Catachan Jungle Fighters, An Army of Rambos by PancreasNoWork - Reaction 

Three Commissars are in a pub The Cadian Commissar says "My troops are the bravest regiment, they stare down daemons without flinching." A Krieger Commissar said "My troops are braver, they charge across minefields without a second thought." The Catachan Commissar says "Watch this." he turns to face his troops "Drop and give me 20!" and his regiment all at once say "Go fuck yourself." The Cadian and Krieger Commissars sit down

Khorne talking to a recently banished bloodthirster Khorne: so how many skulls did you claim before your banishment Bloodthirster: none. Kh: what the fuck? Who banished you then? Blth: a plant. A plant killed me.

Commissar has been struck down by Nurgle. Get well soon.

9:40 Me whenever I see a catachan barking toad: *Jamaican accent* “ I would like to pet this creature.”

2:09 "Knockoff Alex Jones" That is equal parts painful and hilarious. You have my genuine sympathy. Hopefully Nurgle stops blessing you soon.

to quote the big emo birdman: "Why do people LIVE HERE"

Ah! The 4chan jungle fighters. Nothing the 40K universe could throw at them will be worse than spending a single night on their website...

23:43 I agree. In this AU I thought of the Space wolves would have a successor chapter on Catachan called the Jade Jaguars.

Pancreas, like Lazerpig, is one of those guys who makes amazingly entertaining ads that I never skip through. I really admire that in a creator, because I HATE advertising... If you can get me to willingly listen to you shill something, you are one in a million.

I woukd like to see how the how the Catachan Jungle fighters would fight against the corrupted tainted beasts conjured, conditioned, and bred by Sith Alchemy. The Dark Jedi in the 100 Year Darkness created some especially deadly beasts like the Leviathan that would be a problem for local planetary civilizations. If Catachan Jungle Fighters can relatively hold their own against some deadly Dark Eldar individually then they may be able to come up with some strategy after a while. Whether it's against a Gorog, a Yuuzhan Vong bred monster, or a Dark Side Leviathan after seeing what the beasts behaviors are and what their intelligence is capable of.

You need to rest bro. Get well soon. Don't break yourself for us. Your health is more important than reaction contact.

A world whose "wildlife" can repel a chaos invasion.

I just realised something... Catachan is basicly Green Hell game times 40000, that covers entire planet.

I witness some videos done by Weshammer about some in universe Warhammer criptid creasures and obscure monsters most people are generally unaware of and I wonder how the Catachan Jungle Fighters would fair trying to hunt some of these monsters. Like the unknown Skin Taker of Fedrid. This monster's form has never been reportedly seen officially and all hunters who try to go after it either fail or worse die with their flesh taken off left hanging off in the wilderness. Fetrid seems like a pretty dangerous place. Perhaps it would be better if some Catachan Jungle Fighters were to take up the task in a organized operation to slay the beast.

Stand strong Commissar the Emperor stands by your side in your battle with the vile Nurgle THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

The vile Nurgling touch has reached our High Lord Old Man. May the Emperor protect thee

Being sick sucks. Hope you feel better soon

Your voice is sounding like you'd genuinely like to scream but are unable to. Get well soon, brother. 🙏

Feel better old man, glad to see my request came up yay

Something is really going on this season, everyone at my work got sick with what he's got and I'm on the east coast in VA

Man it’s about that time. I’m seeing everyone getting sick

Get well soon Boss

14:08 Oh hey, W... Yes, that IS that character's name, just W. NOW THINK FAST, DOKTUH!

Have you seen the splice videos of Alex Jones in 40k? It surpringingly works

Begone Nurgle!! Let the old man heal!!

at least your sounding better

Thank you for the videos! Hope you feel better!

Damn, my dude. Sounding like Clint Eastwood, there. Hope your recovery is quick and you get well soon. Stay safe out there.

Commissar. Lord Regent Gorillaman sends you anti-Nurgle pills. o7 Oh, yes, Happy Valentine's Day. 🎉

Great. Now I want a roadtripp webbseries with a catachan grunt and a regular inscripted who doesn't gett that the kadia references were suposed to hurt his ego.

Statement: I hope you get better soon.

Take care of yourself first!! Great video regardless

Hope you get well soon

Take care of yourself, Get well soon!

Hai old man! Feel better soon!

If only they sent you an add for cough lozenges and mortuaries.

Here’s how badass catachan are: their solution for Tau’s new toys; XV104 Riptide battlesuit, was to; scale it with their knives, and for col. Straken to shove his metal arm into a weak point and pull out pilot’s head!

A catachan space marine would make chaos cry about shit being unfair faster than Germany when america introduced them to the warcrime stick.

The TTS memes are strong here

Get well soon commisar. Nurgle isn't strong enough to take you!!

With your voice the way it is, you should try singing some jazz music or something. 😊 Maybe some Tom Waits or Issac Hayes.

Seraphon

... WE NEED OLD MAN ASMR! Do it! Do it! Whisper sexily about skaven on sundays!

Get well soon compa!!!!! There is a new fat electrician Berlin Wall video pretty sure will make ya have a good time 😏😊

Your voice right now is making my throat hurt just hearing it. Please get better soon, take time off if you need to. Us War Pugs need our Old Man at 100.

NO! Rambo it’s not JUST About 80s macho big guns and big explosions. Anybody claiming that has never seen a Rambo movie.

i would love a 10 year-old catachan boy become a space marine and see how badass that little shit becomes

As a heretic of khorne. Being struck down by nurgle is without a doubt. The. Fucking. Worst.

Clint Eastwood sounding ass.