Batwoman Made Me Pass Away | Episode 1 | Tv REACTION 

More EFAP please.

Is this how dead yet

Why u dissin mystery m&ms like that??

Please refrain from using racist terms: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negroid

That batwoman chick is as small as my wife and there is no way she could overpower me. They really reaching in that show.

is this a sequel to batman christopher nolan seies?

Bastene 360 Solid God NO. That has nothing to do with this trash.

lmao this comment needs more likes

@@Bastene360Solid Bruh Nolan would've quit directing if he was in charge of any of Greg Berlanti's shows .

Batman left a child to die. Loool

Lol

😂😂

😂 😂 🤣

@Nicholas Rude - OMG. I literally laughed out loud. Comment of the day!

Haha perfect!

Zs

Not only that, but it looked like she was in JROTC, if she has senior airmen stripes on her sleeve. Jesus... they couldn't even get that right.

Don't forget, as the trailer and literally everything else in this dungheap of a show reminds us, "(SHE'S) A WOMAAAAAAN!" To SJW- femtards, that's all she needs to be better than both of them combined!

Oh so you skipped the part of her training with the league of assassin's for 5 years.

LMAO She's literally human Onision except for the child groomer part. JLongbone got it right!

@Etern4l I couldn't be more excited

Oh, well never mind, it’s back...

@@Kenitix finally

Lol, i see this comment on every batwhamen review....

It won't be cancelled cause its on the CW and look at the shit they have on their network and with Supernatural finally ending the need more shit shows

Well technically shes right. It's a woman taking credit for a man's work

@@okay207 u know, come to think of it...

@@okay207 LOL

And she's trying to sleep with batman's old girlfriends

Yeah trash

Actually would’ve been 10x more interesting lmao

You mean like man bat an enemy of batman

Somehow they would ruin that as well

Dr Shaym She needs more different colours in her hair.

Her bat screech is REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A year later - it’s still funny as hell.

@@TheDBZEDITOR 3 years later...we need more of these jokes lol.

I experienced my own death as a specter from beyond this dimension.

I have fallen, and have ascended...and have fallen again

I've reincarnated and now i'm typing through someone else's body .

I'm in another planet right now man.

What she really look like is Andy Black/Biersack from Black Veil Brides lol

How's you type this then? Your telling me that they have computers in the afterlife.

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@@bartholemeowthefirst I'm not at liberty to discuss the technological boom of the afterlife, but if I was, I'd say there's some neat shit back here.

@@iKazed okaaaay... I, don't even know how to respond to that...

iKazed 😂

Seriously wtf is that even supposed to mean???

That line makes me angry. HE'S A FUCKING BILLIONAIRE. WITH HIS OWN COMPANY. DAFUQ, does that NOT count with him making something with his life? He's more successful than *you* douchebag! Who thought that line would be okay to be uttered?

@@djdragondrawer9339 I am exceptionally mad that anyone put that line in. There's stupid writing, and then there's whatever the fuck *that* was.

MOM said it’s my turn on the Xbox!

Like what the f*** does that mean anyway?

Nice

Dragonstone Underrated comment.

I would be doing that anyway. Love me some crab cakes.

saw this was like.... what? yup..she looks like onision

Gender Neutral Barbie Doll.

Female fax machine

She talks like Onision too... My God... no wonder her acting's so terrible! She's playing the ONION BOY

i cant unsee it anymore XD

Thats seems to be more entertaining than what they gave us

Dr Shaym I watch that.

Yes, but does he have a human brain or is this just a nature documentary?

@@GnosticAtheist HA! Imagine if he had a human brain

...with chainsaw hands! Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Batman: aight imma out. *goes away.

You know how in Walmart you have the normal brand food and the great value food? This is the great value Harley Quinn

@@darkmatter1721 is that supposed to be a good thing

@@thelonelykid4734 depends on how tasty great value Harley Quinn is.

Trying to act like Hannibal and really shes just an edgy try hard.

