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Bill Burr is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor, and podcaster who has released several stand-up comedy specials. Outside of stand-up comedy, he is known for hosting the Monday Morning Podcast, playing Patrick Kuby in the AMC crime drama series Breaking Bad, and creating and starring in the Netflix animated sitcom F Is for Family.

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@shamoy1000
@shamoy1000 5 лет назад
It's easy to meet interesting people. Just follow your interests and join organizations with those purposes. You will inevitably meet people with the similar interests.
@withnail-and-i
@withnail-and-i 3 года назад
What if I'm only interested in emulating the Unabomber
@shamoy1000
@shamoy1000 3 года назад
@@withnail-and-i Go ahead. You can be his cell mate
@fumothfan9
@fumothfan9 3 года назад
@@shamoy1000 kek
@reedtheinfinite
@reedtheinfinite 3 года назад
That is a real good one right there 👍🏾
@meatchip4111
@meatchip4111 6 лет назад
I can help. Send her my way.
@cookiesalat6262
@cookiesalat6262 3 года назад
Fuckin legend
@the_arizona_ranger0213
@the_arizona_ranger0213 5 лет назад
"I showed up at half time." Bruh. 🤣
@TheAlchemist1422
@TheAlchemist1422 6 лет назад
Huge fan. You have helped me so many times with your twisted advice and helped me countless times. Keep the podcasts coming.
@ralek592
@ralek592 6 лет назад
You mean Burr right?
@OutdatedLeon
@OutdatedLeon 4 года назад
This isn't Bill Burr's channel, Randal. This is a Fan's channel that archives some of his best bit in his podcasts.
@cafe88racer53
@cafe88racer53 3 года назад
your box is worth a lot of money lol
@RAVENMoonTarot
@RAVENMoonTarot 3 года назад
Fresh box 23! 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣 dead 🤣
@CaliforniaBigHunks
@CaliforniaBigHunks 3 года назад
Your box has never been opened. Jesus.
@jmaj4521
@jmaj4521 3 года назад
😂 jesus
@kunalpunjabi6362
@kunalpunjabi6362 2 года назад
Fresh box 23
@sercastamere9853
@sercastamere9853 4 года назад
Freshbox23 lmao
@rednova8690
@rednova8690 3 года назад
new tinder profile name
@GiorgiNemsitsveridze
@GiorgiNemsitsveridze 5 лет назад
My advice Put an effort to look really good (even if you're born beautiful) and also work out to boost your self-confidence (in case you need that). Socialize, be active on social media as well cause lot of people get acquainted there (I saw my now girlfriend on instagram for the first time and thought she was cute, we're together for nearly three years and we're happy). Be genuine, don't act like others, the only way you get a good relationship is if you don't change your personality and get accepted as you (very important), the only things you might need to try is to be open and funny. Don't shy away from showing your true self on social medias. If you're a selfish person put too much selfies showing you're in love with yourself too much - no problem if that's who you are LOL but no one wants being with a selfish person, show you're a caring person instead and attract people like that (pat an animal for instance and stuff). If your posts are butt pics mostly - guy will reach out with compliments on how sexy you are and that's just like being on a dating app - sucks. But, like I wrote. Also, there are nice guys that use dating apps but probably at least 95% of all men there (regardless of how nice they are) are there for a sex partner, I used Tinder for an experience, I wouldn't mind finding a lifelong partner in there and I really wanted to but the expectation for that scenario is low in there. Dates shouldn't necessarily be like they show in movies. I've met a girl for the very first time to play badminton with her, I've met girls to play a drawing game that I like (while drinking tea) and to be honest that was a great idea - you don't even need to say anything personal to bond that way - it was fun and so I'd advice to not stress yourself about details like that - always go with the flow (it's quite easy for girls) and figure a guy out - what kind of person you're dealing with. And most of all, look for a really nice guy (doesn't have to wear a turtle neck jumper :D), really nice guy might be a turn off for some girls out there but some guys are too nice and not too confident and sexy that way cause they are careful with girls and it doesn't mean they don't have balls (some don't though XD).
