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Bill Maher in his 2000 special "Be More Cynical" talking about the Christian religion.

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@19monk53
@19monk53 7 лет назад
"Religion was invented when the first con-man met the first fool". Mark Twain
@clancywong
@clancywong 7 лет назад
19monk53 lol! like the way you put it.
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 7 лет назад
"religion is regarded true by the common, false by the wise, and useful to the rulers" fall and decline of the roman empire
@alleycat2759
@alleycat2759 7 лет назад
"What profit has not that fable of Christ brought us!" Pope Leo X.
@suzannealexander588
@suzannealexander588 7 лет назад
stormwatcher59 Isn't it "Decline And Fall of The Roman Empire"??? Do u know who wrote it, by chance?? I've heard it 📖 quoted all my life, (or so it seems), but have never read it - Yet. 📖
@suzannealexander588
@suzannealexander588 7 лет назад
Alleycat 27 When did Pope Leo X live?
@hunterfrank8087
@hunterfrank8087 9 лет назад
I love how you can see bill maher's transition from Theist, to Deist, to Atheist.
@davidroberts1689
@davidroberts1689 9 лет назад
Hunter Frank Not all that surprising.
@MiraSubieGirl
@MiraSubieGirl 9 лет назад
Hunter Frank ty^ i was just like wait wut? is he plugging out some deistic thoughts?
@suzannealexander588
@suzannealexander588 7 лет назад
Rosela B Deists believe in God and often the Bible, but generally reject organized religion. Ben Franklin & Thomas Jefferson were two Deists of several amongst America's Founding Fathers. I'll leave THEIST for another time so as not to answer erroneously tonight.
@atheistickhan7216
@atheistickhan7216 6 лет назад
That is a very common transition actually... Theism : believe in god + miracles that keep a close management over everything. Deist : God , - miracles and don't keep a close attention to things Atheism - No god ( atleast the religious version of ) , no miracles therefore no sin , no reward nor punishment holds valid. My transition are : Apatheism ->theism ( out of fear ) -> Deism -> Apatheism ( again) -> Atheism ( caused very similar to all the mythologies I've read in a book named : World mythology and the fact of noticing that organized religions are hypocritical in nature e.g killing .) then introduction to Carlin , Maher , DM2525 , Dawkins , Hitchens , Harris etc...strengthen my atheism.
@kurtwpg
@kurtwpg 6 лет назад
Nah. I generally like the guy, but it was cowardice. He was always an atheist, just took his time going on the record.
@hannasolis9487
@hannasolis9487 6 лет назад
I'm not religious but my parents are, I can't tell them about it because i need them to pay for my college education
@olgacampbell3794
@olgacampbell3794 6 лет назад
Hanna Solis u r brave you can get thru this I know it’s torture
@YOLANDISM
@YOLANDISM 6 лет назад
Same
@themelancholia
@themelancholia 5 лет назад
Sorry..
@cgee7590
@cgee7590 5 лет назад
As long as you don't take away anyone's rights because of your family's beliefs you should be fine;)
@quinnbaker1935
@quinnbaker1935 5 лет назад
Same here haha
@lobete
@lobete 9 лет назад
eeeh Jesus is *okay* as a role model. Hercules though, that was a guy we can look up to. Saving people, killing multiheaded serpents, etc. He wasn't afraid to stand up to a god or two either. What a guy!
@deanosumo
@deanosumo 9 лет назад
Futrix Hercules did kill his own wife and children.
@shakimaro
@shakimaro 9 лет назад
Futrix Yeah, but Jesus can raise the dead and walk on water. Also revived after being killed. That's pretty badass if you ask me :) I would have to meet them to find out who i would rather make out with.
@KingQwertzlbrmpf
@KingQwertzlbrmpf 9 лет назад
Futrix I actualy think jesus is not a really good role model. He condoned slavery... and if jesus really is yahwee in disguise like most christians believe then he committed or ordered a multitude of genocides... How about Siegfried from the Nibelungenlied (sry, i don´t really know how it is called in english) as a role model? He was kind, strong, fearless and always cared for the well-being of his friends.