She's the joker recided by memory from a person with short term memory loss

Scape Goat that would have been a better line, lol

It will when you fix this damn door

If I was Luke, I would totally have redone the suit to fit Brigette Nielsen. Ha!

Anorexic size

When it looks like an apron

He did. Also the bat-car-lifter. He didn't used it because he realised who was in the car. I swear you don't want to be in the same family christimas party as Kane

Physics doesn't work that way, even in comics.

I just now remembered that

@@3869426384 Spider-Man does it all the time. The initial web fails and he has to shoot another one in a split second to save whoever.

And Bruce would never just trust in the hook holding the car. He'd jump, use another to get stuck to the bridge and get the girl out of the car before leaving her safely in the bridge... AND THEN LEAVING.

tell that to the thousands of innocent people in Gotham's graveyards that are only there because of Batman. He could have saved them but he was too much of a coward.

@@dogsdreamtoo8427 I guess you're not bright enough for any kind of moral complexity, huh?

@@easolinas1233 I guess you have no idea what the word "moral" means, do you? Explain to me how killing thousands of innocent people is better than killing one psychopathic maniac who has had dozens of chances for redemption.

@@easolinas1233 You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? Pity

@@dogsdreamtoo8427 Wow you're shit at communicating. Just say that he should kill the Joker or some shit. It took me longer than it should have to figure out what the hell you were talking about.

She was awesome in the final Resident Evil movie.....when she got sucked into the giant fan 😆

I especially liked all the bits she wasn’t in.

Actual good meme usage 👌

Awesome meme🤣

A bout is not the same as about. But I, too, found the trunk thing very uncharateristic for the one and only Bat, not to mention that his MO includes guaranteed savings of the innocent, not just letting them help themselves out the door of a vehicle that' dangling off a bridge.

Simon Hansen And “Imma” isnt the same as “I am”, either, but you didn’t mention that, you fucking clod. They typed it how it’s colloquially said in the black community or by wiggers. What a weird correction to make

@@TheREALSimagination geeeee thanks 🤪🤪🤪

Also Jay, you know how this works: blackies come AFTAH the wommenz. It’s been like that since suffrage. So Urkel, here, went from Beefcake to dweeb in order to promote “IMMA WOMAAAAAAN!!” there.

@@Adorni They really neutered Batwing in this show...

It's official. Dreaming with MS-13 is better than this shit. xD

Open minded means leaving the borders and confines of the truth, in the case of the SJW crowd.

+Adorni Uh uh. Blackies come after the *black* women. FOR SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMME

I about pissed myself laughing at that one💀😂 🤣

Did you say "Man"?

And the worst thing is, they misspelled 'leave'. That's what the audience is doing. Leaving.

They could Just as easily put down: The Bat is back! It is like they don't even try.

@@teddyharvester beleave huh

@@djokealtena2538 Or they could easily put down Batman Returns...if you're going to redo the movies i mean...right?

Yep that's even including the original TV show where Adam West was wearing tights lol

Starbits7 BRUUUH her mask reminds me of the Adam West suit LMAO

I still don't understand why the head is so fucking round?!?!

It would look better on a three year old Damion Wayne

@@mizz_marvel543 Her head is tall and thin like a can, leaving lots of room for borrowing Bruce's brains.

Robert Krober jr. this needs more like

Yeah. Even keeping in mind that people didn't know he's Batman, Bruce successfully ran a multi- national corporation AND was a beloved philanthropist who supported a wide variety of worthy charitable causes. May this show be cancelled in a month, and all of its writers and creators never work in entertainment (Let alone anything involving a beloved superhero) again.

The character assassination is pointless

Fucking patriarchy, amirite?

Don’t mention the hypocrisy known as Batman: Hush

Still better than Batwoman though 🤣🤣

@@brubaker4867 We're talking the comic not whatever that movie was.

Tobito TV well if we were talking about the comic then he wouldn’t have mentioned Riddler

meanwhile in an alternative universe ..... Also batman : oh shit Harley Quin fell in the water I better go save her by going in the water!

