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@tjovadevalivat
@tjovadevalivat 10 лет назад
There is a chair. The chair walk, with a shoes. Lalalalala. He walk on the street. The chair is a-walking. Yes.
@ONIKdeftones
@ONIKdeftones 9 лет назад
tjovadevalivat YES
@adrianwisa6084
@adrianwisa6084 7 лет назад
This joke is even funnier in the written form.
@monkey220ms
@monkey220ms 7 лет назад
tjovadevalivat "I shoulda tell dis joek?" "probably not" lmaoo
@kovalevisgod
@kovalevisgod 6 лет назад
So good.
@Rickusty
@Rickusty 6 лет назад
best joke ever. Gonna re-use it with my future dates
@freakylocz14
@freakylocz14 4 года назад
He had me at "I will give you television remote control." 😍
@maq3009
@maq3009 3 года назад
No Joke though.....that’s a great privilege.
@Talia.777
@Talia.777 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@WillPower46
@WillPower46 Год назад
My wife will NEVER get my remote!
@jonothandoeser
@jonothandoeser Год назад
That was a lot of knee touching by the woman
@ITSSIRWAN86
@ITSSIRWAN86 Год назад
😂😂😂😂
@michaeljordan9460
@michaeljordan9460 10 месяцев назад
*"No history of retardation in family" 😂😂😂😂*
@anonamatron
@anonamatron 7 месяцев назад
That's really not a bad thing to look out for
@rosemarybochik133
@rosemarybochik133 4 месяца назад
that had me too 😂
@alejandropulgarcambra
@alejandropulgarcambra 4 месяца назад
Hahaha hahaha 😂
@chieke-chinyere
@chieke-chinyere 4 месяца назад
I doubt it😅
@sorinpenteleiciuc5382
@sorinpenteleiciuc5382 4 месяца назад
Brother Bilo
@AutodidactEngineer
@AutodidactEngineer 3 года назад
The chair joke is better than most Tik Toks
@olivercondron583
@olivercondron583 3 года назад
All*
@craigdark8596
@craigdark8596 3 года назад
Fk tik tok
@skylurker46
@skylurker46 3 года назад
Hear hear!
@Dylan_Lino
@Dylan_Lino 3 года назад
All
@theeyesoftheoracle2072
@theeyesoftheoracle2072 3 года назад
Huge true
@Btt8
@Btt8 9 лет назад
Borat's face after he said no Jew loooool
@ONIKdeftones
@ONIKdeftones 9 лет назад
Pritpal Desai Yes but no Jews! cant stop laughing!
@qlihqnkvs4066
@qlihqnkvs4066 8 лет назад
+Pritpal Desai yeah i noticed that too :D hilarious :D
@YakiMasala
@YakiMasala 7 лет назад
lost it on this expression
@STYLITALWAYS
@STYLITALWAYS 7 лет назад
Btt 😆😆😆😆😆
@Essa5225
@Essa5225 6 лет назад
2:37
@JFKLEGACY
@JFKLEGACY 9 лет назад
"I like a shoot dog" Jenny: Snoop Dogg. Borat: "SHOOT, SHOOT DOG. HAHA
@snehalkrishnan618
@snehalkrishnan618 6 лет назад
JFKLEGACY ROFL!!!
@ryankines9407
@ryankines9407 5 лет назад
🐶🔫
@raras889
@raras889 4 года назад
shoot dope?
@rohit1701d
@rohit1701d 3 года назад
She should be given an award just for keeping a straight face when he said that! Who on earth would want to shoot a dog?!?! and why?!? Here doggy ... dog comes wagging his tail... BANG! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@javierperalta7648
@javierperalta7648 3 года назад
@@rohit1701d I know plenty of people who shoot dogs. Mostly farmers
@memoli1524
@memoli1524 3 года назад
I love how she carefully writes down “tight like a mans anus”
@MarceloLaraM
@MarceloLaraM Месяц назад
😂🎉
@3hutp
@3hutp 3 года назад
'It's a funny image" 'Should I tell this joke?' 'Probably not'
@LeislSchutte-jb2yu
@LeislSchutte-jb2yu 3 месяца назад
It is knot a joke -
@tomb407
@tomb407 4 года назад
In Alabama, that insecticide deal would definitely open a conversation
@flclub54
@flclub54 4 года назад
LMAOOOOO
@balkanblackpillvideosandmo8456
@balkanblackpillvideosandmo8456 4 года назад
Facts
@vladmateescu1234
@vladmateescu1234 3 года назад
Loooooooooooooooooooooool
@xino_z
@xino_z 3 года назад
I don't know which is funnier, the alabama comment or these comments after
@TheGamesProjects
@TheGamesProjects 3 года назад
Johnna the comments on the comment aren’t funny
@VDViktor
@VDViktor 5 лет назад
Can you imagine how much self control is needed to act out a character like Borat and dont burst out laughing? What a great actor
@Snip3r97
@Snip3r97 2 года назад
Broooo - imma learn to do this.
