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Bill Burr - Advice: I Probably Shouldn't Do It 

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@toutl
@toutl 5 лет назад
Bill "rub one out" Burr
@jheymann69
@jheymann69 3 года назад
I usually hate that played out meme, but it has never been more appropriate than here lmao
@cryoist
@cryoist 11 лет назад
Bill,to me your an empowering male figure teaching us the do's and don't's. Thank you.
@dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554
@dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554 5 лет назад
You NEVER dip your pen in company ink bro. I"VE BEEN THERE DONE THAT IT WAS AWFUL.
@conservativelanka
@conservativelanka 7 лет назад
Rub one out before you go to work! 😂
@NoahNelson-Smith
@NoahNelson-Smith 5 лет назад
Dude: About to initiate PAS ( Passive Attempt to Smash) Bill: Abort the attempt soldier! Stand down!
@iwritechecksatthegrocerystore
@iwritechecksatthegrocerystore 4 года назад
Noah Nelson-Smith man... you know that guy went and did it too. Haha.
@hoze1235
@hoze1235 3 года назад
hostile force detected
@samuski36
@samuski36 9 лет назад
I have a co worker that's boning a lady in another department. He's scowling and distracted and quiet and isolated at work, not a happy camper!
@peteranon8455
@peteranon8455 9 лет назад
When people get high, you get so see another side of them. It's important to remember, that side of them is still a side of them. If they lash out at you, threaten your freedom like this girl did, they'll do that again when they feel uncomfortable.
@heavyflippingrandmasboifir669
@heavyflippingrandmasboifir669 7 лет назад
Crazy is still crazy...stay clear...
@sus_tenants
@sus_tenants 7 лет назад
Peter Anon freaking out from weed is one thing, but running to mommy like she did is very concerning
@Mezagodplays
@Mezagodplays 5 лет назад
I act autistic high. Found out I’m on the spectrum. Seems legit
@Vyral714
@Vyral714 5 лет назад
Incredibly well put. Great advice
@Zoologic21
@Zoologic21 6 лет назад
Small Asian girl? It's a headcase.
@phanatic215
@phanatic215 11 лет назад
If she's crazy now, what until you hit that and pretend it was just a casual sexual encounter...
@DeAngelo77
@DeAngelo77 5 лет назад
3:57 lmao that “ladies” was brilliant
@charissa7052
@charissa7052 4 года назад
Gotta love Bill's response to this one!! Perfect combination of wisdom and jokes.
@KeishenLloyd
@KeishenLloyd 5 лет назад
The most dangerous element here is that she's a coworker.
@loves2litigate
@loves2litigate 9 лет назад
And just like that guys, your freedom can be stripped from some immature young dumb broad. Guys need to be careful with who they are dealing with, some of these girls are broken and have psych issues. Before you do anything stupid, like this guy who got off pretty easy, do your homework.
@sidhu999
@sidhu999 11 лет назад
While you roll your eyes...LADIES LMAOOOO
@AntonSlavik
@AntonSlavik 10 лет назад
HOLY SHIT. She tripped the fuck out. Poor woman.
@Leelicious1312
@Leelicious1312 5 лет назад
3:56 "lay-dees!"
@stef88sf
@stef88sf 11 лет назад
oh my god this is so good :D
@randymarsh261
@randymarsh261 4 года назад
Thank you
@alexbriscoe2879
@alexbriscoe2879 5 лет назад
It’s a NO GO, repeat NO GO!
@blaineedwards8078
@blaineedwards8078 4 года назад
I worked with a girl who gave me her #. We were having a private phone conversation while not at work. The conversation took a sexual turn, she even mentioned how much she likes oral sex. Two days later, I was called in the office and was written up for sexual harassment. She claimed I made her feel uncomfortable from that conversation. I will never, ever date, flirt or anything of that nature with a female co-worker ever again. It is just not worth it...
@stockyguru
@stockyguru 4 года назад
Yeah damn 😲 wtf
@simonacland9028
@simonacland9028 6 лет назад
i love bill but it actually can be free giving sometimes lol
@vhscopyofseinfeld
@vhscopyofseinfeld 5 лет назад
Other military expressions: “Cut sling-load,” “pop smoke,” “Di di mau.”
@davidpierce9949
@davidpierce9949 5 лет назад
No chance, paddles. Wave off! Wave off! That's Naval aviation jargon for do not land the air craft!
@dirkdiggler464
@dirkdiggler464 7 лет назад
u will end up on a rape charge if u reject this woman after sleeping with her
@FedUpAmerican01
@FedUpAmerican01 7 лет назад
100%. Never eat where you work!!! I have always followed that advise as I watched others who did not follow the advise have their jobs go to hell, or have embarrassing scandals at the office. It never ends well. (Well, maybe for 2% of people)
@Eshkanama
@Eshkanama 5 лет назад
If you don't love your job, fucking do it.
