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@@zooker7481 May was explaining that his arm was broken. The joke is asking him, who's arm is in a sling, "which arm have you broken", delivered straight faced.
Clarkson's Princess Diana joke was always the best one for me as it even made the film crew laugh behind the camera, and the joke just works on so many levels. Absolute perfection.
@@ishaanhiranandani226 Princess Diana was well known for her work with organisations and charities centered about landmine removal. Furthermore, she drove a Ford Escort - at the time it was a popular joke phrase about the car in the UK (and also a bit of advertisement really) to say "Princess Diana had one of these, you know."
@@JetFalcon710 Even if experience doesn't show you, stunt people have known it for years as in their words, "It's never the falling that hurts, it's the stopping"
15:40 You can really see how these guys are genuine friends. The way Hammond and May roast Clarkson and he just sits there and takes it with a smile on his face.
I've heard this joke numerous times the setup still manages to make me laugh It's brilliant, with him talking about a cars with six wheels than showing us that photo with the drop of " Take the Third Right" then his look at the camera. Its all comedy Platnuim.
@@theredguy8746 Basically Tesco (A massive superstore chain in the UK) Got into a little trouble for selling beef products etc Lesangue that contain horse meat. They called it the horse meat scandal.
I love how Jeremy has the uncharacteristic humility to just sit there and take it when he's being roasted by Hammond and May, he just smiles and absorbs the abuse like a boss, I love that. Shows they're real mates.
Way to take it yeah. I think he's enjoying it, as are they all when they're feeding off of each other like they do. Comes across far more authentic, besides - if you can't take the piss out your mates, who can you?
Well, Hammond seems like a cute little hobbit roasting Smaug for all I notice. 😶 He has so much fun at doing it you just have fun with him.. I'd laugh if he roasted me.
"Princess Diana had one of these" that is the funniest Clarksonism that made the entire Crew laugh, and "Take the Third Reich" is the best James Mayism
The best James Mayism is actually his response to Jeremy’s story about his new glass shower or something like that and the plumber who sold it to him, but I remember absolutely nothing else about when he said it, other than during a news segment.
It's a subtle reference to the fact that every time the Reliant Scimiter is mentioned ANYWHERE there's always a point where someone says 'Princess Anne had one of these'
11:14 - I remember when this scene came on the tele and I was genuinely choking with laughter. “They do not have the right to measure children. You’ll see a policeman measuring your child and say quick call the um ooh” “Go to your own kids sports day”😂
Remember that the Lord Jesus Christ died on a cross for you because He loves you so much. He then rose up from the dead three days later. The Ten Commandments are called the moral law, (most of us are lying thieving blasphemous adulterer at heart and deserve hell) you and I broke the law, Jesus paid the fine. That’s what happened on that cross. By believing that Jesus died on the cross and rose up from the dead 3 days later and not just confessing your sin, but also repenting of all sin you have done and putting all your trust in Him in prayer, He will grant you everlasting life as a free Gift.
@@charlesdemers1197 If the car can be optioned with a single seat, you'd presume that it only has 1 seat: the driver's seat. When May asked which seat comes as standard, you imagine a car that has a single seat that's not behind the steering wheel, which is ridiculous and funny.
4:57 That is one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life when James said "You look like something found at a pyramid" and Jeremy laughing at the joke 🤣🤣🤣
How I love these dudes. 3/4 of my childhood consists of jokes and different challenges with cars. Many thanks to Clarkson, Hammond and May. God bless you and wish you high ratings.
Lmao James really calls the French "treacherous, land burning, work-shy peasants." And then goes on to say the British are better because the French are "rude".
They love the French, secretly. In fact they're Europhiliacs in general. You can tell in modern Grand Tour episodes as they spend a lot of time lovingly sucking the EU's balls.
@@justinfouts2094 Taken from a reddit post about the same topic: Princess Diana was very anti landmine and a lot of her public image was derived from the work she did with victims of them.