@stopwar9752
@stopwar9752 2 года назад
@@pashadyne so deep
@joebuckaroo82
@joebuckaroo82 2 года назад
I feel he is probably channeling his actual self.
@retroliftsprs
@retroliftsprs Год назад
He is so under-rated
@gr8nazi
@gr8nazi Год назад
Imagine the people working behind the camera, they all must be dying inside
@JD-xh2by
@JD-xh2by 2 года назад
“Your previous wife? Hahahaha” “Why you laugh? She dead”
@juliansandler4569
@juliansandler4569 3 года назад
The chair joke was genuinely hilarious
@XxINCHAINSxX
@XxINCHAINSxX 16 лет назад
"Even though I am big... like a can of pepsi." He gets me every time!
@mohammadnumaannabi2267
@mohammadnumaannabi2267 2 года назад
Bro u alive
@MRakshay-fb2mu
@MRakshay-fb2mu 2 года назад
14 years is a long time.
@mohammadnumaannabi2267
@mohammadnumaannabi2267 2 года назад
@@MRakshay-fb2mu yep he dead 👍
@MimonJesus67
@MimonJesus67 2 года назад
Yeah he's probably dead by now
@mededits276
@mededits276 2 года назад
Did you pass this account to your grandkids ?
@traveees
@traveees 9 лет назад
The look on Borat's face at 02:38 after he tells her "No Jews" kills me everytime!
@yourlordandsaviouryeesusbe2998
Lol😂
@kennyran1
@kennyran1 5 лет назад
Yeas. No jew
@titokipyegon329
@titokipyegon329 4 года назад
@@advguilhermecardoso His character is a Muslim, and he is drawing on the existing hate between Muslim and Jews.
@Rottensparrow
@Rottensparrow 4 года назад
@@titokipyegon329 no, he isn't muslim, I think he is christian orthodox
@AFA111
@AFA111 4 года назад
@@Rottensparrow He's a Jew. COHEN surname comes from Jewish culture.
@adrianroldan6093
@adrianroldan6093 3 года назад
That hand rubbing and sings before 'sexy time' gets me all the time. He is a freaking genius
@MarceloLaraM
@MarceloLaraM Месяц назад
😂🎉 same
@bobdobalina838
@bobdobalina838 11 месяцев назад
F-ing comedy genius. Was laughing out loud Uncontrollably through most of this, on the verge of tears.,God I miss those days.
@RadislavPirgozliev
@RadislavPirgozliev 3 месяца назад
Thou shalt not adulterize. The relationship must be loyal. Thous shalt not covet thy neighbor's he kindred/Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's she kindred. They are already in a relation so they must upkeep it properly. Tears also indicate cathartic prayers so you're on the right track and path. Amen selah! 😇
@MarceloLaraM
@MarceloLaraM Месяц назад
😂🎉 same
@DanielDanij2010
@DanielDanij2010 12 лет назад
Borat - You remind me my wife.. Date - Your previous wife? Borat - Yes. Date - Ahahahaha! Borat - Why you laugh, she dead..
@cockoffgewgle4993
@cockoffgewgle4993 7 лет назад
That woman has significant plough experience.
@redbaron827
@redbaron827 4 года назад
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@neilmarshall3071
@neilmarshall3071 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@adriant.7457
@adriant.7457 4 года назад
Someone pls explain what is this verbs making here other than working in the field? 😅
@ck-xf6ku
@ck-xf6ku 4 года назад
@@adriant.7457 sex
@javierperalta7648
@javierperalta7648 3 года назад
Maybe plumbing experience
@Dogboy73
@Dogboy73 3 года назад
Borat does better at speed dating than I do.
