Bill Burr - Girlfriend was in Porn 

Daniel Noullet 🤣

This just made Bill's joke even funnier. He's so refreshingly dumb😂😃😂

You win. I missed that. Good spot. Hilarious.

Well you know what he meant. Defective genes where he didnt have teeth his entire life

😂 missed that one!

I cried!

lmao

Obviously a reference to the end of the movie 'Seven' - I loved that film, despite having Brad Pitt in it.

Yeah, yeah, that's what the tip jar is there for, now shut up and get the fuck out of my light I'm working here.

Damn, your sister gave it up pretty fast, you might want to get down to the clinic just in case.

Yup you know that feeling 😂

I'd take a slightly less honest chick instead any day of the week.

Umer Salman - YES!!! WTF???

It's not actually

@@TravelersTalesGaming eat my shorts

MIAcane23 well its more likely that she'll tell you the truth so that if anything goes off later she is in the clear

I'd get the hell out of that one and skip town bro lol

The ultimate beta move is crying over men your bitch has been fucking before you even knew she existed. Are you not better than them?? Of course you are. Suck it up, people fuck.

@@Broteese girl?

@@wennwenn1422 guy

@Daniel Smith Real men don't want used pussy.

7EVEN I am proud I got that reference! lol

You just made me spit my coffee all over the sofa while laughing, hope you're proud of yourself!

Haha...

Cream filling.

😂gtfo

Bowie M.D. cake filler

lmao i died

I READ THIS JUST AS HE SAID IT amazing

@@kalbearts237 wtf same... These RU-vid comment algorithms really getting state of the art hey.

I spilt my full beer all over myself than spit it on the girl I was hanging out with by accident

@ everyone's at it 🤫

@ It's not perfectly cool to fap to porn. It's all degenerate and does nothing for any party involved.

@@ll-mc8bx pretty sure it actually helps your body and mind to have that release. Wether its with the opposite sex or porn. Its good for your body and brain. So there you go

@DR Dan not necessary. The transfer rate for herpes from female to male is less than 4% per year, and that's with consistent sex throughout.

@DR Dan what if he rubbers up...

yeah, but she's also a slut, how to be sure, that she won't do that again, won't search for a "feeling" again after you marry her and you will have kids? What's then?

I mean Geez. Who hasn't made mistakes. She's clean. She's obviously ashamed of it and hopefully learned her lessons

@@SatanicBunny666 if i would want just to date with this girl, i would defenitely fck exclusively in condom), but i get your point, if just to have fun without serious relationship, then yeah,why not, but i think this guy is thinking about serious relationship or i misunderstood?

@@aerahtv0000 Sluts are hot! Are not most men sluts?

@@SatanicBunny666 Sluts are hot! Also, are not most men sluts? I think Bill would say YES . Men will fuck anything that moves!

True. If it bothered you in the beginning, it'll probably still be there 10-15 years into the relationship. But at the same time, the girl might have been up front and honest to him because she actually had feelings for him.

Damn...thats not the truth I want & need right now.

Bluesky1221 bc you're insecure

Exactly. I really heavily disagree with the comment about mental health in porn stars but I think you said it better than Bill. If your ego is so fragile you can't stand the fact that she was in the porn industry years ago then you're not right for her. Walk out, you'd just make both of you miserable with your insecurities.

John Mar Don’t date whores - the simple rule.

Barracks rat for sure

brilliant

Only people in the military will understand what hoes females soldiers are lmao.

Yall niggas bout to make me enlist wtf

@@YungKhalifaa aye dawg, females really be thirstin for dick. Go for it, it's a fun time in the military.

Lol

Chastity :/

Dixie normous

Bustin jieber

crystal

Women joking about men isn't the same thing as men joking about women... A friend of yours jokes about your boyfriend being cute: not a big deal, right? A friend of yours who tried to fuck your boyfriend behind your back, was rejected and forgiven by you jokes about your boyfriend being cute: maybe a bigger deal, I'd guess. Not everything equates; you can't take circumstance, situation and history out of every equation. Burr's my favorite stand-up but even he says that he has problems with women.

@@christianc.christian5025 m exases

Camp Matthew you should be sorry you lame piece of shit

@@christianc.christian5025 no...just no

@@th3envyp238 Well, maybe they are the same thing to you, but to most men with a pair between their legs, they don't worry about this sort of shit. But you keep on keeping on.

Shes halfcuban half puerto rican Did 2 girls 1 guy Did 1 girl 2 guys 20 years old active for 8 months Did everything Was on the military shortly Shes clean 26-27 now Look into it

Kamino did you find it? If not pus comment on all these comments bruh.

Yeah. Not good

Either that or it's so mainsteam it's been buried beneath all the other videos.

Or it’s old, unpopular? Who’d a thunk

Ken Alexander It's Forrest. A Forest can't run.

Two are's 😂

What kind of a name is Zach? Sounds like a Fags name 😂 Go Fuck yourself and have a Nice day

RUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!! 😄!

sHmAaa seriously, everytime someone calls it that, i imagine way more high-fives than are probably necessary for a threesome

Never heard of it, must be something new......

Bill called it "the rotisserie chicken" lol

Seesaw?

Spit Roasted

Well, at least she will NOT do something you request.

nuffflavor ~ Yes, but she will want to be payed, and it would be just a job and an act she can do with anyone else. How hard up for sex are people that they have to give their heart to a slut that will screw anyone for money? I never had trouble getting sex from women, but if you don't respect them, don't marry them!

Most porn actors are clean and they have to be.

