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Clarkson, Hammond and May Parking Compilation 

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only included bits where parking is the main focus/topic of discussion or else the video would be too long. obviously missed a lot here.
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@pixelbros1280
@pixelbros1280 Год назад
I love that these are still being uploaded, hopefully you never run out of themes
@incTG
@incTG Год назад
how hard can it be
@padisuromertani
@padisuromertani Год назад
@@incTG Don't say that! (Richard Hammond voice)
@MrTea101
@MrTea101 Год назад
@@padisuromertani That's a theme right there.
@GlitchyGamers18
@GlitchyGamers18 Год назад
@@incTGboom! Next video
@dawsont933
@dawsont933 Год назад
@@incTG 100% need a "top gear borrowing things"
@londonfoodclub2994
@londonfoodclub2994 Год назад
Jezza: “Have you seen a long haired man? An idiot?” Italian man without hesitation points towards May 💀 This 3 are absolute pioneers ❤️
@cartman2dk
@cartman2dk Год назад
without hesitation and with enthusiasm its hilarious.
@trainman665
@trainman665 Год назад
It’s all scripted
@terrificfrogg8377
@terrificfrogg8377 Год назад
@@trainman665 it's the best kind of improv
@trainman665
@trainman665 Год назад
@@terrificfrogg8377 It’s not improv.
@adamuk5037
@adamuk5037 Год назад
@@trainman665 I’m improv… and so’s my wife!
@twittykins
@twittykins Год назад
My favourite bits are: 1. Richard adopting the 'French' attitude to parking 0:10. 2. James trying to cram his dishwasher into a boot that's slightly too small 0:42. 3. Jeremy and his efforts at trying to pay for his parking space 25:20.
@eduardpeeterlemming
@eduardpeeterlemming Год назад
French package
@souleymaneben
@souleymaneben Год назад
The "To be fair it doesn't say no murdering either" just before was rather good too
@James-cr8mt
@James-cr8mt Год назад
carnage au trois was hilarious
@giuseppethesantis
@giuseppethesantis Год назад
"oh, Merd" 😂😂😂😂
@brodeeb.9323
@brodeeb.9323 Год назад
I read these as if it's a top gear intro
@pabloleon9593
@pabloleon9593 Год назад
23:55 -How far away is that? -Like 15 feet -Hammond? -What? -We live in London, we can build a 4 million pounds house in that gap That part got me tearing lol
@TehRuiAlv3z
@TehRuiAlv3z Год назад
"Why don't we just make a sign that says 'SORRY'??" 🤣
@MoleratKing21
@MoleratKing21 Год назад
Clarkson, Hammond and May being awkward around women would be hilarious
@messiha666
@messiha666 Год назад
Iunno what you're on about. May is an absolute star around women. The natural ease with which he talks about his lawnmower to 'em is just astonishing.
@Boemel
@Boemel Год назад
handbrake turn compilation ?
@superhawk20002
@superhawk20002 Год назад
Ummm, these guys are legends to the female variety as well. It would be more amusing to see the women being awkward around those 3.
@TimSlee1
@TimSlee1 Год назад
James May isn't awkward around women, they're awkward around him.
@Maxmulham
@Maxmulham Год назад
Hello
@BW2212_TRS
@BW2212_TRS Год назад
No matter the theme, parking to speed limits, you can’t stop laughing at these, best trio on the planet
@ramblingrob4693
@ramblingrob4693 Год назад
All written for them. The other people are actors so to speak
@PneumatinisPlaktukas15
@PneumatinisPlaktukas15 Год назад
@@ramblingrob4693 Are you the type of person who watches "Fawlty Towers" and thinks it’s a documentary? Obviously Top Gear is scripted since it’s pretty much a comedy show. That shouldn’t stop you from enjoying it unless you have no sense of humour whatsoever.
@TheCommissarIsDead
@TheCommissarIsDead 11 месяцев назад
@@PneumatinisPlaktukas15amen dude. I’ve seen a lot of those “it’s scripted” comments on this video,like no shit it has a script,they wouldn’t go anywhere without one 😂 they keep acting like it’s some profound statement that says they’re so smart or some shit😂 like Christ we get it,the shows scripted,we enjoy it now fuck off😂 love you bro
@thetireless1812
@thetireless1812 Год назад
I truly appreciate these compilations. It’s like an audiobook of the most profound blokes. I discovered Top Gear a couple years ago, but it was during a period of change for me. It’s like an intrinsic part of my life now. I think it’s a bit like that Sainsbury’s taste the difference cheese.
@incTG
@incTG Год назад
am i the more rubbish cheese for poor people?
