Bill Burr - Triggering Feminists 

If she's asking the question, she's probably already cheated.

LOL leave your money at home and bring your snatch, haha.

0:45 “Ladies night... leave your money at home and bring your snatch cause you’re not paying for shyit” 😂😂😂😂

Women hardly ever come right out and say anything directly. So if she asks how upset you would be if she cheated, that's woman speak for, "I cheated on you."

The fact that he's thinking about having a second kid together while having serious doubts absolutely baffles me.

"How upset would you be if you found out I was cheating?" About as upset as you'll be when you don't get shit in the divorce.

Poor guy. She's already cheated on him.

"When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression."

Feminists : my way or the highway Everyone else: ok the highway it is.

Bill slowly becoming personality coach

Secretary: How do you write women so well? Jack Nicolson: I think of a man and I remove reason and accountability. As Good as it Gets.

"You think the club was t full when I showed up?" Classic

Get that Kid DNA tested.

Colored hair in the morning, straight men take warning😎

"We already got bathrooms, pick one!"

Wife just wants to keep him around to support her in her affairs, like some kind of beta provider launching pad.

This guy is gonna be so dangerous when he becomes a senior citizen

George Carlin put it best: It doesn't require a lot of imagination or effort to piss off a feminist

“How upset would you be if I told you I was cheating?” Omg, I feel real sorry for that guy. ☹️

You know you’re a real comedian when you get bummed out that a heckler gets removed because the “fun is over”.

listening to Bill Burr like this is my favorite because you get to hear him create his thoughts and laugh at them as they crop up and apologize when he starts to go off on tangents. i love it.

"I'm a bald red-headed male" Lmao

Bill is always right. He says what honest people are at least thinking but afraid to say because whiney idealists will get their feelings hurt. Good looking women have things easier just like guys with lots of money and good game get a lot of women. That’s just life.

"The protagonist cheats to feel free and young again" Is being a cheater an admirable trait now?

Bill Burr sounds like my ideal mobster Uncle sometimes

"Boo hoo, make me my own room. WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" 😂

That “BOO HOO” and “WAHHHH” legit made me spit out my water. So fucking funny

My ugliness doesnt bother me. It bothers everyone else, but no me.

That guy's life will be a living hell in a few years.

When the cheating question comes up, they aren't asking for forgiveness, they are looking for justification. Cut ties and run

Don't Breed with This Broad

BOO HOO, MAKE ME MY OWN ROOM!

If a woman asks a hypothetical question, "What if I was cheating ...", she's already cheating. Chances are that she's been cheating for a while. She asks in order to see how far things will go before you file for divorce or beat the snot out of her. Either way she wins. My advice to EVERY guy in this scenario ... stay calm and call a good lawyer. It will be a donkey punch if your lawyer is a woman.

Not only is he married to a 2 yr old, its has to be his daughter... lol

Friggin love Bill Burr!

“We already have bathrooms, pick one.” Best thing I’ve ever heard on the podcast so far.

Bills got some balls

The evil Bill Burr laugh is the best🤣🤣🤣

Bill's condescending laugh is the best ever!

"leave your money at home and bring your snatch" fucking brilliant lol

"franny face value" HAHAH "Did he mean dat?"! haha I need this shit in the morning, thank you Bill

3:50. Bill Burr and I just synced yawns. This is my peak. It looks great from up here. Tell Ma I'm comin down now

"don't get upset the way im getting upset ...for you" lmao

" A 'Franny Face Value' in the crowd..." Ha, ha, haaaaaa! That's a first for hearing that term...

Bill burr is savage and always says everything we are thinking. 😂😂😂😂😂

that wife is already cheating, just move on.

"Frannie Face-value" oh my god I'm laughing.

I've always wondered if that laaaaady who screams "EVERY DAY!!!" from the crowd in Bill's special was a plant

The name of the show on Netflix is Gypsy. And based on how MY marriage ended I could only make it through a couple of episodes before I said "fuck this."

Man this story is actually so sad. To think that you have just started a family with someone you love and then all that to happen. This is the type of thing that makes people lose faith in humanity.

"That sucks cuz the fun was over" I feel ya I love a good exchange too

2:05 the sound that encapsulates this whole rant

In the 1980s and 1990s....women who died their hair were the girls we wanted to date. Today it's a warning sign to steer clear.

shit. that story makes even more leary about getting married to someone. then again he probably saw some red flags along the way but chose to ignore them.

The first couple minutes got me rolling with laughter. Bill Burr rocks!

