The Last Jedi should have ended like Blood Debts with Luke blowing up Kylo Ren with a tiny sleeve rocket and then becoming one with the Force as explained in a freeze-frame text wall.
@@MisterSpinalzo I hope the First Order has an abundance of pimps and pushers in Episode IX. That's how you'll know Kylo runs it better than Snoke ever could.
The credits for Blood Debts are amazing, offset capitalization, strange horizontal justification. We also get a "man in toilet", "carnappers", "snatchers", "rapist" and of course "mark's wife".
did anyone else see when mike threw the second bottle?! The top half of the first bottle landed on top of the fridge!!! rewatch it! blink and you miss it!
Thanks for pointing that out or we may have missed it! I recommend anyone having trouble spotting it to download an extension that lets you fast forward RU-vid videos frame by frame. Really helps out and totally worth it.
Mike shows a little bit of humanity when he tries to cover up his laughter at Rich, as if he understands that they might have actually hurt Rich's feelings by calling out the, "Mike just said that" moment. Obviously, this spark of humanity faded, and subsequent mockery of Rich has become far more heartless. This is a positive change.
But the twist ending is the reveal that before they sat down to watch any of these tapes, Rich broke one of them while improving during the intro and they all stood around while Josh fixed it. Suddenly you realize why Rich seems even more tongue-tied than usual, why Mike's picking on him even more than usual, why Josh and Jack aren't even trying to steer the conversation away from mocking Rich... good dramatic build, ★★★
lmaoo I love that the rocket scene made Rich laugh so loud that literally nobody could say anything haha like anyone that tried just gave up because Rich sounded like a lobster dropped into boiling water .
theheebs100 it does, it sounds like it screams because of pressure in the shell. So it does make sound, lol, it’s just not the lobster itself screaming.
P.S. Mike I dig your Michigan shirt yo....I'm born and raised here in Gran Rapids Michigan, where the water MIGHT have lead in it like Flint but they won't tell us for sure they just give us all the same warnings but none of the confirmation.
FYI, the stripper in The Tomb is Francesca "Kitten" Natividad, a former girlfriend of Russ Meyer's who also appeared in two of his films. Sadly, she had to endure a double-mastectomy due to cancer caused by her implants, which she got in 1969, thanks to them being of industrial-grade silicone than surgical-grade.
Yikes! I have read exposes of other people who have gotten implants at discount rates only to learn that they are filled with toxic or carcinogenic gels. Sounds horrifying.
Yeah, that happens even today. Some fake doctor in miami gave a bunch of cheap women butt implants with silicon caulking a few years ago, and their butts fell off.
Cynthia Rothrock started her career in Hong Kong action cinema of the 80's and 90's. She's worked with Yuen Biao, Samo Hung, and Jackie Chan. If you were working with any of those dudes in the 80s or 90s you were basically doing some of the best action ever seen on film. Rothrock is amazing.
Cynthia Rothrock was bigger in Hong Kong in the 80s and 90s and made A LOT of Kung Fu films. A lot of fans of Cynthia Rothrock were upset (myself included) that she wasn't cast in the original Mortal Kombat movie. She was one of my favorite martial artists growing up.
holy shit it all comes full-circle, Cynthia Rothrock worked with Leo Fong (Low Blow), and he also worked with Len Kabasinski, in Fong’s last film Pact Of Vengeance, which also starred Jon-Mikl Thor 😝
I'm very surprised that , as self-confessed fans of B-movies, the guys had never heard of Cynthia Rothrock. She's arguably the most famous non-asian female martial arts movie star in the world, and has appeared in literally dozens of films from the 1980s to the present day, with starring roles in many of them. They should have asked Len Kabasinski, he's probably met her.
Yeah, she's super talented (and a waaaay better actor than both Van Damme and Steven Seagal). I think the main reason she didn't become a big name in the US is that most of her earlier movies from HK and in Cantonese (although she was dubbed). Most people probably associate her with _China O'Brien_ but my personal favorite was _Prince of the Sun_.
He's actually sitting right next to the guys, but he's cut himself out of a frame for some reason(maybe for that cameo at the end). And yeah, I know it's been 4 years, I just like rewatching their stuff because I don't have any friends.
Best of the Worst is the greatest TV show ever invented. And it's crewed by the only people I ever want to hear discussing movies. It's the most perfect thing ever.
Mike and Rich have such a special relationship. Mike's a pretty stony-faced guy, doesn't laugh at much, usually just pushes through with the joke; but the things Rich does and say just crack him up, and I think that's awesome... and a little sweet.
I love how in early episodes it looks like sunlight is all the lighting in the 'viewing room'. Later episodes they hide their shame in a dark back room.