@JaredConnell
@JaredConnell Год назад
@@incTG no mate, you're like the Dacia Sandero
@aeu569
@aeu569 Год назад
Same here. When I was growing up we were poor and didn't have a car. Then when I was older my mate was giving me a lift and we were in an accident. All of that made sure I didn't develop a passion for cars. Years later I stumbled upon the india special. I never watched tg since I thought it was a car programme. I started watching reruns religiously and a year later I got my licence and first wheels. Now I drive a 2021 Dacia Sandero
@xyroah
@xyroah Год назад
@@aeu569 truly a prodigy of Captain Slow good man
@jaypollen5839
@jaypollen5839 Год назад
The french Grand Tour Ep felt like classic top gear days
@Jon7763
@Jon7763 Год назад
the best part of that French car episode is when Richard rear-ends James later in the episode he doesn't scream "HAMMOND!!!!" he calmly says "Oh no, my dishwasher"
@jordanseay216
@jordanseay216 Год назад
It’s so funny that the parking compilation is not that much shorter than the speed camera compilation. Keep it going!
@natekraner3721
@natekraner3721 Год назад
I kept expecting it to be almost over and it just kept going 😂 too many hijinks
@jordanseay216
@jordanseay216 Год назад
@@natekraner3721 Haha same!
@Creatronic
@Creatronic Год назад
That’s because as James said, parking is not an end within itself. 😂
@BaldMancTwat
@BaldMancTwat 11 месяцев назад
@@Creatronic It always makes me crack up when he says "We're going out to do some parking". It reminds me of when I was learning to drive and actually did go out to do some parking with my dad quite often.
@TheGrenadier97
@TheGrenadier97 11 месяцев назад
8:54 - That segment is nice, feels even more natural with each one doing their part and the audience participating too
@aviation.satire
@aviation.satire Год назад
40min of them parking holy shit😂😂
@tbmofoulprinceromero
@tbmofoulprinceromero Год назад
The fact that there are 2 separate clips about parking a Countach says a lot about its practicality.
@BaldMancTwat
@BaldMancTwat 11 месяцев назад
It's funny, you can watch videos of people driving Countachs today and they still use the same method to park it (The Stradman did a video where he does it a few days ago.)
@VLG105
@VLG105 Год назад
The distress flare and weather balloon car location solution is genius.
@Bruniastys
@Bruniastys Год назад
10:58 "have you seen a very long hairded man, an idiot? ''HERE"
@electricpaisy6045
@electricpaisy6045 Год назад
2:10 Imagine Jeremy Clarkson being the reasonable voice in a discusssion.
@onlinefriend3889
@onlinefriend3889 11 месяцев назад
14:47 "This is what going to hell in a handcart feels like..." "...Because I've had a Nobel peace prize for parellel parking" Out of context James May fits in so well in this transition
@squeakers27
@squeakers27 Год назад
35:40 Bay not wide enough for the car haha. This reminds me when the council repainted the parking bays down my road after they resurfaced the road and my car was the only one out of other neighbors who used the bays that was too wide for the bays so the council had to come and repaint the bays down the road to the correct width that they were before they resurfaced the road.
@JackMcLeodJr
@JackMcLeodJr 11 месяцев назад
The golden years of television, there is nothing worth watching on regular TV nowadays. Clarkson, Hammond and May's chemistry together was second to none.
@rolytnz
@rolytnz Год назад
They are truly the Three Stooges of motoring. Highly entertaining.
@keegan4854
@keegan4854 Год назад
These 3 could test out a toaster and I'll watch every second of it
@tailsnascarfan93
@tailsnascarfan93 Год назад
Carnage A Trois was one of the funniest specials I have seen. But that off road bit had me laughing the whole way through. So good.
@incTG
@incTG Год назад
how does this have 1.1 million views already it's a 40 minute video of them parking
@raiu8413
@raiu8413 Год назад
Quality content attracts quality people
@pom8130
@pom8130 Год назад
It's because your content is one of the best content of all contents of all continental of all content
@davidgordon2305
@davidgordon2305 Год назад
we love clarkson! the big gormless galoot that he is!
@wonderland.6
@wonderland.6 Год назад
he shouted at the boat and it actually stopped and listened😂
@l1lwip
@l1lwip Год назад
I love these videos to a degree i cannot explain, please continue uploading; i can’t survive without Clarkson, HAMMOND, and May compilations
@behzadmirmozaffari2563
@behzadmirmozaffari2563 Год назад
The memories.... Dear God, please grant these three men immortality!