@bufferzone3247
@bufferzone3247 8 лет назад
+KingQwertzlbrmpf Game point. Cheers
@krissanders987
@krissanders987 8 лет назад
+KingQwertzlbrmpf toucha, bro. I see it same way
@chipichipichapachapacala
@chipichipichapachapacala 5 лет назад
"You know he's a single parent.. who writes books and gets pissed!" 🤣
@biankapal1431
@biankapal1431 8 лет назад
800.000 species of insects? Current estimates say between 6 and 10 million. Though this only makes Bill's point even more valid.
@johnny0seven
@johnny0seven 7 лет назад
This clip is from almost 17 years ago. The data was likely way different then
@biankapal1431
@biankapal1431 7 лет назад
Fair enough, that's probably the case
@suzannealexander588
@suzannealexander588 7 лет назад
Bianka Pál IS an interesting factoid - about the vast # of insects. I appreciate the way Bill Maher made one think things through during this era...
@brycetharp4057
@brycetharp4057 5 лет назад
Isn't there like over 5,000 species of beetles alone?
@Kirke182
@Kirke182 5 лет назад
According to the Smithsonian website, there are about 900,000 species of insects.
@funpheonix9752
@funpheonix9752 8 лет назад
I was raised a Christian, but I'm not one anymore. I'm actually kind of glad, to be honest. It's nice to be more informed, but it also kind of sucks because my whole family's Christian/Catholic/Lutheran and I can't tell my mom that I'm not a Christian anymore... Honestly, she told me that I could be lesbian, bi, trans or whatever, but she wouldn't tolerate it if I wasn't Christian. So, needless to say, I just act like I still believe for her sake. But oh yes, Bill Maher is freakin awesome
@louistournas120
@louistournas120 8 лет назад
Sometimes you have to be a good actor in life to avoid trouble. I began to doubt at age 11 and by 12, I decided it is normal for ancient people to be superstitious. So I dumped christianity. That was over 30 years ago. My family knows I am an atheist. Science is the key to understanding the universe better. We are just biological machines.
@elamplough1
@elamplough1 8 лет назад
+FunPheonix97 I know what you mean. I was baptised as a baby, went to a catholic school etc but as you get older you start to see through all that crap. I'd call myself an agnostic now but I wouldn't dare tell my family that, especially my mum.
@standoughope
@standoughope 8 лет назад
+FunPheonix97 I can't go with you on pretending to be a Christian. I can understand avoiding the topic, just not faking who you are. Life is too short. Your mother won't die by the knowledge that you aren't a Christian.
@davegro4435
@davegro4435 8 лет назад
+sonny sköld have you don't that??? were you that tough with your parents. I disliked my parent very much, I was raised a jehovahs witness, took so many years to get that cult / religion out of my head. now i'm a non-believer.
@davegro4435
@davegro4435 8 лет назад
+Dave Gr and we have to stop thinking that being a non believer or atheist is a horrible thing!!! its ironic. I totally believe this life is our only life, I was lucky enough to not be involved in a war. I wish our president was an atheist, he would understand how precious this one life is. but our American presidents have to be Christians-people that have such a giant ego, that they cant believe that they can actually cease to exist. THEY ARE JUST TOO IMPORTANT!
@gomezcalin
@gomezcalin 8 лет назад
Took me 20 years. I started doubting at the age of 10. At 30 I came to a conclusion. I was never religious but there was a degree of doubt. Not anymore, if people think about it this does not make any sense. Let me add I attended catholic school for 9 years.
@kav2903
@kav2903 8 лет назад
I started questioning at 13, stopped believing at 13.
@HelderP1337
@HelderP1337 8 лет назад
+LukeKing Usually that's how it works, people typically open their eyes in the same second they start questioning, it's all it takes really, just question what the fuck is going on around you and somehow the answers will come to you.
@anarchistjesus7354
@anarchistjesus7354 7 лет назад
I asked my mom two similar questions on the same day. Is Santa Real? My mom said "no." Is God real? Of course she said yes. That got me to start really questioning it then. I just kinda went a long period of time without giving a single shit. If you asked me during that time if I was religious, I'd shrug it off, and say "meh." That started when I was about 10 or 11. Even earlier than that when I was first being taught this bullshit, I specifically remember hearing, or reading (we had this thing called "The Children's Bible," still do) the flood story, and other stories from Genesis, and thinking "This is bullshit." That's probably not how I worded it, but it was something along those lines. Finally after all those years of basically just forgetting religion exists (my mom hasn't gone to church in years) it entered my consciousness again, and it was practically a snap decision. That is how I became an atheist.