Fuck this shit I'm out

Batman: "I can deal with any sort of problem villains throw at me, but i can´t compete against bad engineering"

What are you guys saying? That car was obviously 50x stronger then Superman and darkseid

Dragoner Productions What’s even sadder was that that DCEU batman was universally bashed as being a bad batman but still saves people which Batwoman can’t even get correct 🤔

Bree Larson never called any fanbase that, and she didn't attack anybody for being a white guy 😂 I know what you're talking about because I've seen the actual video, which you probably haven't.

@@heavenly2k yes she did.

@@heavenly2k… Uh huh.

Rommel Sánchez HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

Rommel Sánchez LMFAO

Jesus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Savage

It really is both hilarious and sad just how hypocritical and egotistical these people are.

The trailer made her look like an unlikable, hypocritical, idiot. And that was just a TRAILER! You're supposed to cut together the good bits, guys!

@@nobodyfromnowwhere7510 they don't care it's all about politics and $$

Cue She Hulk...Marvel giving tough competition now!

They’re acting like her being a girl is a big deal, or something unique (mainly seen in later episodes) Like are we just going to ignore the existence of Oracle, Spoiler, Orphan, and Bluebird??? You know, the FOUR other female hero’s in Gotham? Who’ve been there for years?

It'll probably climb up to 20-23% at best, but may stay there. Assuming Rotten Tomatoes doesn't completely tip the scales in its favor, but there's only so much tipping you can do from how low its at

I think its to low. That low means quality cringe. This was far worse, maybe a 30%.

Like it should be.

The critics are getting it a huge score while the audience isn't.

@@Nepthu Well, its 72% critic vs 10% public. However, its just 39 people versus 3400 public, so its pretty irrelevant.

*E;R

If they are non binary... we should be assuming she would be fitting anyway.

Bruuuhhh lol

SON. YOU WRONG FOR THAT 🤐....🤣😅🤣😅🤣😆 ok that was funny

"What gives you the right?!" "I'm not wearing maxi pads"

@@truthbetold9092 you guys are Killin me with these Eewwww, 🤣😅🤣😅

Haha golden comment. 👍

He would rather explode from a nuke to save a city than to live in Gotham with this Batwoman around.

he followed owlman to earth prime to prevent him destroying all reality.

exactly lmao you can tell the writers know nothing about him

If he knew this bitch was gonna steal his shit he probably would have kicked her ass in too. 😂

@Kenpachi Zaraki Exactly and some people say the show is good. This reaction alone says it all. Lool

They got Batman AND Batwoman herself wrong

Fritz Philogene II I know right! Batman would make 100% sure they were safe!

Nah it'll never happen

(At The CW writers room) Challenge Accepted!! (Meanwhile Bruce Timm and Paul Dini are facepalming so hard right now)

ikr? Batman would never, EVER, leave people to die in the car. He would try safe them somehow. That made me outrage inside.

I think you're right.

MOM said that it’s my turn on the Xbox

that was pretty much implied in the trailer so as much as i'd like you to be wrong, you're definitely right 😔

Gillette, the best that WOKES can get....( loses $8 billion) BATWAHMEN....."won't let a man take credit, blah , blah...( loses audience)

Meagan Wilson ^ this. As a white male, I wouldn’t mind watching a female hero in situations which made sense, but the writing is designed to show men as unequal. I can’t believe I was even excited for this. 😂

Don't you get it? It's because women are way stronger than men. Think for a second!

Fr batgirl from the arkham games makes her dope asf but she can still get het ass beat and does when joker gets her with a little thing called a pistol

@@benny2427 as a green gay frog I agree

The sad truth is that Ruby Rose probably has bigger balls than that soyboi.

EnchantingManiac I bet he made response because he’s so full of himself

Also, Batwoman was a heterosexual stranger who fell in love with Batman. She used her own wealth to work like Batman. Not only did they make Batman into a horrible character, but they made Batwoman worse.

even woke types don't like it. how do you fuck up THAT bad

CANON* WHY DOES EVERYONE FUCK THIS UP!?

