Beauty and the Beast Part 1 - Phelous 

Until Wabuu replaces him under...mysterious circumstances;)

Hehehehehe...

*Belle's father's Stupid laugh intensifies*

@@shenloken2 borb profile pic

Unoffical? Really? It's official ma dear.

He could probably buy the rights to him for pennies.

@@ExplorerDS6789 a whole 2 cents

So who owns these films now? Like if you buy them in a shop who gets the money ?

President Kudsi no one I don’t think you could still by them

@@ultimatedarkrai255 well golden films still has a website up that u can buy from

That's so sad! Phelous' Old Man jokes brought me much needed joy in high school. Jan will be missed.

@@beethebard Same here, Bee! Shame the two never got the chance to meet.

@@yourclairygodmother yeah 😢 but um hey at least you let him know about this review eh?😊

I never heard of him before but from what I can gather from Behind the Voice Actors, he had a decent voice-acting career and vocal range, and yes, I do hear the Old Man voice in some of his credited roles. Could be that he was a recurring VA for these Golden Film flicks too much like Cam Clark and Jeff Bennett, as I think his voice can be heard in some other roles, namely other father characters.

@@daliborjovanovic510 It's such a shame Golden Films and Goodtimes managed to snag some talented voice actors for their cheap cartoons. Oh well, hope they had fun and got paid reasonably.

(wheezes) WHAT?! XD

Mah God!

"OH NO! This toilet has water in it! It's completely useless now!"

Oh no! The inside of my mouth is wet! Its completely useless now! *Rips out Mouth, A la Mortal Kombat X Style.*

Bentronicus Okay stop.

well that's.... intense

sounds like classic mythology

Sounds pretty cool tbh.

I've many so called real backgrounds for this story, and this is very much the first time I heard this one. Not that there wasn't some other versions just as intense...

If I remember right that's the remake of the John Coctoe version and Vinncet Cassel was the prince and beast

now i want to see old man looking like big boss from mgs5

14:50 a legend was. born

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

The Blank King it is written, only Old man can defeat Ganon.

Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai! Now it is COMPLETELY USELESS!!!

year111 Old Man is just a stupid gluttonous schizophrenic who talks to chairs. But we love him!

Also, many years go by, and in the Disney Beast’s despair, he clearly reverts to more of an actual animal, so being territorial makes sense (even discounting his enchanted rose).

12:17

I don't get why any of these versions waste time with the father nonsense. Just have _BEAUTY_ get lost in the woods and intrude into the magical castle for shelter. That way, y'know, the meet-cute with the Beast doesn't begin with a life-or-death ultimatum... If you ask me, the story would make more sense if the Beast started out already pure-of-heart but just repulsive to superficial people, and Beauty was the one who - to spite being outwardly attractive - had some character flaw she/he needed to overcome. That way, it really is about love conquering all and going beyond first impressions, and not just "Here's an abusive psycho that's taken you captive. Better hope he mellows out so you can fall in love with him!"

@@heathercalun4919 Maybe this story satisfies some people's sub fantasies 🤷‍♂️

Big Show Old Man: Origins should be a spin-off. XD

yes good

X-Men Origins: Old Man

Old man 0

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Maybe she saw what happened to the third brother. If you know what I mean.

+Avalasia Love THEN LET HIM DIE!

Lesbiwolf92 Maybe she got wet and realised how completely useless she is.

Poor Beauty, she should have listened to Old man.

She realized what flim she was in.

@Shape Shifting yes

Its funny that those people who made these films could never have ever expected that their characters would wind up like that......

From rags to bitches

The birth of a legend

He and Wabuu are my fav. XD

_"Get out before I strike you dead!"_ (Guess he's not bi)

@@DalekTheSupreme "I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!" ;)

I watched this several times and up until now I thought he said "if you're buyin'." Until I read this.

@@DalekTheSupreme That's actually a VERY appropriate response to that!

It’s not that he’s not bi. He’s a one person type of dude (obviously) And it would be weird trying to get two people to love you especially if their related. Besides trying to make two people suffer Stockholm syndrome would probably be a lot harder than one. I mean they could just talk to each other instead of you. Not only that beauty asked for a flower in winter clearly the perfect victim and have you seen how blood thirsty the other brothers are? They’d be planning to plot and kill you.

aw that's adorable

i have so many quotes i use regularly that are from this video lmao

"Well, it seems I was expected" is one that never leaves my mind. lol

I'm happy it's just not me

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Fact lol

hey at least he did in fact try so many beauty's fathers don't even though anime just said "yeah sure I'll sell my daughter" fucked off hit the beast with a chair when he showed up so anime dad wins

That’s a good point 🤣

It's completely useless now....

