safiyah (twice now), yet she lets Alice talk into bringing her to Safiyah instead? 12:23-12:54 So, unless Alice can be in two places at once, that plot thread makes no sense whatsoever. Par for the course of this show. 12:55-13:04 *RIGHT!* And we're supposed to believe her, why? Just because she's a woman? 13:10-14:11 Yeah, Ryan is a person and Kate is... Kate. Basically.

Zsasz would have to be female in order for the trumpet to be an effective weapon against Batwhamen.

I had to go back and see if i had miss the bernie in the spotlight behind Thorias, but no, he randomly switched to it the sneaky bastard. 18:27

By the way you want to see zsasz written well. Watch Gotham where they’re he acts like how he should. And if you’re wonder thorias yes the scars on zsasz body is actually a thing he does in the comic so he can remember how many people he killed

Seriously? They just can't let go of Kate Kane? Y'know, I think it's pretty racist that they have this bold new black Batwoman yet they still can't bring themselves to let her replace the old boring white Batwoman.

Just to let it be know. Mary's old company now has a cure that can cure everything. Even for a superhero show that is possibly too much for this show to handle.

Zsasz's RPG has a rocket back blast that would have burned a hole in the wall behind him.

Somehow, they made the cheap-looking batsuit look even cheaper. Also, no matter how hard they try, Ruby Rose is not coming back. She is g-o-n gone and I get the feeling it was *not* amicable.

Batwoman Show runner: I hate the "bury your gays trope" Me: Then why did you write your previous lead out of the series with a Fucking plane crash

Didn't even realize this train wreck was back on air. Thorias is far more entertaining than the actual show!

"It's as if the episode is badly written or something...." unpossible... lol

After watching the intro i think Thorias is 2 batwoman episodes away from turning into the Joker.

21st! Thanks, Thorias! But now seek Dr. Az for medical counseling IMMEDIATELY.

I like thorius audible his readings makes it more exciting than the actual show it's giving me the ole school stories over the radio vibes.

I love how you put 100x the effort into making these reviews than the writers put in the show.

I would love to have Thorias end up on Batwoman as a legit villian. His backstory is a RU-vidr that snapped covering BatWoman in Gothem.

Even audience reactions on Rotten Tomatoes has Batwoman sinking faster than the Titanic. The critics are gushing, you know, "Stunning & Brave".

This was exactly the laugh I needed this morning. Your opening was great Thorias, like you're bringing all your rage under control to hit this show with the finishing strike when the time is right. I hope EFAP brings you on for an episode soon, seems like you need a chance to laugh at this show with friends before the sheer stupidity of it makes the connections between your brain cells break down. You bringing up how far they've gone with the bias and views they're pushing on the show so far, I worry the end of the season will just be unbearable trite rather than something that's entertaining, at the VERY least, for how it can be mocked. Did all the RU-vid things, good luck beating that algorithm.

Damn, Zasz has real potential. That's like setting a D color diamond in a dog turd band.

Oh boy, he's unhinged. This is gunna be good 🤣

Good to know this is non-canon fan-fiction.

Rage Button Engaged!

He’s really passionate about the genre.

After Joker watched the show: Joker: "NNNNOOOOO!!" **Play Crub Your Enthusiasm Ending Credits**

How did she afford a CT scanner? And how does she afford the radiologists to read yhe scans. It's not the doctors who.read an analyze thee scans. It takes a specialist. You take a patient to a lab. Talk about contaminating the work. You draw blood for specific tests. Base chemestry, hemologin, pathogen, or other tests. Each one with a different method. Again, you have specialists running the tests and reporting the results.

They said Desert Rose so many times i started singing Stings Desert Rose Song. Yalayyyyyaalaaaaay yeeelaayyeolay.

Guy: The suit is literal perfection. BatW: It will be when it fits a bipoc. Everyone else: ?!??..