@exsidious3062
@exsidious3062 4 года назад
thanks for the great advice man! BTW, any tips on how to be more active on social media. I don't really post on Instagram and not sure what to post tbh
@GiorgiNemsitsveridze
@GiorgiNemsitsveridze 4 года назад
@@exsidious3062 No problem, I'm always glad if I can help. Social media is not just a way to communicate with your friends, it's also a great self-marketing tool for those who want to know you better, especially if self-expression doesn't come to you easily in a real world. Especially if you're shy or simply introverted. I find instagram to be the best app for communication, people follow those who interest them and it's not creepy. Also, there you can show your lifestile, that you're interesting, fun... you complement someone on something (f.i. I liked to tell girls that I envied them for having a cat, and it wasn't a lie either). if they like you, you may add them on Facebook, where you can fill your interests like what movies, musicians... you like, also do explore some really meaningful movies - I think if you don't, you'll seem like a shellow person. More good movies/TV shows you watch and add, more you can talk about them with others. It's important to not fake your looks and also show yourself in a better light: if your face looks better from one side - show that one more, if you have a temporary spot on your face - remove it with the app, that's no cheating. At the same time try to show your positive aspects: smile, show yourself doing your favorite activities, and like I've said in a previous comment - pet a dog/cat, go on a hike, dress well. Definitely work out, to have a good posture, more confidence and a better built body overall that your photos will show. You should be authentic but you also need to adjust, find out what others are like and exercise openness, like psychologists call it. You can talk to different people of your interess to become riecher in understanding but don't expect anything special until you find a special person. You can slowly show people your quicks and if they'renot ok with what you're like, they can move on, you're better off without those people. I said don't expect anything special and that's until you find a special one, then you won't have to adjust any more, you'll already be diverse and experienced, braver to reach out, but you'll feel a relief in being liked with who you are, accepted with your quicks and all, not thinking too much about what and how to write... the two of you will just know. ;))
@withnail-and-i
@withnail-and-i 3 года назад
I've been off social media for like 8 years, that ship has sailed for me lol, wrong century!
@beatz04
@beatz04 3 года назад
Some nice and common sense advice; let me just add that as far as Tinder etc. goes, girls on there are not much different from guys - afterall it takes two for any kind of mutual activity. Most girls i know that are on Tinder (honestly i barely know anyone who hasn't been on Tinder at least once or doesn't use it on a regular basis if single) look for the same stuff guys do, be it a one night stand, affair, relationship, whatever; i don't see much difference in behaviour in regards to gender really. That being said, i don't know if i really would even recommend Tinder as a start as it definitely has its downsides, one major being that you can quickly develop a false sense of "endless supply" as if humans were just something you pick from the shelf in a supermarket and there's the risk of basing your choices solely on superficial things like looks etc. It can become shallow pretty quick.
@andyd6338
@andyd6338 3 года назад
I feel like you could have said alot of this in less words....learn brevity my friend ;)
@ednostrum9128
@ednostrum9128 5 лет назад
23 freshbox 23, make up ya mind already Geeeeeezus! Hey Bungalow Bill, there's a thing these days called meetups, where groups of adults gather together to pursue shared activities in a social setting. Some of these are specifically for single adults in their 20s. I know because I'm currently single and looking for a LAAADY!!! The meetups are in most populated areas in Northern California, and I think it's a national thing possibly. Hope this helps.
@jaffamaalin
@jaffamaalin 2 года назад
you looking for unboxing the boxed box?
@gundamzaku214
@gundamzaku214 2 года назад
Completely agree on the foam roller!!
@tucosalamanca4478
@tucosalamanca4478 5 лет назад
Look pretty and hang out on places where nice men can be found for example a library and be nice to male strangers so you facilitate it that they will approach you
@kyleschwartz.
@kyleschwartz. 4 года назад
I thought u died?
@pojkeee
@pojkeee 4 года назад
Yo tuco? What happened man. Went from slinging meth on the streets to giving out dating advice.
@salem6916
@salem6916 3 года назад
@@pojkeee he's a new man
@jneusbaum3697
@jneusbaum3697 6 лет назад
YES! First! keep up the great work Billy ball buster...
@MrAce607
@MrAce607 4 года назад
I spent 23yrs- (with a 3 yr break in between)- In a serious relationship, im fairly recently single 3 yrs and have full custody of my son who's on the spectrum of savant Autism. I don't leave my son with a sitter and I'm physically Disabled but only to the point where I have a semi robotic leg and need help when it comes to shit around the house and getting groceries, I have no idea how to re enter the dating field at almost 40 and being semi robotic like the guy in the newer Terminator with less of that "actor flare" but not a bad looking dude and have enough intelligence to teach my 9yr old almost 10 Advanced biology and Earth science and basic skills along with the morals that the rest of the world seems to not teach anymore in schools. He's chivalrous snd very intelligent. I'm afraid to leave him home with sitters and I don't want a bar scag. But these days you have to as it seems look on sites but the way this NWO IS. I'm half terrified to even msg someone because that can be altered or Photoshoped,... or what the hell ever is going on with tech. Shit and PC. SJW Shit these days. This is actually a GREAT topic. How the hell do you find a NON addict NON alcoholic semi sane female when you have no damn clue how the hell this new era shit works cause we used to be able to talk to Women and that can be your balls handed to you these days.