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Laura The classic Goodtimes Beauty and the Beast cheese frolic scene

Same here and the funny cake scene

The scene were Old Man ate the candle cracked me up. XD

The scene with the monkey and her dad throwing away his children cracked me up!

The tuba is what makes the scene.

+Andy The old man is completely usefull now!

*dumps a bucket of water on old man*

+dovewing Oh no, look at Old Man... He's completely useless now...

+Marshall Elder HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i laugh everytime i hear it. i dont know why

Oh my god that'd be so FUCKING SWEET!!!!!.........🤘🏻😝🤘🏻

You can buy one on zazzles.com

srbarkerchan According to Portal 2, it's a jumping sound.

Best riddle. Right up there with Why is a raven like a writing desk

Webshooters1 nice icon : 3 i guess your not somebody then

drummerboi357 Oh we do too have hearts, don't be mad.

okay then if you have a heart can you show me it?

drummerboi357 Ummm...Run, run, run away! *vainshes into a dark portal*

Get back here you sitar playing musition

Oh my. God you're right!!!!!..............widub-dib-dish, widub-dib-dish, widub-dib-dish, widub-dib-dish..............

MY GOD!

oh hai user with great avatar tastes

Paul Leow DOPPLEGANGER! Get out of my head! Leave my brain alone!

***** would you like a jelly baby?

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Did insurance exist back then?

Valerie Heintz Apparently some form of it has been around since ancient times. So yes, Old Man is an idiot.

well the sailors got wet, they were completly usless anyway.

"They're completely useless now..."

"Oh, don't you talk about my boxes! I LIKE BOXES!"

Jerome Turner to be fair if they were wet Boxes due to salt-water year he couldn't really sell them...cause that's technically poisoning people....too bad it might have been left in the rain.

SpeedyEric1 said the angry video game nerd to the annoying critic.

The silk still would’ve been good, no one is suppose to eat silk anyway.

HEEEEEEEE!!

And then the Old Man meme was born!

Phelous should consider voice acting he could be quite good at it.

HE-HEEEEEE!

Old Man reads the phone book

A water park? Man, that park is completely useless now! HYEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEE!!!

There is still Briquendo, tho...the producer of Ratatoing and Little Panda Fighter. ...except their ripoffs just suck!

+GTdba I'm fucking dying from laughter lmao

+GTdba I think Video Brinquedo is done too. Whether that's good or bad is up to if you're having to watch them to review them or watching someone reviewing them.

J Jonah Jameson: ha hahahahahahahahaahaha... Wait you're serious..?

I could've sworn I saw a Frozen rip-off once...and the new Dreamworks movie "Sing" looks like a Zootopia ripoff...

That’s genius

Keep captions on! It says that exact thing!

+Lady Marmalade I used to complain about the Disney version. Looking back on it, I was mostly just being an amanojaku, as they say. Now that I've seen just how bad it can get, I will never complain again. Thank heaven Disney changed it so the Beast is the one who learns the lesson...

19:19

Me too. But at least the Beast had character development in the Disney one. He was mean in the beginning, and after some time had past he started to have genuine feelings for Belle. He then realized it was from to keep her as his potential curse-breaker, so he made the sacrifize and let her go home for good while knowing that he would remain a beast forever if she didn’t return of her own free will. The Goodtimes Beast never developted as a character though. He was the same type that would murder over a plocked rose and intended to keep Beauty as his permanent pet for the rest of her life, from the beginning to the end. And if Beauty was slightly less attractive in his eyes, he probably would have killed her in Old Man’s place.

"Should we have one or two shared features between the siblings?" "Two siblings with shared features?" "That's not-" "We've sent the final reel to distribution."

Ah yes, Mr. “Then let him die!”

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XD

What if the dump gets wet?

@@robertstephen8372 the dump is useless now

Dalibor Jovanovic HOLY CRAP! O.O Old man is a asshole! Heeeeeeeeeeee!

"Those drowned sailors are all wet, they're completely useless now, just like my damn cargo!"

I'm looking at that and it has me think that he's thinking: "I can't WAIT to sell Beauty to this beast, he might give me a shit ton of money for this."

It turns into a detective buddy comedy then.

1. The beast realizes that he doesn’t deserve to be punished in comparison of what old man did or he inspires him to change his ways because he doesn’t want to end up like him. 2. Instead of the beast being punished by the fairy. This was a test for the old man and he needs to pay- like literally or metaphorically or both. 3. Beauty and Maurice 4. Maurice and beast 5. The old man vs the beast. 6. Or the beast was a manifestation of the old mans subconscious warning him of what yet to come if he doesn’t change he’s ways. His daughter would marry a beast due to her fathers selfish ways.