“It’s like the episode is very poorly written.” 😂🤣😂🤣

i just looked up around 18:30 to see the Bernie signal... Almost needed a new keyboard "you need a permanent address or i will write you up" *youtube vanlifers have entered the chat*

Thorias thought "I'm going insane watching this batwuman." Thorias Feel "Ahh my heart call 9 uno uno, I'm about to explode."☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🔥🔥

Why is Ryan having parole problems even a thing? Just have Luke officially hire her as a personal assistant with company apartment. If the parole officer asks, just say Ryan saved Luke from from a mugging. Yeah, it is ripping of Batman Beyond (even more), but Batman Beyond is good, ripping it off can only improve this.

Hey, remember how Batwoman’s whole shtick in the comics is that she’s the member of the Batfamily that specializes in taking out supernatural crap? Why is CW making her slug it out with B to D-list hitmen?

That actor's name is Alex Morf. He was in the Daredevil series as the bowling ally assassin. He practically stole that episode too. Someone give Alex better stuff!

I heard they’re going to bring black mask onto this season. I wonder if they’re going to try to incorporate the birds of prey.

I remember in the Arrow, after 4 seasons when the Green Arrow finally put out a video to the public it was a big deal and risk. I guess they're skipping that with this show.

How this goddammned show is still on the air is one of the biggest fucking mysteries of the universe

First sec of the vid, Thorias' nose and mouth twitches...and you know you're in for a treat!

The reason why Zsasz is such a good actor? That's "The Shark in a human skin suit" assassin from Daredevil season 1. I remember how awesome his choreography was when he killed those gangsters at the bowling alley and with Daredevil.

If they even try butchering my favorite villain, the whole country is going to look like the end of the joker movie.

30:54-31:03 the fall into madness had reached stage 2. Stage 1 (season 1) insanity. Stage 2, denial turned to rage.

They cant even move on from Ruby Rose/Kate Kane character. Theyre desperately praying she comes back lol

Thanks for letting me know what happened in this episode. I literally fell asleep 20 minutes in. Literally....

Are there any male characters in this series (unless that mechanic guy) that are not bad guys or extras???

31:50 That's why I'm slightly relieved Oliver killed Ra's in arrow

The trumpet comment *pauses from laughter* such a deep cut.

Remember the Crisis aftermath ? With the alternate Beth ? That's how Alice acquired all the backstory I guess ... all the Alice alternatives merged into one :-)

Affirmative action-packed

Just saying this ... I have watched every review you have done of this show and have enjoyed them all. I have never watched a single episode of this show and have no plans to. Thank you for watching it so I don't have to. I hope they never cancel it so I can keep watching these reviews even though it means your sanity might spiral down to oblivion!

I have absolutely no plans whatsoever on watching this show, but I’m love watching these reviews watching him slowly turn to madness.

Look I’m black, gay, autistic, and a woman in Bible Belt south and I’m doing fine honestly. I haven’t had any homophobic slurs thrown at me, haven’t been unfairly arrested, and I’m not making 12.50 an hour. Idk what Ryan is doing but apparently she just has extremely bad luck

I will never watch the show, but the reviews are more entertaining.

[insert slow-building Mark Hamill Joker laugh] Perfect chaos.

"this city needs a Batwoman" uhm guys? Nightwing: No Red Robin: pass Oracle: nope Red Hood: FUCK NO rest of the BatFam that isn't Kate: were uhm . . . uh . . got a . . . a thing!! yeah that's right, a thing! we got a thing *runs away*

Your acting is better than the the show's.

33:39 So, Thorias, I take it you're dissatisfied with the show, am I reading that right??

He is going to shave his hair off again, isn't he? I remember that deranged look in his eye, it is the path to madness...

"Looking into a painting by Jack Napier"... I hope this means Joker is alive, and not Kate... So that he can come in and kill the entire cast.

Only people watching this are people making fun on it.

Also, firing off a rocket launcher in an enclosed space is a very bad idea. Just look it up why 🙂

Season 3: Ruby comes back, falls in love with the new batwoman. Now the two lovers fight evil by moonlight, and win love by daylight.

"to the illegal lab! Pull the illegal lever kronk" "Wrong lever!!!" XD couldn't resist