Bill Burr - Rude Beautiful Women 

The most hilarious thing is when ugly ones act all rude or entitled.

“If you’re bored, then YOU’RE boring.” - Harvey Danger Truer words have never been spoken. Too bad that’s the limit of Harvey’s brilliance.

It's a shame that most beautiful people just sleepwalk through their life while everything is being handed over to them and somehow people are surprised that they forget to develop a personality along the way.

i used to work with a gorgeous woman, and she was funny as hell. absolute unicorn, everyone loved her, loved her so much no one even creeped on her coz she was respected. one day at a work party she told a few of us turns out she has a coke habit. she would be high at work lol.

The amount of tangents Bill goes through in 5 mins is incredible.

I've been saying the following sentence to my friends, for years: "You will stay married to the hottest woman you can stand."

I dated a really hot chic once and she was really weird like this. She would always act like she wasn't impressed with anything. In the end she was just a gold digger that was trying to make me try hard/spend more money to impress her. Dumped.

This is strikingly true! And I have a little story about the first time i experienced it. When I was 13-14 years old, a new girl came to my school and went to my class. I thought she was the most beautiful woman i had ever seen. And the rest of the guys in my class thought the same. Point is, she was insanely gorgeous. And believe or not, I was actually “friends” with her in a way, if you could even call it that. Perhaps “acquainted” is a better description. We spoke sometimes, she laughed at my jokes from time to time and she was nice to me, for the most part. But I remember that she would sometimes, out of nowhere, act very rude and cranky all of a sudden. And this happened more and more often, the older we got. When we reached an age of about 15-16 years old, she was rude in this way almost all the time. Perhaps, as she grew up, she started to realize how beautiful she was, and how all the guys wanted to get with her. But the big thing I remember, is that she always used to “sigh” like she was bored or something. She was so difficult to understand at the time, but it all makes more sense now.

Hot women remind me of felines, if you have something they want, they love you, if you don't, they would rather look at the wall then acknowledge your existence haha!

True as hell

Judge a woman by how well she treats someone who can do absolutely nothing for her.

Totally true, I'm a rideshare driver and every time I get a rude person it's some young hot chick with an inflated sense of entitlement. It's gotten to the point where I decline the ride request, because you know they have a glamor shot on the profile.

Bill laughing at the Richard Pryor thing is one of the purest laughs I've ever heard from him.

“I’m a bald redhead” 😂

A beautiful woman with character, humility, decency or compassion is an extremely rare occurrence, that it's easy to see they don't actually exist.

Can you imagine what it would be like sitting next to Burr on an airplane delayed on the tarmac for an hour? Freakin hilarious

Lol! I’m a woman and I totally agree with you ! They take themselves too serious .. Keep making me LMAO Bill! Love your humor I share with friends ..You’ve got a nice SPREAD.😂

"I'm sorry I'm ugly", that would make a great t-shirt.

Some beautiful women who seem snobby might just be shy. I thought my best friend was a bitch when I first met her cause she was gorgeous and didn’t really engage with me when I tried to talk to her, and then as I got to know her better, realized she’s very shy and has a hard time talking to people. It didn’t occur to me that gorgeous people could be that way, I just automatically assumed she was stuck up.

They've never needed to develop a personality.

Rude and EMPTY-HEADED! And in my 72 years, every empty-headed woman I ever knew didn't care. They don't care about anything other than self and spend money. I married a quiet, sweet girl and we've been married 46 years.

I used to think like this but I started to know a few girls who were insanely pretty but also really kind?? There was this one girl who had it all- looks, kindness and talent, and she was real genuine about it. It made me change my mentality I guess.

Most of my guy friends think I'm weird, but I actually prefer plain Janes. I have yet to meet a knockout whose personality I like. Plain Janes are much more interesting, cute, and so on. If I like a girl's personality, it can turn a 6 into an 8 for me. (Not a 4, though - there's a limit).

The nurse who will take care of Bill Burr when he end up in a nursing home will never clock out off work.