@sunday1409
@sunday1409 3 года назад
"Wag wan piff ting, whats ur bbm" and ur all set
@AmsterdamStyledotCom
@AmsterdamStyledotCom 2 года назад
I love how the woman went with her face to his shoulder, respecting a handshake of a culture that does not exist hahaha She is awesome.
@lucwijngaard8413
@lucwijngaard8413 Год назад
Borat has his own culture
@AmsterdamStyledotCom
@AmsterdamStyledotCom Год назад
@@lucwijngaard8413 aint that the truth hahahahahaha
@maq3009
@maq3009 8 месяцев назад
She was classy though. I like classy women.
@AmsterdamStyledotCom
@AmsterdamStyledotCom 8 месяцев назад
@@maq3009 yes! I totally agree.
@breadboy6598
@breadboy6598 7 месяцев назад
You guys, as a Turk I want to say that handshake does exist and is commonly used here.
@alaminmughrabi84
@alaminmughrabi84 6 лет назад
6:16 borat: my kham, my sack is a heavy. she: how old is your child ?
@pearlmax
@pearlmax 4 года назад
She's a smart lady. She know the older a child gets, the heavier the father's sack.
@iloveeveryone8611
@iloveeveryone8611 4 года назад
pearlmax I never would’ve connected the two sentences together. Lol
@amjan
@amjan 4 года назад
"my hram"
@khary30
@khary30 4 года назад
amjan what’s hram lol
@user-iv9xw3vs6c
@user-iv9xw3vs6c 4 года назад
Jason Morgan in Russian hram is a temple)
@marcfedak
@marcfedak 14 лет назад
The second dating agency lady did not seem to get flustered by Borat and actually answered his questions gracefully and with respect. You have to give her credit for that.
@norbnar7197
@norbnar7197 3 года назад
The "chair joke" kills me every time.🤣🤣🤣
@cloudstrife206
@cloudstrife206 3 года назад
It’s a good joke
@tjovadevalivat
@tjovadevalivat Год назад
@@cloudstrife206 It's a funny image
@MrNcarey88
@MrNcarey88 10 месяцев назад
Its the pause after...... and then the yes
@uuuultra
@uuuultra Месяц назад
i hope it does
@bernardmedeiros3974
@bernardmedeiros3974 3 года назад
Everytime I'm stressed I come back here to have a laugh. Gotta love the creativity and talent of SBC.
@RolfCityDirtHunt
@RolfCityDirtHunt 10 лет назад
THE CHAIIRRR HAS AH SHOOESSS IT IS WALKING!
@AllCockGaming
@AllCockGaming 9 лет назад
LA LA LA LA
@flisko123
@flisko123 7 лет назад
lolaoalaolaoalal huheuhuehuehleohelhoe
@TheNo85307
@TheNo85307 7 лет назад
''I will crush her'' - YOU WILL CRUSH HER?! XD
@STYLITALWAYS
@STYLITALWAYS 7 лет назад
TheNo85307 DEEEAAAAD 😆😆😆😆😆
@B1astFriend
@B1astFriend 4 года назад
why you laughing?
@Zenaku
@Zenaku 4 года назад
@@B1astFriend Because it's comedy you scumbag
@arekkusutsuki1119
@arekkusutsuki1119 4 года назад
Zenaku she’s dead. Why you laughing?
@Jesus-sg3bi
@Jesus-sg3bi 4 года назад
@@Zenaku ..........
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 3 года назад
Let's just take a moment to appreciate what a top-notch professional Sharlene Talbot was in this. Sacha pulled out a lot of moves to try to crack her, but she adapted perfectly to all of it. 👌
@kayla687
@kayla687 2 года назад
Facts
@romanski5811
@romanski5811 2 года назад
*Talbott
@upturnedblousecollar5811
@upturnedblousecollar5811 Год назад
You just want Entry to her vagine
@lindseymosby-davis7418
@lindseymosby-davis7418 8 месяцев назад
I had no idea who she was but no surprise that this helped put her on the map. Very impressed.
@LoveOneAnotherHeSaid
@LoveOneAnotherHeSaid 7 месяцев назад
why do We have to take a moment? You mewling quim.
@johnames6430
@johnames6430 3 года назад
I wish I could lose my memory so I could watch these again for the first time! What a joy it was discovering these interviews back on youtube in it's early days!