@anarchistjesus7354
@anarchistjesus7354 7 лет назад
Heywood Yabloome True.
@saratakpar2354
@saratakpar2354 6 лет назад
Justice Equality took u 20 years? :| seriously?eh late is better than never
@siddharthasingh1977
@siddharthasingh1977 5 лет назад
*I miss old days when comedians were free to joke* !!!
@fezzik7619
@fezzik7619 2 года назад
Bullshit. They still are.
@tommystyx
@tommystyx 8 лет назад
God made Eve because the animals were complaining. The sheep were especially annoyed.
@tommystyx
@tommystyx 8 лет назад
***** God really needed a gardener?
@tommystyx
@tommystyx 8 лет назад
***** Fucking lazy ass angels.
@freeyourmind9645
@freeyourmind9645 8 лет назад
+gumbeet You dont believe in the theory of evolution backed by incomplete but strong evidence yet you fully believe on everything you just said just because your local pastor and an ancient book said so? makes sense bruh, totally makes sense
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 8 лет назад
+Thomas Thornhill LMFAO!!!
@ZMondoHype
@ZMondoHype 8 лет назад
+gumbeet lol bruh ur dumb
@carlosbetancourt6515
@carlosbetancourt6515 9 лет назад
Bill isn't an atheist here. woah
@terminalpc
@terminalpc 8 лет назад
+Carlos Betancourt agnostic
@Gex9z
@Gex9z 8 лет назад
I think he was a deist at this point. He later became atheist upon realization that a deist is an atheist that has trouble letting go of the concept of a god.
@1man1bike1road
@1man1bike1road 8 лет назад
maybe he just didn't think his audience was ready for that kind of show
@Gex9z
@Gex9z 8 лет назад
stephen tarr Possibly, but from what I've seen of Maher he doesn't seem the type to keep his opinions to himself, lol.
@merry8647
@merry8647 7 лет назад
Carlos Betancourt i think he switched, but deism and theism are incredibly different, so it doesn't really matter.
@PhilipMcAdam
@PhilipMcAdam 10 лет назад
More of Bill is what we need.
@spiritalight
@spiritalight 10 лет назад
More Jesus. Less Bill.
@PhilipMcAdam
@PhilipMcAdam 10 лет назад
I think that Tuam proves that jesus is no better than hitler
@spiritalight
@spiritalight 10 лет назад
How so? What do you know about Tuam, and how does that even apply to Jesus whatsoever?
@PhilipMcAdam
@PhilipMcAdam 9 лет назад
Spirit Alight I missed you reply sorry. Tuam was run by a religious catholic order that loved jesus but hated unmarried mothers and their kids. And thought the best place for the babies was the septic tank. This was condoned and financed both by the state and the holy catholic church. We will never know the stories of the mothers and what they went through in these concentration camps of jesus. and the bodies were fucked into a mass grave. So more denial and lies and silence for our savoir jesus. He is one cool guy. These convent concentration camps were all over ireland and one was near where I live. But holy catholic do not want that mentioned.
@stephendrummer1
@stephendrummer1 9 лет назад
He is a dick too, He thinks he's a Jew, he does not even know who the jews were, stupid fuck.
@Soccercrazyigboman
@Soccercrazyigboman 9 лет назад
Bill said what I just realized 3 days ago. There is no friggin way Jesus would have been a Republican. Besides being Pro Life, there is nothing about the Republican Party that resembles Jesus's teachings
@Nero-was-Right
@Nero-was-Right 8 лет назад
Jesus would have been a socialist like Einstein. Jesus was like the anti republican.