@ericthom726
@ericthom726 Год назад
As much as they say they hate each other these clips just prove they really do like each other
@harrysatin5110
@harrysatin5110 Год назад
In 1991 I was in Paris, I saw Taxi’s bang into each others bumpers at traffic lights, and watched a car get lightly sideswiped, and nothing, no cars stopping, no arguments between drivers nothing 😂😂😂
@WalintHUN
@WalintHUN Год назад
Well, this is only true if everyone is French, when we went by bus in the roundabout of the Arc de Triomphe in Paris in December 2000... and the tourist leader just talked about how French drivers are cool... as a Hungarian tourist and one came from the side and hit us, he screamed for half an hour and then called a cop…
@adthalls
@adthalls 8 месяцев назад
the fact that a GoPro broke the railing of the jetty at 4:42 is amazing!
@markcraven8386
@markcraven8386 Год назад
The bits of BBC radio are so appropriate, especially the traffic report. LOL "I need to drill some holes for your eyes." "You bloody don't !" LOL
@neilmurphy845
@neilmurphy845 Год назад
I love the French episode on the grand tour that was funny especially the dishwasher one
@Lincolntowncoupe
@Lincolntowncoupe Год назад
Parallel parking a Countach would be nerve racking in so many more ways than the poor visibility.
@mycroftsanchez901
@mycroftsanchez901 Год назад
Another brilliant selection from incT, thanks for putting this toghther and posting!
@danielgarner2963
@danielgarner2963 Год назад
Not just France Hammond, I've seen them park like that in Spain and Italy too!
@dtb4394
@dtb4394 Год назад
28:35 I will never, ever, ever get to a stage in life when I don't crease up laughing at that I A M symbol for driving. Looking forward to the next series from the farm too. Just had a kebab, washed down with a chilled Hawkstone lager. Bordering on a perfect Saturday night.
@yhammess1175
@yhammess1175 Год назад
When Hammond said 'but what the French will do' oh god 😂
@jnbadger1
@jnbadger1 Год назад
Keep them coming, please. You're the only one I pay attention to when it comes to my 2 favorite shows.
@incTG
@incTG Год назад
wouldn't hurt to pay attention to the official channel too
@Dauthdart
@Dauthdart Год назад
I recommend BlueYNC, they have full episodes and full specials broken up into playlists, go to their playlist section to find everything
@MrFluffytheTurtle
@MrFluffytheTurtle Год назад
Over the years the moment where they all 3 arrive in their chosen vehicles, the boat one is somehow the best
@IDontHaveACreativeHandle
@IDontHaveACreativeHandle Год назад
Keep up with the top gear vids, I've binge-watched nearly all of them lol
@eurosonly
@eurosonly Год назад
Clarkson not wanting to take advantage of people getting stuck in his mud? He really has aged for the better.
@ILOVEBACONBOY2018
@ILOVEBACONBOY2018 Год назад
Thanks for this, love these compilations.
@Akotski-ys9rr
@Akotski-ys9rr Год назад
I love how they just say “sorry!”
@JPkerVideo
@JPkerVideo Год назад
James slamming the trunk on the washing machine is actually physically painful lmao...
@BaldMancTwat
@BaldMancTwat 11 месяцев назад
It's weird for me to watch the scenes at 7:00. I used to live in that area and the Blockbuster behind them (Which had already closed down by this point) is where my family would rent videos on the weekends when I was about 10. The tall grey building behind them at 7:43 is somewhere I was constantly delivering pizzas too when I was a pizza delivery guy in my late teens.
@DeanMoxley87
@DeanMoxley87 Год назад
Nice to see you included Kaleb
@robertnapier624
@robertnapier624 Год назад
“Tonight! I try and park a car using speed and power……… Richard tries to park a car without crashing…….. and James tries to park a car very slowly.
@Ochumvru
@Ochumvru Год назад
You know you're iconic when you can have a 40min vid about parking with over 1m views
@Dave_Sisson
@Dave_Sisson Год назад
At 2:47 it appears that Jeremy Corbin does not approve of Jeremy Clarkson's attempts to park in London.
@alexgerrits349
@alexgerrits349 Год назад
I own all of the episodes of each series. I watch these compilations to inspire the one to watch. I want to watch every one of these episodes now.
@StefanBacon
@StefanBacon Год назад
Nearly every modern semi tractor in America is like that Saab: completely impossible to drive on account of the drunken robot flipping the switch on the clutch.
@neilmurphy845
@neilmurphy845 Год назад
Yes that would drive me nuts how do you deal with that.
