Born In The Middle East, But Raised In The South. Maher Matta - Full Special

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When you're born in the middle east, but raised in the south, things can get pretty interesting, especially if you're Maher Matta and you're fellow classmates don't know geography very well. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Maher Matta, Maher breaks down what it was like to be born in the middle east, but raised in the south and is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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@mahermatta9393 3 года назад

Thanks for the support gang!

@creampuff966 3 года назад

One of the best I've seen on this channel, great work Maher!

@zac3392 3 года назад

Hey My Hair! Har har great joke for ur next set! Ok u were very funny, best on Dry Bar since Robert Mac. Great content, timing, and accents. Hope to see you live!

@mahermatta9393 3 года назад

@@zac3392 thanks! I like Robert too.

@heyoka75 3 года назад

You are HILARIOUS, you have a real talent. Best of luck to you 🥰

@rn2511 3 года назад

Bow bow... one of the best sets on Dry bar!!! Right from the first sentence.

@globetrekker86 3 года назад

-“I’m from the Middle East” -“You mean like St. Paul-Minneapolis?” 🤣

@susanmercurio1060 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@NightOfCrystals 3 года назад

😂

@zandaroos553 3 года назад

I mean if he asked “like Detroit or Grand Rapids” that would be a valid question

@peachmelba9333 3 года назад

@@zandaroos553 I was thinking like Buffalo or Rochester or Seneca Falls!

@jeslyny9692 2 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@kayosiris7470 3 года назад

Oh no the door hinge laugh lady is back 😂

@LuvinHim1518 3 года назад

OH MY GOSH I THOUGHT THE SAME THING AND YELLED OUT THE LADY IS BACK 🤣😂

@Retro_D 3 года назад

it pierces my brain everytime she opens that door....

@bizarro7 3 года назад

I can't "unhear" the door hinge laugh lady now that you pointed that out LOL

@blitzzbob5643 3 года назад

Yep she is a regular at the Drybar. I hear her on so many of these.

@paulbraunstein2290 3 года назад

I love it

@carsonmcgraw305 3 года назад

The girl with the laugh is back!

@97illiniman 2 года назад

@Joan Cares Its like a see saw at an old park

@phantomcyrano 2 года назад

Is that what they're calling whoever is beating that poor dog in the back row?? 😭😂

@YouAwakeYet 2 года назад

That's her right!!!!!!!????? I heard that laugh in another dry bar comedy show

@jnolbeast5825 2 года назад

@@phantomcyrano 😂😂😂

@PilotVBall 2 года назад

That's a seagull.

@avianna7738 3 года назад

3:50 I think he broke someone in the audience 😂

@W.Rain. 3 года назад

I think that the person with the "seal"-like laughter is a regular 🤓🤭

@RealKingLeo97 3 года назад

I read this an crumbled 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂❌❌

@barowt 3 года назад

This same lady goes to many shows.. hey Dry Bar people,.. Can you do a compilation video of how many times she laughs at all of the comedians?? That'd be wicked!

@PCKA1987 3 года назад

That was insane, disruptive, and hilarious, wasn’t it? 😂

@nicholasjaeger3132 3 года назад

I was gonna say tin man there in the audience needs some oil

@Kei-Kei 3 года назад

That lady laughing will never ever be ill again!

@johnnaab8960 3 года назад

I love it when the squeek lady shows up at the dry bar. Her laugh is unmistakable. She gets me laughing. Her laugh is infectious.

@jimsjazzz Год назад

Not me. She's goddamned annoying. She needs to be escorted out and banned from the club.

@MZRTMusic254 Год назад

I thoughti was hearing stuff at first😂

@tonettalover Год назад

I hate it. Sounds like a squeaky door

@Yo-pz1em 3 года назад

I’m an American East Indian in a relationship with a Lebanese guy. Neither one of us know how to approach our family about each other... but he got the ring!!! Lol... wish us luck. God help us. He’s marrying an “infidel” and I’m marrying an “untouchable”. I hope we will have hairy little kids one day!