@halestoorm511
@halestoorm511 8 лет назад
Jesus seemed like such a beautiful person and capitalist assholes as Reagan takes advantage of it
@leveganpolitique3878
@leveganpolitique3878 7 лет назад
Well Yahweh definitely wasn't pro-life... Then the Lord said to Moses, 12 “Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘If a man’s wife goes astray and is unfaithful to him 13 so that another man has sexual relations with her, and this is hidden from her husband and her impurity is undetected (since there is no witness against her and she has not been caught in the act), 14 and if feelings of jealousy come over her husband and he suspects his wife and she is impure-or if he is jealous and suspects her even though she is not impure- 15 then he is to take his wife to the priest. He must also take an offering of a tenth of an ephah[c] of barley flour on her behalf. He must not pour olive oil on it or put incense on it, because it is a grain offering for jealousy, a reminder-offering to draw attention to wrongdoing. 16 “‘The priest shall bring her and have her stand before the Lord. 17 Then he shall take some holy water in a clay jar and put some dust from the tabernacle floor into the water. 18 After the priest has had the woman stand before the Lord, he shall loosen her hair and place in her hands the reminder-offering, the grain offering for jealousy, while he himself holds the bitter water that brings a curse. 19 Then the priest shall put the woman under oath and say to her, “If no other man has had sexual relations with you and you have not gone astray and become impure while married to your husband, may this bitter water that brings a curse not harm you. 20 But if you have gone astray while married to your husband and you have made yourself impure by having sexual relations with a man other than your husband”- 21 here the priest is to put the woman under this curse-“may the Lord cause you to become a curse[d] among your people when he makes your womb miscarry and your abdomen swell. 22 May this water that brings a curse enter your body so that your abdomen swells or your womb miscarries.” “‘Then the woman is to say, “Amen. So be it.” 23 “‘The priest is to write these curses on a scroll and then wash them off into the bitter water. 24 He shall make the woman drink the bitter water that brings a curse, and this water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering will enter her. 25 The priest is to take from her hands the grain offering for jealousy, wave it before the Lord and bring it to the altar. 26 The priest is then to take a handful of the grain offering as a memorial[e] offering and burn it on the altar; after that, he is to have the woman drink the water. 27 If she has made herself impure and been unfaithful to her husband, this will be the result: When she is made to drink the water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering, it will enter her, her abdomen will swell and her womb will miscarry, and she will become a curse. 28 If, however, the woman has not made herself impure, but is clean, she will be cleared of guilt and will be able to have children. 29 “‘This, then, is the law of jealousy when a woman goes astray and makes herself impure while married to her husband, 30 or when feelings of jealousycome over a man because he suspects his wife. The priest is to have her stand before the Lord and is to apply this entire law to her. 31 The husband will be innocent of any wrongdoing, but the woman will bear the consequences of her sin.’” -Numbers 5: 11-31
@gregjohnson298
@gregjohnson298 6 лет назад
But thats ok,because theres no Jesus
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 6 лет назад
music-obsessed vegan atheist ~ wow, that's some seriously fucked-up shit!
@miladragon
@miladragon 8 лет назад
I've never seen anyone point out the fact that the word "bible" comes from the Greek word βιβλιον (biblion), which means book. Everyone has been raving about "the Book" for a little too long IMO.
@CKBrooke
@CKBrooke 8 лет назад
I never realized he was raised Catholic! Totally thought he had a Jewish background.
@jilliansmith7123
@jilliansmith7123 7 лет назад
So THAT's what it is about him! Ethnically Jewish, WAS Catholic, IS atheist in 2017. Got it! Thanks.
@CKBrooke
@CKBrooke 7 лет назад
+zack waterman I know, dear, I'm Jewish.
@suzannealexander588
@suzannealexander588 7 лет назад
C.K. Brooke Ditto
@appsuikerbuik9605
@appsuikerbuik9605 7 лет назад
Zack waterman, jezus was a jew. Read your fairytale book.
@jaybirdjaybird9410
@jaybirdjaybird9410 5 лет назад
C.K. Brooke. His mom was Jewish
@babbisp1
@babbisp1 9 лет назад
*2:00** "I believe in God, but..." Wait what?!?*
@HeilLoki
@HeilLoki 9 лет назад
Back then, he did. You know. People can change their minds. Only morons never change their minds. Don't be afraid to change your mind and don't be suprised if others do either. The worst thing about politics is this: If someone changes his mind, he's regarded as a flip flopper. Well, that's actually a GOOD thing.
@Snuffsaid2007
@Snuffsaid2007 9 лет назад
I won't lie, that sent alarm bells ringing for me too. I'm glad he finally shook off the brainwashing of his youth and made his own decisions, but it's very surprising to me somebody this intelligent, articulate and cynical took so long to come to a conclusion.