@StefanBacon
@StefanBacon Год назад
@@neilmurphy845 I don't. I got fired from Roehl and now I have a job where I drive a 15 speed Mack that's older than me about once a month. It's fantastic. Don't work for an ATA member if you can avoid it. Big carriers suck ass, especially Roehl. I'd have been better off at Knight-Swift.
@Lindrios
@Lindrios Год назад
Love the compilations, keep them coming!
@incTG
@incTG Год назад
i shall!
@razrhiannaspiers8506
@razrhiannaspiers8506 Год назад
Has there been a compilation of locals helping the presenters cars/bikes/vehicles, whether it’s breakdowns and/or trying to get it to start? E.g. Jeremy’s Vespa in Vietnam
@jeremyfong5684
@jeremyfong5684 Год назад
"have you seen a very long-haired man, an idiot?"
@lukasg623
@lukasg623 Год назад
Holy shit thats a long one. *insert The office quote*
@bmstylee
@bmstylee Год назад
That's what she said
@michaelball4683
@michaelball4683 Год назад
@@bmstylee Yeah, but not to you.☹
@bmstylee
@bmstylee Год назад
@@michaelball4683 hey I know where I stand. It's ok.
@hongsengchan9855
@hongsengchan9855 Год назад
@@michaelball4683 or you
@BeverleyEllie-dr1ww
@BeverleyEllie-dr1ww Год назад
I've seen this film many times. It's really wonderful.
@km7101
@km7101 Год назад
Great Video. I'm going to go check the treads on my tyres RIGHT NOW!
@jonoleech7832
@jonoleech7832 3 месяца назад
I love that I can search “top gear parking” and a 40 minute compilation comes up
@silentdeath7847
@silentdeath7847 Год назад
1:03 in Norway we would just Either secure the items and drive with the booth open or get one of those ropes to secure items in trailers and such and attach it to something in the trunk and attach it to the booth to hold it in place. Actually saw 2 people doin that last one while I was writing this 😂
@Platesmasher
@Platesmasher Год назад
In Australia we carry the fridge on our back
@averywho6430
@averywho6430 Год назад
Imagine living in the UK and just seeing these antics on the street. Honestly, it beats whatever the hell we see in the US.
@neilmurphy845
@neilmurphy845 Год назад
Hammond inside the Audi TT is got to be the most funniest thing ever 😂.
@STho205
@STho205 Год назад
My neighbors son has a TT that doesn't run (bad turbo). I'm going to suggest that he sell it to a border coyote for that very trick.
@LandonLovette
@LandonLovette Год назад
If you haven't done a trio fashion compilation, I would suggest that next. Thanks for the great uploads!
@LucyTheCat
@LucyTheCat Год назад
Clarkson, hammond and may iPod compilation? (They talk about it a lot more than you’d think)
@incTG
@incTG Год назад
maybe
@bloodcorer
@bloodcorer Год назад
English and french used to rule the world lmao
@SpiritHealer1
@SpiritHealer1 Год назад
This show alone makes me wish I grew up in England.
@STho205
@STho205 Год назад
I'm not a fan of proprietary phone apps to pay for trivial things like parking or recreation park day fees. If the administrator doesn't have enough interest to send a person around to collect the fee, then screw them because they likely won't pay wardens to ever check.
@kennygrant5531
@kennygrant5531 Год назад
Just like a 997 Gen 2, this stuff gets better and better with age
@stinkeye460
@stinkeye460 Год назад
Clarkson's doc on the greatest raid of WW2 got me interested in him. His commercials for his lager made me a dedicated admirer. Free speech is freedom, even if you disagree with what the person says. Too many people in America and Britain don't understand this because we have allowed the NAZIs and Communist to take over education.
@yavaulie2839
@yavaulie2839 Год назад
True
@Popotato7777
@Popotato7777 11 месяцев назад
40 minutes of pure gold
@mrarnold96
@mrarnold96 Год назад
These 3 middle aged blokes are really good. Even when they try to park is interesting
@MasterFlores35
@MasterFlores35 3 месяца назад
James’s clap at the end was sadly met with silence and epicness for cheering on his mate 😆
@ObviouslyKieran
@ObviouslyKieran Год назад
James May saying "Ooh, merde" is way funnier than it should be.
@petrolhead982
@petrolhead982 Год назад
From which episode was convertible SAAB parking? Can't remember.
@incTG
@incTG Год назад
worst car in the history of the world
@petrolhead982
@petrolhead982 Год назад
@@incTG thank you!