@@jasonseipler2665 Oh my gosh, YES! I'd love that, it'd be so funny. Someone who's good at animating and organizing stuff, please get on that!

The Beast turns gay

Indeed

Thanks! Glad you're enjoying the vids!

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+Zacklasereye _ I thought it went Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol

+Tyler Hale does it really matter it's still hilarious

+Zacklasereye _ I just hope Phelous keeps the gag going.

Gosh thanks for sharing

Actually... come to think of it, she kinda did. I don't think on a regular basis, but I remember at least once.

Why would a tapir have a crush on a human woman?

@@faishiro5009 Human? That's questionable.

Does she also have a clapping monkey toy as a brain?

@@faishiro5009 if a giant gorilla can do it, why not? Besides, it's better than a tapir being obsessed with a hedgehog.

+Saddam Hussein You are dead!

+Saddam Hussein Oh look, a delicious middle eastern dictator! *OM*

Yeah I remember that from the drug addicts bible.

Saddam Hussein I

Saddam Hussein Applause.

It's because he's such a hilarious character.

And because Beauty is hardly a character.

also I think that they put that credit in front of the Cinderella one instead.

I don't think any Beauty and the Beast even appears in the Grimm Brothers' collection. And even if it did, the Grimm brothers didn't actually author any of the stories; they collected them.

Calliope Pony f

Now we need an "Old Man Reads Creepypastas" episode about who you killed so we could have "Old Man Reads Creepypastas" in the first place.

Dalibor Jovanovic 😂😂

-...wanna see if the beast two castles down needs any servants? ~Yyyeeep.

AHAHAHAHA I STILL LAUGH

This animation is fookin RAW!

Or naive parents as well.

Seth Bangard my hair is wet it's completely useless now.

"Leisure Suit" Larry Laffer was the voice of the Old Man? Ah, may he rest in peace.

F

@@rezalustig6773 why would you want something completely useless?

@@rezalustig6773 oh ok. carry on then.

This is some suicide by words right here.

I guess it was a good thing that that was the only way you could make her wet. Unfortunate that it happened tho 😔

+snarfies of lonliness.

Well it was in the original fairytale (which Disney was very wise to change)

Its not like this happens in the real world, atleast she was sold to a prince.

*best

Lol! 😄

Thank you for explaining 🙂

Still a bit odd considering he wasn't invited in the first place.

@@fightingmedialounge519 um yeah that’s what op meant by “sacred hospitality which in our society is not widely known anymore”

@@ember9361 not really no. They were referring to the reasoning as to why eating the food is ok but taking the rose is fine. I'm referring to the fact that the old man not be inviting in whatsoever should be cause for concern to him.

***** Thanks!

Phelan Porteous I wish the "old man" gag could be applied to the NC's Christmas Tree review. That mayor who paid with money bags looks suspiciously like this guy's cousin... :P

+TheVioletfox01 I knew he looked familiar!

+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous This was very well done! But I sometimes think that the jokes delay the video. Try to strike a balance between jokes and information. Keep up the good work!

+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous Mr Porteous, I am saddened to say that I am no longer one of your patrons. The reason is because I've just recently had a bit money trouble, so I have to be careful with the money now. Sorry.

Beast! I have come to bargain!

Only one I’m afraid it’s either take em all or nothin!

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

RisingVictor Why isn't this "EEEEEYYYIII" a meme yet?

***** Because as much as I love Phelous, he isn't as famous. No offense to the guy. AVGN couldn't get "Move the Glow" to become an internet meme.

RisingVictor It's hard to make it a meme when the original video has been removed from RU-vid, for some reason!

***** has it?! aww that sucks! Probably because of DiC! Well at least four people tried turning it into a meme. wished it worked. lol

Old Man is everywhere. He was expected.

@@goufr3540 Heeeee-euuuuu!!!

+Boobalopbop I lost it at a lot of things, i spilled my drink all over me from laughing. Im all wet now because of my drink, im useless now! (throws myself into trash).

+marko simunic Its just too funny... I watch this every day, lol

Boobalopbop EEUUUUIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks a lot!

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+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous the music that starts playing at 16:27 where is that from?

+Eva Penrose And thus began the legend of The Old Man, Maurice.

No one remembers what that is the comments completely useless now

Damn thats dated.

The people who turned that into a trendy way of getting clout instead of something that brings attention to a horrible ailment are the definition of useless.

@@nickhall5766 /*walks into an old abandoned house* damn this furniture is old