@picklep9812 3 года назад

Congratulations! If you love each other then all should be fine 💞💫

@steverayney4912 2 года назад

Y’all ROCK! Wish you all the best 😎

@jasonliebenberg4909 2 года назад

I'tll turn out OK, no worries...😀😁❤👌

@littleteme78 2 года назад

You all may be from different culture but at least you all are from the same continent. Congratulations your both Asians. 😉. Best wishes and may G-d Bless you both.

@hawihawi9260 2 года назад

😂😂

@queencarter3048 3 года назад

His facial expressions are priceless and this set is absolutely hysterical, I love this guy!

@maryshoemaker1334 2 года назад

Yea, he's funny 🤣

@Andy-hk2qo 2 года назад

In tears.... haha

@amysanchez3699 3 года назад

Nice to see a Lebanese comic! My mom is a Leb and dad is Scottish. My husband is Iranian. We are also terrified of having a hairy baby. I didn't even have a forehead until I hit my 30s. Our drains are always clogged. My husband's name is Hossein, so we just don't attempt travelling. We sit in piles of hair and speak too loudly, argue over who spit on who while we were speaking🤣

@simanaken8400 3 года назад

Explain the Sanchez in your name🧐

@amysanchez3699 3 года назад

@@simanaken8400 I was married before and then moved abroad and divorced so didn't change my name back. Family name نعولا

@simanaken8400 3 года назад

@@amysanchez3699 Oh. That make sense.💯

@deborahsanderson697 3 года назад

😆😆😆😆

@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 2 года назад

I can relate to the hair thing. 😭😅🤣🤣🤣 Our drains are always clogged with it, too. 😆😂😂😂

@blackmarketarmy 3 года назад

Haha this is the funniest mexican ive ever heard!

@D2n6 3 года назад

He’s Arab

@The13point1 3 года назад

Anna M girl you’re thicker than cold molasses

@blackmarketarmy 3 года назад

@@D2n6 did you watch the video?

@zac3392 3 года назад

Listen here Juan...

@kyled.4889 3 года назад

He was making a joke peeps....

@olliefoxx7165 3 года назад

This guy is hilarious! What a great combination, a Southern Lebanese.😄

@johnbutler5650 3 года назад

It would seem insane, but there are a lot of Lebanese people that live in the Mississippi delta ! They came here in the twenties or thirties and settled in. The Mississippi Lebanese are an important part of delta history .

@clifftanch 3 года назад

Some of us might even call that the American Dream.

@stoneg.barrow9991 2 года назад

Yes, Habībi; and within one generation, their proliferation will make all of those Southern Americans forget about Beirut in the Lebanese Midnorth, and concentrate only on Tyre and Sidon, because, you know: The Good Book, Man. And then they will build another St. Paul down in Georgia, way down in the peanut-farming South, because, you know: Who on earth is allergic to hummus?

@tardigrade9493 2 года назад

@@johnbutler5650 I was just thinking that we all are lucky to have Maher, yet another excellent first-generation American.

@tardigrade9493 2 года назад

(I'm third generation myself.)

@WhatTheKorea 3 года назад

My husband is Korean and I’m American...I wish comedy translated because he hears me laughing but doesn’t understand why lol

@show_me_your_kitties 2 года назад

Let's hope you speak Korean

@anastasiaderevo6126 2 года назад

Let's hope he learns English

@Steve-ec6ed 3 года назад

Is it just me or does anyone else hear a seal in the audience?

@Lexiesmusic1 3 года назад

Yup! Right after 3:50 mark I heard it🤣

@kneedeepinbluegrass3086 3 года назад

She must be a regular? Staff? Because I saw another comic and that laugh was there.