I lived with a former swimsuit model for nearly 20 years. Little Miss Hawaiian Tropic 1980. Every man (and a lot of women) lost their mind when they got near her and that's what she expected. She used to torture people with her looks. You see these women butcher themselves as they age. It's because they no longer can control everyone and they freak out. They will do anything to get back that power but they cannot. They get crazy insecure and end up with fish lips and boob jobs and then get attention because they look so weird. But it's the closest thing to what they once had.

As i got older i develop x-ray vision to see past the make up wear, and i'm not impressed.

what i love about bill is that he probably has the BEST time by himself

“I’m sorry I’m ugly” lmao

"it's all about fkin money!" alright Bill that's a thumbs up from me

A lot of times it’s a test, no woman wants to be around someone who bends to their will at the drop of a dime.

To quote Woody Allen: “it’s not that models don’t have brains, they just never have to use them”

I find good looking women to be more friendly than just average looking women. Real stunners seemed to be more down to earth because guys are intimidated to approach them.

I just ignore them now , they don't like that 😎

People "love" you, when it's convenient for them.

I love how Bills Inner conscience is just as loud as him

I'm a simple man. I see Kayden Kross, I click.

I feel him on this one, but I’ve met a lot of average and ugly woman who were extremely rude and some beautiful women who were cool as hell and down to Earth

I love listening to him and his wife talking. They should have a show.

.... dude this is so peaceful to listen... it actually sounds like my voice inside my head late at night... perfect. (I added it to my youtube peaceful list:)

Bill got it right. Your semi nice to someone and suddenly, theyve got a stalker

The issue is; who is secure and who is insecure. For a whole host of reasons, beautiful people may be insecure due in part to how their beauty has affected their life experience. There's a lot of damaged people in the world.

"Go hang out with some beautiful people, IM SORRY IM UGLY! LIKE JESUS CHRIST WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!" - the voice in my head, narrated by bill burr

"Raise his hand when you forgot to assign homework." HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

You must realize that a very beautiful woman will be approached the very minute she's out of your site, the very minute before she was within your site -= all day every day everywhere she goes - she is simply trying to survive in a world filled with men that constantly lie to her , to the point where she does not know what reality is because of all the lies she is told.

I was waiting at the bus stop to get to work, and a beautiful woman walked past me. I looked up and gave a vague smile that had no specific meaning behind it, and she just laughed at me! lol

To be fair they have a lot of random guys trying to talk to them in a lot of situations so they probably develop "bad" habits for a reason. Not saying they get a pass but I can see how a person could start to act like that

I have to agree at least partially. I've gotten strange looks from girls more than once anytime i genuinely asked for a light (as i had forgotten my lighter), always assuming i was trying to hit up on them when all i needed was a light. I've started to counter that by saying "thanks" and immediately walking away while watching their surprised looks.

This is such a rant, i love it

Really nice tip of the hat to Richard Pryor, and purely genuine!

“I’m sorry I’m ugly” 😂

“There’s a lot of hope in the air!!!” 😂😂

Ignoring beautiful women is one of my favorite pastimes. It's so incredibly fun.

"I'm a bald redhead" ...that was funny even though it wasn't intentional :)

I'm going to see Ol' Billy Raisin Balls in Nashville Saturday!!

11:35 The entire jiu jitsu system 🤣

Lol I need to channel all my anger into something productive like this 🤣🤣🤣

I dated a gorgeous girl for years and tbh she was cool af, she actually was like a homie more than anything but I’ll admit, my mistakes are what made her act more like the type of chick bill is talking about. Sometimes they are that way because they’ve been too nice and feel like they’ve been used too much by all types of guys, not just the Brad Pitt’s of the world. So they get like give me money or fuck off. Edit: the relationship got toxic shit happened and we both started resenting each other when she started acting that way.

The amazing part is most of us are prepared and know what to look out for, but when a hot girl or guy comes along, watch how fast these same people ignore their better judgement to hook up.

So true. Every word. Thanks for posting.

Raises his hand when the teacher forgets to assign homework...lmao!!!! Now that shit's funny.