@bnote1990
@bnote1990 2 года назад
My biggest wish 😫 first time I cried laughing
@q7jdwomfvkbj74
@q7jdwomfvkbj74 Год назад
nonsense
@blondie9422
@blondie9422 16 дней назад
I visibly remember I couldn’t breathe from laughing so hard when I first watched the movie
@cyberlord64
@cyberlord64 6 лет назад
7:40 I like how Sharlene handled every bit of Borats lines so gracefully. How you maintain a straight face under these circumstances is beyond me.
@jesusimposter9603
@jesusimposter9603 2 года назад
Do you know what it means to have “plow experience “?
@vipinbhat6395
@vipinbhat6395 2 года назад
@@jesusimposter9603 "Plough Experience" could be related to farming
@jesusimposter9603
@jesusimposter9603 2 года назад
@@vipinbhat6395 is it good for a woman to have this experience?
@davidschmidt1793
@davidschmidt1793 2 года назад
@@jesusimposter9603 Borat is pretty much saying he wants his wife to work on the field,as a farmer
@AboveEmAllProduction
@AboveEmAllProduction 2 года назад
Wtf is sharks 🦈
@SundownTE
@SundownTE 7 лет назад
Damn she is like the perfect office lady
@rossmarshall6960
@rossmarshall6960 4 года назад
Saucy secretary. Very much plough experience
@dan003
@dan003 4 года назад
Big O Very true fine Sir, very true. I would love to see her on the casting couch!
@tigerdoug9789
@tigerdoug9789 4 года назад
Haha, very nice 👍 high five 🖐
@ruh8659
@ruh8659 3 года назад
I think her and Sasha did some plowing after filming
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK 3 года назад
@@ruh8659 That leg touching was plenty good.
@drumtum
@drumtum 2 года назад
We need more Borat in 2021. It´s a sick world.
@nbvw3
@nbvw3 2 года назад
The creepy, uncomfortable handshake at the end is significantly underrated!
@pathosinspired5701
@pathosinspired5701 3 года назад
I remember watching this 14 years ago when I was a kid. Now I'm a depressed adult with a mortgage
@manicciluxuryautostyling
@manicciluxuryautostyling 3 года назад
lol
@leam89
@leam89 3 года назад
Samesies
@jaffnamixer
@jaffnamixer 3 года назад
Wow how many of us are on the same shitty boat. -_- this won't last long
@zak11107
@zak11107 3 года назад
😂😂
@Onionfeast
@Onionfeast 3 года назад
At least you can afford it.. Some of us still living with their parents at the age of 44
@elgee6202
@elgee6202 3 года назад
"My khrum - my sack - is a-heavy." "How old is your child?"
@mtkn744
@mtkn744 3 года назад
When he said that, she was very interested 😁
@_MohdJack
@_MohdJack 3 года назад
Hahahahah
@buckbumble
@buckbumble 3 года назад
“I like in the mouth very much” 😭😂
@HakTunes
@HakTunes 2 года назад
One of the funniest characters ever created in life!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@josh24441
@josh24441 5 лет назад
"Even though I'm big? Like a can of Pepsi ". Lol!!!
@NESherv
@NESherv 8 лет назад
I looked up Sharlene Talbott after watching this. She actually died in 2004 at the age of 54, which must have been shortly after this sketch aired. Too bad, she seemed like a nice person.
@osvaldotatarinsky6319
@osvaldotatarinsky6319 7 лет назад
Sucks to hear that. Yes she seemed very agreeable.
@christinahorton289
@christinahorton289 7 лет назад
Rest In Peace Charlene Talbott. I hope she is at peace now she seemed so sweet :(
@TheStonerosesHQ
@TheStonerosesHQ 5 лет назад
I don’t think it’s the same lady who died
@maximusp210
@maximusp210 5 лет назад
Omgg how did she die????
@jerome0929
@jerome0929 5 лет назад
Is she didn’t die in 2004 she definitely dead by now 2019
@jmg6012
@jmg6012 2 года назад
This shit never gets old. Its just as funny now as it was the first time I watched it.
@bjv93
@bjv93 3 года назад
That chair joke made me laugh harder than I have in a long time lmaoooooo
@jeremyw9218
@jeremyw9218 8 лет назад
holy shit, that chair joke was fucking hilarious. I'm going to use that on my next date.
@sdaafasfad
@sdaafasfad 2 года назад
So 5 years on Jeremy - I take it you used the joke, got married and are living a very happy life?