@miyojewoltsnasonth2159 3 года назад

@@Lexiesmusic1 How did I miss that first time around? :)

@Lexiesmusic1 3 года назад

@@miyojewoltsnasonth2159 I’m going to listen for it from now on haha

@azathothwakesup 3 года назад

shes in alot of videos on this channel, and i assume she's a regular at the place. I hate her sooooooo much.

@mara1275 2 года назад

I find Middle Eastern people are one of the funniest comedians out there 🤣🤣🤣 thank you for making me laugh!

@zarahgustavsson4165 2 года назад

My best friend I'd Lebanese and she's the funniest person I know. I can't count how many times she made me pee from laughing so much 🤣🤣🤣

@ricardofranciszayas 2 года назад

Maher, The timing on the aside comments at the end of a sentence is absolutely brilliant. I’ve watched this show a bunch of times and I always find something new. I’m a professional musician and I always study the rhythm of delivery in standup comedy. Your rhythm is impeccable. I wish you more success and happiness and you can even imagine.

@serpentines6356 2 года назад

Yeah, noticed that too. Very good timing.

@bigal3248 2 года назад

Hilarious! Timing is awesome.

@farukhalisilegagtv4205 Год назад

dude I want to learn eveything you know, can I buy you coffee at zoom

@1.1797 3 года назад

As a southerner myself, this was hilarious

@hmmm8552 2 года назад

Same here! Born in Fort Worth, raised in Tennessee. Unfortunately there are not many that are cultured here so the Mexican joke really got me 😂😂🤣

@globetrekker86 3 года назад

This set is so irreverent yet clean. I love it!

@MSBLS721 3 года назад

They're all clean. It's a requirement at Drybar (because they are in Provo, Utah). It amazes me every one I've watched and how they manage to keep it clean!

@tylertownes9461 3 года назад

You made me look up irreverent definition lol

@20luvdunbar09 3 года назад

@@tylertownes9461 I did too😂😂😂😂

@jeremytinker2365 3 года назад

@@tylertownes9461 well share the knowledge please. Thank you

@jeremytinker2365 3 года назад

@@20luvdunbar09 well what is it please? Thank you.

@Koojoe89 3 года назад

They forgot to put this funny man's name in the title! He's worth looking up! 😂

@amianlione8070 3 года назад

MyHair Muhammed

@Koojoe89 3 года назад

Yea it's in description. But it should be in title like all the other vids of theirs.

@marcesplay5472 3 года назад

Right there Maher Matta!!

@stixfiddles7919 2 года назад

MAKER MATTAR

@Max-zg2ci 3 года назад

4:00, there is a lady absolutely losing it in the audience 😂😂 Like, laughing so hard it sounds like someone cleaning a window

@uncletacosupreme7023 3 года назад

She was on an earlier special. The first time I heard her, I had to pause it to male sure my truck was ok. She is the best. I hope she is at all of them.

@auxylady 3 года назад

@@uncletacosupreme7023 the fact i believe this comment.... I'm dying

@Scarletraven87 3 года назад

As an italian, I saw the hair joke from a mile away 😢

@KenanTurkiye 3 года назад

lol and been named ''MyHair'' tops it, well the lack of it really doesn't provide a topping now does it, I retract. lol

@govre_ 2 года назад

As an Arabian, I saw it a mile away as well 😔

@noradorris9631 3 года назад

This guy is really good. Love his dry humor and bait and switch delivery. Keeps ya on your toes.

@ginaritz1773 3 года назад

He is hysterical

@jjhack3r 3 года назад

Hah

@wakawakaabby4779 3 года назад

With the extended Arab stare 😩🤣This is a very big plane eh 😅.

@majoroldladyakamom6948 3 года назад

Are you Canadian or from the British Isles, eh? Lol. Just a futile attempt at humour, ok? Stay safe, from your eternal sister in Christ somewhere near Seattle and around the World...