Finding out Bill watches Love & Hip Hop may be the funniest thing I've heard in a long damn time 😄😄

Haven't listed to the entire rant but I know one reason why. I wouldn't consider myself beautiful, I'm probably more "cute". Anyway, I can't tell you how many times I've been followed (in my car and on foot) by some guy. Or have been nice to a someone in an apartment complex and had them knock on my door every few hours. One asked the apartment manager to let him in because he was concerned about me. I have a ton of weird stories all from the age of 16. Seriously. Walking to school. Some creep JO and following me in his car. Happened to a friend of mine too (she was 15). I'm still nice to everyone one but I'm not super friendly with strangers (men). If any of you have daughters, please have a talk with them. Edit: Reading some of these comments...wow. Put your thinking caps on guys.

Oh Man! You are right on point with that R.Pryor line! I was on my ass when I heard him say that! I still laugh thinking about it!

the whole thing on beautiful women is true and all but bill’s view on the news and current events is so raw and straightforward I love this man

Five minutes in, and he's shifted to rambling about Obama. Gotta love Bill.

Rudeness is a weak mans imitation of strength.

Richard Pryor could tell me that my dog had to be put down and I'd still lightly chuckle!

Imagining Bill watching love and hip hop is hilarious 😂😂😂

"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a beautiful woman without discretion." - Proverbs, The Bible

That was like one minute of the actual subject

I can so relate to this.

I’m in tears 😂

I believe that there are only two kinds of people, there are compassionate people or self centered people, race, age, looks has nothing to do with it. You only notice it on beautiful people because they dont need to hide it, they can get away with it because people will still hang out with them, as opposed to everyone else that needs to pretend to fit in because they are not beautiful

“Brah, it’s Frank Murphy.” 👁👄👁

"The entire jiu jitsu--judicial system in this country" Strong finish.

My guy Bill... Clearly One of the Greats

I believe guys overall are nicer to eachother both to womans and mens. Say thx more often. Holds up the door. Or make way for you. Its less with females.

It’s great when the gorgeous ones get old and men start to ignore them, and they are all, “what happened?”

Man, this is soooo freaking real 💯

It,s fun,that the thruth is so insainly funny😂. Bill Burr rules.

Bill!

If a beautiful woman doesn't roll her eyes or do her best to look annoyed when you glance at her she's not beautiful, she is absolutely gorgeous!

Hey bill! Shout out from a beautiful women here! Love your show! brag about you all the time! anddddd have the privilege sometimes to introduce you to new audience! F is for family is an awesome show and love your podcast! So wishing you an amazing 2019 !

bill i love your work; you are spot on

I’ve dated hundreds of women and to be honest the most superficial useless bags of vanity are shit in bed . I once dated this girl who was plain and a sex goddess who could rock any guys world. I look at gorgeous women and look at them with indifference .

I have dated a lot of beautiful women. They often have to be rude because when they are unaccompanied by a man who looks like he can handle himself, too many ugly looking creepy men, some just- got- out- of jail types too, hit on them in the most crude and blatant way. If I was a seriously beautiful woman walking around an inner-city I would carry pepper spray in one hand and a Tazer in the other.

I really appreciate how he turns away from the mic when he yells bills the shit

I’ve had first hand experience of this 😂😂

This pod cast truly is an escape, from the extremely radical thought police these days! 😂I find that most of my enjoyable/overall profitable conversations are had with people that might not be classified as *very* attractive. But in a better world, a conversation's quality, level of respect and value actually *should* be seen as more important than physical appearance. Hallmark could learn from that lol.

"It's all about fucking money". DON'T fuck money! If you thought a paper cut on your finger hurts...

I watch Love and Hip Hop too, and when he was saying the one that looks like an evil man, thats literally all of them. lol.

"Whadda you do you just sit there and fucking pout you do nothing" -scarface to his wife lol.

Generally Beautiful people spend more time on their looks (in the mirror) then they do on developing their personalities. More grief than they are worth.

what i find amusing is when a self centered beautiful womans looks begin to fade suddenly her personality improves.

I love the reverb. Sounds like im in his head.

I love this guy ❤️

44 beautiful women must have watched this

OHHHH JESUS

I was just explaining this to my friends the other day hahah

bang on the money as always Bill!!