@maxd2215
@maxd2215 6 лет назад
Solid advice. Stay the f away from colleague chicks.
@karlsylvain
@karlsylvain 10 лет назад
that chick almost got you arrested and you still want to hit!! damn ,as a black guy in a white world, i feel your pain, i know what your going through. its the drought isn't it !
@thebadman7471
@thebadman7471 8 лет назад
+Karl Sylvain You can always move to Africa, all those lovely black countries. No? I wonder why...
@kaarthuisplus
@kaarthuisplus 8 лет назад
+The BadMan It's people like you that make his comment look valid.
@thebadman7471
@thebadman7471 8 лет назад
Ambidextrous voter How is it? If black people like him are so dissatisfied with life in the 'white world' In other words WHITE COUNTRIES, then he can go to the MANY black countries in the world and live there.
@kaarthuisplus
@kaarthuisplus 8 лет назад
+The BadMan Who ever said he was dissatisfied with his life? He's calling people like you out on their shit and you proved his point. He's not going to migrate to another country just to avoid having to deal with idiots like yourself.
@kaarthuisplus
@kaarthuisplus 8 лет назад
The BadMan No actually that's all you ever hear because that's how fixated you're thinking is.
@willuexify
@willuexify 11 лет назад
Military terms for STOP! about face. cease fire. halt! negative, do not engage I repeat DO NOT ENGAGE!
@vhscopyofseinfeld
@vhscopyofseinfeld 5 лет назад
willuex “pop smoke,” “cut sling-load,” “Di di mau.”
@XmarcX92
@XmarcX92 10 лет назад
I've had a free piece before, got it the same day I asked actually lmao.
@michaelsieger9133
@michaelsieger9133 4 года назад
Who the fuck is getting a girl stoned on bong rips on a booty call?
@effortlessawareness8778
@effortlessawareness8778 4 года назад
@2:50 6 ft 5 200lb Black guy bro.....only a black guy Lollllll If that was a rehetorical question then Im dyin Cuz I can’t stop laughin at your question
@hopeicanchangethis
@hopeicanchangethis 5 лет назад
Not if its their last day.
@zeldagoblin
@zeldagoblin 8 лет назад
Office flirty shit? God damn it, I'm in the wrong job. I'm too fucking busy working my ass off for minimum wage to find time to fucking hit on my colleagues! Dayum.
@helpAHHHH
@helpAHHHH 8 лет назад
+zeldagoblin Minimum wage jobs are better for your social life and random hook-ups than the office. Women in the office are trying to fuck way up because of all the money at the top. Don't rush life along. We're all looking to the past thinking, "Damn, going to work high and banging the chick who ran the fryer. Those were the days."
@zeldagoblin
@zeldagoblin 8 лет назад
+helpAHHHH well...I work in a school so it's not so conducive to hitting on people lol! It hasn't stopped some trying though I'm sure...
@morningcoffeeOW
@morningcoffeeOW 5 лет назад
Conclusion: nice b8 m8
@traceydeanrainey
@traceydeanrainey 5 лет назад
You will be jailed!
@ktge5050
@ktge5050 3 года назад
Don’t get a girl high who doesn’t get high when it’s only the two of you. You’re just asking for something to go wrong man
@AlanGomesF
@AlanGomesF 9 лет назад
that's fucking halarious
@hoze1235
@hoze1235 3 года назад
stand down soldier abort mission hostile force detected
@siprus
@siprus 11 лет назад
"Abort mission" XD
@rza1m
@rza1m 10 лет назад
Or he's Jesse Pinkman
@WeldinMike27
@WeldinMike27 5 лет назад
Do not engage....
@nickgarcia1292
@nickgarcia1292 7 лет назад
eh ive seen first hand no repercussions relations it exists. my friend had some girlfriends coming into town and they basically made it clear they wanted a warm body. went to a few clubs in town and over the span of a couple nights i had a great time. then they flew back to ny and ya we texted for a second but that was like a gift wrapped weekend of meaningless sex. some girls are angels. theres more than one way to be an angel btw..
@nickgarcia1292
@nickgarcia1292 7 лет назад
no one you work with tho these girls were from across the country for a short visit..
@nacholibre4516
@nacholibre4516 5 лет назад
Since when does rubbing one out help??
@Ioganstone
@Ioganstone 11 лет назад
Learn sarcasm. This isnt talking about me and he didn't actually rape her. Women are always showing the tiniest interest and then go onto "Ew!" mode which is what I meant.
@Soldier4thaLORD
@Soldier4thaLORD 4 года назад
So there's this crazy broad at work✋run!
@donzaloog1400
@donzaloog1400 11 лет назад
It's always better to rub one out than deal with crazy women.
@fictitiousarts
@fictitiousarts 11 лет назад
If wild birds listen to this sellout, the entire species is in trouble.
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