I was kind of hoping they were just going to cut to Jay in his seat talking about the movie like nothing happened with Rich. And then after half a minute quick cut back to Rich in his original seat carrying on like Jay taking his spot didn't happen. It seems like something those hacks would do.
@@just_going_mads I'm not so sure about that. I could swear I heard Jay laughing in the background a few times when it showed them in the room watching the movies. I think he's sitting just out of frame on the left side and sometimes you can even see his shoulder or arm peek into the frame for a second or two.
Josh reads the synopsis of Blood Debts (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="49">0:49</a>) The gang watching Blood Debts (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="190">3:10</a>) Rich reads the synopsis of The Tomb (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="340">5:40</a>) The gang watching The Tomb (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="431">7:11</a>) Josh reads the synopsis of Undefeatable (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="538">8:58</a>) The gang watching Undefeatable (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="641">10:41</a>) Discussions begin (The Tomb at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="755">12:35</a>, The Tomb at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1655">27:35</a>, Undefeatable at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2272">37:52</a>) Which movie is The Best of the Worst? (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3171">52:51</a>) Josh has a plan (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3517">58:37</a>) VHS reel transfer (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3534">58:54</a>) Unwatching the worst of the three movies (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3597">59:57</a>)
wtf, seeing you here randonmy is so weird... Keep on rockin' bro and keep the beard. PS tried the new Annihilation II yet? I bought it and don't like it i must say... but what ever.
finowa I don't know exactly, just build quality overall, it felt kind of unstable, and it's not because it's bolt on i played other guitars that were bolt on that felt awesome... i don't know, it sounds fine, but it feels kind of shit and i can't really describe the feel. A Thomann employee (biggest geman music store) said on musiker-board, Gibsons and Epiphones quality subsided lately and thats why they terminated their contract for like 2 years. Which... i don't know, maybe thats the reason.
I just now imagine every scene in this game if it was Rich instead of Eddie. -Rich, who is that dead guy in the kitchen? -Whatever, I didn't do it. He had AAAAAIIIDDDDDSSSS.
The bottle thing: Meh - who cares. I'm more curious why Mike just slowly poured his beer and wouldn't speak when Rich twice asked him to explain the film. He certainly looked pissy!
I'll never get over how much Rich looks just like the "How do you do fellow kids meme" in this video, but he also looks barely 30 and childlike sometimes lmfao.
The Tomb: 'Grandma Stripper' was well endowed Russ Meyer porn actress Kitten Natividad. Not proud of knowing that! Undefeatable: Cynthia Rothrock made some pretty awesome Hong Kong movies with Samo Hung, Michelle Yeoh and Yuen Biao. Then she returned to America where she suffered from terrible American editing (and had her breasts enlarged). Hong Kong movies were FULL of female action stars. Cynthia was more martial artist than actress, but Americans cannot edit martial arts. American movies practically ended her career. BTW, I believe that you reviewed China O'Brien. That was one of hers.
just so you guys know, boxing became way more violent after they introduced the boxing gloves. before that you could only hit people as hard as your hand-wraps, skin and bone would allow or rather you could only hit people as hard as not to brake your own hand and or injure yourself. but with the introduction of the gloves that cushion and protect your hand you can now throw harder punches. there had been no documented case of a boxer dying in the boxing ring due to head injury or cranial trauma until the boxing gloves where introduced.
To clarify. The reason people started dying was because nobody targeted the head before. The face is hard and sharp. People aimed for the chest. A lot of people protested the gloves and several champions retired when they became required. Similarly, when you and your friends grease up for a good old bout of shin kickin', you aim to glance off the side rather than crush your foot against their calf.
No joke, I actually screenshoted this. It might be of use in my writing (as either a "character-who-knows-stuff-type monologue/ just as something to take into account in my more history-inspired stuff)! Like, I'd probably never look into it, and now I actually might.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1672">27:52</a> It's like in Alien Ressurection when Sigourney Weaver's instructions were just to walk off the basketball court and throw the ball behind her head, and she accidentally made the shot.
RileyKaiSeeker I heard they were gonna cgi but she felt she could do it and it took three takes to get it right. Im not calling you a liar or anything Im just saying what I heard
The reaction to the mini rocket is still one of my favorites. I don't think Jack gets enough credit for just how crazy wild his voice gets when he gets excitable.
holy shit Rich made me have to turn down my speakers during the end of Blood Debt. lmao that was amazing. It was like listening to someone let the air out of 100000 balloons at once
i love how when the golf ball explodes at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="295">4:55</a> the explosion is actually way off in the background and nowhere near the guy swinging
Cynthia Rothrock was a pretty famous name in martial arts B-movie circles. If you were a fan of that stuff in the 80's/90's, you would have heard of her. It's a shame she never became "mainstream" but most of those actors faded without a trace. Cheap martial arts movies were a pretty crowded market back then and you had to be really exceptional to stand out.