@rabity
@rabity 9 лет назад
Either Deist or he said ''I *believeD* in god, but...''
@andrewmaxwell8808
@andrewmaxwell8808 9 лет назад
I was shocked too. Whattttttttt
@fiddyoda
@fiddyoda 9 лет назад
Snuffsaid2007 One important thing here is that many people who believ in god doesnt really believe in the god of the bible or the koran. They believe in a god they created themselfs in search of the meaning of life and why we are here. So people like bill here in this stage of his life was a believer but really not a religious person.
@riteshkumar433
@riteshkumar433 9 лет назад
Doesn't Bill look like Ryan Stiles from "Whose line is it anyway" ?
@eaubert1
@eaubert1 6 лет назад
Ryan Stiles is "Herb Melnyk" in TAAHM, right? Absolutely!
@user-fj6kk1vo8n
@user-fj6kk1vo8n 4 года назад
Cannot believe I read this as I was thinking it 😂
@pepijagarzekje
@pepijagarzekje 10 лет назад
Thank God and praise Jesus for creating Bill Maher! :))
@unknownuser4816
@unknownuser4816 9 лет назад
Secular Humanist Thank the greeks for creating Zeus!
@williamsmith4088
@williamsmith4088 9 лет назад
Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for creating dinner!
@unknownuser4816
@unknownuser4816 9 лет назад
william smith What if I don't eat spaghetti?
@jilliansmith7123
@jilliansmith7123 7 лет назад
Then just eat the meatballs and the delicious sauce. Or enjoy a different dish. TFSM says everything on the menu is yummy. R'amen!
@johnplatko8804
@johnplatko8804 11 лет назад
I went through a period of life after I left home and Catholic schools and went to college studying science where I thought all this God stuff was nonsense but then in my early 30s, with a better look at life under my belt, it was easier to see through the layers of crud that misunderstanding painted on God and Christianity and it's never seemed like nonsense to me since then. And I found that to be a very beautiful and interesting revolution for me.
@frankmeier4599
@frankmeier4599 6 лет назад
What is the difference between Christianity and the Islam? Coca Cola, Pepsi Cola ...
@RoyalCaymanian
@RoyalCaymanian 5 лет назад
Frank Meier Kuka Kula. Bebsi Kula.
@trent8002003
@trent8002003 9 лет назад
Down deep, people know that the Bible is too fanciful and flawed with holes and cracks in logic of all sorts. But what else do they have? When you want hope and peace and happiness and solace so badly, you take it in whatever form they come from, even false ones.
@jilliansmith7123
@jilliansmith7123 7 лет назад
False hope does not give peace or happiness. It gives asinine uncertainty and stupidity. REAL information, on the other hand, even if it's bad news, at least gives you REALITY. Human beings are able to face reality--if they don't fill their heads with asininity, false hope, and stupidity.
@meiyeelee7064
@meiyeelee7064 2 года назад
@@jilliansmith7123 They is a saying called ~ idiot's happiness .
@danidejaneiro8378
@danidejaneiro8378 7 лет назад
WTF Bill Maher admitting to believing in God? How long ago was this?
@alexkilgour1328
@alexkilgour1328 7 лет назад
According to the description 16 years. That said, I was a deist 16 years ago, now I'm an Atheist.
@danidejaneiro8378
@danidejaneiro8378 7 лет назад
Alex Kilgour -- And sixteen years ago, I was a questioning agnostic. But I was also 18 years old. I had always imagined he was atheist since at least the 80s.
@rany615
@rany615 7 лет назад
same , the only problem i was 3 years old 16 years ago
@IslamBigGay
@IslamBigGay 7 лет назад
Gringo Show I think he was lieing about believing in god because of the backlash he could have received before he worked for hbo
@danidejaneiro8378
@danidejaneiro8378 7 лет назад
Brann I would believe that.
@ignostu
@ignostu 12 лет назад
hear ,hear ,like a breath of fresh air .More !
@dgcostarica1
@dgcostarica1 11 лет назад
You have a very good point, you have given me something to think about.. Thanks for the input!
@NightridewithNikki
@NightridewithNikki 7 лет назад
"what is God, Bonanza?" Me: I love Bonanza
@WillOfMyD
@WillOfMyD 8 лет назад
Depending on how you look at it, the bible can either be a comedy, or an instruction booklet on how to torcher someone through manipulation. For intellectual people, it can't be interpreted any other way.