"BOOOOHOOOO , MAKE ME MY OWN ROOM" 😅

Woman : _”they said it was full and it wasn’t “_ Doorman : _”no i said she was full”_

"You don't have to be a genius to read these tea leaves..." LOL I lost my shit at that point. Dude's wife is definitely cheating on him or about to. RIP bruv

Lmao! "Leave your money at home and bring your snatch"

I love bills crackling penguin laugh

Toward the end you read the letter from the guy who 'thinks' his wife might be cheating. She asks him how he'd feel if she were cheating. He then goes into her favorite show being a woman that constantly and consistently cheats. She then tells him she's been talking to, and hanging out with her old high school crush. First off...cheating or not she's manipulating the hell out of him. Using mental and emotional manipulation to make him feel bad...and she's obviously doing so on purpose. That dude is totally foqued ! In the first place it's obvious he's a U.K. citizen. The way he worded the letter, along with certain words(like mum instead of mom) shows that. As a 'man' in the feminazi controlled U.K. he'll get obliterated in a divorce. He won't get his daughter (as he stated would be a huge concern for him..as with any good dad). Even if he has proof positive she's a cheating, wretched piece of garbage, any u.k. lawyer she gets will go the feminazi route...and most likely any evidence he has against her...will be used to say she cheated because of his mistrust...and I guarantee his lawyer will pansy down so as not to get his law credentials revoked. "GUARANTEED". ...And the u.s. ain't any different. It ain't a matter of right or wrong, or justice....but fear of 'public opinion' ...which we all know is controlled by the media...which is controlled by the feminazi left. Dude...is screwed...and not in any kind of good way. Nope... he's taking 'sky scraper' sideways without even spit for lube...right in the caboose...for eternity. ...and his daughter will be being raised by the manipulative cheating skank...to be just like her mother. To use up guys and throw them away. I'd say someone should warn her old high school crush about her...but that foquer 'deserves' what he gets. ...and he'll get it...mark my words. A cheating manipulator...will continue being just that. What ?....you think the 'old crush' don't know she's married ?...or a sneaking conniver ? He'd have to be plain stupid to not know...and even dumber to think he's somehow special to her...and that she wouldn't do that exact same thing when she gets bored with him. Completely "Daft"!

These people always existed and always will it’s just that now they’re empowered by the Internet. Also they know they’re being filmed and they love the exposure.

That laugh is great

Lmfaoooo 😂😂😂

Dude your awesome...PREACH THAT TRUTH!!!

"soul of a women was created below." -Led Zeppelin

I love when he yells away from his mic

“Franny Face-Value.” Why didn’t I discover this legendary phrase sooner? 🙏🏻🙏🏻

Leave your money at home and bring your snatch 😂🤣

" ... No I wouldn't ... But YOU should." 😂 9:30

"Franny Face-value" lol

Hot damn, I didn't know you were doing a show in Vancouver! I hope you come back because I definitely need to see this live!

You can trigger a feminist with the simple question of "What do you bring to a relationship"?

We all know she's already cheating on him and is just gauging his reaction by wording it as a hypothetical question.

Lol so funny

Lol 😂

He should not have married her.

bill you start drinking good beer you'll get spoiled

Vancouverite here and I’m honestly surprised there was only one person like this at your show

Bring your snatch lol

4:10 this is why he’s the god lmao

'Mad Men' featured a cheating protagonist but he was a broken man and his affairs were not seen as liberating his spirit; more like burying his issues.

I like the way u laugh after a joke 🤣🤣

"Franny Face Value"! So good!

Budweiser??!! I’m offended AF!

1:57 HAHA

The legend has spoken

There's no king and queen now lol

Show is called "Gypsy"

Californication was one of the greatest shows of all time

Is that a siren in the back ground at 8.15 lol

Lololol so true that accepting you ugly makes u stronger.

George Carlin said truly offensive stuff (best comic ever IMO) and people get upset over Bill Burr? He's a comedian!!! It just jokes!!!

Bill was spot on. The extreme left make the extreme right look sane

"Franny face value" ...fucken awsome

Gotta be something more important than bathrooms 😂

I give himm two more years till he goes full George Carlin!

Yeah my baby mom started going out to bars and acting like she was in college again after our son was born. Kinda similar shit to this story. End of story is, I kicked her out and I am a single father now.

Lmao bald AND red headed. Bill is one of the greats!!

It must be so freeing to not only be able to say anything you want anytime you want...but to GET PAID BIG to do it 😂