@kriswantoro6249
@kriswantoro6249 2 года назад
Probably not! Instructor said
@fragileomniscience7647
@fragileomniscience7647 2 года назад
@@sdaafasfad Nah, he likely commited sea side.
@Denchanter
@Denchanter 2 года назад
@@fragileomniscience7647 how would you commit sea side?
@Tendertroll1
@Tendertroll1 Год назад
I didn’t get the joke? Can you explain it to me please.
@princeofruins3287
@princeofruins3287 8 лет назад
She had zero plough experience... i don't buy it.
@poland1230
@poland1230 7 лет назад
Looooool.
@jamesroboyle
@jamesroboyle 7 лет назад
kshitiz Singh it's experience using a field plow lol
@bicualexandru246
@bicualexandru246 7 лет назад
You must never trust a woman's words!
@Napalm38382
@Napalm38382 6 лет назад
If she lie, I crush her.
@moriart13
@moriart13 6 лет назад
for now
@harkiratnanda26
@harkiratnanda26 Год назад
Watching a video uploaded 17 years ago on RU-vid seems to me like I'm watching a piece of RU-vid history. 😂 The content makes the experience legendary.
@williamkjwilliamkj1815
@williamkjwilliamkj1815 Год назад
Some of the funniest moments of my life. This man is a genius.
@eriksonsmash
@eriksonsmash 8 лет назад
A chair walking down the street would actually be pretty terrifying.
@nthomas87
@nthomas87 5 лет назад
eriksonsmash especially with shoes
@markvigo1747
@markvigo1747 5 лет назад
Not that much if it's anything except crocs
@stupendous7848
@stupendous7848 5 лет назад
i think it would be funny
@tigerdoug9789
@tigerdoug9789 4 года назад
Haha, very nice 👍 high five 🖐
@trollsometimes9789
@trollsometimes9789 3 года назад
I would love a gif of a chair with shoes kinda moving
@Chthonian121
@Chthonian121 6 лет назад
"I'm big like can of pepsi"
@orangeblubber2181
@orangeblubber2181 3 года назад
Classic pick up line....
@JoJo-bt9qg
@JoJo-bt9qg 3 года назад
" the chair , walks " literally azamat bagatov in subsequent movie film
@ronaldinojikri5682
@ronaldinojikri5682 Год назад
5:05 - “she is dead, I do not care about her”. Only after 18 years of marriage and then divorce do I understand how truthful this statement is!!
@Roger__Wilco
@Roger__Wilco Месяц назад
Maybe she feels the same about you lol
@whiteshadow59
@whiteshadow59 10 лет назад
the chair is a walking !!
@tassop1128
@tassop1128 6 лет назад
bailbondsh
@SpikyDane
@SpikyDane 4 года назад
@@tassop1128 bailbondsh
@dagaybrucewayne
@dagaybrucewayne 4 года назад
With a shoe
@tigerdoug9789
@tigerdoug9789 4 года назад
Haha, very nice 👍 high five 🖐
@patrick1428
@patrick1428 13 лет назад
What makes me laugh even more when watching these videos is the fact that Sacha Baron Cohen has to act like Borat/Bruno/Ali G before the cameras are even rolling. The length he goes to for footage is extraordinary and pure genius. He takes comedy to a whole other level
@Michael-zq8ke
@Michael-zq8ke 8 месяцев назад
Americans are such good sports . Sasha may set out to expose faults and be funny and it is hilarious but from watching his content, you cant help but notice how welcoming and polite most Americans are .
@sherwinh1661
@sherwinh1661 3 года назад
It’s the arm hug at the end for me
@MarceloLaraM
@MarceloLaraM Месяц назад
😂🎉
@pokerface7840
@pokerface7840 4 года назад
"My sack is heavy." "How old is your child?"
@ernstthalmann4306
@ernstthalmann4306 Год назад
How the fuck did those two sentences follow each other
@DEVILMATE1996
@DEVILMATE1996 7 лет назад
“No jew” and then that :c face made me die lmaooo
@L0CALDRUGMAN
@L0CALDRUGMAN 2 года назад
I have watched this thousands of times and its still as funny as it was watching this first time 🤣
@hohaia01
@hohaia01 3 года назад
That was the most creepy and awkward handshake I've ever seen. Very funny
@viciousmixes3965
@viciousmixes3965 3 года назад
The chair joke is one of the funniest things I've seen to this day
@smeermr9647
@smeermr9647 3 года назад
I like how he just disregards everything he learned on those dates
@ccc-hk6gz
@ccc-hk6gz Год назад
The dedication is INSANE. He risks his life SPRINTING in a busy NY street in broad daylight for some laughs. INSANE and REVOLUTIONARY. No other like this guy.