@Amylisette74
@Amylisette74 3 года назад
Yea it sucks
@bitwize
@bitwize 5 лет назад
Bill Burr is the white Chris Rock.
@anastasiiapikh7017
@anastasiiapikh7017 3 года назад
How to write him ?
@ddandymann
@ddandymann 3 года назад
Send him an email an email, you can find the address on the contact part of his website, I'll drop a link if youtube lets me. billburr.com/#contact
@andrewcoleman318
@andrewcoleman318 4 года назад
My son listens to a band called saliva.
@toni19292
@toni19292 6 лет назад
You have to be savvy with the apps. I met my husband on Tinder but it wasn’t without scoping through profiles and looking through the pictures on his tinder profile and talking to him before deciding he was worthy of a date. If you don’t know what you’re doing, get a friend to set you up.
@walidel8250
@walidel8250 3 года назад
Arab or asian parents...for suuuure
@hostingmaster
@hostingmaster 3 года назад
How is this even a thing, A Chick Late in The Game
@fakenews8324
@fakenews8324 6 лет назад
🚺!
@lifemocker85
@lifemocker85 3 года назад
She should go out sometime
@Arik1989
@Arik1989 6 лет назад
0:23 Congrats on getting one ball Bill! Just 1 more to go... heh
@DrArthurCGarp
@DrArthurCGarp 6 лет назад
Is it odd I'm 18, off to college now, but I've never been on a date? I've slept around a bit, I'm not some player but I've gotten a few under my belt. I feel like that makes me weird.
@EvsPersonal
@EvsPersonal 6 лет назад
Wouldn't say it's weird.. just seems like ur not the relationship type of dude or haven't had a good chance like it yet. 18's still pretty young
@tadeor
@tadeor 6 лет назад
I'm 20 and in the same situation
@booradley6673
@booradley6673 5 лет назад
keilante taylor dude I’m 21, in college, and never been on a date. I don’t like all the baggage that comes with a relationship, so I just sleep around too. Doesn’t make you weird at all
@RMS550
@RMS550 4 года назад
It's probably not good over the long run, though. I'm in my late 30s. Probably had four relationships and just banged out the rest with no real commitment. I mean it's fun, but if I'm not at all capable of committing I might be at the nursing home hitting on the nurses with my Viagra. 🤔 Ok, doesn't sound that bad, but you get the picture.
@RossKempOnYourMum01
@RossKempOnYourMum01 3 года назад
r/micropenis
@freemindds355
@freemindds355 Год назад
Bonne chance
@dorminnimrod
@dorminnimrod 6 лет назад
Whooohoooooo
@jaffamaalin
@jaffamaalin 2 года назад
craigslist maybe ?
@qweqwadadasdadsf1303
@qweqwadadasdadsf1303 6 лет назад
I dunno when i was highschool and saw couples who were like 17. Yikes. It's actually better to start it later on life when you're fully developed mentally. Even at age 25. And yeah her parents probably did her a favor.
@astroflight6571
@astroflight6571 6 лет назад
NOT SOFTBALL.... Christ ... they're all lesbians.
@andrewblanchard2398
@andrewblanchard2398 Год назад
no they're not
@CarlMarksmoney
@CarlMarksmoney 6 лет назад
What happened Bill? You drop the phone? Freshbox isn't getting any fresher. ......Did you ghost her?....You did..!.., you ghosted freshbox.
@VidyaBros1
@VidyaBros1 3 года назад
News flash, Bill. Dating apps don't work.
@andyd6338
@andyd6338 3 года назад
They work for some tbh
@lifemocker85
@lifemocker85 3 года назад
Dont work for men
@michaelsieger9133
@michaelsieger9133 Год назад
@@lifemocker85 what exactly are women getting out of them?
@lifemocker85
@lifemocker85 Год назад
@@michaelsieger9133 everything they want
@thirdeye147
@thirdeye147 6 лет назад
Ethnic not English. Men and woman alike here in England if they have ethnic background are sexually immature due to the aggressive oppression by there parents. Western people can play the field with a number of partners or not of course but the islam affected men haven't got clue one. And that in turn can lead to an unhealthy interest in how western women choose to dress.
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