@anitamann9217
@anitamann9217 5 лет назад
So intellectual that you can't spell the word torture
@stephenwright8824
@stephenwright8824 2 года назад
@@anitamann9217 _torcher_ is a cooler spelling imo. I wouldn't r/boneappletea it. And it's flexible as it can also be applied to medieval Christians. 😋
@Taylorkaraoke
@Taylorkaraoke 7 лет назад
I think Eddie Izzard, (or Ricky Gervais) was the one that said: Imagine that all religious texts dissapeared today, all religions. And everything started again from scratch; No religion would be the same as before. Imagine that all scientific literature would dissapear; no matter when all scientific investigation would produce again litterature; it would all remain exactly the same. It's the proof that religion is the product of the human being.
@stephenwright8824
@stephenwright8824 2 года назад
It was Ricky Gervais.
@RAFCIO1able
@RAFCIO1able 11 лет назад
Love it!
@princeofruins3287
@princeofruins3287 9 лет назад
oh my imaginary friend , bill maher said he believes in god....
@princeofruins3287
@princeofruins3287 9 лет назад
It was a joke ...
@babbisp1
@babbisp1 8 лет назад
Jesus wasn't that good. *Matthew 15:4* “He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.” *Matthew **10:34** - 37* “Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn “‘a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law- a man’s enemies will be the members of his own household.’ “Anyone who loves their father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; anyone who loves their son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. *Revelation **2:22**-23* Indeed I will cast her into a sickbed, and those who commit adultery with her into great tribulation, unless they repent of their deeds. I will kill her children with death, and all the churches shall know that I am He who searches the minds and hearts. And I will give to each one of you according to your works.
@marymillar8605
@marymillar8605 7 лет назад
I also was raised catholic so I get it I had to re-program myself, but Bill you crack me up 😂
@gregjohnson298
@gregjohnson298 6 лет назад
Welcome to the real world Mary,not so scary is it? Bet all your morals are still intact,happy,friendly,kind right? It was you,not some ancient superstitious book.I just cant imagine a Heaven full of religious people could ever be peaceful,they were never peaceful here,thats for sure lol Mary you have truly seen the light,congrats!!!
@kauaiphil
@kauaiphil 13 лет назад
Two 17-18 year old Mormons came to my door yesterday. It was great fun. Of course, they had never even heard of Dawkins, Harris, Hitchen, or Dennett. This one kid keep telling me he had evidence of God, pointing to his book of Momon. I told him I had a degree in Philosophy, had taught high school social studies, and had been an atheist for over 50 years; and did he really think he could change my mind. I asked him if he believed in Thor, Baal, etc. and that when he understood why he didn't ....
@spiritalight
@spiritalight 10 лет назад
Bill Maher's comedy does not exist.
@Nickiscool180
@Nickiscool180 10 лет назад
Bill will send you to hell from saying such things. He is the lord and saver and he loves you. prase Bill Maher!!!
@spiritalight
@spiritalight 10 лет назад
Silly.
@TheReaper569
@TheReaper569 10 лет назад
so is your reasoning behind your comment
@spiritalight
@spiritalight 10 лет назад
I don't recall disclosing my reason for the comment.
@spiritalight
@spiritalight 10 лет назад
No, I don't think my sense of humor is at fault. (Laugh Out Loud) See...I laughed.
@RHProductionsII
@RHProductionsII 11 лет назад
I had that kind of a long way since childhood with religion\god issue, I just kept thinking "if this is (this), but (this) doesn't appear in any shape or form.. and whatever I do I dont just see or hear anything.. how is (this) anyhow affecting me?"
@PowderRanger00
@PowderRanger00 11 лет назад
thanks for your comments though they've helped ;) im just such a literal thinker it frustrates me sometimes haha
@pulpreader7197
@pulpreader7197 5 лет назад
When I first saw the title to this video, I thought it was by someone telling Bill Maher to be more cynical on religion. I wanted to see that.
@Taylorkaraoke
@Taylorkaraoke 7 лет назад
the metal eyebrow bit got me badly :)
@bakersfieldmusicnow
@bakersfieldmusicnow 11 лет назад
interesting choice of notes..