@hurgurhurghuthfn
@hurgurhurghuthfn Год назад
Sharlene is just amazing : how she handled his craziness, what a tact.
@_SoCalDude_
@_SoCalDude_ Год назад
She just totally ignored the "she must be tight like man's anoos" 😂
@thecioff7
@thecioff7 8 лет назад
This is still so funny 10+ years later but now it would probably offend everyone.
@GordonHeaney
@GordonHeaney 7 лет назад
Who cares? Fuck'em, funny is funny
@gullitnavarrete3683
@gullitnavarrete3683 6 лет назад
Tyler Durden omfg LOL
@josephlubas5368
@josephlubas5368 6 лет назад
Yes, Barack Obama has turned us into a haven of political correctness
@ZC.Andrew
@ZC.Andrew 6 лет назад
Which of course is why it's even FUNNIER now!
@koljia3120
@koljia3120 6 лет назад
Tyler Durden maybe it‘s possible to be liberal and find this funny
@fabianfischer4229
@fabianfischer4229 4 года назад
"I like table tennis. I like shoot dog." "Oh, Snoop Dog?" "No, shoot". "Ah, OK." WTF? Cracks me up every time.
@jacobhenrichon5542
@jacobhenrichon5542 4 года назад
He said "shoot dope", like doing heroin
@ResIntellecta
@ResIntellecta 4 года назад
@@jacobhenrichon5542 No, I think he was referring to killing dogs.
@DanishJerk123
@DanishJerk123 4 года назад
@@jacobhenrichon5542 No, he didn't. It's a reoccurring joke of his, which is often mentioned in these sketches. Dog-shooting is on his top 10 list of activities.
@jacobhenrichon5542
@jacobhenrichon5542 4 года назад
@@DanishJerk123 Oh OK then...
@tigerdoug9789
@tigerdoug9789 4 года назад
Haha, very nice 👍 high five 🖐
@Cagney68
@Cagney68 3 года назад
7:02 "... but if you cheat on me I will CRUSH you."
@Zatzzo
@Zatzzo 3 года назад
Why does she tell him not to tell that awesome chair joke? Seems to me like she doesn't have a senses of humour.
@EmyLaGargola
@EmyLaGargola 5 лет назад
That Jenny is smoking hot
@kevinbushracing58
@kevinbushracing58 4 года назад
I wonder if she squirts.
@ratlakmin
@ratlakmin 4 года назад
@@kevinbushracing58 I bet she does a lot.
@vipsvipsa1330
@vipsvipsa1330 4 года назад
Kjbkjb kjbkjb why would you wonder that?
@student7259
@student7259 4 года назад
What the hell..
@artycunooof7540
@artycunooof7540 4 года назад
Simps
@jenlans
@jenlans 4 года назад
He’s so proud when he says ‘no Jew’ lolol
@GibberingTool
@GibberingTool 2 года назад
15 gallons of insecticide? Seems like a lot to trade for me 😂
@stevetayler8833
@stevetayler8833 2 года назад
Only an American would not realise he is taking the “piss” 😂😂😂😂😂
@richgerow3472
@richgerow3472 2 года назад
Ehh, I don't know about that. Borat throws off a lot of the Brits he interviews too.
@pcakes1878
@pcakes1878 2 месяца назад
he did the same skits in the uk originally
@erko78
@erko78 10 лет назад
I'd like to plow jenny
@bryanleow5024
@bryanleow5024 6 лет назад
erko78 she gon get that plow experience she be lacking in
@addisonyoungg8052
@addisonyoungg8052 6 лет назад
215 people feel the same way 😏
@sg45cal26
@sg45cal26 5 лет назад
erko78 I Agree.
@kennyran1
@kennyran1 5 лет назад
Is nice
@veomazanimljivo269
@veomazanimljivo269 5 лет назад
what is plaw
@MrBeachwaves
@MrBeachwaves 3 года назад
Borat is so bloody hilarious! Can’t believe Borat 2 is coming out! Jenny definitely likes to butter up her clients. Can’t count the number of times she touched Borat on the thigh.