@StupiderWithAB 3 года назад

Independent fact checkers claim that you will feel stupider after watching my stupid comedy videos. Try and see 😶

@jordanhass6152 3 года назад

I Don't get your sense of humor EH ,,,,tasteless

@livenotonevil8279 3 года назад

squeaky hinge: UNHINGED

@kdsimmons75 3 года назад

Iii is o I ioili

@uncletacosupreme7023 3 года назад

Man this laughing lady is the best ever.

@kyled.4889 3 года назад

Love her 😆

@Dr.MikeGranato 3 года назад

This dude managed to take the way our friends joke and turn it into a comedy routine. Love this guy!

@LindaS-xl9mx 3 года назад

I love the lady who is squeaking when she laughs!! 😂😂😂

@greysuit17 3 года назад

Dude!!! It’s the same laughing lady! 🤣🤣🤣

@a.l.2339 3 года назад

Sounds like a squeaky door 😂

@seanhillery1 3 года назад

I knew i recognized it 😂

@edgarflores5569 3 года назад

Somebody got season tickets

@iskandertime747 3 года назад

I heard her too!

@truseeker1 3 года назад

Omg I thought the same thing!!😂 she must be a regular there.

@nicolecourtney8688 3 года назад

His timing is perfect, VERY funny. Some can make jokes BUT it's really an art to have the timing skill

@DMRoper1 3 года назад

Love this guy. This is so funny. Yes, I never expected to laugh at the word "terrorist." Only a good comedian could make it happen. Really enjoyed this.

@taitano12 3 года назад

Oh hey! My favorite squeaky door is back! That laugh makes me smile every time. Second time this month she(?) has shown up. Interestingly, it actually adds to the act, rather than distracting from it. Edit: For anyone curious about the question mark, I actually knew a guy who laughs like that. Big fella too. Six and a half feet tall, almost as hairy as I am, and built like a brick dunny. When he loses it laughing, he starts to sound like that - like a squeaky door. Especially since he bangs on the table when he's in that state; a squeaky door rapidly opening and closing.

@norismendoza4503 Год назад

Maher, I think you are absolutely brilliant! It doesn't matter how many times I watch this.... stalker??? kidding... not. The laughter is always fresh. Your timing, facial gestures, etc... what more can I say? From my perspective, that is a gift. Add to that, it shines brightly in this performance. Bring it on!!! 2👍5⭐

@LeahB31 3 года назад

Is there a rusty swing in the crowd? Give that thing some oil. 😂

@thale6945 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@silviahanna7971 3 года назад

I’m a Christian middle eastern tooo!! From Egypt :)

@KenanTurkiye 3 года назад

He's one funny southerner. :)

@marcrue8148 3 года назад

He’s hilarious 😂🤣 just his opening, saying his name, I knew it was going to be a great show

@kipthecourtjester 3 года назад

I’ll watch this a dozen times...

@charlenegriffis5900 3 года назад

I love him. He's hilarious 😂 😂

@LeenaStark 3 года назад

This guy is off the chain!!! He deserves to be in movies! Great timing, delivery, his entire set is pure hysteria! Oh yea, and the baby seal in the audience is back! :))))))

@RMaines 3 года назад

I love this guy

@medelicityliu7934 2 года назад

Shout out to the person’s whose laugh is a beautiful combination between a donkey and a squeaky chair. You are the best, don’t ever stop being you

@Evilkitty64 3 года назад

He's genuinely funny 😁

@aliseegenuine6414 3 года назад

He’s funny! People who put it out there for others to laugh, out loud about , are funny! They can find the humor in life and share it.

@cUser691 3 года назад

Clever humor, great pacing with punchlines that were also unexpected [Lebanese things, hummus]. Cool that you sat on stool too- it transitioned to storytelling time. Thanks for the laughter Maher and for the dapper dressing .

@cahmar9642 3 года назад

Yes the Lebanese Italian mix is a hair disasters

@karmencummings9754 3 года назад

Wow 😂😂😂😂😂

@Toki52 3 года назад

This guy's great. Maher Matta, I'll try to remember his name, it's not in the title.