@5355vbxjbj76rvn
@5355vbxjbj76rvn 13 лет назад
2:48 - excellent theology :)
@25411959
@25411959 13 лет назад
Great, great speech, Bill-let me know if you run for President! I`ll vote for you!
@redeyeofhorus
@redeyeofhorus 13 лет назад
i cant help but notice how nice that shirt is
@TheJonnyEnglish
@TheJonnyEnglish 8 лет назад
That crowd was hard, these are really good jokes
@amireghbal1301
@amireghbal1301 11 лет назад
You are very welcome.
@thirdeye7777
@thirdeye7777 11 лет назад
oh man if i could only like this more then once
@philnoll
@philnoll 15 лет назад
Yeah, Bren good point. We're in agreement
@Ericwvb2
@Ericwvb2 5 лет назад
To put the "God created the Solar system in 5 days and made the rest of the universe as an afterthought" in perspective, it's like if you were writing a story about creating the Earth and spent 5 days on a single atom in a the brain of an ant and then on day 6 quickly built the Earth around it.
@rachelberrythegleequeen.3221
@rachelberrythegleequeen.3221 5 лет назад
The only difference between the bible and childhood fairy tale books is that the fairy tales are much more fun to read.
@PRHILL9696
@PRHILL9696 7 лет назад
Brilliant man!
@mites7
@mites7 14 лет назад
@2010PT This was 10 years ago, many people change their minds about faith.
@jongmagee
@jongmagee 11 лет назад
I Died at the Mad Libs joke lol
@SnowboarddLifestyle
@SnowboarddLifestyle 12 лет назад
Brilliant man behind all the humor ;)
@YY4Me133
@YY4Me133 13 лет назад
@joseluissatan Bonanza was a western TV series. The main characters were a widowed father and his three sons. Check it out on Wikipedia.
@keithstewart6954
@keithstewart6954 5 лет назад
Jesus isnt Republican. God is. Best line ever.
@danishcartoonist545
@danishcartoonist545 11 лет назад
Completely agree, mate!
@lCheatAtGolf
@lCheatAtGolf 14 лет назад
As Carl Sagan said, "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence".
@Javasaur13
@Javasaur13 9 лет назад
This is pretty cool. At his roots he is a spontaneous stream of consciousness comedian. He's kind of a pup here, but you can tell he's got it.
@jasonwoods7471
@jasonwoods7471 7 лет назад
Anyone else think that Bill here looks like a young Ryan Stiles? I half expect him to make a bald joke.
@mdubra
@mdubra 11 лет назад
FANTASTIC!! ;0
@hossrex
@hossrex 14 лет назад
Yeah, after watching more of his videos, you're right. I respect that.
@OperatorBehaviour
@OperatorBehaviour 9 лет назад
In Bill we trust.
@Pour_Decisionz
@Pour_Decisionz 12 лет назад
He knows more about the Christian religion than most Christians I know smh
@metrocop1000
@metrocop1000 13 лет назад
@MoriyaMug yep... its sad that they keep it that way...
@saar144
@saar144 13 лет назад
this should be taught in every school in the world!!
@flystix
@flystix 11 лет назад
Bill Maher when he was younger reminds me of Ryan Stiles. (tall guy from "Who's Line is it Anyway?")
@Acidrainia
@Acidrainia 13 лет назад
"I believe in God, I just give him a lot more credit than this." 100% agreed.
@SamuraiZero
@SamuraiZero 7 лет назад
I believe in a magical bowl of floating Cheerios that got eaten for our sins.
@2009Patches
@2009Patches 10 лет назад
I'll try breaking this down again. A) People are people. At the end of the day our brains are wired the same way to the same set of impulses, reactions, and desires. Stalin extended to the people of Russia the offer of an ideal world for simple obedience and death for defiance. B) The free market does not result in utopia for EVERYONE. That's the point of communism, the free market believes the rich will succeed. Which is life today C) EARTH DAY IS ABOUT STOPPING CLIMATE CHANGE
@cory9760
@cory9760 8 лет назад
I would like to see bill debate a panel of people who've had nde's
@Gewath
@Gewath 11 лет назад
Cynicism doesn't make people less stupid. It just weighs you down with the problems of the world and keeps you unhappy and unconstructive. Negative thinking doesn't make the world a better place any more than prayer does; both are a way to occupy your mind whilst keeping you busy from doing good.