@ianvisser7899
@ianvisser7899 Год назад
15:15 Enter rearview cameras. And all of a sudden a countach becomes VERY usable
@samjesus8
@samjesus8 Год назад
this is just amazing, to think that there is enough video to make a parking compilation. At this rate i wont be surprised if there is a toilet compilation for top gear. I love this show and it is for this very reason
@incTG
@incTG Год назад
i have some bad news for you ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-9hoLuZx5ayw.html
@incTG
@incTG Год назад
1.4 million saw the video and thought "yes. just what i want to watch"
@samjesus8
@samjesus8 Год назад
@@incTG imma gladly watch this lmao. Bro top gear is that good u could make a compilation on literally anything
@badlarry172
@badlarry172 Год назад
"the button on the key fob activates a flare" classic
@MRROSHAN17
@MRROSHAN17 Год назад
What episode was the one with the merc pullman and the rolls??? Don't think I've ever come across it before
@zunaidkajee4540
@zunaidkajee4540 Год назад
Love the upload. Would have been nice if you had shown the season and episode....
@TommyCullen-VacuumConnisour
how do you keep coming up with ideas, your genius, it generates gravity...
@deanbelden6316
@deanbelden6316 Год назад
Excellent choice on the wheels mate, perfect colour.
@jacobrumens9601
@jacobrumens9601 Год назад
40 minutes of the trio trying to park? Much better to watch than the New Top Gear.
@patagualianmostly7437
@patagualianmostly7437 Год назад
Have you tried watching "Paint Drying"...?...It's hilarious.....compared with the "New" Top Gear.
@jacobrumens9601
@jacobrumens9601 Год назад
@@patagualianmostly7437 No, but you know what’s better to watch than the new Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson peeling a potato 😂
@foeke8740
@foeke8740 Год назад
It reminds me of the first time I saw a Citroën C6. It was just on the market and while I was admiring the car, the owner got in. Bumped the car in front, bumped the car in reverse and drove off.
@AussiePeter
@AussiePeter Год назад
I can’t believe you edited this together. Must have taken forever
@incTG
@incTG Год назад
yep
@Plackgifts
@Plackgifts Год назад
Love this program
@perhapscoleiro3164
@perhapscoleiro3164 Год назад
Missed the $10,000 Supercar parking challenge, Jeremy getting stuck in a Ford GT in studio and the TG Peugeot parking but amazing compilation none the less
@WallChart
@WallChart Год назад
I love the clip of Hammond in the bumper 😂😂
@wallshider
@wallshider Год назад
Less than 2 minutes into your video and I already knew you know how to edit. Great job!
@chawnadams9648
@chawnadams9648 Год назад
The Vietnam Grand tour episode with the boats is my favorite. James brought the best boat although slow the shaft propeller and rudder setup is the best for what they were doing and if it had a skeg guard for the prop alot of the tangles wouldn't of even happened. Plus the character of a old wooden boat is much more appeasing than a plastic speedboat and if you've ever driven a jet boat over 20ft it's like driving a drunk jetski hence why Jezza crashes constantly.
@RealPanzer999
@RealPanzer999 Год назад
Clarkson, Hammond & May are probably the only people capable of being funny whilst parking XD
@jamescagney2713
@jamescagney2713 Год назад
Really? It is a crap program that is worked around crap.
@ScottMcmillianII1996
@ScottMcmillianII1996 Год назад
Thank you for uploading these compilations.
@matthewwong3757
@matthewwong3757 Год назад
22:00 JC : "How long have we been here?" JM : ALL MY LIFE
@christophemichelotti6386
@christophemichelotti6386 Год назад
Ce sont vraiment des fou, Ça me manque l'ancien top Gear
@user-vz4dr4ke8d
@user-vz4dr4ke8d Год назад
anyone else instantly recognize that turn at 22:05???
@jaywright9924
@jaywright9924 Год назад
2:48 Jeremy Corbyn wasn't very happy on his bicycle
@Fortunes.Fool.
@Fortunes.Fool. Год назад
6:35 “You’ve arrived. Lovely.” LLMMAAOO I forgot about that one
@iannorton4463
@iannorton4463 Год назад
Bloody ell. Your doing something brilliant. 1.2 million views in 2 weeks 👌🙌
@someferalkid
@someferalkid Год назад
"Richard was in charge of valet parking." -May Everyone on God's beautiful green pasture: 😱
@mr63amg42
@mr63amg42 Год назад
What episode was this 8:20
@adrianlee2357
@adrianlee2357 Год назад
Can you do a compilation of Richard Hammond’s GT3 , James May Ferrari talk ?
@saagabragi6938
@saagabragi6938 Год назад
30:13 "I once heard a, like, a squealching sound"
@saagabragi6938
@saagabragi6938 11 месяцев назад
What gets me about that is an old man saying "like".
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