@marcialandegent800 3 года назад

Maher matta

@peachmelba9333 3 года назад

At least they named their son Paul- gotta be better than Rubber- imagine Rubber Matta all your life!

@rzawistowski33 3 года назад

Yeah it is, at the end

@Toki52 3 года назад

@@rzawistowski33 Have you figured it out yet?

@mangafq8 2 года назад

His name is in the title actually.

@stephanielovesjesus1346 3 года назад

*****HE WAS GREAT!!!!***** **Enjoyed every minute!! :) Thank You!!!!!!!**

@nathalyalvizures7339 3 года назад

Had me dying the whole time. He’s simply awesome 👏🏼

@CovidPapii 3 года назад

Lol this guy was awesome.

@marcgebara9438 3 года назад

Maher's killing it! Keep it up sir, much love from a fellow Lebanese-american

@Sheerkat7 3 года назад

So THAT'S why state troopers always ask, "So, you know why I stopped you?"

@janethms3 3 года назад

LOL

@rositasultana3958 3 года назад

duh...

@peachmelba9333 3 года назад

I always want to ask " DON'T YOU?"- but then I used to work in a Big Box store- always was asked " Do You know what I am here for?"- now what come- back is fitting here?

@Sheerkat7 3 года назад

@@peachmelba9333 Funny.

@magikalbrat2702 2 года назад

I'd be arrested because my first thought would fall out of my mouth.." Um. Shouldn't YOU know Officer...?"...especially if im tired. Yes. Yes this has gotten me in trouble before...

@chrisbaker7858 3 года назад

Welp, DryBar took the cake in 2020 and it looks like they'll hold that title, setting the Bar at a much needed high!

@marycanfield8654 3 года назад

Excellent ! It's moving like seaweed!

@bethbosheers8096 3 года назад

I’m laughing so hard, I’m crying!! Great talent!!

@mahermatta9393 3 года назад

Thanks Beth!

@bethbosheers8096 3 года назад

@@mahermatta9393 Oh my goodness, you are so funny! My husband and I enjoyed your comedy video, and I’m from Alabama, so you were spot on, with your accent! We look forward to your next performance, Maher All the best😎

@rubywilcox7405 3 года назад

Delightful and so intelligent! Thank you for helping us all laugh at ourselves, we need that spoonful of sugar in order to take our medicine, don't we? LOVE your work!

@kdfkdf1711 3 года назад

the wife joke was so good.

@yaboikillermemestar5665 3 года назад

"Smells like double apple" Lmao this guy's definitely is from the Middle East

@alinafernandez4351 3 года назад

Love your delivery. You have a new fan!

@rickyspanish492 7 месяцев назад

Dang, only 22 minutes, I wish it was longer! Such a nice pacing and delivery 😂 Thanks Dry Bar and Maher for another great set!

@tardigrade9493 2 года назад

These are fresh jokes, I laughed all the way through his skit. 😊

@saj9814 2 года назад

This is really funny. Imagine if his last name is "Ishgan"... Maher Ishgan

@CowenGittens 3 года назад

Hilarious! Wish he had more time.

@asmaaahmed6142 2 года назад

For a second I thought you meant that he passed away

@lisasimpson9895 3 года назад

You are so funny. I'm from the South. I love it. You are so good

@abbymartin554 3 года назад

I smashed the like button within the first 10 seconds of his show LOL! I knew it was going to be good, all the way through. Maher is perfect--jokes, facial expressions, voice, timing, plot twists, he's got it ALL!

@kevinmathewsjr6090 3 года назад

Funniest stand up I've seen in a long time.

@adamreighard6773 Год назад

I hope Dry Bar brings him back for another special!

@jeffweaver955 3 года назад

Absolutely fantastic! Man he keeps you on your toes

@show_me_your_kitties 2 года назад

I'm a southern Greek and this was hilarious 🤣

@b.valentine5283 3 года назад

Omg I can relate! But I grew up in south central Pennsylvania which is basically the south of the north.