@SAMSARALIVEEEEEE
@SAMSARALIVEEEEEE 3 года назад
She wanted that big can of pepsi
@cerenb7909
@cerenb7909 3 года назад
yeah what the hell was that
@user-vv1do1wg1j
@user-vv1do1wg1j 3 года назад
@@cerenb7909 i liked it
@johnames6430
@johnames6430 2 года назад
nah some women are just friendly, remember this was at a different time in society when people could touch without getting MeToo'd.
@dd-hp5oj
@dd-hp5oj 2 года назад
@@johnames6430 Actually she was just trying to upsell her company.
@daniellofton7745
@daniellofton7745 Год назад
“How old is your child? “ 😂😂. That woman pretended like she didn’t hear what he just said to her.
@toddhuzel5252
@toddhuzel5252 2 года назад
It never gets old.Hes just great.
@bigdaddycmoney
@bigdaddycmoney 10 лет назад
Plow experience is a must!
@3rdeyefocused
@3rdeyefocused 7 лет назад
"If she cheat on me...I will crush her!!!" 😂😂😂
@pabloparra2484
@pabloparra2484 4 года назад
I thought he said "shit" on me
@maq3009
@maq3009 3 года назад
Borat’s About me on Tinder: “If she cheat on me......I will crush her!!!! Women on Tinder: “Ohhhh yes, tell me more.”
@3rdeyefocused
@3rdeyefocused 3 года назад
@@pabloparra2484 no....."shit on you" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ernstthalmann4306
@ernstthalmann4306 Год назад
"If she cheats on me, I will crush her." LMAO 🤣
@PauloNideck
@PauloNideck 6 лет назад
Jenny is a hottie
@kennyran1
@kennyran1 5 лет назад
I would like entry to her vagine
@youngrastapeacebr7509
@youngrastapeacebr7509 5 лет назад
Achei que eu era o único brasileiro por aqui hahahahahahaha
@vipsvipsa1330
@vipsvipsa1330 4 года назад
It’s my mom please don’t talk this way about her
@irarelyupload6930
@irarelyupload6930 4 года назад
Vips Vipsa Thats my mom 4Weird
@Jayce_Alexander
@Jayce_Alexander 4 года назад
@Truth Hahaha she's hotter than anyone you'll ever have.
@Metalpazallteway
@Metalpazallteway 4 года назад
"All races, except for Jew..." ahahahahah she almost burst out laughing in the trollolol
@danbushnell8043
@danbushnell8043 3 года назад
“I do not care about her, she is gone”😂😂
@johnnyk617
@johnnyk617 3 года назад
Something tells me Jennie has plenty of plow experience
@Mircose
@Mircose 2 года назад
she is so damn sexy.. haha.. nice comment.
@ianpollard4501
@ianpollard4501 Год назад
10
@JizzWizzable
@JizzWizzable Год назад
Hahaha 😆
@justschr
@justschr 5 месяцев назад
There’s a huge difference between being strong on plow and being plowed strongly
@simeonnedkov894
@simeonnedkov894 4 года назад
- My hrum is heavy. - How old is your child?
@johnny_5inco
@johnny_5inco 4 года назад
Direct correlation oh hrum being heavy to age of child
@가재맨LobstermanEnglish
@가재맨LobstermanEnglish 3 года назад
4:49 Borat: Should I tell this Chair joke??? Lady: Probably NOTTT
@matero4life2019
@matero4life2019 3 года назад
The Dating service woman totally understands borat and it’s hilarious 😂
@henrylivingstone2971
@henrylivingstone2971 3 года назад
“If she cheat on me...I will crush her!” “Honey, we American women don’t have plow experience” “no jew”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jesus the quotes in this segment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK 3 года назад
And Borat's face after she says "No Jewish. Ok" 2:38
@K4inan
@K4inan 3 года назад
More emojis please
@SadBheeseChurger
@SadBheeseChurger 2 года назад
Plough experience should be standard
@navdeepbajwa3830
@navdeepbajwa3830 4 года назад
7:11 Borat: How do I know if she want me to take her ✋👋👏👐 Lady: Go to bed with her?? Borat: Sexy time, yah!