@JMB428
@JMB428 13 лет назад
It's great to see pre-atheist Bill. Still just as rational and intelligent. He finally took the step and decided that 'God', even in the Deist sense, is no more than a delusion of grandeur.
@redrock6488
@redrock6488 11 лет назад
I missed that discussion between Jesus and John, is it on RU-vid. ?
@ketahoer23
@ketahoer23 13 лет назад
Right on Bill
@snakeweirdo
@snakeweirdo 14 лет назад
Your dog understands me too!
@samLsmith-zw6jt
@samLsmith-zw6jt 7 лет назад
Looks better with a tie.
@StarWarrior008
@StarWarrior008 11 лет назад
best stand up comedian ever
@gamesbok
@gamesbok 11 лет назад
Indeed, I was being a pedantic bore, but I was watching Maher because I enjoy him.
@Alcoholic_Nerd
@Alcoholic_Nerd 13 лет назад
All I can say about the whole ark thing and how it wouldn't even be possible to do that today with all the cars, trucks, planes, ships, etc we have available to us... It would be impossible just to get two of every type of spider in one place...
@bgoodfella7413
@bgoodfella7413 13 лет назад
Freakin' hilariously true!
@suicune690
@suicune690 11 лет назад
You're right, they have a similar face structure.
@daydreambeliever93
@daydreambeliever93 14 лет назад
right on, bill!
@guidojacobs2002
@guidojacobs2002 11 лет назад
*offers some popcorn and watches the battle
@DrJG9
@DrJG9 9 лет назад
"Gravity is a plot ..." !
@KsqueaKJ2
@KsqueaKJ2 11 лет назад
Holy shit! You're right!
@utar88utar
@utar88utar 14 лет назад
@splicedenergy what are you refering to, mate?
@greyeyed123
@greyeyed123 14 лет назад
I really don't think it is any more complicated than looking up what the world was like before you were born, or imagining what is going on in Japan right now (assuming you are not in Japan). You die, you're gone, your influence lives on in others too some degree, and when their gone their influence lives on in still others, and so forth, but as for your individual consciousness you think of as "YOU", that's over. And really, that's how it should be. It's no more scary than before being born.
@bresophil
@bresophil 12 лет назад
is that how you distinguish right from wrong?
@yobro250
@yobro250 12 лет назад
@almostagod Where in Canada are you from?? Just curious
@ByronC900
@ByronC900 15 лет назад
It's almost like Bill took this and turned it into his 2008 movie 'Religulous'. He uses almost all of these jokes in it lol.
@BalDraakNL
@BalDraakNL 5 лет назад
5:30 today we do have Bill Oreilly blaming the end of his show on God though
@Kubota71
@Kubota71 13 лет назад
LMAO!!!!! Gotta love Bill !!!!!!!!!!!!
@pinkpanthernonsense
@pinkpanthernonsense 13 лет назад
i have been constipated for 4 days now.
@Alb-Patriot
@Alb-Patriot 11 лет назад
every one goes from religion to agnostik and then totlly atheism, is like natural change. is a intersting revolution for a person, very beautiful, i dont know if you have ever try it. same thing may have happen to bill
@krismaniac
@krismaniac 14 лет назад
I love this guy
@BawonSamndi
@BawonSamndi 11 лет назад
*scrolls down *see religious comment battle *scrolls up
@jelliedsoup
@jelliedsoup 11 лет назад
wow i feel enlightened by this reaction to religion.
@macgeek2004
@macgeek2004 12 лет назад
@Bladestar7 All explained in Religilous, btw.
@UPASR
@UPASR 14 лет назад
George Carlin should of been the first recipient of the award.
@andydude30
@andydude30 13 лет назад
@7strawman7 I agree with you on everything leading up to ultimate consequence. No one can legitimately prove that. The part of the brain that deciphers cause and effect is simply doing it for the well being of life. Not for judgment.
@meiyeelee7064
@meiyeelee7064 2 года назад
Once they realize you are not one of them, they will kick you off anyhow!
@Aenkelle
@Aenkelle 14 лет назад
I have come to regard religion as socially accepted psychosis. The distance between religion and insanity is amount of followers they enjoy.
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