If I remember correctly, Billy Blanks was a seven time world champion in addition to his film work, and all anyone remembers him for is Tae-Bo. That's still better than what Don Wilson and Benny Urquidez got. Sad.
Rich aged 50 years since this video was made. So youthful and positive. A boyhood confidence, cheerful and enthusiastic for the future. I hope you are happy, Mike.
Cynthia Rothrock claimed that some of her costars had such difficulty remembering their lines while filming that portions of dialogue were written down and taped to her forehead for the actors to read.
27.56 is the most INSANE blooper/unexpected scenario BOTW has ever filmed. That bottle toss-break-bounce-land is nothing short of 1 in a trillion million. NEVER to be duplicated again. PERIOD
Mike's nonchalance after "the shot" is a perfect example of that "act like you've been here before" attitude that RLM is known for. Or he was too drunk to notice it happened.
Blood Debt's wife is named Yvette, I found the movie on You Tube last night and watched it. Blood Debt actually says her name, in the scene where Bill calls him to let him know he has his wife, and is holding her hostage. Spoilers: Rich Evans is right, this movie has token plot. Blood Debt actually kills all of the men who killed his daughter in the first act of the movie. Even so, he keeps killing, because the old man got mugged, and a lady was about to get raped, and it reminded him of what happen to his daughter. His wife being kidnapped was unnecessary to the plot . That's why it's easy to forget about her for twenty minutes into the movie. Bill had pictures of Blood Debt killing those men, so she, (Mark's wife), didn't need to be in there, especially when they introduced and accomplice, (Leeza), who helps Blood Debt take care of Bill's laundry list; and who also gets killed by Bill's son, Billy. This movie would have been a lot better, and made more sense if they would have removed that plot point about her being kidnapped and killed altogether, and just made it about Blood Debt being black mailed to keep getting rid of the members of the old crime syndicate, because they had evidence they he killed his daughters killers, and where going to use it to destroy his life, either made him out to be a widower, or his wife, was already grieved about his daughter death, but she had kind of zoned out,( like what happened to Paul Kersey's daughter in Death Wish) and was oblivious to what Blood Debt had been doing. Bill had to be the dumbest criminal mastermind of all; why was he acting surprised when Blood Debt's wife was blown up in that car? And Undefeatable , was just that, It was the best of the worst and did almost seem like it didn't belong on that table with Blood Debts. I Haven't decided if I am going to watch The Tomb yet. Just my two cents worth added to the conversation.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="710">11:50</a> Jay Laughing? <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="727">12:07</a> Jay in bottom left corner? Why are you hiding jay?!
This started a great conversation with my friends about female action stars of this era. Brigitte Nielsen was a passable Red Sonya, but no one tops Sigourney Weaver's "Ripley."
The Tomb's blurb has another problem besides "threatening eternal life." When it says she "seeks to avenge those who violated her tomb" that means she is getting revenge on behalf of those who violated the tomb, not getting revenge against them as I think the writer meant. Someone was a BAD writer.
I never realized that them making fun of a crime lord named “Bill” is kinda null when you remember the movie ‘Kill Bill’: The film about hunting a big crime lord named Bill.
Haven't heard of Cynthia Rothrock? Whaaaaaa-? One of my all time favorites! And Kathy Long. If I was in charge of the "female" Expendables both would have been my first calls.
FYI everyone, the stripper with the big breasts and the old lady face at 35.46 is played by Kitten Natividad, Mexican-American exotic dancer, porn star and actress. She is best known for her 44 inch bust and appearances in films by Russ Meyer, her ex-partner. She was born in 1948 so, when this film was made, 1986, she was only 38, so it is a bit harsh to say she has an old lady face.
and somehow Mike got him to watch it once for our entertainment... 54:45 Rich is a wonderful friend or Mike is a very cruel manipulator (or a little of both)
I'm a little surprised you guys never heard of Cynthia Rothrock prior to this. She was something of a regular B-movie action star in the late eighties and early nineties. Perhaps never achieved a lot of fame, but I remember seeing more than a handful of her movies and I always enjoyed her presence on the screen. I feel like she was a bit underrated as both an actress and a martial artist. The only big movie I know of that she ever did was a bit part as Tina the women's self-defense instructor in the movie Eye For An Eye, with Sally Field, Kiefer Sutherland, Ed Harris, and Joe Montegna. Check it out if you're interested, or don't, whatever. ;) Thanks for the hilarious video and stay safe out there!
I'd love to see a review of the 1989 movie "Serpent of Death" starring Jeff Fahey. It was originally written as the sequel to Raiders of the Lost Ark. I remember a big cover-story in Star Log about it in 1982 with lots of storyboards of Indy fighting a gigantic snake. Of course, it ended up being scrapped and resurrected as a dog turd 7 years later.