@ibuprofen303
@ibuprofen303 4 года назад
Those hand movements he did...
@theplasmacollider6431
@theplasmacollider6431 Год назад
6:14 Borat: My sack is heavy. Lady: How old is your child?
@juliecarnevali5534
@juliecarnevali5534 3 года назад
I hope aliens find this as an example of humankind 😭😂
@ShatteredDimensionz
@ShatteredDimensionz 10 лет назад
BEST. JOKE. EVER.
@jamesroyle6888
@jamesroyle6888 6 лет назад
"American women don't have plough experience" lazy.
@russ6847
@russ6847 4 года назад
Jenny obviously never been down south. Lol
@shodak9445
@shodak9445 4 года назад
@@russ6847 and they still don't have plow experience unless they're 50 year old Mexican dudes
@ekrano8746
@ekrano8746 4 года назад
What is plough experience? I actually don't know lol
@savagewendigo8936
@savagewendigo8936 4 года назад
@@ekrano8746 a tool that plows the ground for farming. Tied to a a horse or mule, it breaks up the ground to allow for planting seeds
@techtitanuk5609
@techtitanuk5609 3 года назад
Shes been ploughed plenty
@SubrataGhosh-qo8or
@SubrataGhosh-qo8or 3 года назад
Fun fact: Great expectations is the dating company where Bryan Cranston used to work as the camera guy.
@kevens
@kevens 3 года назад
I watched this video years ago when it first came out and finds it funnier all these years later. Bing Ali G back.
@michelod.i.y.5202
@michelod.i.y.5202 4 года назад
He is such a talented man to not burst out laughing
@sorexlozen8968
@sorexlozen8968 4 года назад
When she nodded and said “no Jewish, okay.” That really got to me.
@guineapig55555
@guineapig55555 4 года назад
*I really felt that
@user-fg8ux8zo6w
@user-fg8ux8zo6w 4 года назад
bruh the fact that she asked race she deserve it lmao
@utilitymonster8267
@utilitymonster8267 4 года назад
Based Log, or prefer the other race.
@progmetalJorge
@progmetalJorge 4 года назад
I'd say only jewish girls.
@Gladys971
@Gladys971 3 года назад
Lol
@fasilkhan1854
@fasilkhan1854 2 года назад
'She must be tight like a man's Anoos'....im dying!!🤣🤣🤣
@ProfessorKenneth
@ProfessorKenneth Год назад
I been saying " I'll crush her" since this film came out 😂...lol ...👍🏻
@pabulum28
@pabulum28 16 лет назад
My favorite part is when Borat tells the chair "joke" and then the lady's like "It's a funny image," and then Borat's like "It is nice." It's just hilarious the way he does that..."It is niiiiice.":)
@MatthewCaligari
@MatthewCaligari 7 лет назад
That first dating agency chick was gorgeous.
@jupitorious7925
@jupitorious7925 5 лет назад
Filthy
@darthtom100
@darthtom100 4 года назад
Too much makeup.
@leomoe433
@leomoe433 4 года назад
Friedrich Nietzsche, nietzsche keepin the record straight
@josh18230
@josh18230 4 года назад
Wew lad
@Fluffyolphert
@Fluffyolphert 4 года назад
I'd drink her bath water
@comedywriter8408
@comedywriter8408 3 года назад
The perfect dating agency for Borat, Great Expectations. 😂
@clubmogambo3214
@clubmogambo3214 Год назад
Seeing this skit just now on YT reminds me that it was the very first time I actually watched Sacha playing Borat back when his Ali G show was on HBO. It was hilarious then and it remains hilarious to this day.
@Raskolnikovtzs
@Raskolnikovtzs 3 года назад
This dating part should last longer. It's hilarious.
@mansukhdeep
@mansukhdeep 10 лет назад
I like SHOOT DOG!! Lol!!
@viksword8686
@viksword8686 7 лет назад
Mansukhdeep Thind snoop dogg? No SHOOTdogg xd
@acatfrompoland5230
@acatfrompoland5230 4 года назад
I think he means “shoot duck” as like a sport
@TheWallsocket
@TheWallsocket 4 года назад
CatGods no, he means shoot dog. Watch the one where he goes to an animal shelter to adopt a dog, and when looking at one he asks the lady what the best way to cook it is.
@turtleanton6539
@turtleanton6539 4 года назад
Snoop Dogg???
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