I hear ya Molo Tulo, but you cannot mix the aspects of a personal relationship with the aspects of a job. Relationships are based off of feelings and emotions where a job is mainly based off of $$$$. Would I date a porn star ? Hell no, but if (just saying cause I am married)...... I met a nice lady in a public place, our personalities blended smoothly and we shared many likes.... would I/you just drop her when you found out about her job weeks/months later ? Some may and some may not, but as I have pointed out, if a male does stay with her then that ONE aspect (sex) would not / should not be a problem for him. :)

@@nuffflavor that's wrong. The whole point of an relationship is to have complete intimacy with another person. That's why you cant date or marry strippers, prostitutes, porn actors or cheaters. It's all the same shit money or not

@Derek Johansen or something Agreed. I I wouldn't say the guy or the girl in the situation is wrong. I suppose they just weren't right for each other.

@Dr.'sorders oh because since she did porn she has no self respect at all and is some piece of shit? You sound like a wonderful dickhole.

@Dr.'sorders Seriously, man or woman, I don't give a fuck...u deserve a punch in the face for such a comment.

if the hole was blown out, how was the sex good?

Everything? Even gagging on a meaty shit?

I don't know about *you* (actually I do, based on your reaction), but I *haven't* done anything I'd be ashamed of if it were on tape. Just sayin'.

@@thebigredwagon gagathon

the list I bet she's been bored out like an indian canoe. You could probably get both legs in her and row her down some rapids.

Sheryl Dozier Really? Wouldnt want it playing at your grans wake though.

Exactly dude, but apparently many people in this comment section don't seem to understand that

TheCynicalDouche yeah that was when I got fucking alert. That can be a fucking time bomb. Ticking.

I dont know about that last part, she was in the milletary and then when straight to porn, maybe she saw some fucked up shit in war or some shit like that. Because from the army or whatever to porn is a pretty drastic career change

@@ganeshh6378 Ever heard of "women's military careers". She probably get banged more in the army compared to porn.

Unfortunately, rape is common in the military, and women are usually the victims.

@Derek Johansen or something five dudes come to her birthday party and banged her in front of him by old memory

@Derek Johansen or something orc, just an assumption

@Derek Johansen or something Nah, not troll. Can confirm. He nutted in her ass before it was my turn and didn't tell me, the cheeky bastard.

@@user-vk9zj2kw6d Still totally gonna get you back for that, you son of a bitch! ;)

😂

If they were real friends, no. If not friends, maybe. Only desperate men dick std material

On my momma I believe that

Kamino a porn Star is cleaner than the average chick as they have to get tested a lot

Just sex tho no relationship for nasty hoes.

Lmfao most likely but tbh your own friends will try it even if you are broken up or not sad but most dudes now a days don't give a fuck.

I feel you, man. I was naive enough to give a girl with daddy issues a chance and got burned bad. She was honest about all the shit she did including having sugar daddies to "fill the emptiness" her dad left. I thought she being honest about all those shit meant she came to terms with her issues. Short answer: Damaged goods stay damaged. They come to normal people seeking a normal life and thinking you can repair them. Little did they realize only they can repair themselves. When they realized they can't be normal, they will tear you down and make you drown with them. Worse, they suck the life out of you so their emptiness is filled temporarily until the next victim comes along.

Exactly. Sorry, but not for me.

Its on her if you make a choice like that you gotta accept that not everyone is gonna want you.

A train? I am a foreigner, but she put like a hotweels train in her bazinga? lol

Yeah dude it's crazy why do all the pretty girls have to be such sluts

I dont feel sorry for her. Actions have consequences.

@@thelevhart7980 I don't recall asking you to.

@@AFO_AnalyRics I know. But its the internet and I can give my opinion anywhere I want to.

@@thelevhart7980 I don't recall claiming otherwise.

@@AFO_AnalyRics I dont recall claiming that you were claiming otherwise

So true

Never buy german

goes both ways. Buy with the head, not with the heart.. regret will also come your way

@@WillTheFrozen disagree

If I buy a motorcycle, is that zoophilia?

WDYM?

Hope you are doing better bro. Keep your head up and living your life. Good things are coming.......

Your comment is 2 years old, but I did the exact same thing and love this comment lol

ChefG Romano She’s trying to be nice to you because she doesn’t want to pay for her degeneracy, immorality, stupid and so on. Hoes try to run from the empty egg carton life which they chose to follow.

same. i'd be fine with what was in the past - it didn't hurt anyone and it wasn't a war crime so who cares?

@@georgechapman9688 That’s how I’d like to think but for some reason I wouldn’t be able to handle that

No. Definitely ask. This way, you can haul ass early.

Hecking Heck Nah bro, i tend to disagree. open the door and see the monsters in your closet lol

Ask questions. If you don't like it then go. My wife and I have tons of skeletons in our closet. We each know everything and we are way more forthcoming and honest with each Other.

Hecking Heck Ah, yes, because somehow that changes things. She did what she did, she’s a whore. Just because you don’t ask doesn’t mean you won’t find out later, which is even worse.

funny how he was all for it when he thought she just did it with other girls.

horowizard her pussy got pounded so many times she can’t feel anything

Haha 👍 🤣 yupp That damn Dylan Tobeck

And when Bill says "what's in the box??" reminds me of when Dee says "Ohh, what was in the juice?"

Sadly, you are probably right. If actually has become a better person she should always be honest about it and live with the consequences.

Fucken A

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie!

nice name

perfect

I would stay an ask for more 3some

@ sk king - Smart man.

Dr.'sorders Nah, don’t touch degenerates. Probably a feminist too, LoL

Those guys do God's work

@@MatthewLee8383 Yes they do.

Very reasonably put.