These 3 have a chemistry between them that makes the jokes write themselves. They are the jokes, and not in the usual sense that term is used. Take away even 1 of them and their carrier would have never reached the heights it did. I sure af would feel dumb had I done anything to upset any of these 3 and cause them to quit or be fired. Something like, promising them a hot meal and giving them a frozen TV dinner after traveling several hours, cooped up on a bus or train. A pinch in the face would be far too kind for such an action. I would rather beat myself in the nads with a baseball bat repeatedly. After all, it would have ruined my reputation with other stars as well as sunk the value of the broadcasting company the show was on. It would be a fitting self punishment as well. That way I wouldn't be able to reproduce. After all, we cant have more idiots that stupid being born into the world. I mean, we wouldn't want some idiot with famous family doing something as dumb as inviting a well known famous person for a lunch with promises that it would have 900 calories only to get them a cheese burger of the dollar menu
"I think I'll call him Bob. Moments later, Bob is dismembered." 😂😂😂 Also, "Which seat do they put in as standard?" is perhaps the moment I replay most when watching the full episode 🤙
That moment @15:32 is so wholesome... Clarkson is genuinely enjoying his best friends taking a dig at him... like he's genuinely looking at them with love and appreciation, as if he's realising how lucky he is to be working with them... and that was such a joy to watch. I might be overshooting this, but I truly get that impression from him, cheers!
This is just an awkward scripted scene. He's sitting there not saying anything while they're trying to make it funny because that's what he was supposed to do in this scene.. Nothing more to it..
Funny thing is, me a German never thought about what would happen if I drove without a license until I first watched that bit at 12:25. I just didn’t think to that part I just knew that you could loose it and would be prohibited to drive then. To be fair I was only 15 years old but still amazed by this until today.
20:00 the argument between James and Richard his is both incredibly hilarious and surprisingly wholesome because they both know they aren't going to convince the other and they are both such good friends that they know every joke they are making is not malicious. Plus Jeremy just standing by watching this argument with a smile on his face just solidifies what good friends they all are. Also James annihilated Richard with the jokes 🤣
i think when james said "if we strip everything off of you your like a racecar driver as a boy" james should have said "if we strip everything off of you your just a Crash test dummy"
at 17:40 I have not noticed it before, but when James is fiddling about with the computer to find the clock settings, he accidentally folds down the rear blinds. Brilliant, even if it's scripted.
My favourite jokes are when it truly delivers them joy from a bit of clever wit. They appreciate each other and you can tell when it’s a joke not rehearsed with them sometimes.
@@amadan3869 If I'm not mistaken from some Google searches, the penny term basically means that it took everyone a second or two to understand the joke. *The joke* it self is that when he says "You've given me the baby, now get in the back." the back is poop hole. (If you still don't get it then maybe you're too young to understand it in the first place)
You did justice to the Saudi Arabia joke. For years on RU-vid you could only find the second half and now there's the full joke in context. Very well made video. cheers
@@jimmyhopkinsman They are talking about hydrogen storage, which is currently one of the biggest issues holding hydrogen powered cars back (even more so when that bit was filmed). Clarkson believes that hydrogen powered cars are what will eventually make internal combustion obsolete - And thus, Oil. Saudi Arabia draws it's entire influence and wealth from their massive oil industry. So the joke is, once petrol powered cars and oil becomes obsolte, Saudi Arabia will become poor and refocus on their famous export good before oil became important - Carpets. They also won't be able to afford cars anymore, so they have to use camels to get around.
Funny enough, now we can say the joke's on Clarkson since it's been some time since that episode aired, and we're still no closer (practically speaking) to use hydrogen as fuel in cars, despite the potential being there. Still, nothing beats that man's showmanship.
i love that these 3 actually make me laugh like im there with them, they give me the laughs you get when your friend does some dumb thing and fails. i hope they continue giving me the laughs they have given me since top gear aired
I feel like this trio are the original vloggers. But without the faf of dealing with the cameras themselves. 3 car guys just having good banter. Like I genuinely like the Top Gear specials like Vietnam (motorbikes), Burma (trucks), and the one in Africa and more. And the specials carried on in Grand Tour. A combination of comedy, travel, banter, between car enthusiast.
@HT the demon has one seat as default when you purchase it, and James ask if it is the drivers seat or not, because the drivers seat is the only necessary seat to operate a car
I love the “you don’t think it fell out of James’s luggage” joke because it’s funny enough as it is, but then when James says “fell out of my what?” It becomes even smuttier
@@ijt3852 They have a running joke about James' sexual habits, and they are implying that it is some kind of sex toy. It is in fact an old East German TV tower, and I have been up it (oo er Matron!) just after the wall came down.
I love how hammond and james have a 10 min argument about the two cars and whos is better while jeremy sits back and enjoys the ranting between them like an old married couple 🤣
@@zooker7481 Parents can't take cameras to their own children's sports days at school any more. Things will get better one day, we'll also have smoking back in pubs, tobacco liveries back on racing cars and the rifle back on our walls.