The dissonance is painful to anyone reading comics right now and grew up watching him.... you can’t sell ...”Batman sucks “ unless you’re in the Batfamily and she is not

LOL I don't disagree, man.

Jennea Cubero God who thought we'd ever hear something like that and it be 100% true lol

@Winnie ̈Xi Jinping ̈ pooh "Could _of?"_

@Winnie ̈Xi Jinping ̈ pooh But aren't Captain Marvel and Bat-I'M-A-WO-MAANN!! in the same field?

Well I wouldn't say that this was any worse than Halle Berry's Catwoman to me they both were garbage but if I had to pick one to actually look at yes I would definitely pick the Halle Berry which I cannot stand to this day but between the two yeah I'd rather Halle Berry version

Dude, don't sh*t on the actress, every talented actor/actress has gone up a steep learning curve before they got better. But the show is lame at.

She can be the best actor ever but if the script and show is shit well even she can’t save it

The shade!! lol

1) It ends.... 2) uhhh......

You make some good points

Lmfao

The Gold Wolf porn parody rated PG13

Just missing the strap-on.

The Gold Wolf you give it too much credit, I’ve seen porn movies with better acting and characters.

Axel braun would definitely do better

There is an actual batwoman porn rom the 70s that is baffling. The bat pussy. Cinema snob reviewed it. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-mSyY57Mlmdw.html

Right? Even though I saw the trailer, I still expected her to say "when it fits me"... because it's just so odd to be so non-specific when you're stating a specific like that.

@@Dumbledoresarmy13 That's part of what makes it so cringeworthy honestly. "When it fits me" would show some ego which is kind of expected sometimes but ultimately makes some sense but, "When it fits a woman" just is an obvious "women are better than men" message being pushed. It's sacrificing character for the sake of pushing an agenda

Why not just make a new suit and leave the museum quality relic in it's glass case, where it's owner put it? Catching criminals, start with the one who broke into Bruce Wayne's house and fucked up his shit...

A misogynist wrote it, obviously. How dare they assume a woman is smaller than a man? At least half of the women in our society outweigh me significantly. I'm 6'1" and weigh about 175 lbs... Lmfao

5'1 here

Woodrow Pride lmao

Don’t forget they made the black lesbian woman the hostage/victim

That’s what I was thinking. They ‘needed’ the ‘diversity’ but ended up looking racist because the black guy is a beta failure. Social justice will always fail. I love it when they eat themselves alive, though.

Jesus Christ.... I can't , I just can't It's terrifying how they look alike

They explain it at the end of the episode that it was by accident

@@sarmadjasim7081 Batman would have pulled out all the gadgets at his disposal to save them and wouldn't have left their side. He would have been willing to break his whole body getting them out, it's just a bullshit character flaw they pulled out their ass. And if they wanted to go the "realistic" route then Bruce would have built and kept multiple vehicles of every kind around every corner which means a Batsubmarine should have been there in 2 minutes flat. He would have the sub AND a helicopter waiting on standby as backup plans considering they were his own fucking family.

SwordInStone So if joker blowing up 4 buildings at same time this car is going over the cliff. You are going to let 1200 people die and the building exploding. Batman had to be doing something that was completely dangerous for him to use the gadget and leave.

@@Zevave So you're admitting the main character grew up and wasn't smart enough to do a google search on the events happening that day? And if he was too busy saving tons of other people, why did they solely fixate on the faulty car hood and not even hint at there being something else terrible he had to get to? And a final question: why would he leave his FAMILY MEMBERS still in danger? These are his remaining living relatives and I'm to believe he wouldn't find a way to double and triple secure their safety before leaving? Even if Joker had the entire universe hostage, Batman would have secured their safety so no amount of unspoken distractions is going to save that crappy plot point. The way this character broods why wouldn't they have her thinking "that day Batman chose them instead of us" If he left to stop something bigger? She, her dad and none of the people she interacts with even hint at Batman having to deal with something else.