@weezie19531 3 года назад

He is so funny🤣😂🤣 Liked him a lot!!👍🏻

@etharsalman4759 3 года назад

Oh I'm so attending his show once covid is over 😌,please come to Canada

@davida5379 3 года назад

Thanks for the laughs!!

@rocko3622 3 года назад

Nobody laughed for the feds, made me laugh more

@Lil-Britches 3 года назад

Just the single person clapping had me dying.

@Michael-yv6mp 3 года назад

This guy is awesome!

@DocteurSnow 3 года назад

I'm so glad y'all put his full special on RU-vid. He's hilarious. Dry Bar app is nice but slow sometimes.

@edgarflores5569 3 года назад

Funny set! I laughed pretty hard at this one actually

@bocagoodtimes1460 3 года назад

One of the best! Great set!

@adamcharney 2 года назад

Greetings from Columbia, Maryland. This is the first video I've ever seen of your comedy. I'm now an instant fan!

@kevink.3967 3 года назад

One of the most gifted comedians. ❤️

@susanmercurio1060 3 года назад

Of all the Dry Bar Comedy I've seen, this guy is the funniest!

@loishill110 3 года назад

Great delivery! Thanks for the laughs!

@aminebe1263 3 года назад

"we have the hairiest children" right... does anyone see the irony?? Lool.

@LadyVoldemort 2 года назад

LoL. And another irony that his name sounds like "my hair". 🤭🤭🤭

@garyji 3 года назад

Very funny stuff. Love the way he gets three or four punchlines out of one set-up! Nailed the dialects, too!

@MissMog 3 года назад

This guy is great , would love to watch more from him!

@sharongarren6912 2 года назад

Just happened to come across this..how refreshing and so nice to have clean humor. Wonderful and having a father who was born in the middle east made it that much more enjoyable.Thank you!

@belindabella 3 года назад

This cracked me up... Thanks. I was at the farm with no Internet and this made my day.

@albertolara114 3 года назад

Was afraid to vape the entire time due to laughing, really gave me no openings

@georgemoore2830 2 года назад

You shouldn’t vape, God loves you and can help you stop

@dariam6216 3 года назад

Love his sense of humour 😂

@angdemidemi 3 года назад

The squeaky laughter is heeeere!! 🤣

@rmbkman 3 года назад

OHHHHMYGOSH!!! lololol He is epic level amazing, like real talk I'm serious! Best genuine personality/sense of humor I've seen in years and years (next to Gabriel Egleisias (I'm so sorry for spelling his name wrong!!) and Greg Morton!! Just LOVE this uber talented guy!! 🤣💯🔥❤️

@LadyVoldemort 2 года назад

LoLoLoL It's Iglesias, you know...Iglesias with an "i". 🤣 He's one of my favorite comedian, I hope he make new shows/jokes soon... I love this comedian (Maher Matta) too, hopefully they invite him again, he's too funny! 🤣👍

@trevorking1021 5 месяцев назад

3:58 ole DOOR SQUEAKIN LAUGHING AHHH GIRL

@elifdurmus8243 2 года назад

I love the squeeking door in the audience!

@abigailmaturana741 2 года назад

someone has a laugh like a window pane and i love it 💖

@frenchmansfury8022 3 года назад

This guy and Moody are the best. Something about middle eastern guys being raised in the south must temper comedic skill like a flaming sword being quenched in oil. Thats such a dramatic metaphor Idc😊

@thatotherdebra1834 3 года назад

😂 He is hilarious!

@christinelang2417 2 года назад

LOL 🤣🤣🤣 he's got the southern accent down perfect!!

@mo19702009 3 года назад

Hello to you lady with the unique laugh, the one that gets comedians distracted, I invite you to upload a video of yourself laughing, introducing yourself, like the lady that goes to DRY BAR.