It was really Luke Fox in the Bat suit trying to be Batman. Listen to him again explaining how Batman failed. Guilty.

Komodo is my spirit animal.

I know right? Like wtf

Its not that far fetch. In batman beyond he quit after almost firing off a gun.

@@willt3223 well Bruce Wayne is like 80 years old or w.e in Batman Beyond so he can't really be batman forever.

He quit way before that before Terry was born.

@@willt3223 that was a senior bruce wayne with decades of injury and ptsd, the bruce from wokebatman should be on his prime when he quited according to the show

Yep. I hate it

Albert Nada this show makes me cringe and I hate it so much. Why would they turn batwoman into this? It's embarrassing lol

@@Thatonegirl989 Exactly

Let's bet honest here. Shit is shit regardless of what is dangling between your legs or not lol.

I'm guessing cause this show is trying to hard to pander to woman that's it's insulting, almost like they think woman are all sjws

Albedo i mean, its just being comic accurate in that regard

Yes

I hate this show as well,however Batwoman's simbol is exactly the same here as it is in the comics.Well,at least they kept one thing the same-the simbol.

I think Glenn Murakami and Bruce Tim have a case here.

One a side note can't wait to get my copy of the Collectors Edition blu ray of Batman Beyond soon when it finally releases.

Its because they can't without being labeled a misogynist AND a homophobe.

Ahh, captain Marvel all over again

You do have to factor in that people are review bombing it

@@kevinpillar6934 the show is bad nonetheless.

Marinko The_Uncanny67th Captain Marvel is mostly just kind of a boring character though, not straight up unlikeable like this. It seems to me like the general reaction to Captain Marvel was, “Eh, it was alright, nothing special.” Whereas I’ve already seen tons of hate for Batwoman.

John Hamster I get that you don’t like Ruby Rose but body shaming, really, that’s how low we are today

John Hamster I get it though it’s a joke

She looks like one too.

Justin Bieber

Scorpion Beyond stfu sensitive bitch

Lauren E Exactly. Open PDA no matter the couples gender is unacceptable in training. But of course they’re going to make it an “itz cuz me lesbiAn” issue.

@@astrea4020 in the military there are fraternization rules too, I'm not sure if the police force has them or if they're as strict since plenty of cops are married to each other but I imagine in training at least if you can't keep your mind and hands to yourself in the middle of the day when you should be training or getting some food/rest then you probably don't have the right stuff to be a cop

@@laurene988 I don't know though. I mean, at my work people just tear off their clothes and go at it on desks, against the file cabinets, on the floor... But then, I'm a cameraman at a porn studio. Okay. Not really. Couples making out by the water cooler would get in serious trouble.

She literally had to try to get kicked out for being gay. They needed that victim check box checked.

I kissed a girl and i liked it... Then my ass got kicked!!!

Lmao

TheMongolat This deserves 13k likes

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Erik Williams.... Hahaha!!! I know right! 😂🤣

TheBoxofTea And that "character" was slurpin' slatch.

She's a progressive lesbian who dont need no man lol thats all the CW needs for the show to get 7 seasons of horrible drama.

@Jutsu Weaver Yup, pretty much all the character foundations for Batwoman have been pretty weak. The universe is better off without her. We already have Batgirl and like a tens of Robins.

Actually bat woman and batgirl were created because an author wrote that Batman and Robin were homosexuals Couldn’t people just leave characters and stories in peace

@@hamzabafakkih4940 thanks for trivia I guess

It's even worse then that because not only did he leave his tech which I can understand what there getting at but it brings up more questions as to did he go back for the gadgets or just leave them and make more so people could find them then start to wonder if Bruce is then Batman

"Sorry, this super-techno suit doesn't have temperature control."

It's the lowest but easist form of rhethoric. You give value yo your argument by humilliating your opponent or by protraying them like a dumbass...though it does not work as well in movies/tv shows. In speeches and debates it does, but it doesnt translate well in entertainment media

Of course it should.

Bald DeGea I know, I’m kidding clearly lmao